Dungeon Brute: I Can See the Status Bar

"Since you've seen the Tathagata, why not bow?"

Inside the dungeon, Lu Wenwu frowned, shielding everyone in front of him as he looked at the fat man with bumps all over his head, ...

Chapter 534 I am just a chef, I don’t have that kind of power

Chapter 534 I am just a chef, I don’t have that kind of power

"Fatty, did Fifth Brother really not teach you how to fight in these three months? I highly doubt it."

He watched as Qian Youcai nimbly moved behind a Red Claw Clan member who had entered the Dao realm, and with a casual move, he cut open the soft membrane connecting the shell under the opponent's head, and finally pulled out the opponent's shrimp thread.

Wang Teng felt that his mood at this moment was very subtle.

Even though he killed enemies faster, more fiercely, more gracefully, and more handsomely than Qian Xiaopang, he always felt that something was wrong.

My fat brother

Oh no, now it’s Zhuang brother.

He shouldn't have undergone any special combat training, right?

But why are his movements in killing the enemies still so clean and neat, even I, who have gone through half a month of hellish training, feel a pleasing beauty of violence!

Is this reasonable!

It was said that I was the one who inherited the battle legacy?

Wang Teng suddenly felt that he had inherited a fake combat heritage.

"My dear brother, I've been either memorizing books or learning to cook these days. Even my rest time is replaced by practice. Aside from eating and going to the bathroom, I haven't rested at all!"

Qian Xiaopang answered without turning his head.

With a flash of the kitchen knife in his right hand, a green-brown shrimp head fell to the ground.

He punched out with his left arm, and the metal-black fist energy turned into a tornado explosion, and with one punch, he blew up another innate realm red claw tribe member that was rushing towards him.

"Bang!"

The broken shells mixed with blue blood flew everywhere, wedging into the bodies of other Red Claw tribe members like blades.

The shells that were supposed to protect them have now become the sharpest weapons.

Maybe this is an alternative kind of original soup and original food.

"How can you be so powerful that you can even defeat a member of the Red Claw Clan in the Heavenly Realm within three moves? Is that reasonable?" Wang Teng's sword energy surged, and he grumbled quietly, "I bet those guys in the elite training camp who are at the same level as you are definitely not as powerful as you."

Fatty Qian muttered, "Maybe I know too much about these ingredients. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to really fight against a warrior. I'm just a professional."

"You have no idea, I did almost nothing else for the past month. I spent all day studying theoretical knowledge. I was almost depressed from memorizing so much. There were endless books to memorize, endless cutting of ingredients, endless deboning, and endless knife skills to practice."

"I feel like I'm an alien biologist now. I can't speak for war beasts, but the body structures of all alien species are firmly engraved in my mind. As long as it appears in front of me, I know how to deal with it at a glance."

"Take the Red Claw Tribe for example. Don't be fooled by its thick carapace. In fact, in my eyes, it's no different from running naked. Its body is full of weak spots."

“Just like this!”

As Qian Xiaopang spoke, he turned around and took out his knife to meet another member of the Red Claw Clan who was in the late stage of the Dao Realm.

Judging from the slightly gorgeous patterns on the other party's body and the equipment he used, he was also the deputy of this large patrol team.

Their status is second only to the Red Claw Clan in the Heavenly Realm, which had just been dealt with by Wang Teng and Qian Xiaopang.

"The Red Claw Tribe resembles lobsters on Earth, with only minor differences in their internal structure. Other aspects are similar, so..."

Before he finished speaking, Qian Xiaopang nimbly pressed down to avoid the opponent's double claw sweep, and quickly flashed behind the opponent with a body movement that was almost like a dragon.

".So, their ability to turn this area on land is very poor."

Qian Xiaopang added the second half of the sentence he hadn't finished, and then the blade of the kitchen knife in his right hand was filled with sword intent and stretched out horizontally.

The sharp cold light cut into the soft armor from bottom to top, as smoothly as a hot knife cutting butter, without any sign of lag at all.

"The back shell and head shell covering the body are connected by soft armor. This part is very fragile. Even a warrior at the Xiantian realm can easily penetrate and cut it open."

Qian Xiaopang's left hand turned into white jade and suddenly stabbed upwards through the wound that had just been cut.

"If I stick my hand in from here, I'll hit the shrimp's brain directly. These creatures with external skeletons don't have a skull to protect them. When I inserted my arm into it, it was already seriously injured. My cultivation level and soul power at the Entry Dao Realm can help it hold on for a while longer."

After pressing down suddenly, he found the right position and then pulled it back with skillful force!

"From a biological perspective, controlling a large body requires rapid neuronal signal transmission, allowing the brain to quickly issue commands and the body to respond."

"To achieve this function, the Red Claw tribe, despite lacking a backbone, managed to evolve a spinal cord, something that should belong to mammals, with a myelin sheath that can serve as an information superhighway."

"It's an evolution, but also a regression."

A piece of shrimp thread with a sticky orange-yellow substance hanging on it was pulled out and held in the hand.

Dark blue blood mixed with flesh and blood fragments had already covered the ground, and coupled with Qian Xiaopang's faint excited smile, he looked like an outstanding graduate of Arkham who had just walked out of a mental hospital.

"You see, with just a slight pull like that, the Red Claw Clan will lose control of their entire body due to the loss of their nerve center. Even with immense soul power and cultivation, they can no longer forcibly control a body that has lost its information transmission system."

"Orders cannot be issued outside the capital!"

Coincidentally, after Qian Xiaopang said this, Wang Teng also happened to kill all the other members of the Red Claw Tribe who came to encircle them.

Only a few lobster monsters at the Daoist level, which had been specially cared for by Qian Xiaopang and had their shrimp threads removed, were left in the field. They were constantly struggling to roll themselves into a shrimp ball on the ground covered with blood and flesh.

The powerful mental strength and vitality have now become complete torture.

With the help of their cultivation, even if part of their brain is destroyed and their spinal nerves are pulled out, they can still survive for a while before finally dying in the pot in extreme pain.

Qian Xiaopang kept his master's teachings in mind.

When it comes to seafood, it is the freshest, most delicious and most flavourful when cooked alive!

So he moved very quickly. While these Red Claw people who had entered the Dao realm were still alive, he began to "bleed" them one by one quickly, and quickly used magic spells to build a smokeless stove to prepare for cooking.

"demon!"

The Red Claw Clan, who had the highest level of cultivation at the Heavenly Man Realm, continued to struggle on the ground, roaring at the top of their lungs.

"You are a demon!"

"How am I a demon? I'm clearly respecting the ingredients! I'm warning you, big lobster, don't slander my innocence out of thin air! If my teacher hears this, I don't know how he'll scold me!"

Qian Xiaopang widened his eyes and argued with the other party with a flushed face, while the bleeding action never stopped.

The big stick in his hand kept thrusting hard into the excretory openings of the Red Claw Clan's lower bodies, and directly into their brains, turning the shrimp balls into shrimp skewers and releasing blue blood.

"Oh, do you think my forced bleeding is inappropriate? No, I'm quick and the pain will go away soon."

"You will definitely receive the most brutal revenge from my Red Claw Clan!"

“Ouch!”

"You...you're dead! You'll get your comeuppance!"

“Hiss!”

The Red Claw Clan member of the Heavenly Realm let out two shrill screams in succession. He was in so much pain that he almost lost the strength to breathe. His whole body was limp and twitching as he was dragged in Qian Xiaopang's hands, with no room for resistance at all.

The light in its pair of fist-sized black eyes had completely disappeared, leaving only despair and deep hatred for Qian Xiaopang.

"Don't be so complacent! Claw-eating demon, you and your companion will definitely die here!"

"You will all be buried with me!!!"

"Yeah, yeah, you're right." Fatty Qian responded by covering the pot with the lid. "Then Mr. Lobster, try to stay alive a little longer so it will taste fresher."

"I"

The lid was closed, the steamer was put into the pot, and the last words of the Red Claw Clan were all trapped in the steamer.

Fatty Qian turned around and looked at Wang Teng who was cleaning up the battlefield. He said with a smile, "Look, Junior Brother, what I learned from you is pure cooking skills. I'm just a chef who only knows how to cook. I don't have the powerful strength of combat geniuses like you. When we get to the Starry Sky Battlefield, I'm counting on you and Xiaolin to protect me!"

"What nonsense! You are the junior brother! Whoever has higher cultivation level is the senior brother! This is the rule set by Fifth Brother. You won't deny it, will you?"

Wang Teng rolled his eyes in annoyance and felt speechless.

"And how dare you say you don't have that kind of power? You killed an early-stage Celestial Leader of the Red Claw Tribe without taking any damage in just three moves, and you say you don't have the power? What the hell are you talking about!"

"Hey, hey, hey, we're brothers, so it doesn't matter who's the senior brother or the junior brother. Let's switch it up!"

Qian Xiaopang came over and poked him with his elbow, winking at him playfully.

"Come on, come on, call me good brother and make me happy. I'll make you something delicious!"

"Get lost!"

Wang Teng cursed with a smile and continued to collect materials from the Red Claw Clan.

His family is not rich, and although these materials are scattered, they can be sold for a lot of money if they are all collected together!

Anyway, he has a space backpack, it would be a shame to throw it away.

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Soon, a delicious lobster dinner was ready.

The two brothers immediately began to eat with relish.

The spiritual food cooked by alien races in the Heavenly Realm and the Dao Realm is something you can never get tired of eating!

Even steaming or blanching it is extremely delicious.

Even after eating it for five days in a row, they still felt it was delicious.

If Qian Xiaopang was not so unfamiliar with the cooking skills and worried about making the food sick, he would have planned to try more cooking methods.

After the two brothers had their fill of food and drink, they continued to move towards the Red Claw Tribe's base camp marked on the map.

Judging from the map, there is a huge lake located due north of the entire small world.

In addition to a Red Claw Clan Martial King who is in the early Golden Body Realm, there are also eight Red Claw Clan leaders in the late Heavenly Man Realm who guard the place all year round.

It has hundreds of Red Claws who have entered the Dao realm under its jurisdiction, and there are even more people in the five realms of innate, acquired, and foundation building.

There are so many of them, no less than 50,000!

Wang Teng and Qian Xiaopang's plan was to head northwest first, along the drier Giant Claw Canyon.

When they reached a position parallel to the enemy's base camp, they moved eastward from the forest west of the Red Claw Clan's base camp, trying to avoid areas with abundant water to create favorable conditions for their battle.

Now they have penetrated deep into the heart of the area occupied by the Red Claw Clan.

After being active for five days, Qian Xiaopang's nickname of "claw-eating demon" had even spread among the enemy camp. If they continued to enforce the law by the water as before, they would probably become the fish themselves.

Wang Teng and Qian Xiaopang are confident that they can work together to kill a team of 100 people led by a Tianren realm master, but this does not mean that they are invincible.

The highest level of celestial being among these patrol teams is only the early stage of celestial being, which is no pressure at all for them.

But if the other party dispatches a large number of mid-stage or even late-stage celestial beings, leading a large number of people in the Dao realm to attack, the situation will be very fatal.

So starting from yesterday, their actions became very cautious, avoiding fighting as much as possible in order to avoid exposing their own information.

"Brother Wang, are you sure that the invisibility spell, the breath-holding spell, and that apparition spell you learned from our master are really reliable?"

Walking in the slightly dry canyon, Qian Xiaopang couldn't help but ask again.

"The safety of both of us brothers is in your hands. If that thing doesn't work, not only will we kill one person every ten steps, but we will also lose our lives!"

"Just rest assured."

Wang Teng was very patient about this.

He didn't find Qian Xiaopang annoying.

It's normal to be nervous before doing something big.

It’s my first time doing something so exciting, it would be nonsense to say I’m not nervous.

He was nervous himself.

That would require him to go invisible and behead a Red Claw Clan Martial King who was at the Golden Body Realm in the enemy's base camp, and then forcibly evacuate through the copied space magic.

Even though Wang Teng was extremely proficient in the spells he copied from Lu Wenwu, he couldn't help but feel a little panicked.

But when I think about it, if they can really complete the decapitation operation, won’t they get huge war assessment points and military merits?

Moreover, actually fighting against the Golden Body Realm is enough to allow him to recognize his true current strength.

After half a month in the Xulong Realm, he was almost driven into autism.

"I tried it during the training camp. The combination of the Invisibility Spell and the Breath-Suppressing Spell was so powerful that even those Martial King teachers at the Golden Body level couldn't see through it. Only Martial Lords who had condensed their Celestial Martial Bodies could detect it through their own Celestial Martial Bodies. Don't worry."

"Haven't we already tried Apparition? At my current level, it's enough for both of us to teleport fifty kilometers! I've been planting coordinate anchor points along the way, so it's pretty stable."

"If you are really worried, lend me the magic wand that your fifth brother gave you. With the magic wand's blessing, the power of my spell will at least double." Wang Teng explained patiently.

Qian Xiaopang did not agree immediately.

He thought about it for about three seconds before gritting his teeth and agreeing.

"I can lend it to you while you cast spells, but you have to return it to me before we begin the battle. This is my most powerful martial art right now, and it's one of the few I've actually learned that I can use in combat! Without it, I'll really just be watching the battle."

"Don't worry, of course we two brothers will go in together. Wait, what is that!" Wang Teng suddenly exclaimed in a low voice.

He was about to walk out of the canyon, but in an instant he dragged the confused Qian Youcai back into the shadows, came to a hidden rock and lay down, observing the outside world from the gap.

Looking at the scene before him, he could hardly believe his eyes!

(End of this chapter)