Don't Come Any Closer, My Troublesome Harem!

Letters from the future disrupt a peaceful daily life.

Angel Senpai: No matter what choice you make, I will stay by your side.

Wealthy Boss Lady: You've been kept by me; you can ref...

Chapter 166 Saying One Thing and Meaning Another

Bai Ye had planned to play some games at noon to relax a bit, but the two women beside him wouldn't give him a chance to go home.

He stood at the school gate, torn between two options.

On his left, Luo Qingyan wanted to drag him shopping, and on his right, Yao Yuyan wanted to drag him to play a murder mystery game.

At this moment, Bai Ye wished he had the ability to create clones so he could split himself into two and accompany them.

"Hey, let's go shopping! There's a new cat cafe over there, let's go get some coffee and pet some cats!"

"Bai Ye, come play a murder mystery game with me. You can do whatever you want, as long as you agree!"

Bai Ye was both amused and exasperated; in other people's eyes, it was a performance he deserved.

He could hear passersby muttering unabashedly that he was a scumbag.

He wanted to explain, but given their actions, it was clear that no one would believe his unconvincing words.

"Who do you want to go with?"

Yao Yuyan's hand climbed onto Bai Ye's waist, as if she would take advantage of him if he didn't go with her.

On the other side, Luo Qingyan noticed Yao Yuyan's actions and, immediately putting her own technique to use, climbed onto Bai Ye's other waist.

The night can only be mine!

My senior can only be mine!

Bai Ye's kidneys were in grave danger, and Bai Ye swallowed hard, his heart pounding.

No matter who I agree to, my kidneys will suffer, so what should I do?

Bai Ye's brain began to work frantically.

Bai Ye tentatively asked, "How about we play a murder mystery game first, and then go to a cat cafe?"

Yao Yuyan glanced at Luo Qingyan with a hint of victory. Luo Qingyan's eyes narrowed, and she began to shake Bai Ye's hand restlessly.

The little girl pleaded, "Senior, let's go to the cat cafe first! There's a really cute little kitten there, and I've wanted to pet it for so long, okay? Please, senior!"

The adorable, coquettish voices that fell into Bai Ye's ears were enough to melt his heart. Coupled with Luo Qingyan's already cute face, the charm was doubled.

"Let's go to the cat cafe first, then play a murder mystery game."

Yao Yuyan's eyes narrowed slightly, a dangerous glint flashing within them.

With a gentle touch of her small hand, the pain in her waist made Bai Ye tremble.

She tiptoed slightly and gently breathed into Bai Ye's ear, her actions quite intimate.

Think it through before you decide!

white night:……

"Why don't you two play rock-paper-scissors? Whoever wins goes first."

Bai Ye chose to hand over the choice to them without thinking, it didn't matter who won, it was fate's choice.

After he finished speaking, both of them turned to look at him.

"Damn, I don't want to play rock-paper-scissors."

"I don't want to play rock-paper-scissors either."

Both of them refused the idea of ​​playing rock-paper-scissors, leaving Bai Ye speechless.

So all the problems are being dumped on me, and my kidneys are definitely going to be in danger? Is there no justice or law anymore?

He looked up at the distant clouds on the horizon, which represented the beautiful memories that had once faded away.

With difficulty, Bai Ye reached into his pocket while the two were embracing, inevitably brushing against Yao Yuyan's soft spot, causing the girl's face to flush slightly.

Bai Ye thought to himself: What a sin!

"In that case, how about we leave it to fate?"

The two of them didn't object to the idea. After all, if the stalemate continued, Bai Ye would probably hesitate at the school gate for a whole afternoon, which would greatly reduce the time they could spend together. So they decided to give Bai Ye a little leniency.

"If it's a positive choice, let's go to a murder mystery game first; if it's a negative choice, let's go to a cat cafe first."

Luo Qingyan said with a dissatisfied look, "Why is she the villain, and I get to be the hero?"

Yao Yuyan scoffed, "That's easy. In Bai Ye's heart, someone can play the role of a shadow, a supporting green leaf!"

The little girl's eyes were filled with anger, like a kitten with its fur standing on end, which was kind of cute and made Bai Ye want to pet her: "What did you say?"

Yao Yuyan smiled and said, "Do I need to say it again, little sister?"

"you……"

Bai Ye quickly pulled back the little girl who looked like she was about to fight Yao Yuyan.

"Alright, alright, you two stop arguing. Both sides are the same, there's nothing to argue about."

Bai Ye comforted the little girl for a while before she calmed down.

At the same time, he felt a terrible headache. As the saying goes, "two tigers cannot share one mountain." These two were just like two tigers, neither willing to submit to the other. Bai Ye was really afraid that if he wasn't in the middle, the two of them would start fighting.

With a hint of anticipation, he tossed the coin into the air, about to catch the spinning coin, but both his hands were tightly embraced by the two people, and he had no chance to break free, causing Bai Ye to miss and fall to the ground.

The coin spun on the ground and eventually got stuck between two small corners of the floor tiles.

Bai Ye's face stiffened.

And the coin was standing upright at that moment.

Holy crap!

...

The second coin toss landed heads.

So the only option left is to play a murder mystery game.

I originally wanted to take a taxi, but Yao Yuyan had a bodyguard's private car to pick her up.

So the three of them sat in the back seat of the car.

Bai Ye originally wanted to sit in the front seat and leave the two women in the back, but the two women had just started arguing for no reason and almost came to blows, so Bai Ye had no choice but to sit in the middle.

It's worth mentioning that the person responsible for picking her up was a female bodyguard, but she looked very strong, the kind who could easily beat Bai Ye.

As soon as they got into the car, Yao Yuyan couldn't contain herself and grabbed Bai Ye's shoulders, burying her head deeply in his chest.

From an angle that Bai Ye couldn't see, he took a deep, intoxicating breath until his nose was filled with Bai Ye's scent, only then revealing a hint of infatuation.

Heaven knows how long she endured it while everyone was watching her. Now she no longer wanted to hide her possessiveness, even with Luo Qingyan and her female bodyguard as third wheels.

The scent emanating from Bai Ye was so alluring to him, it was like a stimulant.

Bai Ye was quite embarrassed. He didn't know why Yao Yuyan kept snuggling into his arms and shaking against his chest.

Luo Qingyan, who was standing to the side, stared wide-eyed.

She hadn't expected Yao Yuyan to be so bold, and she immediately became very angry.

Yao Yuyan's behavior was clearly a show of defiance against her; it was blatant provocation!

Luo Qingyan quickly grabbed Bai Ye's other arm and buried her face in Bai Ye's chest, squeezing into that space with Yao Yuyan.

Bai Ye, who had no idea what was wrong with the two of them, looked at the twin ponytails swaying in front of her and the long, straight black hair falling to the side.

Suddenly I have this urge to ruffle twin tails and stroke my long, straight black hair from top to bottom, and then...

Wait a minute! I'm not a pervert, I really don't want to at all!

A few minutes later, Bai Ye stared speechlessly at the two people waving wildly in front of him.

I inexplicably felt like I had no will to live.

Meanwhile, the female bodyguard in front kept her eyes fixed on the movements behind her, hidden behind her sunglasses.

He expressed disdain for Bai Yesheng's expression of utter despair.

I really don't know what this girl likes about this two-faced guy.