Synopsis: Shang Que accidentally awakened to a plot, only to realize that her short-tempered top-tier idol younger brother was the villain in a book.
In a variety show, he was verbally abusiv...
Chapter 5 Don’t Shang Que and I look like friends?
But no one believed it, and even the trending topic #林今宜点赞鹊实可宜樊文# quickly appeared on the search results. When you clicked on it, the CP fans had already started eating.
【It’s good to have the original author’s stamp! 】
[The eldest lady is worthy of being the one who was pushed by Shang Que. She expressed her love and liked the post. She really loves it! ]
[But why does it feel like only Lin Jinyi took the initiative? Shang Que didn't respond at all. She didn't even follow Lin Jinyi on Weibo.]
[Yeah, Shang Que was just interacting with Ning Sheng, so he probably didn't see the trending search, right?]
[What? Is Lin Jinyi's love unrequited?]
What unrequited love! She obviously didn't pay attention to Shang Que, okay?
Lin Jinyi was so angry after reading Weibo that she couldn't sleep all night. Ji Jingchuan also had a sleepless night.
He was too hungry to sleep.
So early the next morning, as soon as the sky turned pale, Ji Jingchuan appeared in the living room downstairs.
The live broadcast room was originally dotted with scattered comments such as "Is anyone awake yet?" and "Brother, I'm not asleep yet", but suddenly there was a surge in comments.
[Oh my god, I told you not to stay up late. I'm already hallucinating.]
Is this a revolving lantern before a sudden death? Why do I see Ji Jingchuan? Could it be that after being in the dark for so long, I've developed feelings for him?
[It's really Ji Jingchuan! How could he wake up so early? I clearly remember that the group show recording was about to start, and he was still fast asleep when his teammates went to look for him.]
In order to enhance the interactive feeling of live variety shows, the program team set up an electronic screen in the living room.
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Seeing their surprise, Ji Jingchuan raised his eyebrows and said proudly, "Is it so difficult to get up early? Self-discipline is just one of the most insignificant advantages of a genius."
[Don't listen to his boasting, he was so hungry he didn't sleep all night.]
[Hahahaha, I can testify. Ji Jingchuan asked in the fan group late at night if the pot of succulents in the room could be eaten raw. Everyone sent him pictures of delicious food so that he could satisfy his hunger. As a result, he left the group in anger. The management has tried to coax him back, but he still hasn't been able to get him back.]
[It sounds a bit outrageous, but if it's Ji Jingchuan, it's not impossible.]
[So, can I eat that succulent plant? ]
Ji Jingchuan tsk-tsk-tsk, his lazy tone lengthened as he turned the tables: "Who is slandering me? Shang Que is talking on the big stage."
The barrage of comments all told him to look behind him, but Ji Jingchuan didn't take it seriously: "Want to scare me? Even if Shang Que was here, I wouldn't..."
"You what?"
The sudden sound startled Ji Jingchuan. He turned around and saw Shang Que appear behind him at some point. He was standing with his arms folded across his chest, waiting for his answer with a dangerous look in his eyes.
Ji Jingchuan quickly blocked the screen, as if nothing had happened, and changed the subject, asking, "Why are you up so early?"
Seeing Shang Que didn't say anything, he nodded and continued to talk to himself: "Very good, the people who light this up are the pillars of the country."
【Who's still awake at this hour? 】
【He is the king of staying up late. 】
Shang Que rolled his eyes and turned to walk towards the kitchen.
Ji Jingchuan paused, then followed naturally and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"I think you have a mental problem. I'll give you some rat poison and see if it helps." Seeing him blocking the way, Shang Que waved his hand like he was shooing away a fly, "Get out of the way! Don't delay me from making breakfast."
However, the next second, Ji Jingchuan grabbed her wrist and said disdainfully, "How can you, a lazy person like you, cook? Don't blow up the kitchen."
He pressed Shang Que's shoulders and pushed her out without saying a word, then quickly closed and locked the door in one go.
Comments from netizens in the live broadcast room.
[He has a strong sense of security. He was afraid that Shang Que would break in and beat him up, so he even knew to lock the door from the inside [thumbs-up]]
Ji Jingchuan always makes Shang Que angry every time he opens his eyes.
[Who said they could become friends? I told you they'd end up arguing sooner or later.]
Shang Que frowned, and after a few seconds, he turned around without saying anything and picked up a peach from the coffee table.
She has very low requirements for food, as long as she finishes three meals a day on time, the food she eats is not important. When she was a child abroad, Ms. Shang, who couldn't cook, always fed her vegetable salad, biscuits and ham slices, saying that foreigners eat like this and they should adapt to local customs.
Shang Que believed it and ate it for more than ten years. After returning to China, he found out that people called this "white people's rice" "so hot that you don't even have the energy to tie a knot after eating it."
“…” White people’s food is also food. She got up so early to avoid others seeing her carefully making a bowl of something inedible.
But there was nothing to be angry about not being able to eat it, so Shang Que ate the peach indifferently.
The barrage of comments did not spare Ji Jingchuan, and they just wanted to watch the fun and make trouble.
[Shang Que, how can you tolerate this? If he dares to lock the door today, he will dare to lock your throat tomorrow!]
[That's right, if he dares to be sarcastic to you now, won't he dance on your grave in the future?]
[Shang Que, Ji Jingchuan just accused you of using a fake account to slander him!]
He said you hired us as a water army to spread rumors for him.
Ji Jingchuan said you have eight million marketing accounts spreading negative information about him.
The rumors spread by netizens became more and more outrageous. The latest version said that she participated in the presidential election just to ban Ji Jingchuan internationally.
Shang Que was watching with rapt interest when the screen suddenly went black. She froze for a moment, then turned to see Ji Jingchuan holding a bowl in one hand and a freshly unplugged power cord in the other. He glared at her disapprovingly, "You're taking your words so seriously, trying to sow discord."
Shang Que slowly raised his eyebrows: "Do we need others to sow discord between us?"
Ji Jingchuan's expression froze slightly, and then he snorted and put the bowl in his hand on the table: "Eat."
The bowl contains seafood noodles with a circle of lobsters neatly placed on the edge. The tender crab meat has been shelled and spread on the noodles. There is also a sunny-side-up egg in the middle, which is runny, plump and golden, and looks very appetizing.
Shang Que asked in surprise, "Did you do this?"
"What else? Is there anyone else in the kitchen besides me?"
Now it was the netizens' turn to be surprised.
[My world is falling apart! Ji Jingchuan can actually cook?! ?]
[This is fake, this is fake, the production team must be creating a character for him! ]
[Although I can't believe it, there is a camera in the kitchen. He really did it himself.]
[It looks delicious... I'm hungry so early in the morning.]
[Then it's understandable that he's picky about food. People who cook delicious food at home generally can't stand the awful food that comes out.]
Seeing that she didn't move for a long time, Ji Jingchuan frowned and said, "Eat, what are you thinking about?"
Shang Que was wondering when he learned to cook. When he heard such an impatient tone, he curled his lips, took a bite of the peach, and deliberately sang a different tune: "I won't eat it, I'm afraid you'll poison me."
"You don't know how to appreciate a good person." Ji Jingchuan glared at her and turned away angrily. Not long after, he brought out a bowl of seafood noodles from the kitchen.
The configuration is similar to Shang Que’s, but the egg in the middle is not fried very well.
Ji Jingchuan took a piece of noodles from her bowl with chopsticks, ate it in two mouthfuls from his own bowl, and then asked angrily: "Is this okay?"
As he stirred the food, the aroma grew stronger. Shang Que sat down reluctantly, "Alright."
As the noodles entered her mouth, the familiar taste made her pause for a moment. Shang Que lowered her eyelashes, a mist swirling around her.
"How is it? Is it so delicious that you can't even speak?" Ji Jingchuan's voice smugly rang out, "Admit that my cooking is better than yours, right?"
Shang Que pursed his lips and said, "If you say that again, I won't eat."
Ji Jingchuan immediately shut up and muttered "I can't afford to lose" under his breath. After a while, he couldn't help but speak again: "By the way, where did the seafood in the refrigerator come from? I used those things to make noodles."
"I didn't finish it yesterday and planned to leave it for the puppy."
"Oh, now you've eaten it too, you're also a puppy." Ji Jingchuan raised the corners of his peach blossom eyes and emphasized, "If I'm a puppy, then you're also a puppy."
Shang Que didn't understand his hidden meaning and said with disdain, "Psycho."
Ji Jingchuan immediately responded: "Then you are also crazy!"
[Help, you two are bickering like elementary school students.]
[Speaking of which, although Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan argued fiercely online, they never reached the point of utterly estranged from each other.]
[This time on the variety show, they were arguing one moment and then getting along well with each other the next, as if there were no grudges at all.]
Isn't this just me and my brother? The night before, he said he was going to break up with me, and then when he woke up, he was like, "Sister, you're the best sister in the world."
If you look closely, Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan look a bit alike! They both have peach blossom eyes, high nose bridges, and somewhat aggressive looks.
Someone previously superimposed their faces, but everyone at the time said their faces had become similar after they'd been arguing with each other for so long.
[The key is that they have similar personalities. Even the same mother couldn't give birth to two such similar explosives.]
[If you look at Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan from a brother-sister perspective, they suddenly become adorable.]
[Come on, who would want a brother with such a volatile temper like Ji Jingchuan? I feel bad for Shang Que.]
[That’s right, is this some new way of whitewashing? ]
[It's better to support Shang Que and Jiang Yizhe than to support the siblings. Little Jiang Yizhe is much more obedient than someone else.]
People kept pouring into the livestream, and the newly added comments drowned out the arguments. Soon, the other guests also woke up and appeared on camera. After breakfast, the variety show recording officially began.
"The first game is called 'Who's Best Friends?'" The director introduced the topic by gazing at the group seated in a circle around the dining table. "The word 'friend' is used quite broadly in everyday life. Some people aren't that familiar with each other, but they'll say 'we're all friends' when being polite. Some people go beyond friendship, just short of expressing their feelings for each other, but still say 'we're all friends' if asked."
【Hahahahaha Director, you understand the connotation. 】
[The program team took the lead in using the Xuxurusheng meme.]
Please don't get me wrong. Although I made an exception and accepted an idol drama role just to play a couple with her, and I never hype up couples, I haven't clarified the rumors about her. I've always been mild-mannered, but I slammed the marketing account that spread obscene rumors about her. But we're really just friends.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly heated up. The director continued, "What about plastic friends, superficial friends, and whether we can still be friends after breaking up? In short, the word "friends" can be used to form many words, but whether they are true friends or not is not just a superficial statement."
"So later we will have a set of criteria for testing friends. In each question, the group that best meets the requirements will get one point, and the group with the highest score will get one point.
The group won the title of "Good Friend" and the reward was that they could designate one person to drink bitter melon juice."
The staff brought two plates and placed them in the middle of the table. When they opened the lids, they saw a glass filled with bitter melon juice that was bigger than the vase next to it.
Lin Jinyi subconsciously exclaimed: "I can't even drink so much water in a day!"
Jiang Yizhe was full of energy: "So we have to work hard to get first place!"
"Me and you?" Lin Jinyi looked at him questioningly and consoled herself, "It's okay. There are people who are even less like friends than us anyway."
It was obvious who she was referring to, but Shang Que reminded her, "It's not the last place that's punished, it's the first place that designates someone else to drink."
"That can't possibly be your first."
"How is it impossible?" Ji Jingchuan was dissatisfied. "Aren't Shang Que and I just friends?"
Shang Que: "Not like that."
【Hahahaha, the game ends with one sentence.】
[Shang Que: You kid, even if you dare to say that, I wouldn't dare answer.]
[Ji Jingchuan, you have the confidence that you will succeed in everything you do.]