"Since you've seen the Tathagata, why not bow?"
Inside the dungeon, Lu Wenwu frowned, shielding everyone in front of him as he looked at the fat man with bumps all over his head, ...
Chapter 216: My stuffed pancake is not tasty?
Early morning, the imperial capital.
Lu Wenwu took Maomao out to set up a stall to sell stuffed pancakes.
This is his unique way of relieving stress.
Watching diners rushing to buy and devouring his stuffed pancakes gave Lu Wenwu a comfortable sense of relief.
As a part-time snack stall owner, how much I sell each time is completely random.
Lu Wenwu didn't prepare much today.
It's just past eight o'clock and the pancake reserves have been used up.
Countless gourmets who came after hearing the news were greatly disappointed and could only leave with shame, even though they were unwilling to do so.
Everyone knows that Wu Ge sets up the stall just for fun.
Even if you pay more, it doesn't work.
As for causing trouble?
Ever since the fifth brother slapped a B+ level player away with a slap, no one dared to come here to cause trouble for a long time.
But maybe today is an exception.
When Lu Wenwu was packing his things, a somewhat unreal and inexplicable voice suddenly sounded in his heart.
"Collapse, retreat, sell, escape"
What?
Lu Wenwu was suddenly stunned?
Who's talking to buddy?
This voice sounds a little familiar.
The voice continued to talk to itself.
"Collapse, retreat, sell, escape"
"Collapse, retreat, sell, escape"
After repeating this three times, the vague and illusory voice disappeared as if it had never existed.
Lu Wenwu stopped what he was doing and thought carefully for a moment.
This sound seems to be... the earth?
Is this the blessing of listening on the talisman of life and death being triggered?
Is the earth reminding me that a crisis is coming?
Lu Wenwu opened the Eye of Insight without leaving any trace and pretended to stretch.
He quickly scanned in front of him and actually found some results.
【Guo Xianglong (S+)】:88 0000/88 0000
【Cultivation】: Eighth level of foundational skills
Current Status: Causal Cut, Disguise, Suppressed, Killing Intent, Space Seal
[Analysis]: Unknown source, currently being suppressed by the Imperial Capital Safe Zone formation, all attributes reduced
Guo Xianglong is now eating an egg-filled pancake in a disjointed manner. It looks like he is completing some mechanical task, and he does not have the same enjoyment as other diners.
A guy at the peak of S+?
Lu Wenwu felt a little surprised.
It’s not because the other party is an S+ peak strongman and is full of murderous intentions towards him.
This is mainly because
Guo Xianglong didn't seem to like the egg-filled pancakes he made.
This made Lu Wenwu very puzzled.
He put down the work in his hands, washed his hands, and walked straight towards the other party.
In a place where no one could see, Maomao had quietly transformed into a flame pattern and merged with him.
"Why, buddy, the cake doesn't taste good?"
Coming in front of Guo Xianglong, Lu Wenwu asked sincerely.
"Um?"
As if he had not expected this kind of development, Guo Xianglong, who had been tense all the time, shuddered all over and was stunned for a moment.
I came here to assassinate and spy on you, and you asked me if the cakes you made were delicious?
How do I know if it tastes good?
In order not to be distracted by something, I even blocked my sense of taste and smell.
After concentrating his attention a little and taking a sip carefully, Guo Xianglong fell silent.
I have to admit, it is indeed very delicious.
but.
How could he possibly admit such a thing!
This is the person who killed his best friend!
Guo Xianglong glanced at him and said coldly, "It tastes terrible."
"Hateful?"
Lu Wenwu was puzzled and remained silent for a while.
Everyone has their own taste, and it is impossible to make everyone like your food. As a chef, he has long known this.
Just like Beijing roast duck, it is generally not well-received by southern diners.
Roast goose restaurants, which are everywhere in Guangdong, have never been able to gain popularity in the north.
It's the same principle.
However, even if the cakes I make myself are not to some people's taste, they are at most mediocre and average, and should not be to the point of being unpalatable, right?
Eggs, carbohydrates, animal fats, salty and fresh sauces, and grilling.
When these five things are combined together, it is difficult for the food to become unpalatable unless the cooking process is too outrageous.
At least for someone who looks like an Asian and was born in China, it shouldn't be that unpalatable.
Frowning and pondering for a long time without any result, Lu Wenwu asked in confusion: "What exactly is it that is bad? Can you tell me? If you point it out, I can improve it next time."
This time it was Guo Xianglong's turn to remain silent.
How the hell do I know what's bad about it? I just said it casually because I'm annoyed with you.
Even if you force him to choose, he won't be able to pick one!
"It's okay, just tell me, buddy. Fifth Brother is a very humble person."
Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, the gourmet who also came to eat cakes spoke.
With Lu Wenwu's casual way of setting up the stall, the people who can come and eat the cakes are mostly those who are lucky and have both money and free time.
Some of these people have been eating at Lu Wenwu's place for several years and are familiar with his temperament and character. They often joke around with him and make funny remarks.
Another person nodded in agreement, "Yeah, don't be fooled by the fact that Fifth Brother is tall and strong, and can punch a transcendent into a wall, but he's actually a very easygoing person."
"Yeah, man, if you feel there's a problem, just say it. Why are you hiding it?"
"That's right, I'm curious what you think is wrong with Fifth Brother's stuffed pancake. Honestly, this is the best thing I've ever eaten."
"Besides, Fifth Brother only sells a pancake for five yuan! Five yuan! Look around the streets of this capital, where can you find an egg-filled pancake for five yuan? The cheapest ones are only seven or eight yuan!"
"One look at Ding Zhen and I can tell he's pure charity!"
“.”
In just a few minutes, a group of people gathered around.
Everyone spoke one after another, and a lively discussion began.
This topic is so rare. It's the first time someone says that the egg-filled pancakes made by the fifth brother are not delicious. This is enough to make tabloid news!
However, today's stupid young people rarely stick to one topic throughout the whole conversation, and the topic often goes off track while they are chatting.
From egg-filled pancakes to the current state of life for young people, the conversation then shifted to international political formations. Then, somehow, the conversation got back to that long-running MOBA game that introduced a massive 10v10 twenty-player team battle mode.
In the end, the group who were originally talking about egg-filled pancakes turned into group friends making friends offline, and made an appointment to go to the team recruitment site for playing games together.
Soon, the stall that was originally crowded with people became deserted, and a group of people left arm in arm.
But there was still a small group of people who stayed because they were too curious.
They wanted to know why Guo Xianglong said that Wu Ge’s stuffed pancakes were not tasty, and acted as “war correspondents”, responsible for reporting the final results back to the group to satisfy everyone’s curiosity.
And Guo Xianglong is at the center of the vortex.
He was still sweating.
Lu Wenwu had already asked him twice more.
But he still couldn't say anything.
He deliberately wanted to find some problems that didn't exist at all and find fault with everything.
But whenever he recalled the taste in his mouth just now, he felt it difficult to speak out and discredit it, as if it was a betrayal of his own soul and an unforgivable crime.
"So, you said the cakes I made were not tasty, and I sincerely asked for your advice on how to improve them, but you couldn't tell me what was wrong with them, right?" Lu Wenwu's expression gradually changed from serious to calm, and he asked lightly.
Guo Xianglong stubbornly said, "If it's not delicious, it's not delicious. Why are there so many reasons? What? Your cake can't be said? Do I have to say it's delicious?"
"That's not the case." Lu Wenwu shook his head slightly, "But your evasive eyes tell me that you are lying. You are just like Lu Da."
"Ruda?"
Guo Xianglong was stunned and didn't react for a moment.
"Water Margin, Lu Zhijie punches Zhen Guanxi."
Lu Wenwu looked at him deeply, then reached out and patted him on the shoulder.
"I think you're here to cause trouble on purpose. Where are you from that you're looking for trouble with me? If your own business isn't doing well, I can teach you a lesson."
"Are you deliberately looking for trouble? No, you misunderstood. I just..."
"puff!"
Halfway through his words, Guo Xianglong felt a chill in his chest and abdomen, and a large amount of sticky liquid kept rising in his throat.
He subconsciously looked down and saw that Lu Wenwu's right arm had pierced through his body at some point, piercing the entire left side of his chest, including his heart, lungs, and ribs.
“Hehe.”
Guo Xianglong tried hard to say something, but mouthfuls of blood kept gushing out.
The strength in his body was constantly dissipating, and his magic power was being devoured by a strange force. A cold flame had completely destroyed his meridians and burned his dantian to pieces.
At this time, he no longer had the blessing of his cultivation, and his body was aging at a speed visible to the naked eye.
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!”
"Fuck!"
"Fifth brother, you!"
"Fifth Brother Killed Someone"
Lu Wenwu didn't explain, but just waved his hand and sent them far away.
This is a superficial application of the power of space. It does not count as space teleportation. It just uses the power of space to send these diners farther away. It is not difficult for Lu Wenwu now.
Guo Xianglong's already dim eyes trembled as he looked at Lu Wenwu.
He was very confused.
I just said that the egg-filled pancakes you made were not tasty, and you want to kill me?
Even if I really came here to cause trouble, would you attack me in the street just because we have a disagreement?
Your reputation, your fame, your social status, don't all of these matter?
If Lu Wenwu could hear his inner voice, he would immediately nod and highly approve of Guo Xianglong's idea.
Yes, it doesn't matter.
But it’s important to know whether my egg-filled pancake is really bad.
[You gained 100 free attribute points]
"Swish."
Lu Wenwu pulled his hand out of Guo Xianglong's body, which had already turned into a mummy.
There wasn't even a speck of blood on it.
The demon's spear greedily devoured the blood and became sharper as it was polished.
The last fragile mage who dared to get so close to Lu Wenwu was the evil Taoist priest in the [Eternal Dream] dungeon.
At that time, Lu Wenwu did not have much experience in sneak attacks and was almost seriously injured by the opponent's dying counterattack.
Now, the grass on the evil old Taoist's grave is half a meter high.
At that time, Lu Wenwu secretly made up his mind that he would be able to use it next time!
As expected, after in-depth review and practice of the sneak attack technique, he has now mastered it quite well.
Just like that, he killed Guo Xianglong, who was also a fragile mage, in the first encounter, without giving his opponent a chance to fight back or struggle.
It's a pity that the other party seemed to have put everything in his personal backpack, and we were unable to seize some powerful equipment. This is still a very regrettable thing.
Lu Wenwu put his mobile stuffed pancake stall back to Lingtian Cave and looked around.
"Actually, I'm a pretty kind person. I don't like things involving violence. I just like making egg-filled pancakes."
"But you guys keep harassing me."
"Not only have you been preventing me from making pancakes, but now you're insulting me by saying my pancakes are not tasty?"
"Then I'll just have to beat you into pieces!"
Suddenly, four murderous intentions appeared at the same time, and the terrifying waves submerged Lu Wenwu's body in an instant.
The violent explosion sent the entire street into the sky, but it was unexpectedly confined to an extremely small area.
This obvious fluctuation instantly triggered the alarm system of the imperial capital formation.
Several players who were patrolling the surrounding area heard the news and rushed over here.
"Colantono, is he dead?"
A figure emerged from the air, with an extremely heavy expression on his face.
Although they had prepared to die before coming, he really didn't expect that the end of his first comrade would be so sad.
Lu Wenwu is too cruel. He starts fighting as soon as he disagrees with someone.
Perhaps only someone with such a decisive character and extraordinary talent can be called a genius.
Their original plan was for Guo Xianglong, who appeared first, to completely trap Lu Wenwu in place at the cost of burning himself, and the others would then attack together, overwhelm him with the most powerful attack, and completely wipe him out.
If the first round of attack fails to work, directly activate the secret method of burning soul, use the strongest attack to hold it back, and assist the supreme elder who has ascended to the god level to kill it here.
In order to ensure that this operation is foolproof, one of the two supreme elders has already burned his life and used an ability called "Death Arena".
This arena cannot be opened unless everyone inside is dead.
It is not absolutely true, but at least no one can do it on the current Blue Planet.
In this arena of death, where the life and soul of a god-level terrestrial immortal were sacrificed, perhaps only a true immortal could break it with violence.
Now, even if Lu Wenwu survived the first wave of attacks, he would still have to face the combined efforts of four top S-rank warriors and the siege of a land immortal.
This is a deadly situation with no chance of survival.
Colantono, the son of the former great elder, is absolutely confident that no matter how talented the other party is, there is no possibility of escape.
With deliberate planning and unintentional actions, coupled with the fact that they had just left the dungeon and had not yet recovered their peak combat strength, and were led by strong men of more than two major ranks!
Colantono didn't believe that Lu Wenwu could still be alive under such circumstances!
(End of this chapter)