Fluffy "Milk Bun" Uke who wants to be cool X Aloof, truly cool Seme
Also known as "The Milk Bun is Trying to Be Cool Today," "Although I'm Not Cool, My Hubby Is," ...
It was already past 11 o'clock in the evening, but the live broadcast rooms of the top three on the Gulu platform's popularity list were still very popular.
The first one is a retired professional player in the MOBA section of the game channel. The second one is a live streamer who specializes in selling goods. As for the third one, the third one also belongs to the MOBA game section, but the name of the live broadcast room seems to have nothing to do with games. It is called——
[Anyone who says I am a milk person will be kicked out——Mild]
After a game ended, looking at the huge Victioy that popped up on the computer screen, Ruan Mian moved the mouse twice and opened the barrage assistant in the live broadcast room. Then he pushed the keyboard away and leaned back in his chair.
As soon as the bullet screen was opened, it filled the entire screen with dense comments——
【Mild is awesome! He won the MVP again! 】
[My dear Mild, you are your mother's pride today! ]
[Wow, your hair is so frizzy from being pressed by the headphones! Woohoo, so cute! ]
Ruan Mian's eyebrows knitted together instantly. He quickly lifted up his headphones and casually pressed his hair twice, saying casually: "Just an MVP. Isn't this the basic operation of our cool brother? And I've told you many times, don't call me that!"
[Here it comes again, Mild starts to act cool again]
[Good boy, good boy, good boy, that’s what mommy wants to call you! ]
[Ahhhh, Mild’s baby voice, my ears are melting.]
[I'm new here, if you don't understand, just ask, is the host using a voice changer? His voice is so soft]
[You think too much. My son's voice is naturally soft. There's no point in being envious.]
[What the hell is there to envy? She's so horny like a woman.]
Ruan Mian had excellent dynamic vision. He saw this comment without blinking, and then he operated the mouse very skillfully and kicked the person out of the live broadcast room.
[Good fellow, your hand speed is indeed MVP. My mother had already typed out the words to scold him, but before she could send them, you kicked him out.]
[Wow, is the anchor serious? I thought the name of the live broadcast room was just a gimmick]
[Hot knowledge in Tyrant Mild’s live broadcast room: If the word “milk” appears, there will be no mercy! ]
Ruan Mian casually grabbed the iced cola next to the computer, opened the can with a "squeak", tilted his head back to take two sips, licked his lips, and then said righteously: "I am a cool guy, not a tyrant. I kicked him because he was sexist, okay!"
[Okay, okay, you’re cute and everything you say is right]
[Okay, okay, you’re cute and everything you say is right]
[Does this mean I can say you are milky? Mild little milk bag! ]
[How can Bingkuoluo be worthy of our Mild? Mom only allows you to drink Wangzai milk! ]
[+1, dear, send me your address in private, and I will send you a baby. You can choose between the red can, the green can, or the yellow can! ]
The more Ruan Mian read the comments, the tighter her eyebrows frowned. She wanted to retort every word, but she couldn't. Finally, she just puffed up her face and decided to end the broadcast. "It's getting late. That's enough for today. I'm going to end the broadcast!"
[It’s not even 12 o’clock yet and you’re already off the air? ? I’ve never heard you say 2 a.m. is too late before]
[Where did you learn this bad habit? You run away when you can’t win an argument.]
[Run if you can’t argue +1]
[If you can’t argue, run away +10086, Mommy is late today, and I haven’t seen the passionate duo row between Guaizi and G God yet! ]
Ku Ge would never allow himself to be accused of being a coward, so Ruan Mian took another sip of ice cola and snorted, "How can this Ku Ge not be able to argue with you? The time is up to end the broadcast. I said it three days ago. This week, it will basically end at this time. I have to get up early for military training. And I didn't play duo with God G today. He had something to do today and didn't log in..."
The G God mentioned by Ruan Mian, whose game ID is Glacier, is not only the big boss who has long been sitting at the top of the gift list in his live broadcast room, but also his regular duo partner.
Glacier is a rich man who doesn't talk much, but more importantly, he has first-rate skills. Ruan Mian likes to play duo with him.
But he told Ruan Mian yesterday that he had something to do today. Ruan Mian played solo today and felt that the game canyon was not that interesting.
[To be honest, if you hadn’t told me about your college military training before, I would have thought you were still in junior high school]
[Nonsense, are junior high school students as young as us Mild?]
[Which university! Mom wants to meet you in person! ]
【Want to meet in person! 】
【Want to meet in person! 】
"It's impossible for us to meet in person," Ruan Mian finished the last bit of Coke, looked at the "Want to meet in person" messages that filled the screen, and suddenly smiled at the camera with what he thought was a very cool smile, "Why? Of course I'm afraid that you will be impressed by my coolness and feel inferior when you go back."
Ruan Mian whistled to himself in his heart, thinking that this wave of coolness was perfect. Just as he was about to happily exit the live broadcast room, he was caught off guard by a new comment. This comment was a gift, big and bright:
[Mild didn't meet us in person, is it because he is super short in person and much bustier than in the camera, and he is afraid of being laughed at? ]
Ruan Mian's smirk froze on the corners of his mouth. After a while, he thought about his height of 176.2cm, rounded it off, and looked at the camera again. He saw his cool gray hair, cool headband, cool earrings, and cool black T-shirt. Finally, he said calmly, "I'm 1.8 meters tall, a standard cool guy. Would I be afraid of you? And, grandma, you're the grandma. Your whole family is the grandma."
After saying this, Ruan Mian moved his mouse neatly to the red X indicating exit. However, a second before he was about to click on it, he couldn't help but pause. His eyes fell on the first place on his gift list. He quickly glanced at the avatar that had been gray all night before clicking on exit.
After taking off his headphones and turning off the computer, Ruan Mian did not rush to get up. Instead, he sat cross-legged on the chair, reached for his phone and opened WeChat.
In the upper right corner of the WeChat pinned avatar frame of the person with the nickname “Tangtang”, there is a red number 2.
Ruan Mian moved his fingers and clicked on it——
Tangtang: Cool brother, cool brother, are you off the air?
Tangtang: Cool brother, why haven’t you ended the live broadcast yet!
Tangtang, whose full name is Wen Tang, is Ruan Mian's best friend.
The two were in the same class in junior high school and went to the same high school. Now they are in college, but they were not admitted to the same school. However, there is actually not much difference, because their universities are in the same university town, and there is even only a small road between the two school gates.
There were ten minutes between the two messages, and the latter one was sent two minutes ago.
Ruan Mian felt so comfortable being called "Cool Brother" repeatedly that he typed with a curled lip corner: Cool Brother is off the air!
Tangtang replied immediately: You finally ended the live stream! I'm starving, do you want to go barbecue?
Ruan Mian glanced at the time in the upper right corner of the screen. It was 23:26. He typed:
So late? Can you still get up for military training tomorrow...
Tangtang: Cool guys all have strong willpower! They will never fail to get out of bed in the morning just because they sleep late at night!
These words hit Ruan Mian's nerves exactly. Ruan Mian made a prompt decision and replied with one word: Go!
After making an appointment with Wen Tang to meet at the school gate in ten minutes, Ruan Mian stood up, stretched, took out the dormitory key and campus card from the table and put them in his trouser pocket.
There are four people in their dormitory, and he is the only one in the dormitory now. The other three went out to have a midnight snack and haven't come back yet. Ruan Mian didn't go with them because he had to do a live broadcast.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Ruan Mian turned off the lights and opened the dormitory door, he met his three other roommates face to face.
"Fuck!" The short and fat boy in the lead took a half step back exaggeratedly, and when he saw Ruan Mian's face clearly, he patted his chest and said, "Xiao Ruan, you scared me!"
Ruan Mian laughed, "I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence."
"You want to go out?" The boy standing in the middle, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses and looking very bookish, suddenly stepped forward and handed a plastic bag in his hand to Ruan Mian, "I was afraid you would be hungry, so I brought you some barbecue."
Ruan Mian was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he couldn't say "I want to eat barbecue" which was on the tip of his tongue.
Seeing him in a daze, the short and fat boy hurriedly said, "Don't get me wrong, Xiao Ruan, this is not what we left over. Xiao Yu specially ordered it for you before we left."
The boy with black-framed glasses pursed his lips and smiled shyly.
Ruan Mian came back to her senses, took the barbecue bag from his hand, and smiled, "Thank you, how much is it? I'll transfer it to you via WeChat."
"No money!" Yu Mu shook his head hurriedly, "I wanted to bring it to you myself, how could I ask you for money."
Hearing him say this, Ruan Mian did not insist any more, but just thanked him again, "I'll treat you to milk tea tomorrow."
Yu Mu's smile deepened and he nodded.
Ruan Mian waved to his roommates and said, "I...my friend wants to talk to me about something, so I'll leave first. I'll bring the barbecue over to eat with him!"
Because of the delay, Ruan Mian quickened his pace along the way, but when he arrived at the school gate, Wen Tang was already waiting there.
A handsome boy in a light blue shirt came up to her and whispered, "Ruan Ruan, you're so slow!"
Ruan Mian explained: "I happened to meet my roommate when I went out and we talked for a while."
Wen Tang looked at the plastic bag he was carrying and asked curiously, "What are you carrying?"
Ruan Mian held up the plastic bag and showed it to him, "My roommate brought this to me after having a barbecue."
Wen Tang was surprised and asked, "Is it packed for you because you can't finish it?"
"No," Ruan Mian shook his head, "He said he ordered it for me before he left."
Wen Tang showed a strange look, "Which roommate of yours is interested in you?"
Ruan Mian nudged Wen Tang lightly with her elbow, her face full of disbelief, "What are you talking about? My roommate! A man!"
Wen Tang asked as a matter of course: "What's wrong with being a man? Can't a man be interested in you?"
Ruan Mian casually pulled out a potato chip from a plastic bag and fed it to Wen Tang, then said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not like you!"
Wen Tang ate a piece of potato chips, smacked his lips, and said "tsk", and did not continue the topic. Instead, he asked, "Can we still go to the barbecue stall with all this?"
Ruan Mian looked at the skewers in the plastic bag and found that there were not many, so he suggested: "How about we finish eating and then go?"
As he spoke, Ruan Mian looked for a place to sit.
"Oh, this is so troublesome," Wen Tang pulled Ruan Mian's arm, "Why don't we just eat while walking? I guess they will have finished eating by the time we get there."
Ruan Mian kept muttering "How can a cool guy eat skewers while walking", but he honestly reached into the plastic bag and took out a skewer of treasures.
Although it was almost midnight, there were still quite a few people on the road.
This is the junction of two universities, called the shared area by students. It is filled with various restaurants. At this time, there are also many students who come out for supper or take a walk, which is full of life.
When passing by a three-story building on the street, both of them looked over there at the same time.
This is a Western restaurant. The whole building has a strong sense of design. It is said that the decoration inside is also very exquisite. The whole thing looks out of place with the other simple small restaurants next to it.
Wen Tang laughed and said, "Those who come here to eat must be exquisite babies."
"That's right," Ruan Mian ate another piece of the treasure and said vaguely, "Our cool brother doesn't like this kind of place."
Just as he finished speaking, Ruan Mian saw the door of the western restaurant being pushed open, and two exquisite babies walked out... no, two boys.
When he saw the face of one of them clearly, Ruan Mian widened his eyes, coughed violently, then quickly lowered his head and threw the half-eaten treasure in his hand back into the plastic bag.
His series of actions were so sudden that Wen Tang was puzzled and asked him in a low voice, "What's wrong with you?"
Ruan Mian didn't look up, but just stretched out his hand to pull Wen Tang's arm, and urged in a low voice: "Hurry up."
Wen Tang subconsciously glanced at the two boys coming out of the western restaurant, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
I have to say, both boys are good-looking, one is cool and the other is outspoken, each has his own merits.
What’s more important is that the cold one’s gaze fell on Ruan Mian, and the corners of his straight lips slightly raised for a moment.
But before Wen Tang could take a closer look, Ruan Mian grabbed his arm and quickened his pace.
The two were almost at the barbecue stall, but Ruan Mian was still running wildly. It was Wen Tang who stopped first and took a breath, "Take a break, I... I can't do it anymore, I'm so tired."
Ruan Mian then stopped and looked back cautiously. After confirming that there was no familiar figure behind him, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Huh, take a break. I'm tired too."
"What's wrong with you?" Wen Tang looked at Ruan Mian's face carefully, half jokingly and half seriously, "Do you know what your reaction just now looked like?"
Ruan Mian asked subconsciously, "What?"
Wen Tang stared at Ruan Mian for another two seconds before moving closer to him and answering with a snicker, "It's like suddenly seeing the person you have a crush on, and then you get too shy so you run away."
Ruan Mian was instantly furious, and was so excited that she couldn't control her voice for a moment, "Who? I have a crush on him? I'm not crazy!"
Seeing his reaction, Wen Tang became even more curious and asked hurriedly, "Do you two have a grudge against each other?"
In just a few words, Ruan Mian explained the "feud" between herself and the cold boy just now, although to Wen Tang, this sounded like Ruan Mian's one-sided hostility towards the other person.
The cold boy is called Bo Yan, and he is a classmate of Ruan Mian.
College life has already started for five days, with one day for reporting, one day for the opening ceremony and three days for military training. Ruan Mian has never seen Bo Yan smile, and even rarely heard him speak.
But such a cold and quiet person has such a strong presence that no one can ignore him.
He was too tall and had an outstanding appearance, and his whole body was covered with the words "Keep Away" written all over. Just standing there he looked very cool and easily attracted everyone's attention.
Ruan Mian pinched his fingers and concluded, "Obviously I'm the cool guy! I just can't stand his arrogant look!"
Wen Tang wanted to laugh, and then he remembered the quick glance at the door of the western restaurant. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "But I just... seemed to see him smiling at you."
Who would have thought that Ruan Mian was only slightly stunned when he heard this, and was not very surprised. Then, he said angrily: "I knew it! He must have seen me eating the treasure in my palm while walking, and he must be laughing at me!"
Wen Tang: “…………”
It seemed like something was wrong but I couldn't refute it for a while.
Because of this little episode, no matter how Wen Tang persuaded her, Ruan Mian was unwilling to stand on the roadside to eat barbecue, so the remaining skewers went into Wen Tang's stomach.
After Wen Tang finished eating the food in the bag, the two of them walked into the barbecue stall together.
There were many barbecue stalls in the shared area, but this one had the most people. The two found an empty table and sat down. The waitress came over with a pencil and a menu, smiling sweetly, "Good evening, handsome boys, what would you like to eat?"
Ruan Mian was looking down at the menu with Wen Tang, but after reading only two lines, he suddenly felt that the waitress's gaze on him became extremely hot. The next second, he heard her excitedly shouting: "Mild! You are Mild, right!"
I didn't expect that I would meet the viewers from the live broadcast room when I came to have a barbecue. Ruan Mian felt embarrassed, but also a little bit excited.
He hesitated for half a second, then raised his head, raised one corner of his lips, and showed a cool guy smile. He then put his index finger to his lips, thinking he was super cool, and said "hush", "It's me, what a coincidence."
The waitress became even more excited instantly. She clutched the corner of her clothes tightly and barely suppressed the scream that was about to come out of her mouth. But seeing Ruan Mian's eyebrows curved and the "hush" gesture to her, she couldn't help but yelled, "Mild, you are so cute!! You are ten times cuter than in the live broadcast room... No, a hundred times!"
Ruan Mian: “…………”
Is it too late to disown this friend now?
Before the girl could say anything else, she heard the boss inside yell, "Xiaoyou, we're out of ice beer. Go get two from the cabinet and freeze them."
The girl responded, whispered "wait a moment" to Ruan Mian, and turned to get beer from the cabinet in the corner.
It was still very hot in Haicheng in early September, and ice beer and barbecue were a perfect match. When the cabinet was opened, the girl found that all the beer at the bottom had been taken out, leaving only the top layer, which she couldn't reach at all.
After thinking for a second, the girl trotted back and called Ruan Mian, "Mild, can you help me get the beer over there? I can't reach it."
Although Ruan Mian was very angry that she said she was cute, she would not refuse such a small favor, so she whispered to Wen Tang, "You order first", then stood up and walked over.
However, something embarrassing happened without any warning.
Ruan Mian raised his arm and stood on tiptoe, but found that he could only barely touch the bottom of the beer carton. It was not easy to take it down...
The girl stood aside and watched his strenuous movements. Suddenly she smacked her lips and accused him, "You're lying! You're definitely not 1.80 meters tall!"
Ruan Mian: “…………”
His ears turned red, and he simply gave up taking it. He put down his arms and stood aside, angrily, "Go find someone else to help you!"
As they were talking, a boy suddenly came over from a distance. His eyes stayed on Ruan Mian for a very short moment. He didn't say anything, but walked straight to the cabinet, raised his hand, and with his elbow slightly bent, he easily took down the top box of beer...
Ruan Mian instantly became even more furious. He stared at the boy in front of him with his big eyes, without blinking, and his eyes seemed to be spewing fire.
Damn it, it’s a narrow road where enemies meet, why is it Bo Yan again!