Escaping the Famine with 9 Deaths and 1 Life, I Have a System, My Heart Isn't Panicked

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Tang Youyou opened her eyes and found herself an ancient, timid widow. Having been single for over 30 years, she inexplicably skipped marriage and chil...

Chapter 71 Your knife is good

Tang Youyou sat on a huge rock and tutted his words twice: "I'm really as stupid as a pig, guess what?"

The bandit shouted angrily: "You bitch, stop playing tricks here, or my sword won't have eyes."

She wasn't afraid at all, instead her eyes lit up: "Your knife is pretty good!"

Bandit: “…”

The bandits who were still pondering over a countermeasure suddenly heard hurried footsteps. Looking in the direction of the sound, they saw a group of people who were also dressed in rags, including an acquaintance.

Without thinking too much, he turned around and ran away.

"Want to run? It's too late!"

There was another "whoosh" sound, and he was hit on the calf. He staggered and rolled down, and happened to hit the big tree and fainted.

After a few slaps, the bandit still didn't wake up.

Tang Youyou sighed: "Ruoyi, come and search him, and then burn him to death!"

When the bandit heard this, he suddenly opened his eyes and clenched his fist towards her, but the imagined wailing did not sound.

Tang Youyou turned her head to avoid it, grabbed his hand, and gently pulled it. A "crack" sound was heard, along with the wailing of the bandits.

“Ah…my hand.”

“Pah pah pah!”

"Why are you howling? Your arm is broken, but you're not dead!"

He picked him up and threw him together with the bandits.

The two looked at each other and cried bitterly.

"Quanzi, I treated you like a brother, how dare you repay me with hatred? Bring these people here!"

"Wuwuwu...Brother Monkey, I...I was forced into this."

He originally wanted to try his luck and see if the person patrolling here was still his childhood monkey, thinking of using the monkey's power to kill this group of people.

He thought a lot when he escaped this morning. This woman had some skills and was arrogant. If he succeeded in taking them out, they would definitely kill him without hesitation. After all, he was no longer of any use to him.

Moreover, even if he were released, he had a leg injury and was penniless. How could he survive? With the disaster victims everywhere, he would probably starve to death, and perhaps even be mutilated.

Monkey looked at Tang Youyou: "What exactly do you want?"

"Lead us out of the mountain successfully!"

The monkey sneered: "You are dreaming, I..."

"Pa!" Another loud slap!

"Think it over carefully before you speak!"

Quanzi looked at him and nodded: "Brother Monkey, don't mess with her. My hands and right leg are thanks to her!"

"Pa!" "Did I ask you to speak?"

Everyone looked at Tang Youyou with different thoughts.

Tang's mother: My daughter has been so upset along the way, it would be nice to give her a couple more slaps to vent her anger.

Old Man Tang: Why does my daughter love to slap herself so much? It looks so painful.

Butcher Zhang: Hey! My sister is awesome when she hits people. In one word, it feels so good!

Yao Cuihua: Sister Tang has a very likable personality, and this slap was loud.

Tang Wen: This bandit is a liar, he deserves to be beaten.

Tang Wu: Sister is too domineering. She slaps people without hesitation.

Xueer: Oh my god! Your head must be buzzing after that slap in the face, right?

Lin Huahua: Oh my God, my mother-in-law is so awesome. It’s like a woman is just as good as a man.

Yu: My God, she slaps me as soon as she says so. The sound of the slap is so comfortable. I want to try it too.

Xu Da: This Tang girl is too aggressive. There are so many children around, why doesn’t she restrain herself a little? But then again, this bandit really deserves a beating.

Children: Mother/Aunt/Aunt Tang, you are so awesome! You are not afraid of bandits?

Carpenter Zhang and Cui pursed their lips, looked at each other, and smiled secretly.

Tang Youyou didn't know that she had unknowingly led the children astray, nor did she know that she had become everyone's idol.

The monkey's eyes were red with anger. "You can kill me or chop me up, it's all up to you. I'll still be a good man in eighteen years. Don't insult me ​​like this!"

The next moment, Tang Youyou pinched his neck without hesitation: "Oh? You want to die?"

The monkey kept slapping her hands, his eyes wide open in fear, his face turning from red to purple, and then to black.

"Let go..."

However, she remained unmoved and looked at Quan Zi: "You said that only one of you can live. Do you want to live or does he live?"

Quanzi pointed at himself without hesitation.

Tang Youyou scoffed and let go.

The monkey coughed and slapped his throat. After a moment, he gasped for breath and tears streamed down his face.

"I'll give you two a chance to draw a picture of how you'll get out of the mountains. Whoever writes it in detail will live!"

Ignoring the unpredictable expressions on their faces, he took out two pieces of paper from his sleeve and threw them to them.

"Ruoyi, take one of them to the other side!"

A quarter of an hour later, he got two pictures and looked at the two of them meaningfully.

The two of them winked at each other, but unexpectedly, Tang Youyou's next words made them feel like they were falling into an ice cave.

"Oh! Don't you want to live?"

Then he looked at Xu Da and Carpenter Zhang and said, "I'll leave these two to you!"

The two were stunned at first, and then they understood what she meant. Everyone had killed someone, except for them.

Each of them took an axe, looked at the two bandits, and said in unison: "Sorry... sorry!" They closed their eyes and were about to chop down.

"stop!"

"Auntie, what I drew is real!"

Two voices rang out at the same time, but it was too late. The axe had already fallen, and the two men fell to the ground, dying with their eyes open.

Cui stepped forward and grabbed Carpenter Zhang's ear: "I'm saying, are you stupid? Didn't you see I was trying so hard to wink at you?"

Carpenter Zhang rubbed his ears and said, "I saw it. I...I thought you didn't sleep well and your eyes hurt!"

"You, you, don't you know how to scare them? Without this real route, how are we going to get out? When did your brain become so dull?"

Carpenter Zhang stood there in a daze, having never thought of this.

Xu Da was equally dumbfounded, with an innocent look on his face: "What should we do? We...we..."

Tang Youyou held two pieces of paper in her hand and said to Ruoyi: "This more detailed picture was drawn by you, right?"

Ruoyi scratched his head and said, "Quanzi's hand is broken. There's nothing I can do. My son has to take his place."

"Okay, let's follow this!"

Just now she was staring at the two of them closely. Monkey was full of regret, Quanzi was terrified, and she heard the word "auntie" clearly.

Old Man Tang frowned. "My dear, this world is too cunning. Could he say that on purpose?"

She shook her head slightly, her tone firm, "Dad, we have no choice right now. There are so many bandits lurking around here, and we have no idea when they'll be replaced. I'm afraid our whereabouts will be exposed soon. We must set off immediately. As for the authenticity of this map, we can only wait and see."

He looked at Ruoyi and said, "Son, go get the big knife under the tree! Don't forget to search the body!"

Then he looked at Xu Da and the other two and said, "Search the body and divide it equally among you!"