【Yan Yu, do you really want me to tag you and reminisce about your embarrassing stage performances from the past?】

"You're trying to play tricks on us again! Too bad we're too clever for your wits."

...

Seeing these people's replies, Xu Yanyu almost covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

It really takes a lot of back and forth to figure out what's right under your nose.

She skillfully raised her right hand and said very smoothly, "This time I'm really telling the truth, I am Sexy Xiaoqiang."

At this moment, her expression was truly honest and resolute, as if she wanted to open her heart to the viewers in the live stream.

However, the viewers in the live stream thought she was putting on a show for the sake of the live stream effect.

Are you going to say next, "If you weren't a sexy cockroach, you'd be eating instant noodles without seasoning, getting clogged toilets, and buying bubble tea without straws..."?

Don't make rash promises. Aren't you afraid that instant noodle manufacturers won't want you to be their spokesperson anymore?

Where do you put Wei Li? Look at the program; Wei Li himself said that Sexy Xiao Qiang is his muse!

[Sexy Xiaoqiang is Wei Li's muse, while Xu Yanyu is Wei Li's lifelong rival!]

If you were a super-sexy cockroach, Instructor Wei would faint on the spot.

[Hahaha... Imagine Wei Li holding the microphone and saying to Xu Yanyu, "You are my muse, you are my love, you inspire me with powerful passion, my heart, my love..."]

[My goodness, I could dig a three-bedroom apartment out of my feet for him! But our Professor Wei's expertise is strong enough that he won't let himself fall into such a predicament!]

ps:

My darlings, the data is very important during the verification period for new articles, so I changed the version of the first chapter.

Could someone go back and reread Chapter 1 to give me some feedback?

Let's see if this version is any better.