Don't Call Me A Milk Bun!

Fluffy "Milk Bun" Uke who wants to be cool X Aloof, truly cool Seme

Also known as "The Milk Bun is Trying to Be Cool Today," "Although I'm Not Cool, My Hubby Is," ...

Chapter 28 Twenty-eight Milk Balls

6426-Conciliaris·m replied immediately: Nothing, just a casual question!

Even through the computer screen, Bo Yan could imagine what Ruan Mian looked like when he said this.

She must have a stern face and a very arrogant tone, but the tips of her ears are so pink and tender.

So cute.

Bo Yan smiled, touched his cheek with the tip of his tongue, and replied "OK".

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are laughing so wildly!" Han Yi glanced at Bo Yan, then at his computer screen, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up, smiling with a gloating look on his face, "After all, you are having so much fun now, but when your softy finds out, you will die miserably."

Bo Yan's fingers on the keyboard paused for a moment. Because two words in this sentence were to his liking, Bo Yan did not retort, but simply said, "Don't worry about me. Have you caught up with your own people?"

"Hey, you're really my good brother," Han Yi rubbed the filter of his cigarette and said angrily, "You caught me out to surf the Internet, and made me play solo, and you even rubbed salt into my wounds!"

Bo Yan glanced at him again and sneered, "Why are you surfing the Internet? Don't you know what's going on?"

Han Yi remained silent now.

He knew it very well. If he couldn't get a date with the person he wanted, why would he come here to suffer injustice?

Bo Yan ignored him and switched back to the Gulu platform interface. He put on his headphones neatly and just in time heard a familiar voice from the headphones: "Good evening, everyone."

The corners of Bo Yan's lips curled up unconsciously again, and he skillfully threw five colorful Gulu bombs in one breath.

The special effects exploded all over the screen, and Ruan Mian was stunned.

Why did the big boss give him so many gifts again! He just said he was rich!

As if knowing his question, a colorful barrage of comments popped up right after him.

[Cool guy Mild cares about his roommates, this is a reward]

Ruan Mian: “???”

Is it because he said he wanted to send something to his roommate that the boss thinks he cares about his roommate?

But why does the word "care" sound so familiar...

Ruan Mian was stunned for a second, then he remembered, damn, didn’t Bo Yan just say this morning that he “cared about his roommates”!

How come these two people always coincide with each other!

The comments were all filled with questions——

[What what what? How come mom doesn’t know that the good kid cares about his roommate? ]

[What did I miss? ? Did my dear boy mention roommates these two days? ]

[No, Guaiguai definitely didn’t mention it! I didn’t miss even a minute of Guaiguai’s live broadcast! ]

[Oh, then the case is solved. The good boy must have only mentioned this to God G! ]

[Wow, so Mild and God G have progressed to the point where they talk about their lives three times?]

[Sisters, be brave, maybe you two have met each other three times [dog head]]

[They've actually met in person! I'm so jealous, but I still want to ask God G, does my dear boy look the same as he does on camera!]

[Dangerous statement: Is she a hundred times more cute than she appears on camera?]

[Sister, you are done. Get ready to be kicked out! ]

The more Ruan Mian read the comments, the more angry he became. Why? Why, no matter what the topic was, it would always come back to him saying he was a bitch!

His face puffed up again, and he pressed his finger on the mouse, preparing to threaten and warn again, but before he could open his mouth, he saw four words pop up in a colorful barrage -

[Not milky, very cool]

Ruan Mian paused. The boss' words sounded as if they had really met in real life...

Ruan Mian's thoughts were briefly interrupted, and he was brought back to his senses by two buzzing sounds in his headphones.

On the private message interface, the boss sent him another new message:

Glacier: I just think you must be cooler in person than on camera. I didn’t clarify that we have never met offline. Do you mind?

Ruan Mian's eyebrows curved, and he immediately felt relaxed physically and mentally. He typed quickly: I don't mind, God G, you must be very cool too!

The moment this sentence was uttered, a thought popped up in Ruan Mian's mind for the first time.

In the past, he only regarded the big boss as a very suitable online gaming partner and had never thought about getting closer. But at this moment, Ruan Mian suddenly became curious about what the big boss himself looked like.

However, this thought only flashed through her mind for a moment, and Ruan Mian was brought back to her senses by the "buzzing" sound in her headphones.

Glacier: Not as cool as you.

Ruan Mian smiled and did not reply to the private message. Instead, he spoke directly into the headset and said briskly: "Super cool God G, shall we queue now?"

The colorful barrage replied in seconds, but there was only one word - [排]

Ruan Mian was just about to enter the game when a ring suddenly rang in his headphones.

This had never happened before. Ruan Mian was stunned and subconsciously looked at the interface of the live broadcast room.

Only then did I see a line of small words suddenly appear on the top of the live broadcast room -

[Host-Wanwanjiang requests to connect with you]

There are two more virtual buttons below the small print, a red one on the left for hanging up and a green one on the right for answering the call.

The ringing in the earphones kept ringing, as if urging her, and Ruan Mian subconsciously pressed the answer button.

The moment I answered the call, the interface of the live broadcast room changed.

Ruan Mian's original interface shrank by exactly one-half, and in the other half, a camera frame popped up, with a very sweet-looking female anchor in the camera frame.

I found that the connection was successful, and the female anchor's voice, as sweet as her appearance, rang out in the headphones: "Wow! I actually connected to Mild, and I succeeded in chasing stars!"

At the same time, Ruan Mian's barrage had exploded——

[Oh my god, it’s actually Wanwan! The goddess sister is here! ]

[What did the goddess sister say? Success in chasing stars? The good boy is so impressive! ]

【Good boy, please stand out! 】

【Good boy, please stand out! 】

[Wow, wow, wow, in my lifetime series, my favorite male anchor and my favorite female anchor are in the same frame! ]

[Sister, me too! ! So excited! ! ]

【Catch Wanwan who is chatting with a little brother instead of doing her beauty live broadcast! 】

[Who is this androgynous shemale from Wanwanjiang's place? ]

Ruan Mian was still confused at first. He didn't know when the Gulu platform launched this online event, nor did he know who this female anchor named Wanwanjiang was. But he caught a glimpse of the comment that called him a "shemale". His face fell instantly. He raised his hand to dial the headset and sneered, "How strange, dogs can post comments now?"

Before he finished speaking, a colorful barrage of comments unique to Glacier popped up on the screen, saying exactly the same thing:

[How strange, now dogs can also post comments? ]

Now the attention of the netizens who were originally helping Ruan Mian to curse was diverted, and they all started to scroll through the screen in unison -

[Wow, is this the legendary couple who are in perfect harmony with each other?]

[Wow, is this the legendary couple who are in perfect harmony with each other?]

[Wow, is this the legendary couple who are in perfect harmony with each other?]

Ruan Mian: “…………”

What happened to his fans?!

The room manager showed up in time, and when Ruan Mian was arguing with someone, he had already kicked the person who was scolding Ruan Mian out of the live broadcast room.

Wanwanjiang's voice rang out in the headset again. From the screen, one could see that she looked confused. "Mild, can't you hear me?"

Ruan Mian was stunned for a moment, then realized that the two were still connected, and quickly replied: "Hello, I can hear you."

"Oh," Wanwanjiang pouted and complained quietly, "Then why did you ignore me just now?"

"I didn't know about this online event before," Ruan Mian said honestly, "I didn't react at first."

"This was just released by the platform yesterday," Wanwanjiang laughed, "The administrator should have sent you a private message, didn't you read it?"

Ruan Mian raised his hand guiltily and touched the tip of his nose, "I forgot to look at it yesterday."

In fact, it wasn't just yesterday. Apart from live broadcasts, he never reads private messages from the system!

"So," Wanwanjiang asked again with a smile, "were you arguing with the haters just now?"

They can only see their own comments and not each other's, so Wanwan doesn't know what the previous comment said.

The word "black fan" is very unfamiliar to Ruan Mian. He thinks it is a common word in the entertainment industry and has nothing to do with game anchors like him.

So Ruan Mian shook his head and said arrogantly: "Not really, he's just a foul-mouthed person."

"When the two of us are online, the platform will give us a recommended position," Wanwanjiang couldn't help but remind her, "so the traffic will be greater than usual, and it may attract some haters. Mild, don't let them get angry!"

After she said this, Ruan Mian noticed that his viewing interest was indeed higher than usual.

"I won't be mad at you," Ruan Mian said with a cool face, "I will fight back if anyone scolds me. If I can't finish my fight, I will ask the housing manager to kick them out. It's hard to say who will be mad at whom."

"Mild, you are so cute," Wanwanjiang smiled even more, "I just like your personality!"

Ruan Mian raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but say, "My personality is not cute, it's cool!"

"Okay, okay," Wanwan said with a smile, "Cool Mild, our online time limit is half an hour according to the platform regulations. There are still 27 minutes left. Can you play with me? I want to play with you every day, but I never get to play with you!"

Ruan Mian hesitated for a moment, but did not answer directly. Instead, he said, "Wait a moment, I will ask my regular partner first."

He usually plays in a duo with the big boss, so when this situation suddenly arises, of course he has to seek the big boss's opinion first.

After Ruan Mian finished speaking, a colorful barrage of comments popped up:

[I don't mind, the three of us can play a match]

Ruan Mian nodded and said into the headset, "Well, Wanwan, my regular partner is coming too. Can the three of us pair up?"

Wanwanjiang probably watched Ruan Mian's live broadcast, so she immediately asked, "Is God G your regular partner?"

Ruan Mian's eyebrows curved, and his tone was unconsciously tinged with pride, "Yes, it's God G!"

"Of course," Wanwanjiang said sweetly, "It's an honor for me, a rookie, to be able to team up with two gaming masters!"

After confirming that the three of them would be together, Ruan Mian didn't say anything more. After entering the game, he and Wanwanjiang added each other as game friends, then he pulled her into the team and clicked match.

Ruan Mian and Glacier both got their most commonly played positions, Ruan Mian is the jungler and Glacier is the top laner.

Wanwan was the mid laner, and the support and ADC were strangers to her.

Before the BP started, Wanwanjiang exclaimed, "Ah!" She said helplessly, "What should I do? I can only play support. I'm not good at mid-lane. QAQ."

"It's okay," Ruan Mian suggested hastily, "Ask the support player if they're willing to switch with you."

Wanwanjiang immediately posted a message on the public channel:

[Support kind person, can you switch positions with me? I only know how to play support QAQ]

But who knew that the assistant would reply so quickly -

[Sorry, I can only play auxiliary QAQ]

Wanwanjiang was even more at a loss now, "What should I do? Is our game doomed?"

Ruan Mian sighed softly and comforted Wan Wan Jiang: "Forget it, it doesn't matter. It's just a match, just do whatever you want."

“Hahahaha,” Wanwanjiang laughed. “Mild, shouldn’t you say you would take me flying at this time?”

Ruan Mian was stunned for a moment, then he smiled and said confidently, "We can definitely win. Just call me if you need anything."

In order to improve Wanwan's gaming experience, Ruan Mian specifically suggested that she choose a hero called Gungun.

GunGun’s appearance is that of a cartoon panda, which looks very cute. His characteristic is that he is very tanky, with average attack but extremely strong self-defense. He is also a popular hero in this game and is deeply loved by female players.

After entering the game, Ruan Mian reminded him again: "At the beginning, you should farm first. If the opponent's midlaner comes to fight, you just need to protect yourself. If you can't win, call me."

"Okay," Wanwanjiang replied, "I'll do my best and not hold you back!"

Ruan Mian actually seldom plays matches. He basically only plays when practicing new heroes, because winning or losing is not important in matches. But since he had promised to lead others in this game, Ruan Mian still chose the Butterfly Girl, who he was most familiar with recently.

At the beginning, Ruan Mian attacked the blue buff as usual, and soon got the blue buff. The Butterfly Girl reached level 2. Ruan Mian was about to invade the enemy’s jungle area when he heard a series of “Ahhhhhh” in his headphones.

“Mild, come here!” Wanwanjiang shouted, “Their mid laner is coming for me ah ah ah I was scratched by his scythe!”

Ruan Mian paused for a moment, then controlled the Butterfly Girl to turn around and rush to the middle road, while simply responding: "I'm coming, just try to hold on!"

Ruan Mian stopped looking at the comments when playing the game, and didn't know that the comments were already flying -

[The good boy actually gave up the jungle for the goddess sister! ! The good boy has never given up the jungle for God G! ]

[I feel a little sorry for God G. How fat he is]

[I'm overthinking. What's G God's level? Does he need the support of the good boy right from the start?]

[Ahhh, look! The good boy is fighting with the opponent's mid laner. How can I be so stupid as to think that my boyfriend's power is maxed out?]

【Boyfriend power max+1】

【Boyfriend power max+10086】

In the game, Ruan Mian's hero was at a low level at the beginning, and he couldn't kill the enemy mid laner alone. Of course, the enemy mid laner couldn't kill him alone either. After the two of them exchanged a few attacks, the enemy mid laner ran away.

Wanwanjiang hurriedly thanked him: "Mild, thank you!"

Ruan Mian responded with “You’re welcome” and did not chase the mid laner. He turned around and returned to his own jungle area.

Because he missed the opportunity to help Wanwanjiang, Ruan Mian's development is temporarily not as good as the opponent's jungler. It is not easy for him to invade again. He can only clear his own wild monsters as quickly as possible.

Fortunately, Ruan Mian had fast hands and naturally could clear the jungle quickly. After he cleared his own jungle without encountering any enemy jungler, he was ready to go over and start a fight to pick up the pace.

But Wanwanchan screamed again: "Ahhhhh Mild, come save me, their mid laner is coming again ahhhhh!"

Ruan Mian paused again and had to rush back to the middle.

By the time they arrived, Wanwanjiang's Gungun, who was so thick-skinned and tough, had already lost most of his blood because of the opponent's midlaner's sickle.

The enemy's solo hero is called the Scythe Saint. A sickle can basically be a killer weapon as long as it is controlled accurately.

Just as the sickle was about to hit the butterfly girl's head, at the critical moment, Ruan Mian had excellent reaction ability and dodged it with extremely flexible movement!

While dodging, he actually launched a combo attack without hesitation, instantly knocking off one third of the Scythe Saint's health.

The two of them started fighting back and forth. Although the opposing heroes were stronger in terms of skill versions, Ruan Mian still had the upper hand.

The sickle of the Scythe Saint can hardly scratch the Butterfly Girl, but the Butterfly Girl's dagger can pierce the throat of the Scythe Saint!

Not long after, Ruan Mian successfully harvested the head of the opponent's mid laner, thus getting the First Blood of the game!

At the same time, Wanwanjiang's extremely surprised and excited voice sounded in Ruan Mian's headphones, and naturally rang throughout Ruan Mian's live broadcast room: "Mild, you are so cool! I really like you so much!!"

Now, the barrage of comments has become just one sentence:

【Wow, I'll post four, I'll stand by Mild and Goddess Wanwan for a million seconds! 】

【Wow, I'll post four, I'll stand by Mild and Goddess Wanwan for a million seconds! 】

【Wow, I'll post four, I'll stand by Mild and Goddess Wanwan for a million seconds! 】

Ruan Mian was caught off guard by hearing such a straightforward word "like". Her fingers trembled and Butterfly Girl spun around on the spot.

He pursed his lips and didn't answer. Just as he was about to return to the jungle area, a new message suddenly popped up in the team channel.

The moment he saw the message clearly, Ruan Mian couldn't help but widen his eyes.

The message was actually sent by the big boss, and what he said was something completely unexpected to Ruan Mian -

Glacier: Can cool guy Mild come save me? I can't beat their top laner.

Before Ruan Mian could respond, another message popped up in the team channel:

Glacier: QAQ.

The author has something to say: Xiaobo, you are pretending again! You will do anything for your wife!

I saw the comment section and added another sentence at the end!

I'm thicker and longer today! [Akicks to hips]

Thanks for the investment and nutrient solution!

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