Chapter 369 Then let me ask you, are you a man or a woman?

Maomao: “???”

Xiaobao: “.”

Lu Wenwu: Stare.

The little kitten rolled its eyes expressionlessly, gave its owner a look of disgust as if he was looking at a fool, and then stood up silently.

After turning around, she lay down again with her hands in her pockets, facing Lu Wenwu with her butt.

The big furry tail stood up and swung from side to side in dissatisfaction, making someone's nose itchy and making him want to sneeze.

Unable to resist the temptation, Lu Wenwu grabbed the cat's tail and stroked it a few times with his hand.

According to the analysis given by the Eye of True Vision, Xiaobao's attributes are as normal as can be.

【Xiaobao (E)】：300/300

【Cultivation】: None

Current Status: Unhappy, about to get angry

[Analysis]: The cat raised by the invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex god Lu Wenwu was bored with his owner's words and actions, and was on the verge of getting angry because his tail was pinched.

It looks like an ordinary little cat, nothing special at all.

but

It is because the analysis data is too normal, so this is the biggest abnormality.

In order to avoid being rewarded with three "red silks" by the cat's claws, Lu Wenwu consciously let go of his evil hand and started stroking the other party's fur again.

"As one of the oldest players, you've probably experienced many parallel Earths and Blue Planets, right? Have you ever paid attention to the literature from these parallel worlds?"

"In some parallel universe, you have a fellow countryman named AK Oh, who is JK Rowling's and wrote a book called Harry Potter."

"Among the protagonists in the film, Ron Weasley has a pet mouse named Scabbers. He looks ordinary, but he has lived for many, many years, long exceeding the maximum lifespan of a mouse."

"It wasn't until the third book, Prisoner of Azkaban, that Scabbers' true identity was revealed. He was an illegal Armanigus called Peter Pettigrew, who had been able to survive so long because he was a mouse."

Having said that, Lu Wenwu smiled and stopped what he was doing.

For a moment, he felt the kitten's soft body under his palm suddenly stiffen.

Just for a moment, less than a split second.

"Well, before I knew it, we've been living together for many years, so long that many of the chickens I raise in the Dragon Mansion have become extraordinary creatures due to the infiltration of spiritual energy."

"From the first time we met on a rainy night until today, your appearance and physical data have never changed, my little baby."

Since the end of the world, the spiritual energy between heaven and earth has revived, and the concentration of spiritual energy has experienced a surge.

Undoubtedly, this is a golden age for spiritual practice.

Even if not all creatures have reached the transcendent level and all wild animals have not yet transformed into monsters, the physical fitness of all creatures has made great progress compared to before the end of the world.

At least, the lifespan will be slightly longer.

A long life span does not mean that the life cycle will change, nor does it mean that the process of youth and adulthood will be prolonged.

The time is too short, and the species transformation cannot reach that level - unless it enters the extraordinary realm.

When Lu Wenwu and Xiaobao first met, the other party was already in the form of an adult cat.

Now, ten years have passed, and the other party is still the same as before.

Live a comfortable life of eating, drinking, playing, sleeping and beating dogs all day long.

This is the biggest doubt.

Normal cats at this age have become old grandfather cats or old grandmother kittens.

On ordinary days, let alone fighting with a big demon that is close to ascending to heaven and inheriting the legacy of a god, even getting on the bed and walking in the aisle is a bit difficult.

And Xiaobao.

I can only say that the light red plum blossom-shaped marks on Lu Wenwu's arms are still very beautiful. At first glance, he looks very strong and full of energy.

At the dinner table, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Maomao lay on the ground with his head down, as if he was asleep, with his two paws on his head pretending to be dead.

Lu Wenwu casually stroked the soft and smooth hair on Xiaobao's back and smiled quietly.

And Xiaobao is a cat.

silence.

Continuous silence.

Only the tail, which gradually increases in strength, can express the kitten's inner irritability and unhappiness.

As we all know, cats and their tails have a parasitic relationship.

This is really hard to control.

After about three minutes, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt an inexplicable power slowly dissipating from Xiaobao.

The Eye of True Vision suddenly began to run wildly, and the violent speed even caused some white steam to emerge from his scalp. A large amount of information rushed past his eyes.

The previously unremarkable panel was also slowly covered.

Instead, there was a bunch of brand new data that Lu Wenwu had never seen before.

[Xiaobao/Lanbulu (S+)]: 2300 0000/2300 0000 (×9)

[Cultivation]: Pseudo-God-level 1

Current Status: Nine-Life Heavenly Demon, Gengxin Power, Embryonic Domain, Unhappy, Embarrassed, Irritable, Relieved

[Analysis]: A cat demon who reached the god level after comprehending the laws without undergoing baptism and transformation. He is the only first-generation guardian of Shenzhou in the world and is respected as Master Lan.

Tsundere little kitty.

Lu Wenwu's smile became even more intense when he saw the real data.

Even if you admit it, you have to admit it in this way. There is probably no hope if you say it in person.

only

Lu Wenwu looked down at Maomao, who was pretending to be dead by his feet, covering his head and lowering his presence. He raised his leg and gently kicked it, scolding it with a smile: "You little bastard, you knew it a long time ago, right? You kept it from me all this time?"

Maomao raised his head aggrievedly: "Woo woo, Master, Maomao doesn't want to do that either!"

"Don't blame Maomao."

A clear and heroic voice sounded.

Lu Wenwu turned his head and saw a flash of bright yellow light before his eyes.

In the blink of an eye, the little kitten in front of me disappeared.

Instead, there was a little blond boy sitting at the dining table.

It looked to be about ten years old, not very tall, wearing a navy blue plush one-piece pajamas, with its legs dangling on the edge of the table.

There is a little baby fat on the pretty face, and the pair of golden vertical pupils make people think of cats at first glance.

"It cannot speak because of my contract."

Master Lan, or Xiao Bao, looked unhappy, but still spoke calmly.

The cat ears standing upright among the golden hair twitched, and he looked full of irritability.

Lu Wenwu suddenly found it funny and reached out to touch it.

Before his hand even reached out, he was hit immediately.

It was so fast that even with his dynamic vision he couldn't see the specific process clearly. He could only see a blurry shadow hitting him with a hand.

Probably Shadowless Meowth Fist·Human Form.

"Get lost! You have no idea how to respect the elderly and love the young! Show some respect to your protector! I'm older than your great-grandfather!"

Xiaobao rolled his eyes skillfully and sat on the table with his arms folded.

"I'm anxious."

Lu Wenwu looked at Maomao, pointed his right thumb towards Xiaobao, and squinted his eyes with a smile.

"Someone. Oh, that's not what a certain cat said when it was pretending to be stupid and enjoying my superb cat massage skills. Your snoring. Ahem."

Halfway through his words, his voice gradually faded away.

Although Xiaobao on the table was also smiling, this smile was creepy and gloomy. His ten fingers were moving in a rhythmic rhythm, and there was a creepy, crunching sound of grinding claws.

Lu Wenwu was tactful enough not to continue the topic.

If he had seen correctly, the sound of claws sharpening should be caused by the friction between the forces of Geng and Xin, probably the product of the law of gold.

It looks like a certain thin-skinned, tsundere little kitty is on the verge of losing her temper.

Xiao Bao took a deep breath, suppressing the thought of rewarding Lu Wenwu with a few Blood Daozi. He asked in a deep voice, "When did you start to doubt me? And what you just said is just speculation, not solid evidence, right? How can you be so sure of my identity?"

"Well, actually, I've had some doubts about this since my first official dungeon run, but I didn't take it seriously at the time," Lu Wenwu said. "After all, it doesn't make sense that a pet cat could dodge a sneak attack from a full-speed Maomao, doesn't it?"

Xiaobao: “.”

Seeing it fall silent, Lu Wenwu continued, "My suspicions officially began during this dungeon. This time, it was a Western fantasy dungeon, and coincidentally, I discovered that the magician's flying broom couldn't even support my weight."

"Then it occurred to me that I hadn't paid much attention to the furniture in our house when I was using it. I was even so relaxed that I didn't really use it much. Under these circumstances, it's doubtful that the bed in the bedroom could withstand the three of us without breaking."

"As you know, my eyes can see a lot of information that ordinary people can't see, so when I woke up this morning, I looked through all the furniture and the house itself, and the result shocked me greatly."

"Considering the original price of these materials, it's unlikely they were distributed by the government. They could only have been specially arranged by some powerful individual. Especially when I saw that the giant cat climbing frame in the living room is made of 'Jianmu' wood."

"It's really hard not to suspect that this has something to do with you, my darling."

Xiaobao fell silent again.

About half a minute later, it asked quietly, "Couldn't someone have known you had a cat and put it here to please him?"

"I considered this possibility, but later in my conversation with the Confucian teacher, I denied it." Lu Wenwu shook his head.

"From the moment Mr. Ru came in, he was very nervous and on edge. It was just like the feeling I had when I was in school, facing the strict dean of studies in his office."

"Based on his strength alone, it's unlikely that he would be in this mental state. Ever since you took Maomao to the Dragon Mansion, he's become much more relaxed. He's just a little reserved, which is normal."

"But this isn't completely conclusive. It's only after combining the information he told me with some of my past memories that I'm completely certain."

"Having a bad temper and enjoying toying with opponents during battle—isn't that just how cats are? Cats can easily catch mice, but they always tease them until they're exhausted before eating them."

"Master Lan is not from Shenzhou, nor is he of the Huaxia ethnic group. He is not even a human. He is a great demon from the British Peninsula who settled in China hundreds of years ago."

"And you, my baby, happen to be a British shorthair blue cat, a pure Englishman."

"One coincidence is a coincidence, but when a bunch of coincidences are added together, it's close to the truth."

Having said that, the excited Lu Wenwu paused for a moment, looked up and observed the expression of the cat-eared boy.

Seeing that the other party didn't really mean to be angry, and just gave him a familiar roll of the eyes in anger, he continued:

"Of course, the most important thing is that I'm the god of the underworld who controls egg pancakes! The egg pancakes I make are top-notch spiritual food that can continuously increase talent and understanding."

"Under these circumstances, you've been eating my egg-filled pancakes for ten years, along with a bunch of other nourishing spiritual foods, spiritual objects, natural treasures, and even specially blended iced blueberry juice, and yet you haven't even shown the slightest sign of transforming into a demon. This is simply outrageous!"

"With so many resources invested, let alone an ordinary pet cat with normal intelligence, even a true ant should be able to achieve a strong cultivation level, right?"

"Plus, you also showed disdain towards that old Fire Demon Kazan. He's a powerful Abyss Lord from the lower layers of the Endless Abyss. Even if he's not at the level of a Demon God, he's at least a third-level Ascension God."

"Even I felt a strong sense of oppression through the holographic projection at that time. An ordinary kitten would have been so scared that its fur stood on end and hid, or even collapsed and had incontinence on the spot. How could it possibly glare at the old Fire Demon?"

"Also, a long time ago, when I came back from a dungeon, all the other houses had exploded, but ours was safe and sound. You looked very tired then. Were you there to help suppress the materialized contaminated area?"

"Thinking carefully, your performance over the past few years has actually been quite obvious, but I just haven't paid attention to these aspects."

indeed.

Xiaobao's presentation of his identity was rather crude.

Although the cat is Lu Wenwu's first cat, as a qualified cat owner, he often surfs the Internet to learn some knowledge about cat raising.

It’s just that I’ve never used it except for the cat-stroking technique.

Xiaobao's IQ is so high that it even crushes Border Collie. Anyone would feel that something is wrong!

besides

What kind of stray cat would stand in the middle of the road with a dog on a rainy day without even getting its fur wet?

If you think about it carefully, there were many unreasonable details in the past that Lu Wenwu himself had overlooked.

Maybe Xiaobao used a little mental suggestion at that time.

This was not a difficult operation. It was easier to fool Lu Wenwu, who was just a mortal at that time, than to kill an S-level transcendent.

"Well, are you satisfied with my explanation, baby?" Lu Wenwu chuckled, "Or would you rather I call you Grandpa Lan? Grandpa Blue?"

"Get lost! Keep calling me by the name you gave me!"

Xiaobao bared his teeth and slapped Lu Wenwu's dishonest hand again in annoyance.

Lu Wenwu immediately smiled and raised his hands in surrender: "Baby, considering that I have been your poop scooper for so many years, I have a small question. Can you satisfy my curiosity?"

Xiaobao raised his chin proudly, his cat ears trembling: "I'm in a good mood now, so I can say whatever I want."

Lu Wenwu manifested blood dragon scales under his clothes without hesitation, and the "Body Refining Technique of Conquering People with Virtue" was running at high speed, and he even strengthened himself with the "Power of My Thoughts" of the law of making wishes come true.

After doing all this, he asked Xiaobao in front of his puzzled eyes: "Bao, you are obviously a female cat, but why do you transform into a boy and call yourself Master Lan?"

Before he finished speaking, Maomao, who was eating the watermelon, suddenly looked terrified and disappeared in a flash.

(End of this chapter)