Everyone in the World Thinks I'm a Paper Person

Nishitaka Miyose has transmigrated.

Wearing cute one-piece pajamas, he stood on a bustling street, seeing mafiosi flying all over the sky, elementary school students with voice changers, stra...

Chapter 54 054 (Additional update 12)

Chapter 54 054 (Additional update 12)

The Sakura team obviously studied RH's recent regular season games carefully, and took advantage of Boulder's lack of experience and went after him in the first game.

But they overlooked one point: experience is gained in actual combat. Boulder, like them, would not be hit by the same move twice.

Boulder was targeted as soon as he entered two consecutive team fights. The firepower of the three opponents was all on him. Even though the other three teammates helped him share the damage at the first time, his health bar quickly dropped to the bottom, and then he gave up the first blood, causing him to fall into a disadvantage in the team fight.

Xun's gladiator was responsible for guarding Yu Zhaohan. The hero used by Yu Zhaohan was called "Busy Cowboy" by players. He was a handsome American guy wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. Although a revolver/gun shot to the head could not kill like a sniper, the cowboy's attack speed was very fast and there was no need to aim. Three shots in one second were enough to kill a squishy person.

He could ignore the smoke from others, but Shine must die...Okay, he admitted that he might not be able to kill Shine, but he would never let Shine have a good output space.

Gladiators are naturally weak against spears, so Yu Zhaohan had to run around frequently to avoid Xun's assassinations. Although he stunned Xun with his last move and shot him in the head with three shots, he succeeded in killing him with a low HP, but he also spent a lot of time on Xun and was unable to provide fire support to his teammates.

Due to the combination of various factors, the Sakura team gained an advantage in the competition for target point A and successfully occupied it.

Some viewers are only at bronze level, and they comment on the comments as if they are one of the top 500 players in China. These people cannot see any tactical arrangements, they only look at the upper right corner of the screen to see who dies and who kills.

[Boulder went to give it away again. Isn’t RH’s boss rich? Why did he buy such garbage?]

[I can do this operation too]

【@XiangeRH is in danger, come back soon】

[The four legs of the double C are not enough for a Boulder to hold]

Target point B is unlocked, and the two sides are about to start a new battle.

Yu Zhaohan knew very well that they could no longer fight like they did at point A. Since the Sakura team liked to attack their tanks, they could just take advantage of the situation.

Yu Zhaohan asked: "Can you still keep your composure, Boulder?"

Shitou swallowed and said, "Yes, Captain."

Yu Zhaohan said: "In order for Timeless and I to have better output, we may have to temporarily sacrifice

you. "

Hearing the words "Me and Timeless", Boulder's heart was ablaze, and his voice became more firm: "It's okay for me. Captain, tell me what to do."

Yu Zhaohan made a prompt decision: "You go and sell it."

Stone: “Understood!”

Selling tanks is also a tactic. In short, it is to let the tanks rush into the enemy at all costs, disrupt the enemy's formation, cut off the supply of the nurse, and then the double C will find the scattered enemies and defeat them one by one.

The tactic of selling tanks has both benefits and risks. If the double C cannot deal damage and complete the harvest in a short period of time, it means giving the opponent a tank head for free.

Yu Zhaohan could no longer allow himself to be restrained by Xun, he needed to deal a large amount of damage.

Yu Zhaohan said: "Timeless."

"exist."

"Don't let Xun get in my way."

Shi Du raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "Okay."

The first team battle at point B was about to start. Everyone in RH was implementing the captain's tactics and doing what they were supposed to do.

Seeing Boulder ready to go, a few condescending and contemptuous laughs were heard in the Sakura team's voice chat.

"He dares to come. He is really not afraid of death."

“Did Shine deliberately let him take the blame so that he wouldn’t be scolded by fans if he lost?”

"Why are you talking nonsense now? Let's focus our fire on Boulder first!"

Xun couldn't understand complicated Korean and couldn't understand what his teammates were saying. It didn't matter, he just had to keep an eye on Shine.

Boulder rushed over with a jet jump, and the three Korean players of the Sakura team, except Xun, who were in a group, scattered around and poured damage on Boulder from three different angles.

The tank's head is twice as big as the fragile one. The high headshot rate of professional rifles is often achieved by hitting the tank's head. Sakura was having a great time brushing data with his rifle, when suddenly he felt a chill on his forehead and his health bar disappeared by one third. He used his fastest reaction to find the source of the damage, but before he could find it, two more headshots were heard and his screen turned gray.

【e killed】

Pan then saw a figure in the corner of the building and shouted, "It's Shine! Shine is in the building!!!"

The moment Pan reported the location, the Sakura team's tank also received "care" from the Western Cowboy. Fortunately, he had a lot of blood, and after taking three shots, he still had half of his blood left.

Sakura Tank said angrily: "Where's Xun?

Did I ask you to keep an eye on Shine? "

Xun barely understood what he said and shouted, "Timeless is protecting him! I'm fighting Timeless!"

Before the team fight started, Xun went around to the back of RH and found Shine's position. He was a little surprised that Shine's position was too bold, which made it so easy for him to find him.

But he didn't have time to think about it. The temptation of Shine's head was too great, and it was worth the risk.

He finds the right moment to enter from the side. Shine should hear his footsteps and spend time harassing him like he did at point A.

But Shine didn't. The cowboy was busy attacking from the front, as if he was nothing but air.

A rage burned in Xun's heart - was Shine underestimating him? Did he really think he couldn't kill him?

Just as he was about to attack, a slender female assassin appeared from nowhere, and with a cheerful heroic line "Hello, friend", the female assassin fired half a magazine of bullets at his head.

Xun's reaction was fast enough to dodge the remaining half of the bullets. Although his health was not optimistic, he did not use any skills and found a health pack to replenish his supply. He still had the strength to fight.

The female assassin played by Timeless has three displacement skills and one flashback skill. With the flashback, he can return to his position and state five seconds ago. This displacement mechanism makes this hero the most difficult to catch in the game. If you want to solo with the female assassin, you must learn to predict her position.

Xun had played a lot of female assassins. He memorized the time and place when Timeless used her skills, and stayed at that position, waiting for Timeless to flash back and fall into his trap.

Until the lively voice of the female assassin sounded in his ears again: "Hello again, friend."

Xun's pupils shrank - Timeless did not use flashback, this was a trap he laid with a fake move!

【less killed】

At this time, OB just gave Xun a shot.

The hot-blooded young man gritted his teeth, his cheeks puffed up, and looked unwilling, just like the protagonist in the comics who was teased by the villain.

Timeless, who had been avoiding solos with Xun for the sake of the team, finally said happily: "It's so funny, this idiot really thought I didn't dare to solo with him."

Cheese screamed, "Captain is so handsome, brother is so handsome!"

RH's temporary strategy of selling stones has been effective, winning consecutive

Points B and C won the first round. Shine alone accounted for 45% of the team's output.

In the next two games, Shitou kept his mentality stable and played better and better. The double C continued to lead the team. RH won the first three games, the score came to 3:0, and they had four match points.

In the regular season, RH once shut out the Sakura team. If they let the Sakura team score a point today, it would be a setback for them.

Why drag the game to the fifth inning when it can be finished in four innings? They don’t want to play overtime at all.

In the last wave of the big game, RH presented the audience with a perfect team battle:

Boulder and Cheese teamed up to kill Sakura's nanny;

Xun followed Timeless's example and used the female assassin, flashing back and forth at the target point. However, Shine's sniper found his head when he flashed back, and sent him back to the resurrection point to reunite with his nanny.

Finally, Timeless, holding a blade, completed the harvest on the battlefield neatly and efficiently.

Sakura was wiped out.

Following the regular season, Shanghai RH once again shut out Tokyo Sakura in London.

The foreign hosts kept shouting "Unbelievable" and "Perfect".

The whole audience cheered.

Shi Du took off his headphones and subconsciously looked for Yu Zhaohan's gaze.

Yu Zhaohan was also looking at him, with a faint smile in his eyes, and his world-weary face was no longer cold: "Did you enjoy the fight, boyfriend?"

The American referee standing behind them didn't understand Chinese and didn't know what Shine said, but he could see Timeless's pupils being lit up little by little by the lights on the scene and by his captain.

Youth is brilliant and dazzling like stars.

Fans from different countries, different skin colors, and different beliefs are shouting the same two IDs at this moment.

Timeless, Timeless, Timeless.

Shine, Shine, Shine.

——It’s him and the person he likes.

Shi Du chuckled and said lazily, "It feels great."

When shaking hands with the Sakura team, Xun's target became Shidu again. He shook Shidu's hand and said, "Wait - wait at the top, I will surpass you!"

Shi Du: “Okay.”

RH's four starting players all played a lot of brilliant operations. Boulder's average number of injuries per death (players died once per game)

The most common comments in the live broadcast room, besides [Shine is awesome] and [Timeless is my superman], were [Boulder is sorry] and [Those who just insulted Boulder, please come out and apologize].

In the end, the MVP of this game was given to Shine, who had explosive damage.

After the game, the official wanted to invite Shine to an interview, and Lao Tan agreed. Anyway, since Qi Xian was not there, it didn't matter who played - as long as it wasn't Timeless.

Then he heard Timeless ask the staff: "Who is here to interview?"

Staff: “It’s Alva.”

Shi Du smiled and said, "Then I'll go. Our captain doesn't like to talk nonsense."

Yu Zhaohan cooperated and said "hmm".

"No!" Old Tan sternly refused, "No matter who goes, it can't be you!"

Even Cheese can see what Alva thinks of Shine. Letting Timeless accept Alva's interview at this time, are they trying to make tens of millions of viewers jealous?

Shi Du smiled and assured him: "Don't worry, I will answer whatever he asks and will never cause any trouble."

Timeless’ popularity is there, and the official is more willing to let Timeless be interviewed when they can’t invite Shine.

Lao Tan was forced to give in and followed Timeless to the front desk, thinking that if Timeless said something outrageous, he would rush up and grab the microphone.

Alva was told that he was going to interview Shine, but Timeless came instead. It would be a lie to say that he was not disappointed. However, Alva kept a polite smile and asked the questions he had prepared in advance.

Alva: "Welcome Timeless to our interview booth. This is RH's first playoff game of the season, how does it feel?"

Shi Du: “It feels okay.”

Alva: "Many fans have noticed that Clown hasn't been on the show for a while. Can I ask what's going on?"

Old Tan thought Timeless would throw out a "No" and embarrass the whole audience, but he didn't expect Timeless to give a very decent answer.

"Sorry, it's not convenient to reveal it for now." Shi Du said, "But I can tell the fans that Clown will definitely come back."

Everything was normal and Lao Tan breathed a sigh of relief.

Alva smiled and said, "Okay, last question - Ti

meless, do you have anything to say to the fans who support RH? "

"Thank you for your support, I will continue to work hard," Shi Du said while looking directly at the camera, "Also, my captain is very busy and has no time to date others. I hope that certain people will bother him less. I won't name them specifically, Alva."

Alva: “…”

Old Tan's eyes went dark and he almost fainted. He tremblingly clicked on the live broadcast, and the barrage of comments really exploded as he expected.

[Hmm? I vaguely sense the aura of Shura Field]

[Thanks to Timeless for helping me get rid of the crazy lovers who were pestering my wife. Thank you very much [bow]]

[Hahahaha what a great "I won't name anyone specifically"]

[Key point: No time to date "others", do you mean he is free to date you? ]

Shi Du returned to the lounge, and before Old Tan could even roar, he was interrupted by Yu Zhaohan.

"Everyone has worked hard." Yu Zhaohan said, "We won't review the game tonight. Let's all go and relax."

Cheese was overjoyed: "Great, Xiao Jiang, let's go play in the swimming pool! Do you want to come with Shitou?"

Jiang Di: “Okay.”

Shitou smiled innocently and said, "Don't laugh at me for telling you this. I didn't sleep all night yesterday. I was quite awake during the game, but now I feel a little dazed. I want to go back to my room to catch up on some sleep."

"Oh, then you should have a good rest." Cheese asked Yu Zhaohan again: "Captain, are you coming?"

Yu Zhaohan said: "I have arrangements."

Shi Du looked at Yu Zhaohan.

His wife has plans? How come he doesn't know?

On the way back to the hotel, Shi Du asked Yu Zhaohan about the so-called arrangement. Yu Zhaohan said, "I remember that the university your family helped you apply for is in the UK. Do you want to take this opportunity to go and take a look?"

"No." Shi Du raised his eyebrows, without any special reaction, "Why are you asking this?"

Maybe it was because they won a great victory, Shi Du seemed to be in a good mood, as if he no longer took his previous troubles seriously.

Yu Zhaohan was not very good at lying in front of Shi Du, so he looked away: "I was just asking casually."

Shi Du laughed and said, "Good question. Don't ask it next time."

Yu Zhaohan said "Oh" and silently thought about other ways.

Shi Du asked him, "Are you hungry, baby? Let's go back for a midnight snack?"

Yu Zhaohan shook his head: "No, I'm not hungry."

Shi Du was a little hungry.

Han was not hungry, but he was too lazy to go out for a midnight snack alone, so he planned to go back and just eat two slices of bread.

The two returned to the room, Yu Zhaohan touched his stomach and said, "Shi Du, I think I'm hungry again."

Shi Du said with a smile: "Ten minutes ago you said you were not hungry?"

Yu Zhaohan used a blank expression to cover up his guilty conscience: "My feeling just now was wrong."

Shi Du didn't think much about it: "Let's go, I'll take you to have a midnight snack."

"But Shidu, I don't want to walk anymore." Yu Zhaohan said, "Can you please pack some midnight snack for me? Thank you."

Shi Du: "No need to thank me."

There is a 24-hour fast food restaurant near the hotel. When Shi Du went there, he ran into Bi'an who was eating a midnight snack alone.

The fast food restaurant's signature roast chicken was sold out, and the next batch would take ten minutes to arrive. Shi Du sat down opposite Bi'an, chatting with the former captain while waiting for the chicken.

"You played beautifully today and attracted a lot of foreign fans." Bi'an said, "Um, is Alva really chasing Team Yu?"

Shi Du raised his eyes and glanced at him, then said coldly, "Drink your Coke."

"Don't be so harsh on me. I don't agree with this marriage. My Dayu team is not something that ordinary people can get involved in." Bi'an asked casually, "By the way, who did you fight with in the end?"

Shi Du was looking up information on his phone and answered casually, "Lawman."

"Ahem—" Bi'an nearly choked on the Coke: "Then why are you so calm?"

"Yes," Shi Du smiled, "Are you envious?"

"Are you that confident?"

"Otherwise? If you don't have confidence, you will lose half of your money, understand?"

At this time, several messages popped up on the phone. Shi Du clicked on them and saw that they were all from Yu Zhaohan.

【Shine: When will you come back? 】

[Shine: I want to take off your clothes right away, and then be tortured by you until I cry]

【Shine: Are you comfortable like this?】

[Shine: Please, husband, stay in there forever and don’t come out]

Finally, there is one more photo: a pair of white and slender legs are caressing each other on the bed, and the pure white sheets are curled up between the legs, pure and gorgeous.

Shi Du's brain exploded.

He stood up suddenly, his heart beating violently, his breathing becoming short, and even a layer of sweat appearing on his forehead.

Where did Yu Zhaohan learn Dirtytalk? !

Bi'an noticed that Shidu looked unhappy, so he stood up and asked

: "What's going on?"

Shi Du decisively locked the screen and took another big gulp of iced Sprite, his Adam's apple rolling up and down.

Bi'an was frightened by Shidu's reaction and patted him on the back, "Fuck brother, are you okay?"

Shi Du, who could no longer separate the man and the chicken, shook off Bi'an's hand and turned away.

The other side shouted after him, "Timeless? You don't want your chicken anymore??!"

In the hotel room, Yu Zhaohan looked down at it, unsure of what to do. It was clearly a few words he sent to Shi Du that woke it up.

This is the power of words. I hope Shi Du can feel his good intentions.

Yu Zhaohan waited for a while but received no reply from Shi Du. Just as he took off his clothes and prepared to take a shower, Shi Du's message came again.

【Timeless: Open the door】

Yu Zhaohan hurriedly put on the hotel's bathrobe and opened the door, but not completely, as there was a door chain lock in the middle.

The two looked at each other through a crack in the door.

Yu Zhaohan saw the boy’s slightly red eyes.

"Why are you back?"

Shi Du panted slightly and said, "If I don't come back, who else do you want to come back?"

Yu Zhaohan hesitated and said, "Shi Du, can't you see? I'm practicing long-distance relationships with you."

He finally managed to find some time, and then went to great lengths to trick Shi Du away. He had just begun practicing.

"What's the point of talking about a long-distance relationship?" The boy put his hand on the door, as if he wanted to tear it down, "Open the door!"