Don't Call Me A Milk Bun!

Fluffy "Milk Bun" Uke who wants to be cool X Aloof, truly cool Seme

Also known as "The Milk Bun is Trying to Be Cool Today," "Although I'm Not Cool, My Hubby Is," ...

Chapter 11 Eleven Milk Balls

Ruan Mian sighed and said to his roommate, "I wonder who has such a bad temper."

Zhang Tao took over the conversation: "Listening to the sound of the door slamming, you can imagine how angry this person must be!"

Ruan Mian didn't know what happened to the boss suddenly, and was still sighing inwardly. The boss was indeed very busy and had urgent matters to deal with even at twelve o'clock in the evening.

His fingers flew across the keyboard, and he replied with a message "Good night, God G". After thinking for a moment, he added another message:

God G, no matter how busy you are, you must make sure to rest and don’t sleep too late!

Ruan Mian looked at the message she had sent, nodded with satisfaction, and felt that she was a good anchor who was considerate of her boss.

After taking off his headphones and turning off the computer, Ruan Mian stood up, stretched, opened the dormitory door and prepared to go to the bathroom.

Their toilets and washrooms are connected and are public, located at both ends of the corridor on each floor.

When Ruan Mian was about to reach the bathroom door, he saw Bo Yan again.

Bo Yan was still standing by the window smoking, his figure half hidden in the night, looking even thinner and frailer.

Ruan Mian was about to greet him when Bo Yan suddenly raised his eyes and looked over.

When Ruan Mian met Bo Yan's gaze, the word "Hi" was stuck in his throat.

Ruan Mian had never seen such an aggressive look.

The moment Bo Yan stared at him, Ruan Mian felt like a prey being targeted by a wild beast. No matter how slow he was normally, his biological instinct would still allow him to sense the danger.

Ruan Mian unconsciously took half a step back.

I don’t know if this action woke Bo Yan up. Bo Yan suddenly closed his eyes and took another puff of cigarette. When he looked over again, his expression had returned to being as cold as usual.

Bo Yan pursed his lips and said in a hoarse voice: "Why, did I scare you?"

Ruan Mian thought to himself, who wouldn't feel scared by the look in your eyes just now? But what he said out loud was: "Scared? How is that possible! How could our cool guy be scared so easily!"

As he spoke, as if to prove himself, he took two steps forward and walked in front of Bo Yan.

"Don't you dislike the smell of cigarettes?" Bo Yan lowered his eyes and looked at him, his voice low and slow, "Why are you so close?"

Ruan Mian paused. He didn't expect that Bo Yan still remembered the excuse he made casually at that time.

Smelling the faint smell of tobacco floating in the air, Ruan Mian was about to take another step back when he saw Bo Yan put out the remaining half of his cigarette next to the trash can.

Looking at Bo Yan's current indifferent look, and thinking of his eyes just now that were totally inconsistent with indifference, Ruan Mian suddenly became very curious about who or what could change Bo Yan's world-weary face.

Ruan Mian was really curious, so he couldn't help but ask directly: "Um...are you in a bad mood?"

Bo Yan's fingers hanging by his side moved slightly, and instead of answering, he asked, "Did you figure it out?"

Ruan Mian curled his lips, "It's obvious, okay!"

Bo Yan chuckled, stretched out his long legs, and changed to a more casual standing posture. His tone was still light and indifferent, "Well, I'm in a bad mood. The person I like doesn't seem to like me very much."

Ruan Mian was stunned on the spot.

He didn't expect that just asking casually could lead to such a shocking answer!

Bo Yan has someone he likes? But that person doesn't even like Bo Yan?

To be fair, there has never been a shortage of girls around Bo Yan who like him.

Ruan Mian stood there stupidly, his fingers subconsciously pinching the hem of his T-shirt, his mouth opening and closing, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

After a while, he snorted softly and comforted her halfheartedly, "If you...if you stop being so annoying, maybe you'll be liked!"

Bo Yan looked at him and murmured to himself: "Is that so..."

For a moment, Ruan Mian really felt that Bo Yan was thinking about this seriously.

But it was really only a moment.

Because the next second, Bo Yan suddenly restrained his expression, curled the corners of his lips, and said viciously: "You are lying, I am not in a bad mood, and I don't have anyone I like."

Ruan Mian: “…………”

Sure enough, this person is really annoying!

Ruan Mian ignored him and stormed into the bathroom.

But who would have thought that after the water was released, Bo Yan was still standing by the window and didn't return to the dormitory.

Seeing Ruan Mian, Bo Yan raised his chin towards him and said, "Brother Ku, do you want to have a midnight snack tonight?"

Ruan Mian was moved by the word "cool guy", but when she thought of how annoying Bo Yan had just been, and that the live broadcast would end late tonight, she finally shook her head and said impatiently, "No dinner tonight!"

The next morning, Ruan Mian went out with her roommates. When she met Bo Yan at the stairs again, Ruan Mian was not surprised at all.

As the five of them were on their way to the cafeteria for breakfast, a girl suddenly walked past Ruan Mian.

The girl was thin and tall, taller than Ruan Mian, and estimated to be at least 1.8 meters tall.

Ruan Mian couldn't help but turned back to look a few more times, mainly to see if the girl was wearing high heels.

But before he turned his head back, a cold voice suddenly sounded in his ear: "Why are you not walking properly? What are you looking at?"

Ruan Mian paused, turned around to look at Bo Yan, and subconsciously said to him: "What do you care?"

Bo Yan was not angry at being criticized. He even raised his lips slightly, changed the sentence structure, and asked again: "Ku Ge, what were you watching just now? I want to see it too."

Ruan Mian found that Bo Yan could always accurately grasp his weakness. When he heard the word "cool guy", Ruan Mian's attitude would definitely soften by at least half.

"Nothing," Ruan Mian said with a stern face, "I just looked at a girl who just passed by."

Bo Yan narrowed his narrow eyes slightly and asked calmly, "Does it look good?"

Ruan Mian exclaimed, "Ah!" and told the truth, "I didn't notice. I didn't even look at her face."

Bo Yan: “…………”

Zhang Tao suddenly came over and put his arm around Ruan Mian's shoulders. "What girls? Are you talking about girls?"

Ruan Mian opened his mouth and was about to answer when he was suddenly bumped into the side of his body by Bo Yan.

It wasn't heavy, but inertia made him stagger forward a small step, and Zhang Tao also swayed, and the hand on Ruan Mian's shoulder unconsciously loosened.

Ruan Mian turned to look at Bo Yan and said angrily, "Who of us is not walking properly?"

Bo Yan glanced at Zhang Tao's lowered hand and admitted frankly, "It's me, sorry."

Ruan Mian made a "tsk" sound and didn't pursue the matter any further.

"Which girl did Xiao Ruan like?" Zhang Tao was completely unaware of the "crisis" that had just passed and changed the subject, "Is she pretty?"

"No, no," Ruan Mian shook his head hastily, "I don't like anyone."

"Then I heard it wrong," Zhang Tao responded, and continued to ask excitedly, "So, what type of girls do you like?"

Boys of this age seem to always unconsciously bring up this topic when chatting every day.

"Do you even need to ask?" Gu Mengping chuckled, "Of course I like it, the dish is neat and tidy!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk," Zhang Tao smacked his lips and commented, "How superficial!"

"Yes, yes, I am superficial," Gu Mengping smiled and pushed him, "Zhang Pang, tell me, I want to see how profound you are."

Zhang Tao raised a fat finger and shook it, looking very profound: "Beautiful skins are all the same, but interesting souls are rare! I like interesting girls!"

"That's a pity," Gu Mengping spread his hands, "Interesting girls all like beautiful skins."

"Fuck!" Zhang Tao yelled at Gu Mengping, "Frying Pan, if you can't talk, shut up!"

Gu Mengping was still laughing uncontrollably. Zhang Tao turned to ask Yu Mu, "Xiao Yu, what about you? You don't look as superficial as Pingping."

Yu Mu tilted his head slightly, his gaze stayed on Ruan Mian for a very short moment before he retracted it. He pushed his glasses and smiled shyly: "I don't know what kind of person I like yet. I'll know when I like someone."

Zhang Tao gave a thumbs up, "Xiao Yu is indeed profound!"

The three roommates had finished speaking, and Ruan Mian was about to speak when Bo Yan took the lead.

His voice was still as cold as ever, but it seemed to reveal a subtle tenderness: "I like... people with fair skin, big eyes, good at playing games, bad tempers, flammable and explosive, sometimes like a little bomb, but actually... actually a good kid with a soft heart."

It was very strange that Bo Yan was clearly answering Zhang Tao's question, but his eyes were unbiased and were always on Ruan Mian from beginning to end.

Zhang Tao and Gu Mengping were still shocked that Bo Yan would actually join their discussion, and speak so... so specifically, even a little corny.

Ruan Mian listened to Bo Yan's description, but a word suddenly popped up in his mind. He tilted his head, and before he could remember where he heard this word from, the word popped out: "So, you like... violent sweethearts and cute girls?"

As soon as these words came out, Ruan Mian bit his tongue hard.

Damn, now I remember where this word came from!

Isn't this how the group of viewers in his live broadcast room use to describe him!

Although Bo Yan didn't know, Ruan Mian knew it and he felt uncomfortable!

But before he could say anything more, Bo Yan nodded, with the corners of his lips slightly curled up, and repeated: "Yes, I like... violent sweethearts and cuties."

Ruan Mian: “…………”

Damn! Self-substitution is the most suffocating!

"Xiao Ruan," Gu Mengping called him, "You are the only one who hasn't said anything yet."

"Ah," Ruan Mian came back to his senses and said without hesitation, "We cool guys, of course, like cool people. This is the right way to match, right?"

Zhang Tao and Gu Mengping were both happy.

Bo Yan repeated in a low voice: "Do you like cool ones?"

"Hmm," Ruan Mian raised an eyebrow, thinking he was super cool, "Of course."

Bo Yan looked at his confident little look, and the dark cloud that had been hanging in his heart since last night suddenly dissipated a lot at this moment.

After a while, he chuckled and said lightly, "You have a good eye."

Yu Mu left after the military training in the afternoon. He didn't even go to the cafeteria. He went straight back to the dormitory, picked up his luggage and went back to his aunt's house.

In the evening, after Ruan Mian finished his live broadcast, he accidentally glanced at the empty seat next to him and felt a little uncomfortable.

He shook his head, touched his phone, and found that he had a missed call.

It was his mother calling.

Ruan Mian paused for a moment, and instead of calling back directly, he clicked on WeChat first.

Not surprisingly, there were three unread messages on the dialog box with the note "Mother".

Ruan Mian clicked on it, and what came into his eyes was a tone that he was very familiar with, and could even be described as cautious.

Ruan Ruan, are you busy? Did mom disturb you?

I'm sorry, Mom didn't mean it. I just noticed that you haven't called home since school started, so I was a little worried about you.

When Ruan Ruan is done with her work, can she call her mother back?

Ruan Mian sighed softly.

He didn't reply to the message, but exited WeChat and prepared to call back directly.

But before he could make the call, Zhang Tao, who was sitting opposite him, suddenly leaned back in his chair, as if he was going to have a tea party. "Hey, what do you think? Will there be any new roommates in our dormitory?"

"I don't think so for now," Gu Mengping looked up from his phone and analyzed very logically, "Now the dormitories have been arranged, and generally there won't be any changes, unless there are special circumstances in the future. If someone wants to change dormitories, they might be interested in a three-person dormitory like ours."

"Ah," Zhang Tao sighed, supporting his round head with his fat arms, "I don't really want a new roommate. It would be awkward to get along with someone who comes in halfway."

"Hahaha, Zhang Pang, you're embarrassed too?" Gu Mengping laughed without any hesitation, "We're all men, we'll get to know each other after two days, right? There's nothing to be embarrassed about."

Zhang Tao nodded and agreed, "That's true."

After saying this, he looked up at Ruan Mian again, "What about Xiao Ruan, would you mind having a new roommate?"

Ruan Mian shook his head quickly, thought for a moment, and added, "If there really is a new roommate, as long as it's not Bo Yan, I don't care!"

He had just finished speaking, with the last syllable of "谓" still echoing in the dormitory, when the dormitory door was knocked twice.

Zhang Tao's position was closest to the door, and he didn't even need to stand up, he could reach it with his hand.

Muttering "Who's here so late?", Zhang Tao opened the door directly.

But when the door opened and he saw the person standing outside, Zhang Tao was stunned.

The person who came outside the door was none other than Bo Yan, whom Ruan Mian had just talked about.

What’s even more terrible is that there is a big suitcase standing at Bo Yan’s feet!