Others also followed closely behind Lu Jiandang. You know, Lu Jiandang is the king of melons.

Wherever he was, there would be bursting melons. Not long after he walked away, the villagers saw the show.

Lu Xiao was afraid that she would be stepped on, so he carefully protected her. Lu Li pushed his aunt aside with his butt and waved in a pleasant way: "Sister-in-law, come here!"

Jiang Yan gave him an admiring look. This boy is very sensible. She will take him with her when she becomes rich in the future.

Lu Li rubbed his hands and smiled sweetly.

Hehehe, blessed by the God of Wealth!

Lu Xiao gave him a cold look, and he immediately said seriously: "Isn't this just to make it easier for my sister-in-law to eat melons! Brother, drink less vinegar!"

Lu Xiao snorted coldly: "Don't set your sights on your sister-in-law!"

Lu Li: “Oh!”

He didn't mean that, okay? He was just being angry with Jiang Yan. Fourth brother, do you have to watch him so closely?

Lu Xiao took out some melon seeds from his bag, held them in his palm and gave them to her to eat.

Jiang Yan was also a little shocked. The people in this Youth House were all crazy! Did they really eat poisonous mushrooms?

Wang Qingya was covered in shit and smelled terrible. Gu Jingcheng beat her without mercy.

"Little bastard, look at my grenade, I'm going to smash it!"

Chen Dahe held Aunt Wang in his arms, and pulled another old aunt who was in her fifties, hugging them on both sides, looking very beautiful.

"Just two of you, I'm much stronger than you!"

The two of them were so angry that they scratched their faces. He slapped Aunt Wang and said, "You are a piece of shit that has been played with by men. I am your sky and your pillar! You have to listen to me!"

Aunt Wang cursed: "God damn it, you are a man who will have no offspring, open your dog eyes and see clearly who I am. Oh, I am so unlucky to have met a little bastard like you..."

Seeing that she was about to run away, Chen Dahe hugged her thighs and said with snot and tears streaming down his face, "Don't run, baby, I was wrong. I love you, only you!"

Aunt Wang's face was swollen from being beaten, and she was so angry that her lungs were about to explode.

Miao Xiuying covered her belly and laughed heartlessly: "Hahahaha, Lao Wang, you are young again. I'm calling you baby! When did you get involved? Your man is a cuckold. Whose is Yaozu's? It can't be his child, right? You are too charming!"

Miao Xiuying had seen many people poisoned by eating mushrooms, but this was the first time such an outrageous case had occurred.

Is this poisoning? Is this a demonic possession?

Aunt Wang's old face was almost touching her crotch, and only Chen Dahe could bring himself to say such a thing. It was really because his ancestors' coffins could no longer cover their mouths, so they let him out.

Aunt Wang held up her pants, wanting to cry but unable to cry: "Captain, please take him away quickly, I need to take off my pants quickly..."

As he was speaking! Chen Dahe pulled hard, and with a "ripping" sound, everyone was surprised to see her bright red panties blowing in the wind.

Aunt Wang screamed, "Oh my god, my panties are shaking!"

The villagers who came to their senses laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Oh my, this woman is wearing bright red shorts! Who is she trying to bring good luck to? So embarrassing!"

"You've shaken your pants and your face has fallen off. I'm making you lose your dignity!"

Chen Dahe turned around and saw a large group of pigs. He hugged Aunt Wang in fear: "Darling, those are all pigs, I'm scared!"

Villager: "..." You'd better be poisoned, who are you calling a pig?

Aunt Wang wanted to die, holding up her pants, "Get out of here!"

Chen Dahe pouted: "No, you are my sweetheart..."

Oh~ It’s the end of the world if you die. It’s too much to bear to watch.

Xu Laidi was also one of the explosive group. She saw the lazy man in the village who was dressed in greasy clothes, had a few missing teeth, and was old enough to be her father.

She seemed to see a tall and upright man in a military uniform, walking towards her affectionately.

She threw herself at him obsessively, her face full of emotion: "Brother Bing, my brother Bing, you are finally here, no one can snatch you from me!"

Lu Xiao felt that his identity as a soldier was insulted, and his fists clenched.

There is no bottom line, only a lower limit that is constantly being lowered.

Xu Laidi hugged the lazy guy, leaned over, and kissed him on the face that looked like it could be rubbed with several layers of mud. He then declared his sovereignty to the dog from an unknown village: "See? This is my tall and handsome soldier!"

A dog passing by: “……!”Woof woof woof?

Seeing that there were many people around, it walked forward, raised its leg, and urinated on Xu Laidie's calf. After peeing, it ran away.

Xu Laidi, however, was full of pride: "Brother Bing, mine, do you understand?"

Jiang Yan was so embarrassed that her scalp was numb. She understood it too well! Don't get mad!

The villagers were so frightened that their scalps went numb and they trembled when they spoke.

"She...she's crazy! Even widows don't want to marry lazy men, but she's acting like she's afraid someone else will snatch her away?"

"She loves it so much that every dog that passes by has to be scolded by her."

"Oh my god, I've finally grown up!"

Lu Jiandang's face turned pale. The happy occasion at home was disrupted. He shouted, "Go, tie him up and send him to the hospital. Where is the barefoot doctor?"

"I... I'm here..." The barefoot doctor was a middle-aged man in his thirties, running out of breath.

Seeing those people going crazy, I felt a little scared, because he couldn’t cure the madness!

The young men in the village rushed over and tried to pin her down. The lazy man hugged Xu Laidi, touching her breasts and rubbing her buttocks, "This is my wife, don't touch me, or I will blackmail your whole family!"

In Xu Laidi's view, old books are like tall and handsome soldiers standing in front of him, protecting him from being pounced on by those toads.

She looked at him with admiration: "Brother Bing, you are so handsome!"

Jiang Yan felt physically unwell. It was no wonder that it was written by her brainless cousin, with all kinds of dramatic plots.

However, it does not stop her from eating melons.

Several strong men grabbed Xu Laidi and pulled him back. Xu Laidi burst into tears: "No... No, I don't want to be separated from Brother Bing!"

"Wife, I'm here to save you." The lazy man tried to rush over, but was kicked by one of them. He said with disdain, "Why are you joining in the fun? Be careful or we'll catch you and shoot you!"

When the lazy man heard that he might be shot, he became obedient.

In Xu Laidi's opinion, her mighty soldier brother was threatened. She bit the young man who grabbed her and cried loudly: "Ah, you rascal! Let me go, I want to find the soldier brother!"

Seeing that she was increasing everyone's workload, Jiang Yan took a step forward and chopped her on the back of the neck with a knife, and Xu Laidi fainted.

Others: "Hiss..." They couldn't help but touch their necks, feeling a little cold.

This woman is so awesome!

Lu Jiandang was so anxious that he got angry: "Old Zhao, you better think of a solution! If you keep making trouble, we'll kill you!"

Lao Zhao was the barefoot doctor in the village. He was so anxious that his lips were blistering: "Go, ask someone to get two bowls of horse urine and give them a drink. Don't let them get too poisoned."

This is a routine operation. Some people saw the situation as urgent and ran away very quickly.

Horse urine, that's a lot of it.

Aunt Wang's husband Liu Mazi came and was also furious when he saw Chen Dahe hugging his wife.