Chapter 289 The adjutant takes you to experience social death

At this moment, Zhang Haocheng looked at the two of them left at the table, feeling a little embarrassed and restrained.

If Song Lanlan was drunk, it would still be fine, but the premise is that she was not drunk at all.

Just now, he couldn't bear to see her drink so much, so Zhang Haocheng helped her drink six glasses at the suggestion of General and Eleven.

"Lan... I don't know how to address you, so I just followed Eleven and the general and called you that. Sister Lanlan, are you thinking of something sad?"

Song Lanlan smiled but said nothing. She had no intention of answering at all, because she had already guessed Eleven's intention of asking her out.

After all, she has worked so hard in the workplace for so many years, so she has some common sense.

Then, Song Lanlan decided to tease this dull guy: "Have you never been in love before?"

"Talk... never talked..." Zhang Haocheng didn't know why Sister Qiu Lan asked this question.

On second thought, could it be an indirect test for myself?

If you talk too much about it in your answer, you will be judged as a scumbag. If you talk too little, you may be said to have no experience in love and be a love fool.

Zhang Haocheng subconsciously thought of the plot in the TV series where the male lead flirted with the female lead, and he adapted it and brought out those earthy love words:

"I'm sure I have. There are probably a dozen of them."

Song Lanlan widened her beautiful eyes in surprise: "More than a dozen? Adjutant, you look very upright, don't you look like someone who would play with people's feelings?"

"Alas... I can't help it. Who made me date someone who is not you, and someone who is not you either, but just looks very similar to you."

Zhang Haocheng didn't feel embarrassed, and started with a wave of cheesy love words: "My first love's eyes looked like yours, my second love's nose looked like yours, my third love's hair looked like yours, and my fourth love's... but they were not you after all. Now that I've met you, I know that for the rest of my life, I only want you."

After hearing what he said, Song Lanlan's scalp went numb and her face changed drastically, but she didn't want to just walk away.

If Lin Shiyi and Chen Baiguang hadn't gone out, but chose to sit next to him and peek, I'm afraid they would have covered their faces and laughed, right?

Although Zhang Haocheng had never thought about falling in love before, the general had said so much. If he didn't fall in love, it seemed like he really wouldn't be able to go back to live today.

He also felt that Song Lanlan was quite nice and her personality was very nice to him.

"Adjutant, if you flirt with others like this, you will probably get beaten." Song Lanlan suddenly felt that she could accept it. The adjutant was definitely a straight man. She didn't know where he learned such cheesy love words from.

I don't know how to speak in different occasions.

"Then why don't you hit me?" Zhang Haocheng asked a soul-searching question.

"..." Song Lanlan was silent for a moment before she said, "Because we have common friends and we are very familiar with each other... By the way, those love words are reserved for confession, not for you to chat awkwardly right away."

"So it is like this..." Zhang Haocheng added: "I remember there is a saying that beating is love and scolding is care. Are you too shy to scold me?"

Song Lanlan: “…”