Driving the System Crazy: Even Gods Can't Hold Back Your Money-Splashing Anymore

They say that all it takes is one piece of negative news for a person to become famous.

Shi Luoyin, an obscure, alternative 18th-tier celebrity, was exposed online for peeking at her male ido...

Chapter 101 Humor is a Chinese Tradition

Wow.

The system exclaimed in surprise.

Is this what they call the "baby bird complex"?

A barely perceptible glint flashed in Shi Luoyin's eyes, but the system didn't notice.

"Tongtong! You have a younger brother!"

【What nonsense are you spouting, host?!】

The system was furious, but the matter seemed to have passed amidst the grumbling and complaining.

For the first time, there was a creature in Shi Luoyin's bathtub.

Little Red lay on Shi Luoyin's stomach, sleeping even more peacefully, while Shi Luoyin also slept soundly. The system watched this scene and also rested quietly.

The next day, we arrived at the marine base.

This is the most technologically advanced design. The ship entered the lowest dock, and the staff led them up.

The elevator is on the outermost side, offering a direct view of the ocean.

Shi Luoyin stood on the outermost edge, looking at the still azure sea. But the higher she went, the more she could see streaks of black as she looked north.

"I heard that Japan will continue to emit pollutants today."

Zhao Wu's voice reached Shi Luoyin's ears. Shi Luoyin did not turn around, but simply exhaled through her nose: "This country will be punished."

This is a declarative sentence.

Zhao Wu shook his head helplessly: "We have an old saying, 'A scourge can live for a thousand years.'"

In times of peace, it is extremely difficult to eliminate a country; war must be avoided, as this is the primary objective of any nation.

In war, it is always the ordinary people who suffer the most.

Shi Luoyin didn't speak, but chuckled, "A thousand years, huh?"

No, because she had already heard it—those howling, angry voices.

"Ding, the elevator has arrived."

Upon reaching the top floor, Shi Luoyin withdrew her gaze. Everyone had come up in batches, so when Baibai saw that it was Luoyang, she asked curiously, "Hey, Luoyin, where did you come from?"

"This is a phoenix, named Xiao Hong, whom I gave birth to."

Shi Luoyin chuckled.

Baibai didn't think much of it at all, assuming it was Shi Luoyin's pet, as for the phoenix...

That's just a product of mythology.

Baibai probably thought that Shi Luoyin had dyed it red.

Little Red was very well-behaved. She squatted on Shi Luoyin's shoulder, curiously looking at the world without making a sound.

"Hey, why is Mr. Fu wearing a mask and sunglasses today?"

Upon seeing Fu Yao fully armed, Shi Luoyin immediately called for help.

Everyone looked at Fu Yao, who lowered his head and gave an awkward smile: "Sigh, I'm having some trouble adjusting to the new environment."

"Oh, Mr. Fu is allergic to seawater? No wonder you've been staying abroad all this time. I thought you didn't want to come back to China~"

Shi Luoyin wouldn't miss any opportunity to criticize Fu Yao.

Sure enough, Fu Yao fell silent after being talked to.

Zhao Wu quickly said, "Alright, alright, the press conference is about to start, let's go in."

The conference hall was very large. The stage was where the baibais sat, while Shi Luoyin, as an observer, naturally sat below.

Of course, they will be photographed.

What's different this time is that there's also a live connection.

On the large screen behind, images of national leaders soon appeared, with various skin tones, hair, and pupils. At least twenty coastal countries had received invitations.

CCTV's live broadcast officially began.

Bye-bye glanced down at the white-haired girl sitting there, and a surge of confidence welled up inside him.

Their country will definitely get better and better.

"Friends, hello. I am the national representative. This live broadcast is to inform you that our country has a response policy in place because of Japan's discharge of nuclear wastewater."

Behind them, a design drawing emerged.

A general outline of a formal ocean purification system.

"This is a marine purification system, built along our sea area. It will isolate all sources of pollution outside the sea area and generate electricity by water flow, so it will not cause any electrical pollution. We will give our marine life a perfect environment."

"Furthermore, our country has officially announced that it will no longer import marine life from any other country, and our country will produce and sell its own marine products."

These are two separate issues.

After Baibai finished speaking, the group of leaders who had been calm before exploded and immediately began public relations efforts.

When they realized that Baibai wasn't joking, those countries whose customs depended on China started to get anxious.

However, you didn't come.

They'll just mute you.

This is a notification, not a discussion with you.

Some ordinary people watching the CCTV live broadcast were even moved to tears.

Since Japan discharged nuclear wastewater, people in coastal areas have had a particularly difficult time. Every time they sell their products, they are attacked by malicious individuals, making their lives very difficult.

People are also crying for the tragic lives of marine animals.

However, the country had not taken any action until yesterday, which was somewhat disappointing. But today's announcement showed that their leaders remained firm in the face of so many foreign leaders.

This is the source of the nation's confidence.

For a moment, some of them were moved to tears.

Everyone present was under pressure, all in an effort to give everyone a surprise. The ocean purification system was only a prototype at the time, and it was difficult for them to spend a lot of money to build it. What if it failed?

Fortunately, Shi Luoyin appeared at that time.

That's why they were able to complete the construction of the ocean purification system so quickly, and thankfully, it was a success.

Baibai paused for a moment, then chuckled and said, "This time, I would also like to thank two kind-hearted people who wish to remain anonymous. Of course, they are pillars of our country. All the expenses for the construction of this ocean purification system were borne by those two. The international community was just a contractor."

"The ocean purification system is officially launched today."

No sooner had he finished speaking than, at the same time, Japan announced its second discharge of nuclear wastewater.

The two topics instantly went viral online, including on foreign websites.

Shi Luoyin looked at her phone; the Japanese were also live-streaming, and the insults coming from them were incredibly enthusiastic.

"In addition, to all Chinese people in Japan, I hope you will return home as soon as possible."

Although this is not a suitable statement, as it is tantamount to the nation directly confronting Japan.

But Baibai still spoke up.

"There is no intention to discriminate against Japan. We are neighboring countries and have a 'friendly' relationship. However, our country has a tradition that the New Year is approaching, and we want our families to be reunited. Therefore, we hope that all those who are abroad can return home as soon as possible. I'm sure our friends in Japan won't have any unfounded thoughts, right?"

Shi Luoyin couldn't help but laugh when she heard Baibai's words.

Indeed, humor is a tradition deeply rooted in the hearts of Chinese people.