The cub was originally the Dragon King, but an accident occurred when she hatched, causing her to fall into a book and become a weak little human child!
She couldn't even spray water or s...
"Yu Yu Don't Want a Bicycle" has very fast hand speed and selected the hero in just a few seconds. Zi Zi didn't even have time to type and asked: Can you give me the jungle position?
Zizi is too lazy to type: Help me choose Yao! I am really good at playing Yao!
Zizi came back to her senses. It was her turn to choose a hero. There were only a few seconds left, so Zizi didn't have time to type. She asked: "Yuyu, which hero do you want to play? I'll choose and trade with you!"
It's too late.
Zizi saw the heroes chosen by his own camp. "Unzkfjd" was the shooter, "Hero, hit my teammates first" was the support, and "Heartbroken Man" was the mage.
"Yu Yu doesn't want a bicycle" is a jungler, so now we are still short of tanks or warriors.
You should choose a warrior to go to the confrontation lane. You can't run around with punishment, kill monsters, or steal monsters, and you can't gank when you reach level 4.
Zizi suddenly felt that this game was boring and he didn’t want to play it anymore, nor did he want to lead the “hero to hit my teammates first” to gain points.
Before Xiao Ning quit the game, Xia You played with him, and he was used to playing the jungler position; Xiaoying played in a duo with the jungler brother "Yu Yu Don't Want a Bicycle" for a while, and the jungler brother played the jungler position.
"Heartbroken Man" doesn't know several of his teammates and doesn't think there is anything wrong with "Fish Don't Want a Bicycle" taking the jungle position.
Almost everyone doesn’t think there is anything wrong with “Yu Yu doesn’t want a bicycle” taking the jungle position.
Except for the cubs.
Zaizai wanted to exchange heroes with "Yuyu Don't Want a Bicycle", but was rejected by the other party.
Zizi: “…………”
It was not until then that Xiaoying and Xia You realized that it was over. There were two jungle kings in the team (including Xia You, there were three jungle kings).
The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.
When "Yu Yu doesn't want a bicycle" refused Zaizai's request to exchange heroes, the atmosphere became extremely awkward.
After more than ten seconds of loading the game, several people entered the game map. Xiaoying and Xia You were a little afraid to move until they saw Zizi chose shoes and walked towards the confrontation road, then they walked towards the development road.
I don't know if it's because Luna hasn't kept up with the meta, or if Xiao Ning hasn't played in so long that his skills are a little rusty, but the assassin and support coming over to counter-jungle stole the blue! He even gave away first blood!
Zizi curled his lips in dissatisfaction and thought: This fish is not good!
If Zaizai takes the jungle position, he will definitely not be robbed of his blue buff and will not give up the first blood!
It’s all Yu Yu’s fault. He stole Zaizai’s jungle position!
After clearing the minion line, Zaizai returned to the bottom of the tower and typed: I will be the jungler in the next round!
When Xia You saw the text message from Zizi, he turned off the game voice microphone and said to his cousin, "Brother, let Zizi play jungle in the next game. You play top lane?"
Xiao Ning raised his eyes, glanced at him, and asked, "Why, do you think I'm a loser? Is that kid really that good?"
Xia You: "Zizizi won't be countered and won't give away first blood."
Xiao Ning stopped talking, concentrating on developing in the jungle, and also went to the bottom lane to plunder the troops and grab the economy.
Xia You: “…………”
Xia You: "Brother, you are seeking revenge for your personal gain. Can you please stop taking my money?"
Xiao Ning: "No."
Xia You: “6.”
…
Xiaoying was shocked to see that her former jungle king had become so weak and even came to the bottom lane to steal the economy.
Oh my God, how did Brother Yewang become like this!
Xiaoying couldn't help but open the microphone and asked, "Brother, are you really like this? You weren't like this before."
Xiao Ning typed: It’s not me, the account is dao.
The hero hits my teammate first: Oh, so that’s it, it’s okay.
Xia You felt so jealous when he heard Xiaoying calling someone "brother". But when he saw the words typed by his cousin, he couldn't help but spit out the Coke in his mouth with a "pu" sound.
Xia You: “6.”
Xiao Ning's basic skills are there. Except for the unsatisfactory beginning, he played very well afterwards and lived up to the title of "King of the Jungle".
They won, and "Fish Don't Want a Bicycle" was the MVP.
Zaizai liked the post "Yuyu Don't Want a Bicycle". When he saw that several other teammates liked his post but not Zaizai's, he felt a little uncomfortable and unhappy.
She looked at the record of "Yu Yu Don't Want a Bicycle", 12-2-4, and then looked at her own record, 2-0-12. Zaizai is also very good!
Zizi couldn't wait to give himself 10 likes.
Of course, Zaizai was not completely unhappy. "Yuyu Don't Want a Bicycle" gave her a like, but she was still a little unhappy.
In the new B&P round, Zizi was the first to choose a hero! Zizi chose Yao without hesitation and clicked OK without hesitation!
This is Zaizai’s jungle position, no one can take it away!
After choosing the hero, Zaizai stared at the phone screen nervously, worried that "Yuyu Don't Want a Bicycle" would type and ask: Can you give me the jungle position?
Zaizai is worried that "Yuyu Doesn't Want a Bicycle" will exchange heroes with Zaizai!
Zaizai has already thought about it. If "Yu Yu doesn't want a bicycle" asks Zaizai if he can give up the jungle position to him, Zaizai will say: No!
If "Yu Yu Doesn't Want a Bicycle" and Zaizai exchange heroes, Zaizai will refuse!
The little one is fully prepared!
However, "Yu Yu Don't Want a Bicycle" did not type to ask. When it was his turn to choose a hero, he still did not ask. He directly chose the hero and confirmed.
He didn't exchange heroes with Zaizai!
Zizi:!
Zizi: This is impossible!!
Zizi was a little shocked and couldn't help but type and ask: Won't you exchange heroes with me?
Yu Yu doesn’t want a bicycle:?
Yu Yu doesn’t want a bicycle: Do you want to exchange it with me?
Zizi: No! I don’t want to change!
Yu Yu doesn’t want a bicycle: Why are you asking?
Looking at the text message sent by the other party, Xiaozaizai felt that the other party's tone might not be very good, so he remained silent and did not continue typing.
The other party's tone is bad, maybe because he is unhappy that he can't get the jungle position.
But this is none of Zaizai’s business!
Zaizai got the jungle position by his own strength, there is no way I can give it to him!
For some reason, Zaizai felt a little proud and very happy. He went straight to the jungle area after entering the game and played jungle happily.
Then, Zaizai was beaten up by four people including assassin, shooter, mage and support who came to counter jungle. Not only did he lose blue mana, but he also gave away first blood.
The cub was silent.
Yu Yu doesn’t want a bicycle: I will play jungle in the next game.
Zizi: “…………”
…
In the next game, "Yu Yu Don't Want a Bicycle" did not get the jungle position, and Zaizai also did not get the jungle position.
Because they had finished three games, they dispersed.
"Unzkfjd" and "The good guy hits my teammate first" went to play a match, and "The heartbroken man" and "The fish hits my teammate first" didn't say anything and went offline directly.
After Zaizai said "bye", he was the only one left in the game room.
Zizi couldn't help but sigh.
With half an hour left before handing over the phone to grandpa, Zizi collected the game rewards and returned to the Penguin chat software to chat in the group and ask "Lin Youmaobing" if he had received his new cat.
"Lin You Mao Bing" didn't have time to chat with Zizi, so he just sent a lot of videos and pictures of beautiful cats.
The cub was extremely envious when he saw the beautiful and well-behaved cat.
The little guy didn't forget that he had established the personality of "I have four little kittens" in front of "Lin You Mao Bing". How could a guy who has four little kittens envy him?
Instead of praising the pretty kitten, Zizi said: My kitten will be as beautiful as you when he grows up!
Lin has cat cakes: Yes
Lin Youmaobing: Come to think of it, why haven’t I seen you post photos or videos of your cats?
The cub was silent.
Zizi thought about it and decided that he couldn't let "Lin You Mao Bing" find out that he didn't have a kitten at home, so he sent the kitten video that his mother had sent to him to "Lin You Mao Bing".
Lin Youmaobing: Wow, your little cat is so small
Lin Youmaobing: So cute
When Zizi saw the other person praising his little cat, he was very happy and reciprocated by praising the other person's beautiful cat.
Zizi: Thank you!
Zizi: Your fairy cat is cute too!
The two cat lovers exchanged some commercial praises, and then "Lin You Mao Bing" picked up the cat and prepared to take a taxi home, unable to continue chatting with the cat.
Zaizai went to chat with friends in the group.
Coincidentally, after Zizi finished chatting with "Lin You Mao Bing" and exited the small window, he just saw messages popping up in the "All Troops Attack" group chat.
Zizi clicked in to see that some group members were complaining about how they were matched with children while playing games today and how they were ripped off.
This group member said: "Children should study hard, why play games? They are just ripping people off!"
Many group members agreed.
Although Zaizai is not a child but a grown-up kid, he was very unhappy when he saw so many people talking bad about children and even scolding them.
What's wrong with the child?
Some children are very good at playing games!
You adults, there are also some who are really bad, and there are also some who AFK and curse their teammates!
You adults may not be that great!
Zizi pouted unhappily and typed back: Some kids are really good at playing games!
Glutinous Rice Cookies: Uh, uh, excuse me for being blunt, but all the kids I met were pretty bad.
Eggs: +1
Double: +1
Eat a piece of watermelon: +1
Popcorn: Today I clicked on a room link in the group, started a game, and found out that the jungler was a child. I was so scared that I quickly quit.
Glutinous Rice Cookies replied to Popcorn: Hahahaha
Glutinous Rice Cookies: If you see a child, run!
The little boy was very unhappy to see so many people refuting him. When he saw the group nickname "Popcorn", he felt that it looked familiar.
She frowned and fell into thought, wondering where she had seen it before.
Soon, she remembered.
Oh! It's the top laner friend I just played the game with!
When the little boy saw that his friend, who had helped him to gain points, actually said in the group that "kids only know how to cheat people", he was extremely angry.
Zizi opened the game, clicked on the historical record, and took a screenshot.
Zaizai sent these screenshots to the group and typed: I am a child, I play games, but I am very good at playing games!
Zaizai: I can carry, I can get points, can you?
Zizi: @Popcorn I just helped you gain points!!