They say that all it takes is one piece of negative news for a person to become famous.
Shi Luoyin, an obscure, alternative 18th-tier celebrity, was exposed online for peeking at her male ido...
"Yes, Master, I'll go catch it right away!" Without a second thought, Hao turned and embarked on a path from which he knew he might never return.
[Host, is it possible for 1006 to come back?] The system couldn't help but ask.
"If we're lucky, we'll come back!" Shi Luoyin felt a little embarrassed looking at the silly guy.
"Hey, if you can't catch it, then don't bother. We're not in a hurry!" Shi Luoyin shouted.
"Don't worry, I can catch the master." He said, and a portal of light appeared in front of him. He stepped into it and disappeared.
"This." Shi Luoyin clicked her tongue, suddenly feeling a little guilty for deceiving a child.
"Hey, send me a mission, let's make some money!" Shi Luoyin decided to stop thinking about it.
Let's finish the few things we have on hand first.
"I'm going into hibernation, host. Not a single drop left!" the system said helplessly.
[I can still move around when I'm in hibernation mode, but these functions no longer work.]
"You're such a disappointment, system." Shi Luoyin was speechless. She should have known better than to act so reluctant to part with the system.
All that acting skill and those tears were wasted.
"Hey, Orochimaru, wake up, it's time to get to work," Shi Luoyin called out to Orochimaru.
This guy was just slapped unconscious, why hasn't he woken up yet?
Shi Luoyin reached out and picked up the shoes from the ground, then gave Orochimaru a large handful of beans.
After being woken up, Orochimaru looked at Shi Luoyin with a bit of confusion.
It's like I just got beaten up.
"Master, Master, don't film me!" Orochimaru hurriedly shouted when he saw Shi Luoyin trying to continue waving her shoes.
"What did Master call me for?" Orochimaru asked.
"Take these spirit stones and absorb them yourself, then bring down Takamagahara!" Shi Luoyin said coldly.
Orochimaru was overjoyed; he could finally develop in peace and quiet.
"Yes, Master, I'll be going now." Orochimaru put away the mountain of spirit stones and said respectfully, afraid that Shi Luoyin would give him another large sum of money.
Luo Yin waved her hand impatiently at "gungungun".
To be honest, Orochimaru did smell rather unpleasant.
Even fish aren't as fishy as you, and foxes aren't as seductive as you!
"Remember to take a good shower next time you come over!" Shi Luoyin added.
Orochimaru didn't understand. What's this about taking a bath? Doesn't a snake just get cooked after it takes a bath?
"Yes, Master."
However, Orochimaru still obediently agreed, otherwise he was afraid that he would be cooked right away, not just next time.
Shi Luoyin watched Orochimaru climb out of her house, then looked at the mess and fell into worry.
"This is so troublesome, how am I supposed to clean this up!"
The entire room was almost entirely filled with snake corpses, slime, and broken furniture.
Fighting is one thing, but damaging the house is another!
Shi Luoyin thought for a moment and decided that since it was such a troublesome matter, she should leave it to someone else.
He took out his phone, found a number in the list, and dialed it: "Fu Zhixing, come and help me clean my house."
Fu Zhixing on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment. It was midnight.
I arrived neither too early nor too early. What's wrong with Luo Yin? Why is she asking me to go to her house to clean her room right now?
"Tomorrow, it's too late today," Fu Zhixing replied hesitantly.
It's so late, it's really not convenient for me to go out, since I have important things to do tonight.
"Xiao Fu, tell me, I'm usually so good to you, and now you're upset about me cleaning my room?"
Shi Luoyin was unhappy. She had given Fu Zhixing money and shares, yet he was unwilling to clean the room.
Fu Zhixing was stunned. What happened?
Could it be that Shi Luoyin has a particular taste for this type of person?
Fu Zhixing looked at his full figure in the mirror. Although he wasn't as handsome as he was when he was young, he still had some charm!
"I'd love to, but I don't think my past is good, and we'll still see each other all the time." Fu Zhixing confirmed his thoughts with Shi Luoyin again.
"If you don't want to come, I'll call someone else!" Shi Luoyin lost her patience: "Are you coming or not?"
"Come, come, I'm coming right away." Fu Zhixing hurriedly grabbed his clothes and put them on.
"Oh, by the way, remember to bring a few more people." Shi Luoyin hung up the phone after saying that and walked to the bathroom to open the door.
It's so good to be lying here in my own bathtub, still perfectly fine.
Then she lay down in the bathtub and slowly closed her eyes.
She was exhausted; this body was still too weak for Shi Luoyin, who had transmigrated from another body.
The body couldn't withstand even a few minor spells, and in the end, it had to rely on talismans to reduce its stress.
As she pondered these thoughts, Luo Yin drifted off to sleep.
On the other side, Fu Zhixing looked at his phone, and to be honest, he didn't quite understand what Shi Luoyin's last words meant.
What's going on?
Should we bring a few more people?
Fu Zhixing thought for a moment and finally decided to go alone. Although he had his fun, he wasn't this extravagant.
Not long after, Fu Zhixing drove to Shi Luoyin's door.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Bang bang bang!"
Fu Zhixing knocked on the door for a while, but there was no response.
What's going on? You invited me over but won't open the door?
Fu Zhixing took out his phone and made the call.
The noisy ringing of the alarm clock woke Shi Luoyin from her sleep.
"Wow, that's pretty fast, they arrived so quickly." Shi Luoyin got out of the bathtub.
[Host, do you think it's possible that you didn't actually book a cleaning service?] the system suggested with ill intent.
"What are you talking about, System?" Shi Luoyin asked, not quite understanding what the system was saying.
"Shi Luoyin, I've arrived. Why isn't anyone answering the door?" Fu Zhixing's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.
To be honest, it's quite cold in the middle of winter.
"Coming, coming!" Shi Luoyin walked happily towards the door.
Finally, we can get rid of this damn stench. I wonder if Fu Zhixing brought any deodorizer!
Shi Luoyin opened the door and saw Fu Zhixing standing at the door, shivering from the cold.
"Huh, why are you all alone? Didn't you bring a few more people?" Shi Luoyin looked outside and found that only Fu Zhixing was there.
"It's not good to bring too many people, Luo Yin." Fu Zhixing's teeth chattered a little: "Let's go in first, it's too cold outside."
Fu Zhixing quickly squeezed into the room.
Shi Luoyin stepped aside: "What's wrong with it? Can you manage without bringing more people?"
"Aren't you doubting me? I can't handle it!" Fu Zhixing replied as he walked inside.
Just kidding, even if I couldn't handle it all myself, I couldn't possibly bring more people along!
As Fu Zhixing walked into the room, the sight that greeted him stunned him.
The floor was littered with broken bowls, snapped chopsticks, sharp glass, and flying goose down.
There was also a fishy, foul smell in the air.