Dungeon Brute: I Can See the Status Bar

"Since you've seen the Tathagata, why not bow?"

Inside the dungeon, Lu Wenwu frowned, shielding everyone in front of him as he looked at the fat man with bumps all over his head, ...

Chapter 120: A Big Event in Front of the Whole Underworld [1200 Words Long Chapter]

Chapter 120: A Big Event in Front of the Whole Underworld [1200 Words Long Chapter]

Soon, under the guidance of a group of ghost officials, the gathered crowd finally dispersed.

The jammed streets and paralyzed traffic were finally restored.

Hei Jiubawu and Bai Eryi were busy and sweating profusely. They finally finished their rotation today after working overtime for more than an hour.

It shouldn't have taken that long.

But who made them the first eyewitnesses of the ghost?

He also went to Gui'an with Lu Wenwu and made a report similar to a transcript, stating what he had seen and heard before.

As for the old ghost who was dead but not completely dead, Gui An took him through a cross-border channel and sent him to a royal medical clinic in the neighboring Huangquan Kingdom overnight.

When it comes to sewing up ghost limbs, they're professionals over there.

In the battle of Shenzhou that year, whether it was the battlefield of extraordinary people or the battlefield of ordinary people, the country was almost destroyed by the enemy.

Suddenly, there was a group of ghosts with mutilated limbs in the Country of the Underworld.

In the course of these decades of development, it is natural that the technology of limb patchwork and suture has been carried forward.

When the two ghosts and one man came out of the Ghost Security Bureau and took the Nightmare Hell Horse Special Car back to the main road, Carnival Street, the large number of ghosts were not dampened by the Torch Monument incident, but became more and more numerous.

Lu Wenwu restrained the fluctuations of his blood and qi, and released some demonic energy from the abyss, disguising himself as a soul-devouring demon traveling from the abyss.

The advantage of doing this is that many timid people will spontaneously avoid Lu Wenwu, and the surroundings will not appear crowded.

This is actually the disadvantage, but Lu Wenwu doesn't care and thinks it is the advantage.

Now he was holding a handful of paper money and curiously buying street snacks sold by vendors.

Bai Eryi had opened the account for him before, so that Lu Wenwu wouldn't have to spend all his spiritual coins.

However, due to the special nature of ghost money, incense, and merits, the underworld has been trying to promote digital payments, but it has not yet become popular, and the underworld is still using primitive physical transactions.

Now Lu Wenwu is enthusiastically experiencing a ghost food - Karma Fire Red Lotus.

The name is very cool. It looks like a crystal clear red lotus. I wonder what it is made of.

Lu Wenwu saw many ghosts saying it was awesome, so he bought one to try.

Anyway, I have the blessings of the Heaven-Devouring and Earth-Eating God and the Dimensional Demon God Disaster, so I can't die.

Before Bai Er could try to dissuade him, he had already swallowed the Karma Fire Lotus in one gulp.

It tastes strangely bitter at first, and after chewing it a little, it has a nasty and tough texture, a bit like the roots of old, broken wood.

When chewing the fifth mouthful, an incomparable sour and astringent taste suddenly burst out, stimulating the crazy secretion of saliva, and the whole tongue instantly tightened into a tense state.

This is followed by a strong burst of spiciness, making the entire mouth, throat and esophagus feel as if they have been sanded and then filled with a large mouthful of magma.

Lu Wenwu now felt as if he had eaten a mouthful of fire element crystal that had been soaked in strong acid for a hundred or eighty years. The Qi and blood in his body instantly overloaded and he could hardly suppress his powerful aura.

All this finally came to an abrupt end after he urgently blocked his sense of taste and part of his sense of pain, and was repaired by the regeneration of flesh and blood.

Seeing Lu Wenwu sweating profusely and with a ferocious expression, Hei Jiubawu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Bai Eryiyi couldn't help but laugh as well, whispering, "This is why I told you not to try to experience ghost food. Ghosts and humans have different senses. For us, to taste the flavor of ghost food, we need stimulation countless times greater than that of ordinary people."

"As for those spiritual meals and tributes, while we can experience the deliciousness of the food itself, we lack the corresponding texture. How can I describe it? It's like eating without chewing, just pouring it directly into our mouths."

"Like the special liquid diet astronauts eat?"

Lu Wenwu took a few deep breaths and finally recovered from the previous stimulation.

"Astronauts? You mean those who can fly to the moon and explore?" Bai Eryi thought for a moment before speaking uncertainly, "I think so, right? I haven't eaten what you're talking about."

Amid Hei Jiubawu's unbridled laughter, Lu Wenwu decided to give up the idea of ​​continuing to explore the ghost food in the underworld.

I'd rather eat my own egg-filled pancakes from now on.

Maybe I can go buy some ingredients and use my spiritual chef skills to cook something from the mortal world.

Happy times are always short.

Soon, as time passed, this underworld celebration came to an end.

Lu Wenwu returned to Bai Eryiyi's study, prepared his admission ticket, ID card and other documents, and once again opened the thick book of past exam questions for "Thirty Years of Ghost Messenger, Fifty Years of Ghost Soldiers", preparing to review it one last time.

At 7:30 p.m. on August 16, Lu Wenwu showed up on time at the wheel area test site in Ghost Realm Castle.

It is very close to the temple, located in a special examination hall right between Wuchang Street and Niuma Street. It looks like a huge tomb.

It is said that this place is very auspicious because everything will turn around and good times will come after bad times.

Placing the examination room here can effectively prevent cheating.

When a group of anxious candidates entered the examination room, Lu Wenwu smiled, as if he had returned to his green senior year of high school and the glorious years of the college entrance examination.

But he soon stopped laughing.

Because Lu Wenwu discovered.

He can't enter the examination room!

In order to prevent students from cheating by bringing in smuggled materials, there are no normal entrances and exits in the entire examination building.

Candidates can only pass through the "door frame" by fading themselves, and rely on the formation on the admission ticket and ID card for identity recognition, which will open limited fading permissions.

but.

Lu Wenwu is a living person!

When this examination room was first designed, no one considered what would happen if a human came to take the exam!

A security guard seemed to notice Lu Wenwu's confusion and came over to ask, "Examinee, why don't you enter the examination room?"

Lu Wenwu looked at the wall, then at the bull head, and answered honestly in a low voice: "I can't get in."

"Why can't I get in?"

“I am a living person”

".?"

Looking at Lu Wenwu, who was taller than him, Niu Tou was stunned.

"Are you kidding me? You're covered in a demonic aura from the abyss, and you're telling me you're alive?"

"No."

Lu Wenwu shook his head, then dispersed the abyssal demonic energy from his body, releasing the surging energy and blood that only living people can possess.

"Fuck, is he really alive?!"

The Bull Head roared so loudly that seven or eight Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons came directly.

A group of civil servants from the underworld and a large group of candidates surrounded Lu Wenwu and looked him up and down in curiosity.

They were amazed but didn't know what to do now.

This is also in the rules!

Several ghost officials communicated with each other, but no one dared to do anything. They just drove all the ghost candidates who were watching the fun into the examination room and cleared it out.

In desperation, the Niutou who first talked to Lu Wenwu could only report the matter.

Fortunately, the efficiency of the underworld is relatively high.

Within a minute, a small leader with a horse face who looked taller than all the ghost officials present came with a cold wind and appeared in front of Lu Wenwu in a flash.

"Are you the living person mentioned above? I didn't expect you to come to our examination room." The tall and horse-faced man said, "You want to take the exam, right? There are two solutions now. One is for me to report and wait for a meeting to discuss it. But by the time they release the results, the exam will definitely be over. The second is for you to get in by your own ability. Whether it means breaking down the wall or anything else, as long as you can get in, you can take the exam normally."

Break into the wall?

Lu Wenwu touched the thick wall and asked doubtfully, "Are you sure I won't be arrested by Gui An and the others and spend half a year in jail for provoking trouble and damaging public property in the underworld?"

"Oh, it seems you've really put in some effort." The tall horse-faced man suddenly laughed. "Don't worry, there's not a single law in the underworld that restricts the living. The underworld's rules have always been that crimes committed before legislation are not counted, so..."

As he spoke, he took a step back and gestured towards the wall.

The group of Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons also retreated quickly, leaving enough space for Lu Wenwu.

For safety reasons, one group entered the examination tomb and cleared the passage.

About ten minutes before the exam, Lu Wenwu was the only candidate left who had not entered the exam hall.

The tall horse-faced man nodded and said, "Let's get started. The wall material is very solid and has the support of the formation. Feel free to smash the middle part of the door frame. There are no ghosts in the passage."

Lu Wenwu nodded and decided to give it a try first.

The qi and blood circulate, and the dragon scales glow brightly.

A bloody mist quietly rose from the surface of the body that was as strong as a marble sculpture, which was completely composed of materialized qi and blood!

"drink!"

With a loud shout, a military killing fist wrapped in a layer of true sun fire suddenly blasted out.

The tense muscles are released, and the qi, blood and energy surge.

This extremely ferocious punch was wrapped in the evil spirit condensed when billions of lives died, and even caused a violent explosion of yin energy!

"boom!"

"boom!"

Two loud explosions sounded in succession, attracting great attention from the onlookers outside. No one knew why the explosions were heard inside.

At the entrance of the tomb, a transparent passage appeared in front of a group of completely petrified ghosts.

Lu Wenwu was confused.

He looked at his fist, then looked at the passage in front of him that ran through the entire examination tomb, feeling a little at a loss.

Didn’t I use any strength just now?

Is it because I am too strong now, or is the building in the underworld too fragile?

He was confused, and so were the Ox-Head and Horse-Face monsters.

Especially the tall horse-faced monster, his heart was already horrified.

The human in front of me is too strong!

Gao Da Ma Mian knew very well how strong the walls of the examination tomb were.

Even if he were to do it himself, he would not be able to deliver such a terrifying attack as Lu Wenwu.

He had previously thought that Lu Wenwu should be able to break through the wall.

But he never imagined that the other party could actually penetrate the entire building!

Lu Wenwu scratched his head awkwardly: "Well, Brother Horse-Faced, what's going on now?"

"It's okay, don't worry, just go in and take your test. Follow the signs to find it."

After coming to his senses, Ma Mian was about to say that he would find the examination room according to the signs.

Looking up, I saw that the original location of the sign had been melted by the high temperature and turned into a ball of black charcoal.

The corner of the horse-faced man's mouth twitched visibly. "You're in examination room 44, seat 4. Go up four floors and turn left. It's the fourth room."

"grateful!"

Lu Wenwu said this, and used the abyss magic energy to cover up his human identity again to avoid scaring other ghosts, and then rushed upstairs.

Only the Ox-Head and Horse-Face were left shouting "Fuck" repeatedly, and the sound of the national quintessence could be heard incessantly.

In the examination room, under the strange gazes of a crowd of ghosts, Lu Wenwu found his seat, entered his ID number and admission ticket number into the computer, and began to wait for the test paper to be unsealed.

A few minutes later, accompanied by a burst of shrill Yin music and a spooky broadcast, the underworld civil service examination officially began.

After the test paper was refreshed, Lu Wenwu looked at the first multiple-choice question.

1. When traveling during the day, please pay attention to the sun's temperature and the angle of plant photosynthesis. Avoid stepping on the grass, which can cause the ghost body to leak and allow Yang energy to enter the body. Which of the following behaviors is most likely to cause a ghost body safety accident?

[A] Secretly plant exotic plants on the lawn of the swimming pool block in the backyard of the Beiyinshan Management Office, such as pea pods that spray peas, sunflowers that produce sunlight, and delicious nuts that have a chance of choking ghosts.

[B] In the Xiaowuxiang Natural Ecological Reserve, people ignored the administrator's advice and picked black mushrooms from the graves to make soup at home.

[C] Release 220v heavenly thunder in the Wangchuan River in order to quickly gain merit and proceed to reincarnation.

[D] In winter, people light a lot of charcoal for barbecues and picnics on the shady mountains, and light kerosene lamps for lighting and heating.

This is an easy question, so you will choose A at first glance. Only the newbies will choose the wrong one.

Option B: There is no administrator in the Xiaowuxiang Natural Ecological Reserve, and mushrooms do not grow on the landscaped tombs inside. This option is not valid.

Option C: The fisherman who releases lightning in the Wangchuan River will be surrounded and beaten by the fishermen fishing next door, and then taken to the nearby City God Temple for imprisonment.

Option D: There is no such thing as kerosene in the underworld. There is only fire made from Yin Qi, so this option is invalid.

Option A is too obvious. It means secretly planting alien plants in front of the Beiyinshan Management Office, right?

Attacking and producing sunshine at the same time, what a bad conscience!

He must be a spy sent by the Western Hell to steal the rare and protected monsters in Hell. He must be sent to Gui'an for severe interrogation and then put on the Sin Mirror Platform.

Once it is confirmed that he is a spy, he will be taken away and fed to the elephants!

Of course, Gui An's interrogation process is basically a one-to-one replica of the large and small areas, and it is very likely that the ghost was sent directly during the interrogation.

This is not an A at first glance.

2. Grave feng shui and practices to seek virtue have always been considered important prerequisites for reincarnation in the underworld. So, among the following behaviors, which one will affect the accumulation of merit for reincarnation?

[A] He sent a dream to his relatives in the world of the living. After receiving the dream, the relatives burned 100,000 tons (weight in the world of the living) of paper money for him.

[B] He declared himself to be reincarnated as a fish, and used the magic power cultivated in his previous life to break the mystery in the womb. After reincarnation, he re-entered the Forgotten River at the speed of light, and deliberately allowed himself to be electrocuted by an electric fisherman in an attempt to enjoy the subsidy for accidental reincarnation.

[C] While studying at university, he used various means to cause all his classmates except himself to be reincarnated in order to obtain admission to graduate school.

[D] Exploiting a bug to create a merit machine (now fixed), forcibly increasing one's own merit in the Hell World Cup, causing one's ghost body to emit a dazzling light of merit to scare and attack opponents.

This question tests your accumulation of news about major events in the underworld, all of which are based on actual cases.

Option A: About ten years ago, there was an overseas Chinese friend whose family was quite wealthy. After he passed away, he asked his descendants to burn more money for him so that he could continue to enjoy a wealthy life.

As it turned out, the descendants of the family were really filial. They directly invested in Australia and asked their subordinates to build a ghost money printing factory according to the printing specifications of real coins on Blue Star. After printing 100,000 tons of ghost money, they also sold the printing factory and invited several great masters to perform rituals to ensure smooth transportation.

Actually, it’s okay to just burn this, just burn it if you have money.

The factory that was burned down by the other party is still being used in the underworld.

The main reason was that a large forest fire broke out in the world of the living, causing the death of a large number of animals and plants, and also creating an extra forest in the underworld.

This was bad. The merits of the wealthy overseas Chinese were directly deducted into a negative number. Based on the general speed of gaining merits in the underworld, it would take at least a thousand years for him to be reincarnated.

There is nothing much to say about option B. Such disputes will be directly put through the Mirror of Sin, and subsidy fraud can be detected on the spot. Then the person who commits subsidy fraud will be directly sent to the eighteenth level of hell and imprisoned because of his evil intentions.

But after coming out, you can still continue to accumulate merit.

Option C is interesting.

This caused the entire class to be reincarnated early.

How does this affect the accumulation of merit?

This is a great merit!

If you can guide forty or fifty people to enlightenment at once and allow them to directly go through a special process and enter the reincarnation program, even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Taiyi Rescuer of Sufferings will have to give you a thumbs up!

Otherwise, why would you guarantee admission to graduate school?

After eliminating the first three options, the only correct option left is D.

Originally, using bugs to create merit machines to gain merit was not a serious matter. All you had to do was roll back the data. After the legislation, if you do it again, the most you’ll get is a ban on your account, and you’ll be forced to be reborn as an animal.

but

There was once a great man who built a hundred classic giant water wheel merit machines for releasing animals. He tied a thousand spawning sturgeons to each of them. If these merit machines turned one circle at the same time, they could generate 70 billion merits!

This guy didn't listen to the advice of those experienced old ghosts and just let the merit machine run wildly!

The Heavenly Dao Inspection System determined that this guy's merit data was abnormal and believed that he was an outlaw who had sneaked in from outside the domain and was trying to disrupt the operation of the merit system. It directly and forcibly took back all his merits and permanently kicked him out of the merit and reincarnation system, adding him to the system blacklist.

Now that’s great, I’ve become an illegal resident!

Not to mention gaining merit, he is now stuck in the gap between the underworld and the world of the living, unable to move. He has become a famous educational attraction for ghost catchers after joining the job.

If Lu Wenwu can successfully get ashore, there is an 80% chance that he will go to the Land of Nothingness to pay his respects to this guy after joining the company.

Lu Wenwu was very familiar with the remaining single-choice and multiple-choice questions, and he finished them easily.

Next are the true or false questions.

In recent years, online fraud has become a frequent occurrence in the mortal realm, prompting caution. As a member of the underworld, please assess the likelihood of the following events. Mark "√" if they are likely to occur, and "X" if they indicate they are unlikely or incorrect.

1. After drinking Meng Po soup, while on the road to reincarnation, a handsome, ethereal-looking old Taoist priest offers to perform a ritual for you, promising to make you a superior person in your next life. You don't have to pay anything, and you can experience the effects first.

Lu Wenwu thought about it and ticked the box.

It has been confirmed that there are cultivators in the world of the living, and that they can truly achieve enlightenment and become immortals.

Generally speaking, the great masters of famous and upright sects had already passed the examination to be recruited into the heavenly court when they were still on earth.

However, among the traditional conditions for ascension, merit is a major assessment criterion.

Therefore, it is not ruled out that there may be old monsters at the level of land immortals who, in order to accumulate merits, use unknown means of the underworld to get stuck in the reincarnation path and rely on face-to-face quick superposition to increase their merits.

2. While traveling in Hell, you encounter a headless horseman who claims to be an outstanding locksmith and mechanic, and the emperor of a certain superpower. If you can help him escape this hellish place, he will tell you the burial location of the royal treasure, and you can send him a dream to let your descendants enjoy wealth and glory. ()

This person is too famous.

These are easy questions, just mark them with an X.

He has a hammer of royal treasure.

3. You pass through the Ghost Gate before the end of the Ghost Festival and return to the underworld. On the way, you encounter a drenched, bizarrely shaped ghost. He looks a little mentally unstable and keeps shouting strange things like "Brother Fu v 50," "I am Qin Shi Huang, I will make you a general," and "Grandpa Niu, help Tutu, Tutu wants to play computer games." So you enthusiastically take him back to your grave, planning to wait until he sobers up before talking to him again. ()

OK!

Play word games!

This question must be marked with an ×.

During the Ghost Festival in the mortal world, some places still retain the custom of releasing river lanterns to pray for blessings.

For people in the world of the living, this is a beautiful hope.

For ghosts, this is the last bus back to the underworld after the ghost gate is completely closed. If you miss it and stay on it, you will become a lonely ghost.

Just let your ghost "lie" on the river lanterns and drift with the current. When the river lanterns naturally go out, your soul will be automatically taken to the underworld.

What is more surprising is that if a person in the world of the living with heavy Yin energy falls into the river unconsciously, and at this time there happens to be a dying river lantern under him, his soul will also be brought to the underworld.

In the early years, some people who were not well-trained would use this method to find bugs, and then take some things back to make money.

So, on the surface, this drunkard looked like a confused person who had had too much fun and drank too much tribute liquor.

In fact, this is an unlucky person who is drunk or has been careless!

The correct approach is to immediately contact the nearest Bull-Head and Horse-Face, send him to the City God Temple to go through special procedures, and return him to life through the Cliff of Resurrection. If it is too late, this guy will have to stay in the City of the Dead.

Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda.

If you really encounter such a thing, helping this unlucky guy to come back to life will be a huge merit, which can directly meet the minimum requirement for reincarnation as a human.

4. If the tomb in the Yang world happens to be built on a very dangerous place, entering the underworld can effectively enhance one's own combat ability and easily kill the creatures in Jinji Mountain and Evil Dog Ridge.

In the examination room, everything was silent.

The only sound was the slight friction of clicking the mouse and tapping the keyboard.

Countless people scratched their heads, and some even held their heads in their hands and scratched their hair fiercely, but they could not change the current situation that they did not know how to do it.

For them, the civil service examination in the underworld is undoubtedly extremely difficult.

Many questions are not only word games but also contain a large number of hidden traps. Many of them even use anti-human and anti-ghost logic, which makes the exam even more difficult.

It was obvious that the ghosts who had set the questions in life had come down and entered the central department of the underworld to set the papers.

The old ghost in the underworld is simply not capable of such a shady job.

Lu Wenwu solves the questions very quickly.

In addition to his solid learning and reliable memory, his own unique thinking process and unstable mental state also greatly helped him in this exam.

It can help him better understand the thoughts of ghosts in the underworld and save him from many living people's thoughts.

Soon, all the judgment questions and essay questions were answered, and now it was the turn of the last short-answer question that gave countless candidates a splitting headache.

[Candidates are requested to read the following materials and briefly answer the relevant questions]

1. Zhang San and Li Si had a bad relationship since childhood, and they still disliked each other after their death. So Li Si sent a dream to let the people in the world of the living plant sunflowers on Zhang San's grave, hoping to make Zhang San's grave very auspicious and affect the feng shui and merits of the other person's grave.

Zhang San was furious when he found out about this. In a fit of rage, he contacted a ghost-walker named Wang Wu and asked him to go to the world of the living and dig up Li Si's grave, leaving his body exposed in the wilderness to be eaten by wild dogs.

As a result, because the ghost walker Wang Wu was not good enough in his job, he remembered the address given by Zhang San incorrectly and dug up Zhang San's grave instead.

Zhang San, who inexplicably lost his tomb in the underworld, was very angry. He thought that Li Si had retaliated against him in the same way, so he went to the local City God Temple to report the case.

【1】What is Wang Wu’s mistake? How should he be dealt with?

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and gave his answer.

Answer: Wang Wu committed both the crime of attempted destruction of another's grave and the crime of destroying another's grave, which would aggravate his sins and reduce his corresponding merits. After his death and arrival in Fengdu City, he would be sentenced to an additional term in the fifteenth level of hell - the Crucifixion Hell, where he would be cut into pieces.

At the same time, the underworld should submit a report to the ambassador of the living world to the underworld, ordering the living world to arrest Wang Wu and execute the judgment according to law.

【2】What is Zhang San’s mistake?

This is much simpler. It's incitement and attempted destruction of other people's graves. You can answer it without thinking.

【3】What does it mean for Zhang San to report a crime to the local City God Temple? How will he be treated?

After a little thought, Lu Wenwu picked up his pen and replied: Surrendering oneself can reduce the sentence.

【4】Does Li Si’s behavior constitute a crime? How will he be dealt with? Please give your reasons.

This question was a little difficult, and Lu Wenwu thought for a while before writing down the answer.

Answer: Li Si’s behavior does not constitute any illegal or criminal offense.

Because planting sunflowers on a grave will not affect the feng shui of the grave, nor will it destroy the merits of ghosts in the underworld, and there are no regulations or restrictions on this in the laws of the world of the living, the legal procedures that Li Si followed to send dreams to the world of the living are compliant and legal.

Since Li Si spent his precious dream opportunity to offer flowers to his lifelong enemy and to improve and beautify the environment of his grave in the world of the living, it can be seen as his active effort to turn hostility into friendship. He should be commended for his behavior of resolving hostility and be rewarded with a small amount of merit.

After answering the last question, Lu Wenwu looked back at his answers and then chose to submit.

It just so happened that the earliest submission time had arrived.

So, amid the resentful gazes of the ghosts, Lu Wenwu was the first to leave the examination room and became the focus of the whole place.

By the time he got downstairs, the through passage he had blasted out of the examination tomb had been repaired, and there was also a movable door at the entrance.

I guess they are worried that next time a non-soul body that cannot be transformed will come in, the examination tomb will be destroyed again.

Outside the examination room, there were actually reporters from the Underworld Daily waiting for an interview.

Maybe it’s because there is no such thing as the college entrance examination in the underworld, so the ghost catcher examination has become the focus of the entire underworld?

When Lu Wenwu saw the beautiful and youthful female ghost walking towards him with a microphone and a photographer, an idea suddenly popped up in his mind.

"Hello, sir. We're from the Underworld TV station, and we're broadcasting live now." The female ghost handed over the microphone and asked with a smile, "As the first candidate to hand in his paper in the Rotating Wheel exam center, and indeed in the entire Underworld, do you have anything to say to everyone watching?"

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and said decisively, "Hello everyone, you can call me Lao Wu or Wu Ge. I am a skilled spirit chef. I currently undertake group meals, wedding banquets, private orders, business banquets and other services. My contact number is: 41510144419. The egg-filled pancakes I make are quite good and are widely praised by many ghost soldiers and generals."

The ghost reporter's expression changed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her sweet smile froze there.

The originally noisy entrance to the examination cemetery suddenly became silent.

Even Hei Jiubawu, who was about to greet warmly, silently put down his waving arms and lowered his head towards Bai Eryiyi.

The tall Horse-Faced Monster who had let Lu Wenwu in earlier and his partner Bull-Headed Monster were also standing not far away, looking completely confused.

Okay, okay, this is how the live interview in the underworld is for you, right?

The interviewees in previous years were all very honest as they were veterans, and most of what they shared were encouraging clichés.

After all, this is a live interview in front of the entire underworld!

If I say something wrong, how will I survive in the ghost catcher circle in the future?

Or if you get blocked in the interview because of some words, wouldn’t all your efforts be in vain?

This is truly the first time that someone has advertised themselves during a live interview.

Even the Wheel King, who was secretly watching the live broadcast after work, was stunned. He didn't expect that Lu Wenwu could do such a bold move. He was really too bold.

On Jinji Mountain, several Yincha who were slacking off and watching the live broadcast burst out with a series of "fucks".

The moment Lu Wenwu appeared in the interview screen, they immediately recognized him.

This living person who had left such a deep impression on them was a legendary figure who was impossible to forget.

When Lu Wenwu reported his mobile phone number in the underworld, several ghost soldiers added it to their address books without thinking and tried to add the other party as a "yinxin" friend.

“Wow!”

At the examination grave site, a group of ghosts suddenly burst into a lot of noise at the same time, talking about all kinds of things.

It is the nature of all living things to love watching fun and having fun, and ghosts are no exception.

It's a rare occasion that someone in the boring underworld does something big, and it happens to be right in front of you, so shouldn't you enjoy watching it?

Some young ghost who had just come down suddenly shouted, "I don't believe it, your egg pancake must be bad! Unless you give me an egg pancake to try!"

"You don't believe me? And you still say my cakes taste bad?"

Lu Wenwu accurately grasped the news and instantly locked onto the yelling yellow-haired ghost. His face suddenly became serious, and there was even a hint of anger.

You can say I'm bad, that I'm not capable, or that I'm ugly, it doesn't matter.

But you said I can’t make egg-filled pancakes?

We must have a good talk about this today!

Not even if it's a joke!

Before the female ghost reporter could figure out how to make up for what had just happened, she heard a loud "boom" at the scene.

Lu Wenwu took out his egg-filled pancake from his backpack and placed it on the ground. He pointed with his right hand at the yellow-haired man who had just spoken and performed the supreme skill of Juanlian Sect - One Finger Yang.

"You! Come here!"

The fact that he conjured up a small house and shouted with such force scared the yellow-haired ghost.

Before he could react, he felt a huge force suddenly appear out of nowhere, and he was grabbed by the yellow hair on his head and pulled it away.

Seeing Lu Wenwu, who was two meters tall, strong and sturdy, and exuding a strong murderous aura, looking down at him, the yellow-haired ghost was almost scared to death on the spot!

"You said my cake tastes bad?"

Lu Wenwu grabbed his collar and dragged him directly into the stuffed pancake stall, then threw him on a chair next to him and asked him to sit down.

"Just wait here, I'll make you one right away!"

The yellow-haired ghost was so intimidated by his powerful aura that he dared not say a word and just nodded desperately.

Lu Wenwu snorted, and immediately started lighting the stove and kneading the dough, and began making egg-filled pancakes on the spot.

Starting from the most basic step of kneading the dough, Lu Wenwu's movements were as neat and smooth as flowing water. At the same time, they looked extremely pleasing to the eye, making the ghost reluctant to take his eyes off them.

Originally, the female ghost reporter wanted to interrupt the live broadcast, but she was inadvertently attracted by Lu Wenwu's cooking process and forgot about it.

Even the photographer unconsciously pointed the camera at Lu Wenwu at the stuffed pancake stall, and used the shooting skills he had immersing himself in for many years to broadcast his cooking skills live to the whole underworld.

While Lu Wenwu was cooking, many candidates handed in their papers and left.

The moment they walked out of the examination room, they were immediately attracted by Lu Wenwu's figure.

As if they were under a spell, they were lured over by the rich aroma and gathered around the stall.

The yellow-haired man who was caught by Lu Wenwu had already lost the ability to speak.

As the ghost closest to the oven, he couldn't help but start to secrete digestive ghost energy crazily, so much that it condensed into a solid liquid.

Even though he hadn't eaten a single bite, he already believed everything Lu Wenwu had just said.

He even felt that Lu Wenwu was too modest.

You call this "not bad"?

Brother! My dear brother!

You are simply the god of egg-filled pancakes!

If what you have can only be considered "okay", then all the other people selling egg-filled pancakes should be sent to the eighteenth level of hell and stay there for a hundred or eighty years!

If the Queen Mother Hou Tu could send out an incarnation, she would be confused!

“Smells good! It smells good!”

Someone among the ghosts gathered outside the door suddenly shouted this.

“It smells so good!”

"I can't stand it anymore! I'm so hungry! I want something to eat!"

"Holy crap, how can there be something so fragrant! I can't resist it, my mouth is watering!"

"This thing is wonderful! Wonderful!"

“It’s so fragrant!”

"I now feel that the food at Yinxianglou is complete and utter garbage! The worst of the worst!"

"This is definitely not an ordinary spiritual chef. I've eaten spiritual food before, and it's never as delicious as this!"

"Can you afford spiritual food? 66666, Brother Fu v50."

“.”

In an instant, similar sounds burst out from the mouths of all the ghosts who were watching this close-up live broadcast, and the scene became a mess.

Even the filtered microphones used for live broadcast cameras couldn't filter out the noisy shouting.

Now the entire underworld is listening to the old ghosts on the scene frantically shouting "It smells good" and "They're hungry."

They looked like a group of starving ghosts.

Long before the first batch of egg-filled pancakes came out of the oven, the unified examination for ghost officials had already ended. The fragrance wafted for ten miles around the examination tomb, which was surrounded by a large number of ghosts.

At the same time, following the severe traffic jam in Yanluo District yesterday, traffic in the entire Zhuanlun District was also paralyzed.

Wuchang Street and Niuma Street, the two main streets, were completely blocked and filled with ghosts who came to smell the fragrance.

Compared with this, the Capital West Railway Station during the Spring Festival travel rush is nothing.

What's even more terrifying is that more ghosts are rushing here in an endless stream because they have watched the live broadcast. They all want to smell for themselves how tempting the fragrance is that can drive countless ghosts present crazy.

It would be even better if I could have a bite!

Such a dense accumulation of ghosts would probably cause a disaster if the ghosts were not able to effectively avoid being trampled due to their own racial advantages.

Even so, the Gui An stationed in the wheel area have also been mobilized to try to maintain discipline on the scene.

What?

You ask why it is not terminated?

Why terminate?

This isn't some malicious incident.

The director of the Underworld TV station looked at the wildly rising ratings and was so happy that he almost fainted three times. He sent eleven waves of photography reinforcements to the test site in the wheel area, striving to not miss any blind spot in Lu Wenwu's cooking process.

Finally, under the watchful eyes of the entire underworld, a batch of egg-filled pancakes came freshly out of the oven.

It was just the simplest white cake, with nothing added, but the yellow-haired ghost couldn't help but reach out to take it.

Lu Wenwu immediately hit him on the head, and almost broke his ghost body.

How can you eat something that is not yet finished?

Wouldn’t it be a waste of your cooking skills if you eat this?

Lu Wenwu skillfully brushed the stuffed pancake with sauce, added sausage and vegetables, and then handed it to the yellow-haired ghost.

"Okay, let's eat."

He couldn't help himself just by hearing that wonderful "click" sound.

Now that he finally got permission, he didn't even care about the weakness of his ghost body and the hotness of the freshly baked stuffed pancake. He bit off half of it in one bite, chewed it hard in his mouth, and swallowed the entire chapter of stuffed pancake in just two bites.

The next moment, the yellow-haired ghost suddenly knelt down on the ground with tears streaming down his face. He kowtowed to Lu Wenwu nine times in front of all the ghosts in the underworld, making a loud clanging sound.

This scene completely confused Lu Wenwu, and he immediately reached out to help him.

The yellow-haired ghost shook off Lu Wenwu's support and said sincerely, "I've been wandering for half my life, never finding a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I'd like to be your adoptive father! I only ask that you give me an egg pancake every day!"

(End of this chapter)