Fluffy "Milk Bun" Uke who wants to be cool X Aloof, truly cool Seme
Also known as "The Milk Bun is Trying to Be Cool Today," "Although I'm Not Cool, My Hubby Is," ...
Ruan Mian said "Oh" without any doubt, and nodded with his eyes curved, "That's quite a coincidence!"
After saying this, he remembered something and looked at the SLR camera behind Bo Yan. He couldn't help but ask, "So you are here to take pictures, right? Everyone has to take pictures?"
Bo Yan said "hmm" and asked Ruan Mian: "Do you want me to take a picture of you, or not?"
"That depends on how well you take the photo," Ruan Mian raised an eyebrow and deliberately tilted his head to cough before stating his purpose. "That is, if you want to take a photo of me, you have to take a photo of us that shows our cool demeanor, right?"
"Don't worry," Bo Yan raised his lips, "You are already cool, and you will be even cooler in the photos."
Ruan Mian was finally satisfied. He nodded and said reluctantly, "If you really want to take a picture of me, it's not impossible to take two more."
Bo Yan's Adam's apple rolled, and he suppressed a smile and said, "Thank you, brother Ku, for your kindness."
"Oh, I just saw it," Tang Qing's enthusiastic voice suddenly rang in my ears, "Xiao Ruan is here!"
Ruan Mian turned around and greeted her, "Hello, Sister Qing."
Tang Qing glanced at Ruan Mian, then looked at Bo Yan beside him, and winked at Ruan Mian and said, "Not bad, not bad, you really brought your boyfriend."
"I already said no!" Ruan Mian explained hurriedly, "Besides, I didn't bring him here either. He was participating in the photography club's activities!"
"Oh, I see." Tang Qing saw the photography club work ID hanging around Bo Yan's neck and showed a look of understanding. "Is this called abusing public power for personal gain?"
Ruan Mian: “…………”
Why does this person insist on thinking that he and Bo Yan have that kind of relationship!
"You are a good junior, and you have a bright future," Tang Qing raised his hand and patted Bo Yan's shoulder, and then deliberately joked, "But I see that Xiao Ruan doesn't want to admit your relationship, what should I do?"
Bo Yan twitched his lips, and a helpless smile suddenly appeared in his eyes. He said in a calm voice: "No matter what, I will listen to him."
Tang Qing said "Wow" exaggeratedly, "He's a henpecked husband!"
Ruan Mian: “???”
What are these two people talking about?
Tang Qing turned around and went to greet the new members. Ruan Mian looked at Bo Yan in bewilderment, but just as he was about to speak, Bo Yan spoke first, in a very sincere tone, "I'm sorry, I said that on purpose just now. If you mind, I will go and explain it to your president."
"I don't really mind it," Ruan Mian said with a complicated expression, "I just... I just don't understand why you said that."
"Because she doesn't believe your explanation," Bo Yan spread his hands, looking like he was analyzing rationally, "Why not do the opposite and admit it? Then she won't find it interesting anymore, and maybe she won't tease you about it every time."
Ruan Mian was stunned for a moment, and actually felt that what Bo Yan said made some sense.
Anyway, Tang Qing didn't believe him no matter how he explained it, and he didn't plan to find a girlfriend in the e-sports club, so it seemed like being misunderstood was no big deal, right?
But……
"But," Ruan Mianqing's train of thought went astray again, and he said angrily, "Why does Sister Qing think that I am her 'wife'?"
Saying that Bo Yan is henpecked, doesn't that just mean he is the 'wife'?
"Even if...even if we really did that," Ruan Mian said fiercely, "then you will definitely be my wife!"
Bo Yan's breathing suddenly stopped.
He actually understood what Ruan Mian meant. It was just for the sake of Ku Ge's face. But to him, such words sounded like she was discussing who was on top and who was on the bottom.
Just suppressing the words "I'll let you eat the orange on top" that were about to come out of his mouth, Bo Yan bit the tip of his tongue hard and raised the corner of his lips, "Okay, I can be your wife, I'll listen to you."
Ruan Mian: “…………”
Then you are really adaptable.
Another two seconds passed before Ruan Mian finally realized what he was discussing with Bo Yan. He immediately became embarrassed and annoyed, and said angrily, "You... stop talking nonsense!"
After saying this, Ruan Mian took a big step to the side to distance himself from Bo Yan.
Bo Yan tilted his head, his eyes fell on the tip of Ruan Mian's ear which was flushed again, his eyes darkened, and the tip of his tongue touched his back teeth.
At five minutes past two, all the members who were going to participate in the event today finally arrived. Except Tang Qing, there were ten old members and thirty new members.
"Let me talk about it," Tang Qing stood at the front of the podium and turned on the speaker. His tone was very formal. "Today is our first club activity this semester. It is also the first activity for new members to participate in. First of all, I would like to formally welcome everyone to join our Hero Esports Club family!"
As he spoke, he led the applause.
Ruan Mian and the others naturally followed suit and applauded.
After the applause gradually died down, Tang Qing continued, "Our task today is to select the five best members from the thirty new members to form a brand new team. Then, in the next event, we will compete with the old members and finally determine the candidates for the inter-school e-sports competition."
Soon someone raised their hand and asked, "Sister Qing, how do we choose among the thirty of us?"
"Don't be impatient," Tang Qing raised his hand and made a soothing gesture, "Come on, let's do this, you guys line up according to the position you are best at, from left to right, top lane, mid lane, jungle, support, and AD."
Ruan Mian took the first position in the jungle without hesitation.
After standing still, Ruan Mian couldn't help but look around and found that the overall gender ratio was unbalanced. Among the thirty people, there were only six girls, three of whom were standing in the support position. The other two, one stood in the mid position and the other stood in their jungle position. There were no girls in the top lane and AD positions.
Overall, the number of people in each position is fairly even, with top lane and AD having six people each, mid lane and jungle having seven people each, and support having four people.
Ruan Mian quickly scanned the area and found that coincidentally, there was only one familiar face, Zhao Qun, with whom he had a small conflict.
What’s even more coincidental is that Zhao Qun also chose the jungler position and stood behind him.
Ruan Mian's shoulder was suddenly patted, and Zhao Qun's mocking voice sounded behind him: "Hahahaha, it's true that enemies meet on a narrow road. Then let me wait and see, will Ruanmianmian's jungle playing be as bad as his drinking capacity?"
With just one sentence, Zhao Qun hit two of Ruan Mian's grave mistakes.
Who is weak? Who can't drink?
But Ruan Mian is indeed a professional game anchor, he is really good at playing the Yin-Yang role.
So, Ruan Mian tilted his head to glance at Zhao Qun and sneered, "I'm looking forward to it too. I'm looking forward to what you'll scream like when you fall into the rabbit hole."
Ruan Mian's sarcasm was so technical that Zhao Qun was stunned for two seconds before he realized what it meant, and his face immediately turned dark.
Falling into the rabbit hole is a plot from Alice in Wonderland. Isn't Ruan Mian mocking him for definitely sleepwalking in the wild area?
Zhao Qun was about to retort, but then he heard Tang Qing speak again: "Okay, okay, let's not discuss this privately for now. Let me tell you the rules."
After everyone quieted down, Tang Qing continued, "We are going to form a team in the end, so obviously, we will only have one person for each position, and that person must be the strongest among you! Therefore, our selection method is that you will be divided into five groups according to the position you are best at, and then the group will compete in BO1, single player solo, and the person who wins in the end will be selected for our team!"
This method is very fair, so naturally everyone has no objection.
"Okay, before we officially start," Tang Qing looked at Bo Yan who was still standing in the corner and smiled, "Let's ask the members of our photography club to take a photo of everyone as a souvenir of our first time participating in a club activity, how about that?"
Bo Yan did not answer, but picked up the SLR camera from the windowsill behind him and walked towards them.
Ruan Mian subconsciously turned his head to look at Bo Yan, and their eyes met unexpectedly. Bo Yan hooked his lips at him and mouthed, "Don't worry, I will take a cool picture of you."
Ruan Mian snorted softly and looked away.
"I think this background is good," Tang Qing pointed to the blue curtains on the side, "Come on, take pictures in order."
So starting from the top queue, everyone stood by the curtain one by one in order.
It was not Ruan Mian's turn yet, but she couldn't help but stand aside and watch Bo Yan taking pictures of others.
Bo Yan kept a distance of about two meters from each person. He was too tall, so in order to avoid looking down on everyone in the photo, he opened his legs slightly and pressed his center of gravity downward. This way, he could basically maintain an eye-level perspective with the people being photographed.
At first glance, when Bo Yan was holding the camera to take pictures of others, it seemed that he was no different from usual.
No matter whether the person being photographed is a boy or a girl, no matter what expression they show when facing Bo Yan, Bo Yan's expression will not change. He will only say a few words when necessary, such as "move a little to the right" or "don't lift your left shoulder so high".
"How cold." Ruan Mian couldn't help but mutter.
But after muttering, Ruan Mian found, unwilling to admit it, that Bo Yan seemed to look a little cooler than usual when holding the SLR camera?
Bo Yan took pictures very quickly. Soon, he had finished taking pictures of the top and mid teams, and it was the turn of Ruan Mian and his jungle team.
Ruan Mian glanced at the girl standing at the end of their team and said humbly, "You take the photo first?"
The girl looked up at Ruan Mian, pursed her lips, and said thank you shyly: "Okay, thank you!"
After saying this, the girl turned and walked to the curtain.
After hesitating for two seconds, she suddenly blushed and made a cute expression with a wink and pouting towards Bo Yan's camera.
The whole audience immediately burst into booing.
To be fair, this girl is good-looking and has a slim figure, so she is really cute when she makes such an expression.
One of the more outgoing boys even shouted to Bo Yan, "Brother, squat down and take the photo! The girl is so cute, isn't it worth it for you to squat down?"
But Bo Yan ignored them without changing his expression. He just said calmly, "It's done. Next one."
Seeing his cold look, Ruan Mian didn't know what was wrong with her and felt inexplicably relieved.
But just when he was halfway relaxed, Ruan Mian got angry with himself again and slapped his forehead in annoyance.
How does Bo Yan treat other girls? Does it have anything to do with him?
What is there for him to be relieved about?!
But before he could think about it, he suddenly heard the whispers of little girls. They should be comforting the girl who was just ignored by Bo Yan.
"Don't take it personally, you're really cute!"
"That's right! He looks too cool and aloof, and it's hard to deal with him."
"He's the type of person who looks like an iceberg. He looks very high and mighty. It's impossible for him to kneel down and take a photo for someone..."
And as if to verify what they said, when it was Zhao Qun's turn to take the photo, Zhao Qun deliberately crossed his hands in front of his chest and posed in a way that he thought was very stylish, but Bo Yan suddenly changed his pose.
He had always kept his legs apart before, but when he came to Zhao Qun, he suddenly put his legs together and stood straight.
Zhao Qun is much shorter than Bo Yan, so the shot of Bo Yan is a completely overhead perspective.
"Hey, that," Zhao Qun was actually a little timid, but in order not to be photographed as a complete dwarf, he suppressed his timidity and said with a smile on his face, "Brother, isn't your posture a bit inappropriate?"
But Bo Yan seemed to not understand what he was saying. He raised his eyelids and glanced at Zhao Qun, and asked innocently: "I was tired of standing like that just now, so I wanted to change my posture. Why is it inappropriate?"
Zhao Qun met Bo Yan's eyes and couldn't help but shudder. He was speechless and shook his head like a rattle. "No, no, no problem. You can take any pose you want."
Ruan Mian watched from the side and smiled secretly. He didn't know if he was just being too sentimental, but he always felt that Bo Yan was deliberately targeting Zhao Qun.
But Bo Yan and Zhao Qun had no grudges against each other, so if he was really targeting him, then he was also "avenging" himself!
Bo Yan quickly finished taking photos of Zhao Qun, as if he didn't want to look at him any more. His tone was filled with urgency, "Alright, next one."
The next person after Zhao Qun is Ruan Mian himself.
Ruan Mian walked to the curtain, looked up at Bo Yan, and was about to remind him that if he dared to take a picture of himself from this overhead angle, he would definitely be dead.
But before he could open his mouth, he saw Bo Yan suddenly curl his lips and smiled at him, then squatted down without paying any attention to the whispers of the little girls.
The whole place suddenly fell silent, and Ruan Mian's eyes widened.
And in the next second, Bo Yan adjusted himself again and knelt on one knee.
Then he held the camera in both hands, raised his head reverently, and pointed the lens at Ruan Mian.
After a while, in the silence, someone exclaimed, "Fuck, this scene looks so much like a marriage proposal!"
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