Everyone's Crazy! The Metaphysics Little Dumpling Heals the World

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Chapter 37 The child is so noisy, let’s kill him

Chapter 37 The child is so noisy, let’s kill him

Shen Chenzhou rarely showed his emotions, but he couldn't help but twitch his eyebrows in front of the child.

He didn't want to say anything. He just glanced at Xingxing calmly, picked her up from the bed and threw her out the door.

Why is the child so troublesome?

Let her live or die.

The way he carried the child was somewhat similar to the way the wolf carried the child.

Xingxing was dragged out of the room for no apparent reason before she even woke up.

She sat on the ground like a confused little kitten.

Xingxing blinked her dazed eyes, stared at the closed door, pursed her face, and looked a little aggrieved.

Xingxing didn't quite understand why she was picked out just because she said she wanted to complain?

I just came out of the warm bed and now I am sitting on the cold floor of the corridor.

Xingxing wrinkled her little nose——

"Ah!" He sneezed.

Her little brain was not able to clearly understand her father's impatient emotions, so the child did not want to cry.

It's just a little cold.

After sneezing, his little nose was still itchy, so Xingxing sniffed and sneezed again.

The sound of a child's sneeze is tender and soft.

The stars decided not to just sit there.

She was just about to stand up and knock on the door, asking her father to let her in.

As a result, the door opened before the little hand knocked on it.

Shen Chenzhou opened the door and looked down at the stars.

His brows seemed to be wrinkled, but the light source was behind him, so his expression was difficult to see clearly.

All that could be seen was the upper half of his face, cast in deep shadow—

It's like the most typical villain image on TV.

Before Xingxing could react, Shen Chenzhou once again grabbed Xingxing's clothes from behind and brought her in from outside.

The child is listless due to lack of sleep.

Shen Chenzhou carried her to the carpet at the door of the bedroom bathroom.

Xingxing stood still, rubbed her eyes with her little hands, and heard Shen Chenzhou say:

"I can allow you to sleep in my room, but you are not allowed to sleep in my bed.

"The sofa next to it is big enough for you to sleep on. There is also a blanket on it."

Having said that, he raised his chin and motioned Xingxing to go to the bathroom:

"This is the bathroom. If you want to solve your personal problems, do it yourself and don't make any noise. I'm going to rest."

It was still the same low, elegant, and neither fast nor slow voice, but if you listened carefully you could already hear a strong sense of impatience.

Shen Chenzhou suddenly felt a little regretful. He shouldn't have kept this troublesome thing.

His long paragraph contained a lot of information, and Xingxing tilted her head and tried to sort it out.

Fortunately, she was a smart baby. She roughly understood what Shen Chenzhou meant and nodded vigorously:

"Okay, Dad."

Because the baby's voice is still a little hoarse after just waking up, it sounds more like the tender cry of a kitten.

Shen Chenzhou had an expressionless face as he looked at the stars and walked into the bathroom with his short legs.

As soon as he turned around and was about to go to bed, he heard the child calling him in a sticky voice.

“Dad, dad…”

So noisy. So annoying.

Shen Chenzhou didn't want to pay attention to Xingxing.

But the child persisted and persisted -

"Woo woo...Dad!"

Shen Chenzhou already had trouble falling asleep, and now he was disturbed by the child.

He took a deep breath and couldn't help but reach for the head of the bed.

There is a gun there, just pull the trigger. Everything is quiet.

His bony fingers tapped the black barrel of the gun, but he finally put it away and strode towards the bathroom:

"What's the matter?"

The usually elegant voice was tinged with danger, but the child was unaware.

Xingxing was standing by the toilet with a wronged look on her face, and pointed with her little finger:

"I can't go up to the stars..."

This is a smart toilet for adults, but it is a bit too high for a three-and-a-half-year-old child.

Just like the stars were fighting with the sofa downstairs, they were now fighting with the toilet.

Unfortunately, the toilet was so slippery that there was no place to grab, so I couldn't get on.

I had to ask my dad for help~

Shen Chenzhou closed his eyes, wondering why he still had such a good temper.

He walked over, picked up Xingxing again, and placed her on the toilet.

"Okay. When you're done using the restroom, press this button and it will automatically rinse and dry. When you're done, just jump out."

He used up his last bit of patience to explain.

A child can’t climb up to this height, but can easily jump down.

Xingxing sat on the edge of the toilet and nodded vigorously: "Okay, Dad!"

His calves were shaking all over and couldn't touch the ground at all.

He tried hard to grab the cabinet on the side with his little hands to avoid falling.

It was Xingxing’s first time to use this kind of smart toilet for adults, and she found it a bit novel.

She used to use those small toilets for children.

The child didn't feel uncomfortable at all because of his father's depressing tone.

Shen Chenzhou never wanted to hear any sound from the stars again.

He looked down at her coldly: "Go to bed after using the toilet, and keep your voice down. Don't call me again."

Xingxing pouted aggrievedly: "Oh...Okay."

Watching Dad stride out of the bathroom and hearing the sound of Dad going to bed, Xingxing began to huff in earnest.

Hmm~comfortable.

After the child finished laughing, she remembered Shen Chenzhou’s teaching just now. When she saw the button, she was suddenly dumbfounded.

She can't get enough!

The child has short arms.

For an adult, this distance may just require stretching to the side, but a child would have to lean his entire upper body over.

Xingxing grinned, his short legs wobbling, but he couldn't find any balance.

Oh no, it’s almost there! Come on, Xingxing!

The stars puffed up their little mouths, shining brightly, and cheered themselves up in their hearts.

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Shen Chenzhou lay flat on the bed, feeling sleepy.

He was a light sleeper to begin with, and now that the child had disturbed him like that, he almost didn't want to sleep anymore.

Just when I was about to close my eyes and rest for a while, I heard the sound of a child coming from the bathroom again -

"Woo woo, daddy daddy!"

His eyebrows jumped violently, and he couldn't help but clench his fist.

I originally didn't want to pay attention to the child, but the child kept crying.

Shen Chenzhou has never wanted to kill anyone more than at this moment.

The last bit of sleepiness was gone, he suddenly stood up, picked up the gun and strode to the bathroom.

He was about to put the black muzzle of the gun against the child's head, but the moment he saw the scene clearly, his steps stopped and the corners of his mouth twitched.

The child fell into the toilet.

Xingxing fell into the toilet in a V shape.

The little feet and hands were raised high, and the butt was sitting in the deepest part of the toilet.

With his head tilted back and his face red:

"I'm sorry, Dad..."

Xingxing is really a little embarrassed this time.

"Xingxing didn't mean it..."

She just wanted to press the button, but she accidentally lost her balance and sat on the toilet...

After the child apologized, he rubbed his head, opened his arms towards Shen Chenzhou, and smiled sweetly: "Daddy, hug me."

Shen Chenzhou closed his eyes.

He only wants to do one thing now.

That is to press the flush button and flush the child.

Staring at Xingxing's clear and innocent eyes, Shen Chenzhou grabbed Xingxing's collar——

With a "pop" sound, Xingxing was pulled out of the toilet.

The child is now wet.

Shen Chenzhou would never allow a child who fell into the toilet to appear in his home.

A cloud of gloom covered that always elegant face.

He put the child on the ground and said, "Don't move."

Then he made a phone call: "Li Fang. Come to my house and help me."