When Sheng Yan returned to his dorm and plugged in his phone, he discovered that his WeChat account had completely crashed.

[What bad intentions could a scoundrel like him have?]: Holy crap, Yan-ge, Qin Zigui is in love?! Who's his girlfriend?!

[Little Pig Tianpeng]: Oh my god! Brother Yan! The sky is falling!!!

[Yu Bai Fei Bai]: Sheng Yan, why did Qin Zigui block me?!

[Yu Bai Fei Bai]: And who exactly is his girlfriend?!

[Yu Bai Fei Bai]: Is she pretty? Is she cute? Which class is she in? Do I know her?!

[Tianpeng Little Pig]: Hey, why did Qin Zigui block me too?

...

"???"

Three question marks appeared above Sheng Yan's head. He clicked on Qin Zigui's avatar, refreshed it, and found that it had turned into that strangely-looking little prince and little fox.

Clicking into her Moments again, I was surprised to find that Qin Zigui, who almost never posts on Moments, had actually posted a message saying "[I'm in love]".

The comments below were dense and overwhelming.

[The Universe's Most Beautiful Girl]: ? ? ? What? You're only just starting to date? ? ?

[Yu Bai Fei Bai]: Holy crap! When did you start dating? I had no idea!

[Yu Bai Fei Bai]: My god, your profile picture is so ugly, what is this?

[Tianpeng Little Pig]: A red pig eating green grass?

[Yu Chen]: Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!!! The building collapsed!!!

[What evil intentions could Gou Gou possibly have?]: Which fairy maiden could possibly have sent our Brother Qin down to earth?

[Yu Chen]: I'm curious too.

Sheng. Fairy. Yan: "..."

? ? ?

What is Qin Zigui doing?!

Does he want to die?!

Sheng Yan lowered his head and pressed the keys, typing rapidly: [Don't you know Huang Shuliang is very strict about cracking down on early relationships?! Do you want to die even faster?!]

The reply came quickly: [Teachers and parents have been blocked.]

[Cute and Brainless]: That still can't be posted!

[A nagging person is not a good person]: If I don't post this, I'm afraid someone will pursue me again, and then someone will get jealous.

Nanwu Vinegar King Sheng Xiaoyan: "..."

Damn it, I'm speechless.

Although he didn't think there was anything shameful about his relationship with Qin Zigui, he was still very shy. The thought of the teasing and ridicule he might face made Sheng Yan want to disappear into a crack in the ground.

But denying it might hurt Qin Zigui's feelings.

Sheng Yan was pondering how to reply when Qin Zigui, as if she had already guessed his thoughts, quickly sent a message: [I was just afraid my boyfriend would get jealous, so I put myself on a "sold out" list for now. As for the rest, we can talk about it later.]

Hearing Qin Zigui say that, Sheng Yan felt even more guilty. He bit his lip and replied, "[It's not that I'm a coward, I'm just afraid that Huang Shuliang will find out. He's finally started to treat me better, and I'm afraid I'll make him angry again.]"

[A nagging person isn't a good person]: Yeah, I know.

[Cute and Brainless]: Besides, if the people at school knew we were together, wouldn't they have heart attacks?

[A nagging person is no good]: You're right.

[Cute and Brainless]: So...

[A nagging person isn't a good person]: ?

[Cute and Brainless]: So let's wait until after the college entrance exam to tell everyone, okay?

[Cute and Brainless]: If I get into a top-tier university, my mom probably won't beat me to death. If she really does, we can run away to Beijing and come back after they calm down.

So Sheng Yan never thought of keeping it a secret from his parents, but rather took it for granted that their relationship had to be told to his family.

The little coward was actually not a coward at all; he had even planned to take the beating with her.

Standing outside the training base, Qin Zigui increasingly felt that he had really gotten a great deal.

He smiled slightly and replied, "[Okay, if you get beaten up, I'll definitely take the hit for you.]"

The adorably clueless Sheng replied instantly: [Are you stupid?! Why are you so stubborn! My mom is one thing, but your aunt and grandma are the softest-hearted. Can't you just be a little more affectionate and play the victim?!]

After sending it, I seemed to realize that my question was unnecessary, so I quickly added: "[Never mind, you definitely won't be able to do it, I'll handle it then.]"

Qin Zigui just stared at the screen as it frantically scrolled through messages about how to deal with being beaten, hoping that August would pass quickly so he could see Sheng Yan acting silly in front of him every day.

After delivering his long speech, Sheng Yan concluded by emphasizing: "Therefore! Before ensuring the success of the revolutionary mission, we must conduct clandestine and noble underground work, and absolutely not expose ourselves!"

Qin Zigui had no objection to this.

Anyway, even if he and Sheng Yan share a bed and spend every day together, no one would find it strange.

But who can blame Sheng Yan for being soft-hearted and easily fooled?

So Qin Zigui replied slowly: [If you won't even give me a proper title, shouldn't you compensate me in some other way?]

Sheng Yan: "..."

That makes sense, but how can he compensate Qin Zigui?

Perhaps influenced by Qin Zigui, some unhealthy thoughts suddenly popped into Sheng Yan's mind, and his ears turned red as he lay on the bed.

Wu Shan woke up from the heat, and as he turned over, he saw that there was suddenly someone on the opposite bed. The person's face was pale in the light of the phone screen, but his ears were bright red. Wu Shan was so startled that he jumped up on the spot: "Holy crap, Brother Yan, when did you get back?"

His sudden realization finally pulled Sheng Yan back from his unhealthy thoughts, and he forced himself to remain calm as he replied, "I just got back too, you should go back to sleep."

"No, it's too hot, I can't sleep. Hey, by the way, Yan-ge, did you get that person back?" Wu Shan couldn't resist gossiping as soon as he woke up. Before Sheng Yan could answer, he clicked his tongue twice and said, "Judging from your expression, you should have gotten her back."

Sheng Yan didn't understand and turned to look at him: "What's wrong with me?"

"Look at you! Look at your bright red ears, look at your lips that can't hide your smile, look at this phone that's been flooding with messages. You're practically smitten, all lovey-dovey, okay?" Wu Shan found Sheng Yan's current state, reeking of the stench of romance, utterly unbearable to watch.

Sheng Yan initially wanted to deny it, but then he suddenly remembered that Wu Shan didn't know Qin Zigui and was one of the few people around him who had dating experience. So he considered it for a moment and asked, "Um, I have a friend who just started dating, but for some reason, he has to hide their relationship for the time being. He's worried that his partner might feel wronged because of this. What can he do to make it up to her?"

Wu Shan, already used to Sheng Yan's typical "I have a friend" opening line, slowly asked, "Did your friend's boyfriend actively pursue her?"

"Ah." Sheng Yan thought that Qin Zigui must have taken the initiative to pursue him.

“That would be troublesome.” Wu Shan has a lot of dating experience. “Generally, the one who takes the initiative to pursue the other is already in a more humble and passive position in the relationship. If you then keep the relationship private, the other person can easily feel that you are just trying it out and don’t really want to take responsibility, which can easily make them feel insecure.”

Sheng Yan frowned: "Is it that serious? They just haven't told anyone they're dating, but they don't seem to have any intention of having a proper relationship."

Wu Shan thought he was incredibly naive: "How can it not be that serious? The easiest thing in love is to be anxious about gains and losses, especially for the one who invests more emotionally. You, the one being pursued, would never understand."

Sheng Yan realized that Qin Zigui was someone who was used to giving, and suddenly felt that this problem was really serious: "Then what should we do?"

"What can you do? Just try to be nice to them, give them whatever they want, and let them feel that you care about them. Otherwise, you won't even know if they're sad or upset," Wu Shan said eloquently.

Anyway, he and Sheng Yan were both good at teaching and good at listening.

Sheng Yan, who has always been a blockhead in this matter, thought that Wu Shan's words made a lot of sense.

But what does Qin Zigui want?

He had already given him a title and the money he had saved for over a decade to marry him; Sheng Yan couldn't think of anything else Qin Zigui wanted.

Meanwhile, Qin Zigui, seeing that Sheng Yan hadn't replied for a long time, tentatively sent a message: [Asleep?]

Sheng Yancai snapped out of his reverie and hurriedly replied: [No, I was just thinking about something.]

[A nagging person is no good]: What are you thinking?

Sheng Yansheng was afraid that Qin Zigui might feel wronged but wouldn't tell him, so he simply asked directly: "[What kind of compensation do you want?]"

Qin Zigui was also very direct: [What kind of compensation do I want, and can my boyfriend provide it?]

[Nonsense, don't forget who your boyfriend is]

Sheng Yan felt that his boyfriend-like qualities were off the charts.

Then Qin Zigui sent: [Including the obligations of a boyfriend?]

What is the meaning of a boyfriend...?

grass!

Sheng Yan gritted his teeth: [Qin Zigui, can't you think of anything serious all day long!]

Others see form as emptiness and emptiness as form, but Qin Zigui sees it as emptiness as form!

However, no sooner had he finished his condemnation than Qin Zigui sent a message: [I just wanted you to spend your birthday on a date with me, like other couples, what's wrong with that?]

Sheng Yan: "..."

That's it, his mind is completely corrupted.

It's all Qin Zigui's fault, that scoundrel!

Sheng Yan replied, embarrassed and indignantly: [Dream on! I have to train on your birthday! I can't get leave! Go on your date in your dreams! Bye!]

Then I threw away my phone and buried my head in the pillow.

How could he be so useless! If this continues, he'll completely lose control! How can he ever be the top again!

Despite his shame and indignation, Qin Zigui's wish still had to be fulfilled.

He can train a hundred times harder than others these next few days, just to try and get a day off on the 8th.

Thinking this, Sheng Yan cursed Qin Zigui as a scoundrel while taking out his phone, opening the "Wish Fulfilled" app, and typing fiercely: "[I hope my training results this week are excellent, and I can successfully get leave on the 8th to celebrate Qin Zigui's birthday.]"

The scoundrel who had just been told he couldn't take leave looked at this wish, lowered his head, and smiled.

Then click [Wish Approved] and post the task: [Eat well, sleep well, train well, and give Qin Zigui a goodnight kiss every day for seven days, and your wish will be granted.]

Sheng Yan, who understood what the first three "okay"s meant, slowly typed a question mark when he looked at the last request: "?"

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