Chapter 6: Shang Que: Pure Malice

"Then our 'Who are good friends with whom' test officially begins. The first question is—" The director flipped over the cue card, took a look, and paused deliberately to keep the question in suspense. "How many ways are there to contact each other?"

Jiang Yizhe asked curiously, "Does it count if we're in the same super topic?"

【??? So I also have contact information with Shang Que.】

[I'm in the same fan group as Ji Jingchuan. Isn't this a bit too ambiguous?]

So Ji Jingchuan's leaving the group was equivalent to deleting us.

I never thought that Shang Que would have to maintain your friendship in the end. Shang Que: This family would fall apart without me [judging]]

"It doesn't count," the director dismissed Jiang Yize's idea outright, cutting off his escape route. "Group chats don't count either. It can only be a one-on-one contact."

"They are WeChat and Weibo," Lin Jinyi concluded.

Then it was Ning Sheng's turn. She thought for a moment and said, "It seems that Lu Zhixu and I only have two ways to contact each other. We are WeChat friends and we follow each other on Weibo."

Lu Zhixu added: "And Alipay friends."

"I deleted you," Ning Sheng said with an embarrassed expression, "because you always beat my dick."

[Huh? Hahahaha, Lu Zhixu, why did you hit her pussy?!]

[Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. Half a year after we broke up, I discovered he was stealing my energy every day and even beating up my dick. It pissed me off! Good dick, bad guy!]

[You reminded me that I haven't logged in yet to collect energy and feed the chickens.]

The others were amused by her words. Lu Zhixu smiled and said after a while, "Then there are QQ friends."

"This one hasn't been deleted!" Ning Sheng answered first, "So there are three types in total."

Lin Jinyi frowned and asked suspiciously, "You still use QQ?"

"Yes," Jiang Yize nodded. "University course groups are basically QQ groups. Once you open them, all you have to do is receive messages."

[This tone is just like playing me. I was in 800 groups in college, and I was either receiving or getting 1. It was so annoying.]

[After graduation, you will find that the same is true when you are working.]

[Cows will moo, horses will bray, and both cows and horses will say they have received it.]

At present, Lu Zhixu and Ning Sheng are temporarily in the lead with three contact methods, and everyone turns their attention to the remaining two people.

Ji Jingchuan: "Yes."

Shang Que: "I can't afford it."

[You two are playing Landlord here.]

[From now on, you can skip Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan directly for this kind of question.]

[After two years of quarreling, he still doesn't follow me on Weibo.]

"One point for Lu Zhixu and Ning Sheng. The second question is, do you have a photo of the two of you together in your phone?"

Lin Jinyi and Jiang Yizhe said in unison: "Yes!"

Jiang Yizhe explained: "The photo of us holding hands and making a heart shape was taken yesterday when we were last in the rowing competition. I added WeChat at that time to upload photos."

Unexpectedly, it was a blessing in disguise. He grinned as if a huge pie had fallen from the sky.

Ning Sheng was silent for two seconds, then smiled and shook her head. Lu Zhixu then responded with a "hmm" and said, "No."

"Naki—"

Ji Jingchuan: "I can't afford it."

Shang Que: "Pass."

“…”

The third question is how long you have known each other.

Lu Zhixu first said "eight years".

Some people in the barrage were surprised.

[Have they known each other for so long? ]

[Both of them graduated from the Academy of Drama. Lu Zhixu is two years older than Ning Sheng. But they probably weren't familiar with each other back then. They were just ordinary senior and junior students.]

[No wonder there are QQ friends. ]

[So they should be the ones who have known each other the longest among the people present, right? ]

Needless to say, Lin Jinyi and Jiang Yize met for the first time yesterday.

Ji Jingchuan was about to say that he and Shang Que had known each other for more than eight years, but when he glanced to the side, Shang Que showed no reaction, as if he didn't want to mention their relationship at all.

Oh, if you don't want to mention it, then don't mention it. He doesn't care much about it. Ji Jingchuan snorted coldly, curled his lips and said nothing.

The chair squeaked on the floor as he rocked it. Shang Que looked at it in surprise and asked, "Are there thorns on the stool that will prick your butt?"

"..." Ji Jingchuan stopped making trouble and said in a hard tone, "No, you don't need to worry about it."

【Care about your butt? Hahahaha. 】

[Shang Que probably thinks he's noisy. The sound of chair legs scraping against the floor is indeed quite harsh.]

[Why is the young master suddenly angry again? Wasn't he just happily playing Landlord with Shang Que?]

Shang Que also found him baffling and turned away without paying any more attention. However, Ji Jingchuan suddenly started to go crazy.

The director asked, "What's the frequency of your chats?"

Lin Jinyi: “I haven’t talked about it.”

Ning Sheng: "About once or twice a week."

Ji Jingchuan: "Every day, Shang Que and I argue on Weibo. Don't you agree, Shang Que?"

Shang Que:?

nerve.

Shang Que finally realized that Ji Jingchuan's temper was directed at her. She frowned and suddenly felt a surge of nameless anger.

"Even the best of friends can't always keep their thoughts to themselves. Having the courage to express yourself is one of the keys to a long-lasting friendship. So the next question is, have you ever said the word 'love' to each other?"

"Yes." Shang Que answered quickly and looked at Ji Jingchuan, "Eat if you want, eat. If not, get out."

Ji Jingchuan's jaw tightened, and the unhappiness on his face suddenly deepened.

“When was the last time you had hot pot with each other?”

“This morning,” Ji Jingchuan said louder, glaring at Shang Que, “the noodles for the seafood noodles were taken out of an instant hot pot.”

…

[Why are they arguing again? Weren't they just sitting together having breakfast? ]

[What do you mean by just now? That was two hours ago. You have to understand that it only takes a second for Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan to get upset with each other. A single word or a glance can start a quarrel.]

The two men were arguing with each other. Shang Que moved his chair, making a noise. Ji Jingchuan put the cup on the table with a bang. Shang Que then slammed the table and stood up. Ji Jingchuan immediately stepped on the chair.

Neither of them wanted to lose, and they were about to climb onto the dining table. The director hurried to intervene: "Harmony brings wealth, harmony brings wealth, stop arguing."

"Who quarreled with him?"

"Who quarreled with her?"

The two said in unison.

Shang Que sat down: "We are answering questions."

Ji Jingchuan jumped off the chair and said, "That's right, those points just now count as our team's points, right?"

"Well……"

Two more unison voices said, "Why doesn't it count?"

"Congratulations," the director announced quickly, "on earning the title of 'Good Friends.' Now you can each designate someone to drink bitter melon juice with. Who would you like to designate?"

"Ji Jingchuan!"

"Shang Que!"

[I'm dying of laughter. Are you guys working so hard just to trick each other? ]

We didn't quarrel, we just wanted him/her to drink bitter melon juice.

[It's such a great show, hahahaha.]

The other guests also breathed a sigh of relief. The staff brought two large cups of bitter melon juice to Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan. The two were staring at each other with anger on their faces, and there seemed to be swords and sabers in their eyes.

Ning Sheng couldn't help but say, "Why don't you just drink a couple of sips as a token of your appreciation? This is really a bit too much."

Jiang Yize also suggested: "If not, I will help Sister Shang Que drink it."

"No need!" Ji Jingchuan rejected Shang Que's decision. "It's just bitter melon juice. Shang Que, you can't even finish it, right?"

"You should worry more about yourself." Shang Que glared at him, picked up the cup and poured it into his mouth.

Ji Jingchuan saw this and immediately followed suit, drinking and hiccuping. After finishing a large cup, his handsome features wrinkled like a bitter melon. He looked at Shang Que, who hadn't changed at all, and asked in disbelief, "How did you manage to drink that?"

Shang Que sneered: "I told you to worry about yourself."

Not to mention bitter melon juice, when she first returned to China, she didn't want to light a fire to cook, so she used a juicer to squeeze celery and coriander to drink every day.

Ji Jingchuan's face glowed green as he gulped down a large glass of water. Then he said angrily, "Continue."

The second round of mini-games is called "We are the real friends".

The director explained: "There is a cream cannon under each guest's chair. If it is detected that they are not real friends, cream will be sprayed."

As soon as the words fell, everyone lowered their heads to look under the chairs, and sure enough, there were several small spray gun-like things installed on both sides.

Staff members in black suits walked in a line and placed more than a dozen drinks of different colors on the table with quick movements.

The director saw the puzzled expressions on their faces as he wished. "First task, please choose a cup of your partner's favorite drink. Let's start with Shang Que."

"This one." Shang Que chose the greenest coriander juice without any hesitation.

When the staff brought it to Ji Jingchuan, he was shocked: "Who would like to drink this kind of thing?"

"Bang--"

The cream under the chair suddenly spurted out, scaring everyone. When they came to their senses, they saw Ji Jingchuan's body and face covered in pale white.

He wiped his face and asked unconvincedly, "Shang Que was clearly wrong, why are you scolding me?"

Lu Zhixu reminded him, "This game is called 'We Are True Friends'."

Ning Sheng quickly realized: "That means we have to 'act' like true friends. We can't reveal any flaws. No matter what the other person says, we have to agree."

The others suddenly realized what was going on. Lu Zhixu cast an admiring look at them and asked, "So you've already discovered it?"

"No," Shang Que said frankly, "I simply chose coriander juice because I think it tastes bad."

【Hahahahaha, I'm not surprised at all when she said that.】

【Shang Que: Pure malice.】

[God will not disappoint anyone who hates sincerely, Hate Gate! ]

Ji Jingchuan had just finished drinking coriander juice while pinching his nose when he heard this and immediately counterattacked: "Shang Que likes to drink freshly squeezed lemon juice without adding any water or sugar!"

Shang Que said nothing, picked up the lemon juice on the table and drank it in one gulp without blinking.

The others gasped in sour breath just by looking at it. Lin Jinyi couldn't help but ask, "Don't you have a sense of taste?"

"Yes," Shang Que made up an excuse, "Maybe it's because I haven't been picky about food since I was a child."

Ji Jingchuan snorted coldly: "You are telling lies with your eyes open."

Shang Que isn't picky about food? She was obviously the pickiest eater when they were young. She would secretly stuff the dishes she didn't want to eat into his bowl, causing him to be scolded by his parents many times for eating slowly.

The other two groups were not as determined to kill each other as they were. After understanding the rules, they chose normal juice for each other without any embarrassment.

"Second question, please tell me the other person's nickname."

This time the order was reversed, Lu Zhixu answered first: "Her nickname is——"

He stretched out the last syllable of his voice, and seeing the nervous look on the person next to him, he suddenly smiled and said, "Just call me Shengsheng."

Ning Sheng heaved a sigh of relief and nodded quickly: "Yes, his nickname is Xuxu."

"Oh, so this is how Xuxu Rusheng came about." Shang Que said suddenly.

【Ahhhhhhhh Sister Que, you are so brave! 】

【I'm dying of laughter. This is so deliberate.】

[What do you mean by deliberate? Don't say our Queque is deliberate! She's only been back from abroad for two years, so it's normal for her to be bad at using idioms! Come and listen to me say Xuxurusheng, Xu is the Xu in Lu Zhixu, and Sheng is the Sheng in Ning Sheng.]

Shang Que really didn't react. When she read the book "Bright Stars: The Love of Top Exes", she nicknamed the male and female protagonists Lu Mimi and Ning Aiai. She was also curious why they were called Xu Xu Ru Sheng CP in the book.

Seeing the atmosphere suddenly become a little strange, she changed the subject: "So the fame is referring to you and me?"

"That should be it," Ning Sheng couldn't help laughing, "Where did this come from?"

"I saw it on Weibo yesterday, and there's also Quechao Kafei and Queqiao Xianghui..."

Shang Que listed several couple names of her and other female stars, but Lin Jinyi didn't even hear her. Her mouth drooped and she turned her head away impatiently.

This little episode was turned over well, and then it was Lin Jinyi and Jiang Yize's turn to answer, and they both followed suit.

"Her nickname is Yiyi."

"Jiang Yizhe is called Zhezhe."

Ji Jingchuan narrowed his eyes, and Shang Que knew he had bad intentions. As expected, he said seriously, "Shang Que's nickname was Fatty Ball, because she was chubby as a child. She got into a fight and was pushed from behind, and she rolled down the hill like a ball, and there was no stopping her."

His vivid description made everyone present burst out laughing. After finishing his words, Ji Jingchuan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shang Que smugly: "Isn't it, Fatty?"

"Yes." Shang Que smirked and retorted, "Ji Jingchuan's nickname was Goudan, because when he was little he always loved to imitate dogs barking. When he barked, the surrounding dogs would follow suit, and the whole area would be as noisy as a symphony concert. Right, Goudan?"

"Yes, my nickname is Goudan, so what?" Ji Jingchuan slammed the table and shouted, "Fat Ball!"

Shang Que: "Hey, Goudan!"

Ji Jingchuan: "Woof woof, Fatty!"

"Hey! Gou Dan!"

"Woof woof! Fatty!"

"Goudan!" "Fatty!"

"Goo-dan, goo-dan, goo-dan!"

“Woof woof woof woof!”

#Ji Jingchuan is crazy#

#Shang Que is also crazy#