Chapter 122 Interviewer Listens (6k)

Lu Wenwu stood in front of the huge divine beast and habitually opened his Eye of Insight.

【Listen (E)】：1/1

Current Status: Curious

Lu Wenwu: “???”

Wait a minute?

What's going on with this weird data?

This guy is actually Di Ting?

And it is the true body of Di Ting?

Lu Wenwu rubbed his eyes and opened the Eye of Insight to Di Ting again.

【獬豸（A＋）】：0.001/0.001

Current Status: Angry

Before Lu Wenwu could do anything else, in about two seconds, the refreshed data changed again.

【Bai Ze】: Infinite number/Infinite number

Current state: Calm and composed

Okay, okay, you’re just teasing your brother, right?

The scanned data changed three times in a row, each time more outrageous than the last. Even if Lu Wenwu was in an abnormal mental state, he still reacted.

This is Di Ting making fun of himself.

Seeing that the examiner had no intention of speaking, Lu Wenwu simply turned off his Eye of Insight and moved a chair from the back to sit down.

Sitting face to face with Di Ting, the man and the beast stared at each other.

They stared at each other for five minutes.

Seeing that the other party had no intention of speaking, Lu Wenwu simply took out an egg-filled pancake that he had made in the evening and put in his backpack and started eating it.

Suddenly, the entire interview hall was filled with fragrance.

Listening to Lu Wenwu's unreserved "crunch, crunch" sound of eating the cake, Di Ting's big nose twitched and he finally couldn't bear it anymore.

A voice composed entirely of mental fluctuations rang out: "I want to eat too. Can you give me one?"

"Sure." Lu Wenwu casually took out another one, "But you have to exchange it for 5,000 spirit coins or something else. After all, I don't know you well."

"How about this?"

Before he finished speaking, a ray of golden light floated down from Di Ting's body, and as if it had a navigation system, it floated accurately in front of Lu Wenwu.

Looking closely, it seemed to be a strand of crystal clear white animal hair, and the outer layer seemed to be coated with a layer of dazzling gold film.

Just by getting closer, you can feel the waves of comfort and peace of mind coming from it.

Lu Wenwu didn't take it, but asked, "What is this?"

"This is a strand of animal hair growing from my forehead," Di Ting replied. "My hair is imbued with nine kinds of energy: spiritual energy, divine energy, blessing, wealth, sharpness, luck, vigor, strength, and courage."

"If my animal hair is refined into a talisman, it can ward off evil, dispel disasters, bring blessings, and protect the body. If combined with certain techniques to activate the Buddha's power within, it can bring prosperity to the family and longevity to the foundation of the business."

"Some practitioners have visited the underworld and offered large sums of money to me in exchange for it. They believe that children wearing my fur will thrive and become sincere, virtuous, wise, enlightened, awakened, and long-lived. Adults wearing it will have their wishes fulfilled and enjoy great fortune."

"Chicken tonight?" Lu Wenwu added casually.

Di Ting's gaze turned to the egg-filled pancake in his hand and asked, "Haven't you already eaten it? An egg is still a chicken."

Um?

It’s true.

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment, took out a ready-made egg-filled pancake, removed the sausage inside, and handed it over.

Di Ting arched his back like a dog and stretched hard.

In a burst of light, the huge divine beast kept shrinking, and after the left hindquarters it became as big as an ordinary puppy. Then it used its spiritual power to control the egg-filled pancake to fly to the front and began to enjoy it.

Lu Wenwu took the strand of animal hair floating in the air and held it in his hand.

Without any force, a gentle, soothing force quietly spread, instantly making him feel physically and mentally happy.

The Eye of Insight opened, and Lu Wenwu looked at his hand while eating the cake.

【Dingting's Pure Corner Protector】: ??? / ???

[Current Status]: Blessings from the rules, spirit, spirit, fortune, wealth, sharpness, luck, vigor, strength, backbone, warding off evil, eliminating disasters, bringing blessings, protection, good luck.

The series of buffs immediately blinded Lu Wenwu's eyes.

So this strand of animal hair was plucked from around the horn on Di Ting's forehead?

If I use the Heaven-Swallowing and Earth-Eating technique to refine this strand of animal hair, can...

"I advise you not to do this."

Just when Lu Wenwu suddenly had an idea, Di Ting, who was enjoying the delicious stuffed pancake, suddenly looked up and said.

"With your current strength, there's no way you could possibly withstand a strand of animal hair I voluntarily shed. Although the power contained within isn't huge, it involves something you can't currently comprehend."

"Then what's the use of this?" Lu Wenwu rubbed it lightly in his palm. "It can't really be just for good luck, right?"

Di Ting finished the last bite of the pancake and wagged his tail in satisfaction: "Give me another egg-filled pancake and I'll help you solve this problem. You can see the effect directly."

"good."

Lu Wenwu took out another one.

When he was about to take out the sausage, Di Ting spoke again: "Don't take it away, put the one back for me too."

Lu Wenwu will try his best to meet the diners' requests.

However, he had some doubts: "As a companion of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the legendary divine beast Di Ting, who possesses a profound understanding of Buddhism, do you also eat meat? I thought you would fast like the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas."

Di Ting ate with a humming sound and replied with spiritual energy, "Before attaining enlightenment, I was a dog. Dogs eat meat. This is natural and in accordance with the cycle of heaven and earth. Why should I fast?"

“That makes sense.”

Lu Wenwu took out a handful of dog biscuits, which Maomao usually used as snacks.

"Then why don't you try this?"

Di Ting took a sniff and shook his head in disgust: "It's extremely crude and unfit for human consumption."

"You're quite picky about food." Lu Wenwu curled his lips. "So, how are you going to use this strand of hair for me?"

"It's simple. Use this, the crystallization of the power of the rural gods in other universes."

Di Ting raised his paw slightly while eating.

Lu Wenwu only felt that the life and death talisman hanging around his neck suddenly floated up out of thin air, and the chain he was wearing was untied, and it and the wisp of light golden animal hair were suspended in the air.

"Although it is a lewd ritual in the borderland, its power is crude, and its use is full of loopholes, it still has some grasp of the basics of life and death. This thing can be used to some extent." Di Ting commented.

Lu Wenwu said nothing.

proud!

Too arrogant!

You are right, but this is the top beast from both the underworld and Buddhism!

The Dimensional Demon God of Life and Death must have cried out of anger at this evaluation.

After all, he is a dimensional demon god!

It is much stronger than those ordinary divine beings who reluctantly call themselves gods - such as a certain shield machine god. The Demon of Life and Death is at least an extremely powerful cosmic life form.

However, after Di Ting said this, the Demon of Life and Death seemed like some shameful little god from a cult, or the kind that could be wiped out by a county town's urban management duty team at any time.

Di Ting stretched his head and tapped the talisman of life and death with the horn on his head.

The white animal fur with golden light spread out like blooming flowers, wrapping the talisman of life and death inside it, and slowly converged towards the center.

In just a moment, the entire interview hall was filled with light and golden lotus emerged from the ground.

It seems as if there are thousands of dead souls chanting and countless Buddhas reciting.

When Lu Wenwu wanted to take a closer look at what was happening, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the sky suddenly disappeared without a trace.

The interview hall was still the same interview hall, as if nothing had ever happened.

An exquisite amber-like talisman automatically flew into Lu Wenwu's collar, and the crystal clear thin chain was tied into a beautiful and strong knot.

Lu Wenwu ate the last bite of the stuffed pancake in his hand, put away the oil paper bag, wiped his hands, took out the upgraded life and death talisman from his clothes, and held it in his hand.

The basic structure of the talisman has not changed.

But behind the talisman, there was a small "卍" character emitting a faint golden color.

This logo is very Buddhist.

I can only say that it is worthy of being the spiritual pet raised by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Of course, if this "卍" character is flipped and rotated at some angles, it will have some more special effects.

For example, forcefully going to Yau or something

I wonder what’s happening to that failed art student in the Western Hell now.

[Name: Life and Death Talisman]

【Quality: Legend】

[Type: Special Equipment]

[Introduction: This precious item, bestowed upon believers and benefactors by the Dimensional Demon God of Life and Death, contains a trace of his divine power. Blessed by the legendary beast Di Ting, it achieves even more incredible effects. After binding and wearing it around the neck, it grants a judgment upon receiving a fatal attack.]

[Demon God's Blessing: If the result is white, you will be immune to this damage.]

[Divine Listening Blessing: If the result is black, the damage will be divided into three parts within the next three seconds (evenly distributed)]

[Earth's Blessing: Before a disaster strikes, the earth may give you some warnings when it is in a good mood.]

【Note 1: After each judgment, there is a 24-hour cooldown period】

[Note 2: Each judgment has a chance to gain some abilities related to the priesthood of life and death. The probability depends on your favorability with the Dimensional Demon God of Life and Death.]

[Note 3: The highest limit is the [God-ascending] level]

Oh shit!

Create a legendary piece of equipment casually! ?

Brother Di Ting is so powerful, he is worthy of being a top-level divine beast!

When Lu Wenwu saw the properties of the Life and Death Talisman, he was shocked on the spot.

Delayed settlement, absolutely amazing skill.

Dealing 90 damage at once and dealing 30 damage per second within three seconds may seem to have the same total output, but the DPS is worlds apart.

If the recovery ability is strong enough, it will be enough to rely on the amount of milk to withstand this fatal damage.

Negative effects are changed to strong positive gains.

This magical act of corruption is absolutely incredible.

Now Lu Wenwu understood why Di Ting looked down on the Demon God of Life and Death.

If it were him, he would also look down on it.

What kind of rotten fish and shrimp is it that even a blessing comes with a negative curse?

As for the skill [Earth's Blessing], it was obviously exclusive to the European Emperor, so Lu Wenwu didn't care much about it.

Just one [Listen to the Blessing] is enough to make the price of the ticket worth it and a huge profit.

Listen carefully, my friend!

After happily putting away the talisman of life and death, the man and the beast returned to their previous state of staring at each other.

This time, Lu Wenwu looked at the time on the wall clock and took the initiative to ask, "Well, aren't I here for an interview in the underworld? Can you at least ask me something?"

"Oh, I almost forgot if you hadn't mentioned it." Di Ting swung his tail and asked with his head tilted, "Are you a good person?"

"What kind of a question is that?" Lu Wenwu's expression suddenly turned strange. "I think I'm at least half a good person, right? After all, on Blue Star, I'm still a progressive young man of the new era who abides by the law, upholds the Five Good Conducts and Four Virtues, and respects the elderly and loves the young."

Di Ting ignored Lu Wenwu, but pried up a few floor tiles with his claws, revealing the black underworld below.

Then, its whole body fell to the ground, with one ear pressed tightly against the ground.

"Oh earth, please tell me, is this human being in front of me a good person?"

About a second later, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt the life and death talisman on his chest vibrate and become slightly hot.

A faint voice, neither male nor female, said, "He might be a good man, but it's unlikely he is. He could be a good man, but he's not completely good."

This is probably because Di Ting is right in front of him, and the person being described is Lu Wenwu himself.

So Lu Wenwu could barely hear the echo of the earth.

That's the way of speaking.

Why is Nolino angry?

You understand contradictory literature.

"The Earth told me that your attribute is Chaotic Neutral. No wonder you were sent here." Di Ting was still lying on the ground. "Earth, oh earth, please tell me, how good is this human in front of me at cooking egg-filled pancakes?"

The disembodied voice suddenly came again: "1111111111111"

Lu Wenwu really couldn't hold it in this time.

no?

Aren’t you, the earth, too indecent?

What? You want to send me hellfire?

How has such an abstract Earth Listening been able to communicate with it for so many years?

"You seem to have heard the earth's response through my power, but it bothers you." Di Ting said this seriously. "The earth's response is different for every creature, and it's conveyed using the communication method you're most accustomed to. So, please don't misunderstand it."

Lu Wenwu: “.”

Good, good, the abstraction is actually me.

Di Ting still did not stand up, but asked a third question: "Oh, earth, please tell me, what is going on in the mind of this person all day long?"

The earth's voice was just as indistinguishable as before, its tone flat and indistinct: "Go to the kitchen and make some egg-filled pancakes to increase the purity. Make more egg-filled pancakes to increase the purity. When the high-speed machinery enters the Shenzhou realm, the sound of ...

This time, Lu Wenwu was very sure that he had definitely heard something very strange.

He looked at the divine beast Di Ting, who had finally stood up, re-laid the floor tiles, and returned to his original size, lying comfortably.

"Did we both just hear the same thing? Why was Dadi's last words garbled?"

Di Ting nonchalantly laid his head down, found a comfortable position, and replied with his mind: "It's not that the earth's response is garbled, it's that your own thoughts are confused, disordered, and meaningless when combined."

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and said seriously, "I suspect you're calling me a psychopath, but I have no evidence."

"I didn't," Di Ting flatly denied. "Your mind is simply too scattered. It's very common. Many practitioners of the ancient methods become like you during their practice, or even worse."

"Really?" Lu Wenwu was a little suspicious.

"I, Di Ting, am the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. How could I deceive you?" Di Ting glanced up at him, then lay back down. "If there's nothing else, just go back and wait for notification."

Lu Wenwu didn't move and continued to ask, "Have I calculated this?"

"Of course, egg-filled pancakes are delicious. I love them, so you can consider your job for the next period of time." Di Ting said openly, "Three adults are very fond of you."

"Three?" Lu Wenwu continued to ask, "Excuse me, could you please tell me who they are?"

"You have too many questions. Ask them next time."

Di Ting blew out a breath suddenly, and rolled Lu Wenwu out of the interview hall.

By the time his feet landed on the underworld, he had already returned to the courtyard of Hei Jiubawu and Bai Eryiyi.

The Black and White Impermanence, who were just about to go to work, looked shocked.

After Lu Wenwu left, Di Ting laughed softly.

He took out a strange booklet from somewhere and wrote a comment behind Lu Wenwu's name.

"He has great potential, but his mental state is very different from that of an average person. He is not recommended for group missions. His egg-filled pancakes are incredibly delicious and truly a rare treat."

Afterwards, a strange spiritual fluctuation emanated from its body, and it suddenly transformed into thousands of forms, creating countless projections of itself, while interviewing hundreds of ghosts at the same time.

Although Di Ting did not question these ghosts in person, he was much more formal than when he was questioning Lu Wenwu just now. He asked some serious questions and there was no small talk.

It's less ghostly and more mechanical and cold.

Just as Di Ting said, Lu Wenwu passed the interview without any problems.

Once again, I marvel at the speed of the underworld.

The exam is held the day before and the results are available the next day.

On the third day, he was supposed to take a physical examination and submit an application form for the intended position.

However.

The underworld does not have any medical examination equipment for living people, and he cannot use the ones used by ghosts.

The old guys in the Ghost Resources Department decided to cancel this item and put the burden directly on the employers, letting them solve the problem themselves when the time comes.

He just had a dream, and the descendants above were too troublesome.

Let’s wait until the sedimentation period is over!

Also, a certain department once recruited a person with a pure yang body who was born in a yang year, a yang month, a yang day, and a yang hour in the solar calendar.

result

Who would have thought that the yang energy in this guy was so strong that even after death, his yang energy was stronger than that of an ordinary living person.

On his first day at work, he just politely shook hands with his colleagues one by one and did nothing else.

As a result, the large amount of buffs on his body took effect on the spot, directly purifying and liberating a weak colleague in the department.

Originally he was wondering if there would be any problems with his time travel, but fortunately no accidents occurred and everything continued as usual.

Lu Wenwu's main application for Gui An and three other part-time jobs were miraculously approved.

The moment he saw the public document, Hei Jiubawu exclaimed that it was impossible.

Bai Eryiyi was even more convinced that there was a big background behind Lu Wenwu.

Although theoretically there is a main job, it is feasible to work part-time in the other three departments.

But so far, there is only one case like Lu Wenwu.

In fact, it was not just Hei Jiubawu who thought this matter was outrageous. Every ghost who saw the announcement thought this matter was extremely outrageous.

Is this man the biological son of King Yama? How can he hold so many jobs at once?

Could it be that he is just a figurehead and drawing a salary without doing any work?

They all wanted to know why a little-known person like Lu Wenwu could hold several positions after passing the underworld exam for the first time.

In response to this, King Yama accepted an interview with the Underworld TV station and specifically clarified the matter to the public, saying that everything was fair and just, and there was absolutely no fraud.

Due to the good reputation that King Yama had accumulated over the years, the ghosts in the underworld easily accepted this result.

In fact, this is true.

Lu Wenwu took the written test based on his own ability, and the specific score was not released. The people at the Ghost Power Security Bureau still couldn't believe that a human being could get close to a full score.

This score is really shocking.

They are currently trying to find some loopholes and see if they can find a way to deduct some points from Lu Wenwu.

The group of experts responsible for making the test papers are still reviewing what went wrong.

As for the interview, Dadi and Di Ting both agreed that Lu Wenwu was fine, so what else is there to say?

You are definitely a legitimate person, let’s get started!

P.S.: I never expected to actually write such an original and high-quality book! This can barely be considered a successful transformation, right? Speaking of which, my initial goal for this book was only a few thousand. I exceeded that goal, so congratulations!

(End of this chapter)