A car accident caused Su Hua to transmigrate into a thirteen-year-old foolish girl in Shanghe Village of the Great Yu Dynasty.
Her home was bare, she was clumsy at everything, nothing she pla...
"Master, we're back." Yu Feng and Yu Yu landed in the courtyard and saw that the study was lit by candlelight and the door was wide open. They walked to the door and wanted to knock.
But as soon as he raised his hand, he saw a voluptuous figure sitting on his master, her face buried between his legs, and his right leg was completely lifted up, revealing a large expanse of skin...
"I apologize!"
Yu Feng's eyes widened, and he hurriedly pulled Yu Yu out, making sure to close the study door tightly before leaving.
"What crime are you accusing me of? And why are you pulling me? We haven't even had a chance to tell our master about Old Man Wang yet. Why are you leaving?" Yu Yu was pulled all the way to the tree trunk, her baby face full of frustration.
Yu Feng glared at him, his voice extremely low, "Keep your voice down. Old Wang's business is nothing. Our master is busy with important matters right now."
"Important business? What important business?"
Yu Feng grinned and looked towards the study window. Although the soft couch was next to the desk, it was not visible from the tree, and only a blurry shadow could be seen. "Naturally, it is a major life event. If nothing unexpected happens, we will have a little master in ten months."
"Young Master?" Upon hearing this, Yu Yu looked at Yu Feng as if he were a fool. "We don't even have a female master, so where did this young master come from? Do you really think someone can pop out of a rock?"
Yu Feng reached out and poked the boy's crotch with a meaningful smile.
"Miss Su is sitting on my lap right now, her face buried in my lap. Do you think she'll be able to have a little master in ten months...?"
"What?! Miss Su? Fatty!!!" Yu Yu exclaimed, slapping away the man's hand that was bothering her, and shaking her head so hard it cracked. "How could this be? How could our master possibly like her? Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Yu Feng glared at him irritably, "What's wrong with Miss Su? Although she's a bit plump, her features are exquisite, and she's capable. She's far superior to those whiny young ladies from noble families in the capital."
And when she gets ruthless, she's just as capable as the master. I think she'd be perfect as our mistress.
When the master commits murder, Miss Su will hand him the knife.
Or she'll skin him alive, and we'll bury the body.
How wonderful!
Yu Yu paused in her head-shaking motion, realizing that there seemed to be some truth to what she was saying.
After saying that, Yu Feng continued to mutter to himself, "Now that we have a young master, we need to get things ready as soon as possible."
We need to start buying diapers and clothes, especially clothes. Babies have the most delicate skin, so we need to ask the fabric shop to spin some soft ones.
We also need to buy more toys. I don't know if it's a young master or a young lady. Our master is amazing. Maybe the first child will be twins. We need to make double the rattles, wooden swords, and all the clothes and diapers.
We can't wait until the baby is born to rush to do it..."
Upon hearing these meticulous arrangements, Yu Yu also began to grin.
"These are all things for toddlers. When the little masters grow up a bit, to two or three years old, and can run and jump, I'll teach them light-body skills, and you can teach them swordsmanship..."
In the study.
Almost the instant the door closed, Su Hua had already climbed off Xiao Jinhan. She had never felt so strongly that heightened senses were not a good thing. The two of them were speaking in hushed tones, and every single word they uttered had penetrated her ears.
The sight made her blush instantly, all the way to the roots of her neck.
She dared not look the man in the eye, only holding Big White and staring at the silver needles on his leg, counting the seconds in her mind.
Almost immediately, he pulled out the needle, flung open the door, and rushed outside.
On the huge tree canopy, Yu Feng and Yu Yu were squatting down, discussing how to take care of their young master when he turned six or seven.
A gust of wind passed by, and in the blink of an eye, the girl's figure had disappeared on the riverbank.
Yu Yu stumbled and fell from the tree branch to the ground, ignoring the pain. Her eyes widened in shock. "That's not right! It hasn't even been half an incense stick's time yet. Is our master impotent?"
Yu Feng's cold, hard face also furrowed. "In just a short while, will our young master be able to come out?"
Yu Yu glanced at the coffin by the study window, and immediately looked troubled. "Should we still prepare diapers, clothes, rattles, wooden swords, and the like...?"
He was speaking when a snow-white figure appeared at the window.
A sudden jolt went through my heart, and all the words I was about to say were swallowed back down my throat.
He gave an awkward laugh, "Sir, I, I, I just..."
He stammered for a long time without uttering a coherent sentence. Just as he was about to apologize and go for a run on Fuhu Mountain, he took a few steps closer and saw the man standing by the window, motionless, with a handsome smile that resembled Yu Feng's silly grin earlier.
A small courtyard at the end of the village.
Su Hua ran back to the courtyard, her face still burning hot. She pressed herself against the gate, her heart pounding in her chest.
How could she, how could she just happen to bump into him!
It's one thing to crash, but to make matters worse, someone happened to see it!
It's one thing to see it, but they actually planned everything for the twins from birth to age seven!
Ahhhhhh...
This is truly a mess; even ten mouths couldn't explain it. How can she ever face anyone again?
"Meow—" The big white paw pressed against the girl's chest, feeling the heat under its paw. Just as it was about to change its position to continue sleeping, it was about to cry.
He was suddenly struck on the forehead with a chestnut.
"You, you still have the nerve to meow? If it weren't for you today, I wouldn't have made such a fool of myself." Su Hua petted the white dog angrily, and finally decided to ignore it and put it in its doghouse.
After putting the cat in the doghouse, Su Hua went back to her own bed.
But after lying in bed, it kept tossing and turning, making pancakes.
She didn't know how much time had passed. In her hazy dream, she saw the portrait of the plump beauty again. This time, the unpainted face now had willow-leaf eyebrows, almond eyes, a delicate nose, and red lips. The more she looked, the more frightened she became. Then she saw the portrait of the plump beauty transform into a living beauty and press down on Xiao Jinhan...
The familiar feeling of embarrassment jolted Su Hua awake.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he was met with Su Bai's worried face.
"Hua'er, why is your face so red? Did you catch a cold last night and have a fever?"