The cub was originally the Dragon King, but an accident occurred when she hatched, causing her to fall into a book and become a weak little human child!
She couldn't even spray water or s...
At this moment, a little cub who is acting coquettishly to his mother in a cute little voice is completely clueless and has no idea what "hanging up" means.
She is video chatting with her mother!
When her mother asked her if she was bullied by other kids in kindergarten, her grandmother said she had been unhappy for the past few days.
Zizi didn't want to tell his mother that he was "scolded" online.
She shook her head and said half-seriously, "No kids bully me."
I bullied other kids.
"I miss my mom so much!"
I am unhappy because I miss my mother too much. Is there anything wrong with saying this?
No problem!
This little cub has his own logic, so he doesn't feel guilty at all when acting coquettishly to his mother. He even frowns and pouts, looking aggrieved and pitiful.
Oh, who wouldn’t feel sorry for such a cute and well-behaved baby?
In this way, Zizi successfully tricked her mother into buying her the Lego blocks that she had not promised to buy her some time ago, and she felt very happy.
The little mouth shouting "Mom" and "I love you most" is so sweet.
20 minutes later, Zaizai ended the video call with her mother and suddenly remembered that she was playing games with her friends in the group!
Zizi quickly returned to the game.
However, the phone screen did not show the scene in the game, but the game room, where she was the only one.
Obviously, the game is over.
And everyone left the room and stopped playing the next game.
Zizi opened the Penguin chat software and found that someone in the "All Army Attack" group had tagged her. She was just about to go in and ask everyone if they were still playing games.
As a result, I saw some people in the group discussing "AFK".
I am humble and eager to learn, so I would like to ask you sincerely: What does "hang up" mean?
The next second, the guy named "Lin You Mao Bing (has turned evil)" sent her a private message and asked: What did you do just now?
Zizi: My mother video-called me.
Lin Youmaobing (blackened): Oh
Lin Youmaobing (blackened): Hanging up is like what you did just now, entering the game and not operating it, not moving
Lin Youmaobing (blackened): Many people hate teammates who hang up
Lin Youmaobing (already blackened): But it’s okay, we are all family, it’s just a fun party
Just now, Zizi had a video chat with her mother for a full 20 minutes, and was idle for a full 18 minutes. Her teammates persisted in a 4V5 game for 18 minutes, and were finally destroyed by the opponent's crystal.
Zaizai now has some idea of what "team game" means.
She felt a little guilty and apologized to "Lin Youmaobing (has turned evil)", then exited the private chat window and returned to the group to apologize to several other friends.
Zaizai: Sorry, I just hung up.
Canned yellow peaches; @仔仔 what were you doing just now? Why do you just hang up after entering the game?
Zizi: Mommy video chatted with me
Canned Yellow Peach: Oh, I see.
Most people in the group are kind. Many people have encountered this kind of situation where "mom suddenly video/voice/calls" and can understand it.
Although it was a bit annoying that teammates were AFK, the group members didn't say anything else.
This game group is very active, with group messages popping up all the time. Most of the messages are from people who can’t remember who’s who. Some people recognize people by their avatars, while some people are face-blind and can’t even remember their avatars, let alone tell who’s who.
Zaizai hadn't come to the group to chat for a few days, and almost no one remembered that someone had come to the group a few days ago to form a team to play against AI.
Almost no one.
Except for one of the parties involved, "Ake's dog".
He is a person who easily quarrels with others, speaks indiscreetly and is narrow-minded, and many people in the group dislike him.
After the game that day, many people spoke up for Zai Zai, which made him successfully remember his grudge.
Seeing Zaizai playing games and AFK at this moment, although it has nothing to do with him, it does not affect him from taking advantage of the situation to vent his anger.
Ake's Dog: Those who idle in the game should be struck by lightning
A Ke's dog: Is your wife about to give birth or is your wife going to the hotel to catch an adulterer?
A Ke's dog: Those who are AFK should die!!!
While AFK is truly annoying, this kind of personal attack is even more offensive, especially when the other party has a reason and has already apologized.
Especially when many group members have a negative impression of "Ake's dog".
Lin Youmaobing (blackened): @Ake's dog is none of your business
Lin Youmaobing (turned evil): The mad dog is barking again?
Lin Youmaobing (already evil): We are happy for our baby to be idle, what's wrong, do you have any objection?
What is Yunnan Baiyao? I haven't been to the group for a while, why is it so chaotic?
Gugu Tea: Isn’t our group always like this?
Canned yellow peaches: ...
Canned Yellow Peaches: Didn’t this matter already pass? Why are we arguing about it again?
…
Ever since "Ake's Dog" started to speak, the group became lively. "Ake's Dog" would criticize everyone else, complain about everything, and would complain for a long time if he was not satisfied or displeased with something.
Finally, the typing abuse evolved into group voice call abuse.
Xia You has recently been staying at his cousin Xiao Ning's house. Last time, when he was watching a group voice call, Xiao Ning accidentally called someone a "barking dog" under his username, which slightly offended him.
This offended the group members, led by "Ake's Dog", who were on a group voice call at the time.
That "Ake's dog" was very vindictive and said a lot of nasty things in his private chat window. Xia You was not a pushover either, so of course he would reply with even more nasty words.
As a result, a feud was created between Xia You and "Ake's dog".
Seeing "Ake's Dog" quarreling with the group members, Xia You joined the group voice call without hesitation, joined the battlefield, and sprayed him with several friends in the group!
Xiao Ning returned home, pushed the door open, and when he heard his cousin's voice, a question mark slowly emerged in his mind.
Xiao Ning:?
What is this kid doing again?
What Xia You said was not very pleasant. Xiao Ning couldn't help but frown and walked towards the person who was cursing so excitedly that he wanted to stand up and stomp his feet.
Xiao Ning: "What are you doing?"
When he saw his cousin, Xia You couldn't help but frown and suddenly felt a little scared.
He quickly covered his phone and explained in a low voice: "That barking mad dog from last time is asking for trouble again."
Xiao Ning glanced at him and asked, "Why are you arguing with a dog?"
Xia You: "He deserves to be scolded."
Xiao Ning: "Then go to the balcony and yell, but don't disturb my house."
don't want.
Noisy.
His house.
Xia Youmo silently gave his cousin a thumbs up, then covered his phone and ran to the balcony to continue criticizing "Ake's dog" with his friends in the group.
Just as he closed the balcony door, Xia You heard a sharp voice crackling through the group voice chat, "Fuck, who are you calling a dog? You grandson!"
"If you have the guts, say something! You're just pretending to be dead!"
Being on the balcony, Xia You didn't have to worry about disturbing his cousin's house. He turned on the microphone and said, "I'm talking to you, you beast, you rubbish!"
Damn it.
What my cousin said just now was received by the mobile phone and heard by everyone.
But it doesn't matter.
Since they have already started to curse at each other, does he still care that he is taking the blame for his cousin again?
…
Zaizai knew nothing about the war he had started, because he had played two games before and had a video chat with his mother. After the video ended, he chatted a few more words in the group, and his one-hour quota was almost used up.
As a cub of the Dragon King who benefits everyone equally, how can he favor only the "All Army Attack" group?
Zizi quickly went to the "A City Food Exchange Group" and spent 10 minutes there. Conservatively, he estimated that he would not be able to keep his title of "Dragon King", and he felt a little sad.
In the last minute, Zaizai did not forget to work hard in the group chat.
Zaizai: Sweet tofu pudding yyds!
Zaizai: Sweet tofu pudding yyds!
Zaizai: Sweet tofu pudding yyds!
This little cub, with his own strength, once again started a war - the "sweet and salty tofu pudding dispute" with strong cultural differences between the north and the south.
However, the little guy didn’t know!
Because the little guy has handed his cell phone to grandpa!
The baby, who was unaware of the two disputes, was in a very good mood because he had just had a video chat with his mother for a long time!
And mom promised her son that she would buy him new Lego blocks!
Thinking about having new Lego bricks, Zaizai was very happy. With 2 minutes left in the hour, he obediently took his mobile phone and went to find his grandfather.
She said in a milky voice: "Grandpa, I'm giving you the phone!"
When grandpa saw the little cub’s happy face, he thought that Yu Tangxing must have agreed to some of the cub’s requests. He thought: It turns out that mothers are the most effective in coaxing babies.
They all took Xixi to eat fried chicken, but Xixi didn't seem so happy.
However, thinking about Yu Tangxing buying a bunch of junk toys again, Grandpa couldn't help but frown and lectured the child in a serious tone: "Xixi, did you ask your mother to buy toys again?"
Zaizai felt that his grandfather was a bit fierce, but not to the extent of "swearing".
She was in a good mood and not afraid of her grandfather at all!
She didn't want to pay any attention to her grandfather's words "no toys allowed". She pretended not to hear anything, covered her two little ears, and ran back to the room with her short and fat legs.
She is going to start watching cartoons!
The baby happily watched two episodes of cartoons, read a pinyin picture book, and studied hard. At 9:30 in the evening, the nanny called him to take a bath.
After taking a shower, go to bed.
That night, Zizi dreamed of his mother and father again.
They were going to go camping and have a picnic, so they had to prepare food and drinks, as well as some other things, in advance.
Zaizai is a smart little expert, so of course he has to help mommy and daddy prepare!
Bring some sweet and sour milk;
Bring some sweet and fragrant fruits;
Such cute and delicious bear biscuits, bring them with you;
Bring along your baby toys and Lego blocks;
Bring along Zaizai’s Pinyin picture book;
I’ll also secretly take the little goldfish and cockatiel that grandpa raises with me while he’s not here!
Zaizai stuffed all the things he needed to take into the small schoolbag. It was amazing that this small schoolbag could hold so many things.
Sure enough, anything is possible in dreams!
After packing up his things, Zaizai carried his little schoolbag and went to find his mom and dad to "ask for credit". However, he couldn't find mom and dad in the house, and couldn't help but feel puzzled.
Suddenly, an idea came to Zizi.
Mom and Dad must be in the kitchen! They're preparing food for the picnic!
As a veteran Dragon King of the "A City Food Exchange Group," how could he leave out his son when preparing food? Of course, he had to prepare it with his mom and dad!
So, Zizi carried his little schoolbag and a little stool and went into the kitchen.
Because the baby is not grown up yet and not tall enough, he has to stand on a small stool to reach the stove and help.
However, just as the baby climbed onto the small stool and before he could stand properly, he was picked up by his father.
Dad said, "Don't mess with your mom."
The cub had no choice but to shout, "Put me down quickly, I want to help my mother!!"
But my father said, "You are still a child. You can't help, you will only make things more complicated."
After hearing what his father said, Zizi was very angry.
However, she was held in the arms and couldn't move at all, so she couldn't help her mother! She could only watch her mother prepare various foods at the kitchen counter!
——Oh no, mom put too much salt!
——That’s not salt, that’s MSG!
——That’s sugar!
——Why does my mother start frying things in the pan when the oil isn’t even hot yet?
——It takes 15 minutes to bake a potato pie, how can only 3 minutes be enough!
When Zizi saw those operations that could be called the "dark cooking process", she became a little anxious and wanted to tell her mother that this was not how it was done. However, she was held by her father and could not say a word!
She spoke loudly, but her mother couldn't hear her!
Zizi opened his eyes wide in disbelief.
Soon, my mother put the prepared food into a basket and covered it with a cloth. The food was black and burnt and did not look very delicious.
Zizi wanted to say something but stopped himself.
In addition to preparing food for the picnic, the mother also made fried chicken and pizza for the baby as lunch. The fried chicken and pizza looked good and smelled delicious.
Totally different from those blackened and burnt picnic foods!
Thinking that this was made specially for her by her mother, the baby was so happy! She was so happy that her little tail was about to fly up to the sky!
She sat at the dining table, looking at the tempting fried chicken and pizza, and couldn't help but exclaim "Wow", ready to eat!
However, just as she was about to stretch out her little hand to take the fried chicken and pizza, a big hand passed by her side and took away all the fried chicken and pizza.
The baby's pupils dilated and he felt incredible!
Who? Who is it!
Who took her fried chicken and pizza?
Zizi was very angry and turned around to see who it was. He saw his father holding her fried chicken and pizza in one hand and holding fried chicken/pizza in the other hand and putting it into his mouth!
As he ate, he said, "It's delicious."
He had no intention of returning the fried chicken and pizza to Zizi. He wanted to eat them all!
This is what mom made for her baby!
After dreaming of such an infuriating scene, the baby woke up in anger. He couldn't help but clench his fists, grinning, and hammering the quilt a few times as if to vent his anger.
Damn dad! He ate my son's fried chicken and pizza!
Damn it!!
I hate my dad the most! I hate him even more than I hate my grandpa!
…
At two o'clock in the morning, Xiao Ning, who had just returned home from work, suddenly shivered and felt a chill.
Xiao Ning:?
Didn't they say it would get warmer today? Why did it suddenly get so cold?