As a rich second-generation who is well-off, good-looking, and overly spoiled by his parents, Sheng Yan has only three major hobbies in his life: skipping classes, surfing the internet, and standin...
He recognized every single word of the message and could understand it when they were put together, but he just couldn't quite understand why the message was appearing on Qin Zigui's phone screen.
Or rather, it wasn't that he didn't understand, but rather that the only possibility he could think of was simply absurd.
Sheng Yan, refusing to believe it, took out his phone and clicked to withdraw his wish.
With a soft "Mua," Qin Zigui's phone screen displayed: [Baby's wish has been withdrawn]
Sheng Yan typed again: [I hope Qin Zigui can still be a human being]
Qin Zigui's phone made another "Mua" sound, then displayed: [Received your precious wish: I hope Qin Zigui can still be a person]
Sheng Yan: "..."
After a brief pause, Sheng Yan picked up the baseball bat and walked towards the living room door.
What do you wish for?
Screw your baby!
Who the hell is your baby?!
Thinking about how he had been completely deceived for so long, Sheng Yan felt an unprecedented sense of shame and anger!
No wonder he found this app so ridiculous; no wonder the app assigned him Qin Zigui as his lucky charm; no wonder he had to increase his favorability with Qin Zigui to make a wish; no wonder all the tasks assigned to him benefited Qin Zigui.
He originally thought that all of this was fate, destiny, and his and Qin Zigui's destiny, but it turned out that it was all Qin Zigui's doing!
It's also his own fault for being so brainless. He was always clinging to Qin Zigui, and eight out of ten of his wishes were related to Qin Zigui. As for the remaining wishes, Qin Zigui always had a way to help him, so they all came true. This made him really think that God had smiled upon him.
No, not all of them have been achieved.
He hasn't yet reached the height of 1.9 meters and mastered the skill to suppress Qin Zigui.
So Qin Zigui already knew about the two shameful wishes I made? And this person watched me work hard to eat, train, and grow taller, while doing things to me that were worse than those of a pig or a dog?
And Qin Zigui also knew about my wish that I could get leave smoothly so I could celebrate Qin Zigui's birthday?
Then this person pretended not to know, and watched as she foolishly prepared a surprise for him, while lying to her that he would give her a goodnight kiss, and even recorded the sound of the goodnight kiss and set it as a message notification sound?
Is this something a human could do?!
The shame and anger of knowing that the other person had seen right through him, yet he was completely unaware and even foolishly felt good about himself in front of them, instantly surged into Sheng Yan's mind.
He was so overwhelmed that he could no longer express his feelings in words; his mind was filled with only one thought—if he didn't make Qin Zigui experience firsthand what it meant to die without a burial place, he wouldn't deserve to be called a human being!
So when Qin Zigui returned from grocery shopping and opened the door, he was greeted by Sheng Yan, who was gritting his teeth and furiously hitting him on the head!
"Qin Zigui!!! You bastard, just die!!!"
Sheng Yan raised the baseball bat high, his strength and speed almost as if he were determined to take everyone down with him.
Fortunately, Qin Zigui was quick-witted and took a step back, barely managing to brush past the baseball bat and avert a tragic murder of her husband.
Seeing Sheng Yan chasing after them again with a baseball bat in hand, Qin Zigui quickly reached out and caught it, asking, "Yan, what's wrong?"
What's wrong?
How dare you ask what happened?
Sheng Yan didn't want to say another word to Qin Zigui. He gritted his teeth, snatched the baseball bat from Qin Zigui's hand, and swung it straight down again.
Qin Zigui had never seen Sheng Yan so full of killing intent before; it seemed he was truly angry.
Realizing the seriousness of the situation, Qin Zigui quickly grabbed the baseball bat with one hand, put his other arm around Sheng Yan's waist, pulled him into the room, pinned him against the wall, and closed the door behind him before asking in a low voice, "What happened?"
Sheng Yan was shorter and weaker than him to begin with. With his wrist pinned against the wall, he couldn't break free. Fuming with rage, he snarled, "Qin Zigui, let me go right now, or I might leave you a whole corpse! Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless!!!"
Qin Zigui seemed completely unbothered by his fierceness, simply looking down at him and coaxing gently, "If you want me to die, I have no objection, after all, whatever you say goes, but you have to let me know why I want to die, right?"
"You have the nerve to ask me why?! Don't you know what you've done?!" Sheng Yan's face turned red with anger as he raised his phone and shoved it directly in front of Qin Zigui. "Explain yourself to me what this thing is all about!"
What the heck?
What? What happened?
Qin Zigui looked down at Sheng Yan as he was told, and then stopped.
The phone is his phone, the screensaver is his screensaver, and the lock screen displays three messages from an app he made himself.
[Received a child's wish: I hope Qin Zigui will become a decent human being]
[Child's wish has been withdrawn]
[Received a child's wish: I hope Qin Zigui can still be a person.]
Then, thinking about the special notification sound he had set for the "Wish Upon Wish" app, Qin Zigui suddenly seemed to understand everything.
At that moment, he felt that it was not unreasonable for Sheng Yan to want to kill him.
But he felt he could still fight for his life, so he used the softest voice Sheng Yan usually liked best: "Ayan, let me explain..."
"Explain my ass! What's there to explain?! There are witnesses and physical evidence, what else do you want to explain?! Qin Zigui, do you really think I'm stupid?!" Sheng Yan didn't want to listen to Qin Zigui's explanation at all.
He knew he was simple-minded and not as smart as Qin Zigui. He always believed whatever Qin Zigui said and never truly doubted Qin Zigui. That's why he trusted the app so much. In the end, Qin Zigui was lying to him!
Beyond the shame and anger, the sadness of betrayal made him not want to hear another word from Qin Zigui.
Thinking about this, Sheng Yan felt more and more aggrieved and angry, even more so than when he first discovered the secret.
"Qin Zigui, do you think I'm easy to fool? Do you think I'm an idiot? Do you think it's fun, interesting, and fulfilling to manipulate me like this? If I didn't trust you and think you would never lie to me in this lifetime, would I have been fooled by such an obviously flawed idiot!"
Sheng Yan is indeed quick to anger and prone to tantrums, but he only says a few harsh words on the surface. Once you smooth things over, he's fine. He rarely says anything as harsh as he did this time, to the point that his tone even inadvertently revealed a hint of grievance, and his eyes even turned a little red.
Qin Zigui never expected that after Sheng Yan discovered this, besides being angry and ashamed, he would also be so sad. When he heard Sheng Yan's last words, Qin Zigui suddenly felt a dull pain in his heart.
Overwhelmed by self-blame and guilt, he was at a loss and could only hug Sheng Yan tightly: "Ayan, I didn't mean it that way. I didn't make this app to deceive you or to play you for a fool. Don't be angry."
Sheng Yan didn't believe him at all and shoved him away: "You're talking nonsense! If you weren't just trying to fool me, what was the point of making this app?! Are you just bored and looking for something to do?!"
He was indeed furious; his eyes were even a little red.
There were things Qin Zigui originally didn't intend to say, because he was afraid Sheng Yan would feel burdened.
But if I don't say it now, I'm afraid Sheng Yan will feel wronged and sad.
Qin Zigui could only wipe the corner of his eye with heartache and whisper, "Ayan, do you still remember your birthday wish from last year?"
Sheng Yan paused slightly, as if he remembered that he wanted his wishes to come true.
so……
"So I wanted to help you fulfill your wishes, so I made this app. I originally just wanted to do my best to help you fulfill your wishes, but I didn't expect that every wish you make is so..." Qin Zigui paused slightly, organizing his words, "...adorable."
He had only intended to say something nice, but Sheng Yan, who was still slightly stunned, instantly exploded upon hearing that word: "Who are you calling cute?! You're the cute one! Your whole family is cute!!!"
"No..." Qin Zigui didn't know why Sheng Yan had exploded again after she had been trying to coax him.
But Sheng Yan knew in his heart that none of the wishes he made were serious, except for passing the exam. You could call his wishes stupid or cute if you wanted to!
Sheng Yan, who was initially a little aggrieved, temporarily stopped feeling wronged because of Qin Zigui's help. However, shame and anger surged back instantly: "Don't think that just because you're the one who helped me, I can forgive you! If you want to help me fulfill my wish, then do it; if you don't want to, then just say so!!! What's the point of all those tasks you assign me?!"
"It means she wants to take advantage of my boyfriend."
"???"
Qin Zigui felt that at this time, the truth would be better than any lie, and that the truth would be the best policy.
Sheng Yan felt this was a blatant provocation: "Qin Zigui!!! Do you have no shame at all!!!"
"If I cared about my image, I wouldn't have a boyfriend."
"..."
When Qin Zigui, with his aloof and serious academic face, lowered his head and earnestly said those words, Sheng Yan was momentarily speechless.
Damn, Qin Zigui's words actually make a lot of sense.
"But that's no reason for you to lie to me and call me Brother Zigui!" Fortunately, Sheng Yan quickly realized what was going on and argued his case, accusing him of the crime.
After all, he still remembers what he went through to gain enough favor with his partner.
Qin Zigui didn't forget either, reminding him: "Hmm, in the summer, there's an emotionless 98-voice Zigui brother in the men's restroom."
"..." Sheng Yan felt that he might also be in the wrong, so he decided to use a different crime as an example, "This is not a reason for you to ask me to sleep with you!"
"If I hadn't coaxed you to my room to sleep back then, how could I have gone to your room to help you with your homework as punishment?"
"..." Sheng Yan thought of the 10,000-word student handbook he had suddenly written overnight, and suddenly felt that Qin Zigui had also had a hard time. His tone softened unconsciously. "Then you obviously can't help me grow to 1.9 meters tall, so why did you approve my wish!"
"I want you to eat and sleep well. Take care of your health, Ayan, you're too thin." Qin Zigui's reason was quite serious this time.
Sheng Yan suddenly realized that he seemed to be losing the argument.
But you absolutely cannot do that!
This incident is extremely serious. If he doesn't properly rectify Qin Zigui's tendency to use his intelligence to scheme and plot, how will he be able to manage the household in the future?
Thinking of this, Sheng Yan raised his chin and gritted his teeth: "Fine, you had your reasons before, so let me ask you, why did you pretend not to know this time when you clearly knew I was going to take time off to prepare a birthday surprise for you?! You even lied to me and gave me a goodnight kiss?! You even recorded it as your phone notification sound?! You even made me think that the surprise I prepared wasn't enough, and then took the opportunity to take advantage of me?! Was that all for my own good?"
This time, he wanted to see what other reasons Qin Zigui could come up with. Sheng Yan raised his head and puffed out his chest, asking the question with particular aggression.
Qin Zigui did indeed fall into a brief silence, lowering his eyelashes. After a long while, he said softly, "I'm sorry, Ayan. This time I was blinded by lust. Your legs are too beautiful."
"..."
grass!
Qin Zigui did apologize honestly this time, but it would have been better if he hadn't said anything at all!
Sheng Yan instantly remembered how Qin Zigui had defiled his rock-solid thighs the night before. His face flushed red, and he gritted his teeth, raised his leg, and kicked Qin Zigui hard backward.
Then, grabbing his collar, she flipped him over and pinned him to the sofa, kneeling on his lap and looking down at him menacingly, she said, "Qin Zigui, don't think you can get away with this by coaxing me a few times and saying a few shameless things. Let me tell you, no way!"
Qin Zigui's attitude in admitting his mistake was also very sincere. He just protected his waist to prevent him from falling, and then nodded and said, "Okay, whatever our Ayan says goes."
His tone and expression were extremely indulgent.
Sheng Yan desperately told himself not to be seduced by the gentle embrace, while tightening his collar and saying in an even fiercer tone, "First! This matter is extremely serious. I will be angry for at least a month. During this month, you are not allowed to use any means to deceive me, coax me, or take advantage of me! Otherwise, I will castrate you!"
Qin Zigui: "...Okay."
Anyway, Sheng Yan is also in training this month, so I won't get to eat there.
"Second!" Sheng Yan swallowed hard when he thought of this request. Then, with a fierce expression, he said, "You're not allowed to eat duck neck anymore! I don't eat it every day! I only eat it occasionally! I just want to eat duck neck! I just want to eat boiled pork slices, I just want to eat spicy food, what's wrong with eating it once in a while!"
Qin Zigui didn't expect that this matter could make Sheng Yan feel so aggrieved, and he immediately became anxious. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, eat it. We can have it occasionally in the future, but you have to cook it for me. I'm afraid the food outside isn't clean."
With his long-standing demands resolved, Sheng Yan calmed down a bit, but the last request was the most important, serious, and earnest.
He grabbed Qin Zigui by the collar, narrowed his eyes, revealing a dangerous aura of a domineering school bully, and then said coldly, "From now on, I'll be on top."
Although the humiliation I suffered at the hands of Qin Zigui last night was pleasurable, it must never happen again. This is the last vestige of dignity for a straight man.
Sheng Yan was very confident.
Qin Zigui lay on the sofa, looking at Sheng Yan kneeling on top of him. After a brief silence, he slowly spoke: "Um, Ayan, could you put your pants on before discussing this with me?"
The domineering school bully, Sheng Xiaoyan, looked down.
"..."
Holy crap! Where are his pants?