Dungeon Brute: I Can See the Status Bar

"Since you've seen the Tathagata, why not bow?"

Inside the dungeon, Lu Wenwu frowned, shielding everyone in front of him as he looked at the fat man with bumps all over his head, ...

Chapter 101: The taste of dolphins is really not bad! [6k2 words]

Chapter 101: The taste of dolphins is really not bad! [6k2 words]

After killing two players cleanly and neatly, Lu Wenwu raised his hand and waved.

All the Salvation Army soldiers present felt a sudden tingling sensation on their skin somewhere, but it quickly returned to normal.

What they didn't know was that a drop of Lu Wenwu's blood had silently merged into their bodies.

With the help of these guys, he can easily understand the surrounding situation and even go directly into the enemy's base camp!

"Put down your guns and get out of here," Lu Wenwu said calmly. "Go back and tell those good-for-nothing leaders of yours that War City belongs to me, Tyrannosaurus Rex. If you want revenge, come find me there."

Countless soldiers looked at each other in confusion.

Lu Wenwu didn't urge him. He found an ammunition box and sat down, seemingly checking something.

About two minutes later, one man couldn't stand the torture anymore. He dropped his gun and ran out of the city screaming.

This action seemed to cause a roar in the camp.

Countless soldiers dropped their weapons and fled madly into the distance, like a group of frightened chickens.

There may still be some stragglers in the city that have not been dealt with.

But those don’t matter, and Lu Wenwu is too lazy to care.

Maomao has jumped out and is on guard around.

He himself was checking the reward for his first kill.

[You gain 1 free attribute point]

[Hint: Player [Yasini Elbida] died]

You killed Yasini Elbida (B+). Your rank is B. Upon determination, you may claim the full amount of his personal backpack, as well as one skill (with your proficiency retained) and one piece of equipment.

【Do you want to extract? 】

【Do you want to receive it? 】

[You gain 1 free attribute point]

[Hint: Player [Super Smart Quincy] dies]

You killed the super-intelligent Quincy (B+). Your rank is B. Upon judgment, you can obtain the full amount of the opponent's personal backpack and extract one skill (proficiency retained) and one piece of equipment.

【Do you want to extract? 】

【Do you want to receive it? 】

"Smoke the nigger's first."

Lu Wenwu used his mind to control his personal panel.

[Drawing, Target: Yasini Elbida]

[You have obtained equipment: Inspiring War Pattern (Epic)]

[You have acquired the skill: Dragon Wings (Unique Skill)]

"Oh wow, I'm lucky!"

Lu Wenwu thought that his time traveler halo had finally begun to take effect, and he happily took out the reward.

[Name: Encouragement War Pattern]

【Quality: Epic】

[Type: Engraving]

[Inspiration: Whenever you enter combat, your HP limit increases by 20% and you immediately recover 20% of your total HP. Your recovery speed also increases by 20%].

[Blood Battle: For every 1% reduction in total HP, your physical strength and energy recovery speed will increase by 5%]

[Introduction: A barbaric battle pattern inherited from ancient times. It has no fancy functions, only simplicity and practicality, with a primitive and rugged wild beauty.]

[Note: After engraving, you can spend 10,000 spirit coins to peel it off without damage]

It was the first time that Lu Wenwu encountered such equipment, and the type was actually marked as [Inscription].

When held in the hand, its overall appearance is similar to a ball of knowledge light.

Because it did not conflict with the equipment on his body, the attributes were indeed good, and it was also compatible with his own combat system, Lu Wenwu immediately chose the equipment.

The ball of light suddenly spread out, flowing across Lu Wenwu's skin as quickly as water waves, leaving behind one ancient and mysterious blue-black line after another, which looked like a tattoo made of the blood of some creature.

There is a slight tingling sensation, but it is not very painful.

Soon, the Encouragement Battle Pattern was equipped.

The black atmospheric lines also disappeared immediately, as if they had never existed.

But whenever Lu Wenwu moved his qi and blood and mobilized his spirit, the black battle pattern would appear and provide corresponding amplification.

After feeling it for a while, Lu Wenwu took out the unique skill book he had drawn with satisfaction.

The skills extracted are not learned directly, but are presented in the form of skill books and proficiency orbs.

[Name: Dragon Wings]

【Quality: Unique Skill】

[Type: Skill]

[Introduction: Flying, with the human body structure, this should be an unattainable dream. However, a great dark wizard created a miracle, fusing the wings of a magic dragon with a human body, allowing him to soar freely in the sky.]

[Note 1: Before learning and using this skill, you need a pair of complete wings of at least a C-rank creature/rare-level wing-type flight equipment.]

[Note 2: This skill's initial proficiency is at the [Initial Glimpse] level. Conventional means cannot be used to increase skill proficiency. Each level increase requires 10ml of blood from a corresponding or higher level supernatural being.]

[Note 3: Depending on the level of advanced blood, the type and characteristics of dragon wings will change and merge accordingly]

Can’t improve skill proficiency through practice?

Wow, another special skill!

Lu Wenwu was slightly stunned when he saw the introduction, and turned to look at the proficiency light ball.

[Name: Dragon Wings]

【Quality: Unique Skill】

[Type: Skill]

[Introduction: Can be used to increase the proficiency level of the Dragon Wings to - Grandmaster]

This is a unique skill of the master level, which can be paired with the Wings of the Sky. It is worth learning it.

This nigger is such a nice guy!

The equipment that exploded is all what I need!

And it seems that he has had quite a few adventures. He is probably preparing to reach the A-level, and he even has A-level dragon blood.

If this thing is not purchased at a high price, it can probably only be found in a mysterious lucky bag.

Seeing that Lan Shan had not arrived yet, Lu Wenwu directly chose to use the skill book and proficiency light ball.

In an instant, the appearance of the Sky Wings, which were originally filled with the smell of steel and futuristic technology, changed drastically.

Layer upon layer of materialized dark energy continued to condense like the growth of flesh and blood, and the sharp and evil aura became increasingly strong.

Pale green evil flames continued to rise, burning the surrounding air and distorting it.

Lu Wenwu glanced at it and immediately laughed.

Four Li! Abyssal Demonic Energy!

Hey, this is an old acquaintance!

It turns out that the black guy used the blood of the hell dragon from the endless abyss to upgrade last time.

During the Wasteland Ghost mission, Lu Wenwu learned a lot of knowledge about the Abyss while chatting with the social phobia succubus, and he had a better understanding of the more famous and powerful demon races there.

When the ferocious black dragon wings spread out, they looked like a matching set of equipment with the Scarlet Abyss and the Wrath of the Devil.

Now, as long as Lu Wenwu doesn't turn on the helmet transformation, he will look like an abyss demon.

At best, the devil's fire in him is not so evil, but instead has a lot more majestic righteousness.

Still scary as ever though.

Lu Wenwu was very happy after getting two things that could strengthen himself. He didn't even care that there was only a bunch of junk in Elbida's backpack.

It must be said that this hanged man is really poor.

The most precious thing in his backpack was a stack of [999] American Italian sausage pizzas. There was not even any supplies like healing potions.

I guess he sold all the useless things before entering the game and used the resources to improve himself.

After casually adding two free attribute points, Lu Wenwu put the stack of pizzas into his backpack to save for later, and happily accepted the other party's remaining 996 spirit coins.

Next, it’s time to open that unlucky and perverted box.

System, give me a shot!

[Extracting, Target: Super Smart Quincy]

[You have obtained equipment: Sun Hammer (rare)]

[You have obtained the technique: Sunflower Manual (Unrivaled Skill)]

Lu Wenwu: “.”

I'm fucking stupid!

I just said it casually, and you really brought bad luck to me, didn't you?

Lu Wenwu looked at the two things he had drawn and found it hard to accept and understand!

Practicing the Sunflower Manual, right?

No wonder he became so perverted!

Lu Wenwu didn't even bother to look at the specific attributes of this thing, he just threw it into his backpack and decided to sell it after he got out!

Come, let me see what’s in this birdman’s backpack!

You received [Spirit Coins] × 115414.

Lu Wenwu: “.”

Oh shit!

Seize the young master?

One hundred and ten thousand spirit coins!

Is this pervert so rich?

Extract directly!

Looking at the growing number of spirit coins, Lu Wenwu used the remaining money to open 34 more backpack expansion slots (500 spirit coins each).

You received [Lace Sexy Pajamas] x 1.

You have obtained [Pseudo-Nailhead Seven Arrows Curse Set (Epic)] x1.

You obtained [Robe of Concealment (Epic)] x 1.

You obtained [Soul-Destroying Poison (100ml)] x 12.

You obtained [Extremely Effective Boneless Yang Powder] x 857.

You have obtained [Extreme Healing Potion] x 22.

You gain

Lu Wenwu looked at the long list of items to be retrieved, gritting his teeth in hatred.

This old bastard, his bag is filled with all kinds of potions and top-level props for sneak attacks, he even has two pieces of epic equipment!

The main point is that a guy pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger, but then he kills it in the end, right?

Okay, okay, this is all a good deal for me.

After burning the useless garbage with demonic fire, Lu Wenwu took a look at the attributes of the two epic equipment.

The Robe of Concealment is a super-enhanced version of Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak. Not only can it eliminate breathing, one's own breath, heat, and the like, it can also block almost all mental scans.

The only drawback is that the maximum duration of each use of this thing is only 5 minutes, and it cannot defend against physical detection methods such as sonar and splashing paint.

If this shortcoming were no longer there, it would definitely be a mythical equipment!

Compared to the top-of-the-line invisibility cloak, Lu Wenwu was more interested in the next one.

[Name: Pseudo-Nailhead Seven Arrows Curse Set]

【Quality: Epic】

【Type: Weapon】

[Curse: Set up a camp, a platform inside the camp, and a straw man. Write the enemy's name on the man's body, a lamp above his head, a lamp under his feet, and a fighting tread. Write a talisman, seal it, and burn it. Bow three times a day. At noon on the 21st day, the enemy's three souls and seven spirits will be scattered on the straw man, connecting with his mind.]

On the first day, an arrow is shot into the straw man's head to destroy his spirit. On the second or third day, nails are made to his left and right hands to sever the Qian Kun meridians. On the fourth or fifth day, nails are made to his left and right feet to cut off the earth's vitality. On the sixth day, nails are made to his navel to destroy his internal organs. On the seventh day, nails are made to his heart to take his life.

[Introduction: An unknown weapon master created a fool-proof version of the "Seven Arrows Book" from a certain prehistoric world. It's easy to use, with one-click operation. Aside from a slight decrease in power compared to the commonly known version, everything else is the same.]

[Note 1: The [Curse] skill is only effective against creatures below S rank]

[Note 2: The [Curse] skill cannot be effective on players]

If you're willing to spend some time and know the other party's real name, this thing can even allow a D-level player to directly curse and kill an A+-level BOSS. It's really a bit of an over-the-top skill.

This thing is simply invincible when combined with Lu Wenwu's Eye of Insight.

For ordinary players, it can be used as a golden finger to rise up.

Unfortunately, it takes too much time, and Lu Wenwu himself does not like this way of fighting.

He still prefers a fist-to-flesh fight.

Even if it's a sneak attack, use your fists!

In the words of a certain paladin, this is called a righteous sneak attack!

Looking at the equipment and spirit coins that exploded from his backpack, Lu Wenwu couldn't help but sigh, "Sure enough, letting the old man drop gold coins is the fastest way to get rich."

He spent a long time sorting out the spoils.

By the time he finished tidying up, the sun was almost setting.

Zhao Lixing has been there for some time.

Now he is busy organizing people to return the scattered supplies to their place, take back order in the city, comfort the frightened people, and build defensive positions.

It's not a looting like the Salvation Army.

This time, it's a real takeover.

Lan Shan, who had nothing to do for the time being, was also helping there.

Although she is not a soul magician, mental magic is to some extent her racial talent.

Isn't it natural that mermaids can sing?

And it is the best singing dolphin!

Her singing is very convenient for comforting the people.

Female dolphin demons are also mermaids (confirmed)

It's just that some of this mermaid's desires are a bit too strong, and she often says things that can easily anger the River Crab God, causing the Great Dao to be erased.

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When the sun sets and the sky becomes completely dark, everything finally settles down.

Zhao Lixing, the supreme commander who was forced to take on the task, is still busy.

Lu Wenwu took out his own pancake stall and started happily frying egg pancakes and grilling meat.

Lan Shan squeezed in with a smile and tried to get a free meal and sleep. Now she was lying on Lu Wenwu's bed and stroking his fur happily.

Who doesn’t love a cute little big dog!

Ever since he possessed the bloodline of Huodou and began to practice the "Heavenly Dog Eating the Moon Technique", Maomao's body has become bigger and bigger.

Originally it was just a normal-sized golden retriever.

Now, it lies on the bed. It is longer than Lanshan's body and takes up half of the widened and enlarged double bed.

When he stood up, he was as tall as Lu Wenwu, who was over 1.9 meters tall!

Anyone shorter can be ridden like a horse - as long as they are not afraid of having their crotch torn.

Soon, the mouth-watering egg-filled pancakes and grilled Tianma meat were freshly baked.

Two people and a dog ate and chatted.

"Tyrannosaurus, what are we going to do next? Whoosh! Are we going to stay here?"

Lan Shan, who had the smallest appetite, withdrew from the battle first. She leaned against the warm Maomao, holding her stomach, and spoke lazily.

"No, let's go to the City of War. Waiting here is too inefficient and will also bring danger to Lao Zhao and the others."

Lu Wenwu held three egg-filled pancakes in one hand and a large roasted horse leg in the other, and replied without even looking up.

"I've spread the news. Whether it's the remaining six apostles or the Salvation Army, they'll all focus on me, thinking that I'll keep my word and attack the City of War."

"But in reality, our next stop will most likely be the Life Realm next to the War Realm. Before those idiotic apostles unite, we should head straight to the Holy City of Life and get rid of that birdman of the Life Apostle."

Lan Shan nodded thoughtfully, but still a little confused: "I understand going to fight the Apostles of Life, but why won't Zhao Lixing and the others be in danger if we leave? Whoosh! What if the Salvation Army comes to retaliate?"

"Cold."

Lu Wenwu swallowed a mouthful of meat and gulped down a glass of fat house happy water.

"We can help Lao Zhao temporarily, but can we help him forever? To put it bluntly, we saved his life now. Even if we turned around and left at sea, we wouldn't owe him anything."

"Not to mention that I later helped him build this city with a large population and abundant resources, which dampened the spirit of his old enemy and attracted the attention of the apostles and the Salvation Army."

"I've helped him enough. We're here to complete a mission, not to babysit. I care more about Blue Star and my own safety than a local dungeon dweller I've only just met for the better part of a day."

"Swish! I see!" Lan Shan nodded. "You humans have such complicated thoughts!"

Lu Wenwu raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

Lan Shan came over with a smile, and said to Lu Wenwu, "Me? I want to sleep with you!"

Lu Wenwu: “Fuck!”

Lan Shan suddenly became even more excited and immediately started to pull down Lu Wenwu's pants: "Really, brother? Whoosh! 1111111!"

"How the hell do you even know this kind of shit?"

Lu Wenwu pulled his pants hard with his left hand, with a look of neither laughter nor tears on his face.

How can this guy drive on any broken road?

And why is this woman so strong?

This means that the pants Lu Wenwu is wearing now are transformed from the Scarlet Abyss lower body kit.

If it were ordinary pants, even the sturdiest jeans and overalls would definitely be torn to shreds by her.

Seeing that he could not get away with it, Lu Wenwu simply gave up resistance and directly teleported the two into the cave in Lingtian Mountain.

Only Maomao was left alone in the pancake-stuffing cart, gnawing on a bone with a confused look on his face.

Why am I the only one left again?

Above the big bed in the cave, there is a beautiful scene of spring suddenly appearing.

Without any obstacles, the dolphin girl's movements were really fast.

Before Lu Wenwu could react, the Scarlet Abyss had already been removed.

The other person's clothes were simply transformed by demonic power. Without even moving his hands, he transformed into a more seductive special one-piece swimsuit.

Seeing Lan Shan rushing over and about to start, Lu Wenwu stopped her with righteous words.

"Wait, wait, wait. I know you're anxious, but don't be impatient. This kind of thing can't be rushed."

Lan Shan was very dissatisfied with being interrupted. She looked down at Lu Wenwu with a look of grievance, her hands were very dishonest.

Lu Wenwu, who had already experienced Su Qinghong's baptism, was very composed and sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

The Classic of Mountains and Seas says: In the Qingqiu Mountain there lives a beast that looks like a fox with nine tails and sounds like a baby. It can eat people, but those who eat it will not be poisoned.

This certainly does not mean that you will not be bewitched if you eat the nine-tailed fox. The recipe theory in the Classic of Mountains and Seas is often just for fun.

In fact, in many cases, "食" is a homophone.

In Liu Zongyuan's "On Horses", there is a line: Those who eat horses do not know that the horses can run a thousand miles, but they still eat them.

The first "食" is the same as "反馈", which means to raise.

Therefore, a more reliable way to understand this sentence should be: People who raise nine-tailed foxes will not be bewitched.

Nonsense, you've been facing a top beauty like the Nine-tailed Fox every day. Your concentration and excitement threshold have skyrocketed. Who is so awesome that can bewitch you?

The Yousu Fox Clan is even more famous for its charm than the nine-tailed foxes of the Qingqiu Fox Clan. Our fifth brother has also seen big scenes!

Therefore, Lu Wenwu immediately took the initiative and directly held Lan Shan back, and explained calmly:

"Doing something like this shouldn't just be about momentary pleasure; it requires a harmonious balance of yin and yang, allowing both parties to benefit simultaneously. You may not have a detailed understanding of China's extensive and profound traditional culture, so let me explain it to you first."

Before Lan Shan could react, Lu Wenwu kissed her deeply.

Beneath him, the delicate body that had been slightly stiff before immediately became soft, and the delicate fair skin reflected a hint of pink.

"The top one is called Red Lotus Peak, the medicine is called Jade Spring, also called Jade Liquid, or Liquan, and it comes out from the two holes under the tongue."

"Its color is green, representing the essence of saliva. Licking it, it gushes out of the Huachi. Sucking it, swallowing it, and storing it in the Dantian, can irrigate the five internal organs, fill the Xuanguan on the left, and replenish the Dantian on the right, thus generating vitality and blood."

Lu Wenwu kept moving.

The spiritual transmission was synchronized with his movements, and the energy and blood in his body were gradually mobilized at this moment.

The strong male body became hotter and hotter like a burning furnace, the solid muscles began to swell with blood, and the blood was extremely abundant.

"The middle one is called Shuangcaifeng, the medicine is called Pantao, and it is also called Baixue and Qiongjiang."

"Its color is white and its taste is sweet. Men who sip it and absorb it into their Dantian nourish their spleen and stomach and improve their spirits. Inhaling it can open up the meridians of women, making their body and mind relaxed. It can penetrate the Huachi (Hua Chi) and respond to the Xuanguan (Xuan Guan) below, causing the body's fluids to overflow.

As he spoke, Lu Wenwu changed the position of his hands and kept kneading them back and forth like Tai Chi.

This profound secret technique of guiding qi and blood caused Lan Shan to moan continuously, her breath became increasingly disordered, and her face turned rosy.

"Among the three colors, this is the most important."

Lu Wenwu took a light bite and savored it in his mouth.

In the back and forth, Lan Shan's silver hair was disheveled, her whole body was convulsing and shaking as if she had been electrocuted, and she couldn't help but screaming.

"The lower part is called Zizhi Peak, also known as Xuanguan. The medicine is called Black Lead, also known as Yuehua."

Feeling that the time was almost up, Lu Wenwu straightened up and adjusted his position while explaining to the confused Lan Shan.

The energy and blood in his body began to surge rapidly at this moment, and he used the secret technique of the Su Fox Clan to harmonize the yin and yang. He no longer suppressed it, but mobilized his muscles and body strength without reservation.

"The fluid is slippery, and the gate is always closed and never opens. During intercourse, the woman becomes charming and seductive, her face flushes, and her voice trembles. Then the gate begins to open, the qi is released, and the fluid overflows."

"Use gold and jade to pull back an inch, absorb the Qi and fluid, to replenish the Yuan Yang and nourish the spirit!"

Lan Shan's racial advantage was fully demonstrated at this moment.

Her true form is a dolphin, a species even more outrageous than Teddy.

He can freely adjust the strength of his muscles according to the opponent's offensive moves, and his body is extremely powerful.

This is a racial talent.

The succubus clan in the Endless Abyss, who are said to be able to kill anything, can only look up to them.

Even Lu Wenwu, who was extremely rich in theoretical knowledge and practical experience, had encountered such a unique and wonderful experience for the first time during a competition, and he almost lost in the middle.

But in the end, he turned defeat into victory with his strong physique and powerful skills.

He charged and killed the enemy general on the battlefield, leaving him in disarray and with his eyes blank.

"This is the Three Peaks Great Medicine."

“Only those who know, who forget all feelings when facing the scenery, and who desire without desire, can obtain it.”

“So, your hair can turn gray and black again, and you can return to youth and achieve immortality.”

(End of this chapter)