A campus ensemble story, with slow-burn humor.
Fragment 1: Regarding Bro Yang's fear of dogs.
"Woof!"
Gao Liyang: "Help—"
Zhou Xi chuckled: "You...
Braised Pork
Lu Zisheng is a man of action, and he means what he says about moving.
According to his observation, it was not actually hot here at night. A mat was enough in the middle of the night, and even a small quilt was needed. So Lu Zisheng carried a foldable mat and grabbed a handful of disposable toiletries from the cabinet.
I originally wanted to pull Gao Liyang along, but was stopped by the childish old man. I had to let one of us go and the other stayed to play chess with him.
Gao Liyang could have slept on the floor, but he disliked Lu Zisheng, who was like a firecracker all day long and could not stop. So, Lu Zisheng's departure was just what he wanted. It would be easy for him to play chess with the old man.
Lu Zisheng also had another plan. The four of them would get a hot pot, drink some wine, and have a video chat with Xiao Xiaoyu and Gao Yuanyuan. He thought that after all, the old man was still there, and he was afraid that some of the words he said might be considered disrespectful to them.
So, hehe, Lu Zisheng begged Zhong Yinan for help, moved a lot of things from the kitchen, and also borrowed Zhou Xi's time for a meal.
Zhong Yinan thought that young people should have some space of their own, so he let them go. He even helped prepare the ingredients for the hot pot and picked some vegetables from the fields, washed them and made them into the hot pot.
It just so happened that Zhou Xi had two small electric scooters stuffed with things, and the four of them just rode away.
Xu Shulan stood at the door and watched them go away, smiled, and said, "It's good."
Their children should have fun with interesting friends, laugh more, and play around, which is what they should do at their age.
"Don't be so happy. Think carefully about how you're going to explain it to Tongtong. Time is running out."
Zhong Yinan supported Xu Shulan. Her health was getting worse. If Zhou Xi hadn't been busy with his studies and hadn't come back often, otherwise...
"Alas, what's there to explain? Birth, aging, sickness, and death are all normal. Living this long is enough. It's just a pity for you!"
"I don't have anything to regret. You are the one who should be regretted. You will never have peace of mind in your life."
"Of course I don't. I know what's going on. Don't worry about it. Be careful not to get a few more gray hairs."
Zhong Yinan glanced at Xu Shulan's hair. It was so dazzling and white, a testimony to her hard work. "Okay, okay, I won't say any more. Go back and rest. I won't look at your treasures anymore. Do you hear me?"
"I know! Noob!"
"Hey, when will Xiao Yang bring his girlfriend back to see her? I'm afraid I won't be able to see her!"
Zhong Yinan gritted his teeth and suppressed his sadness: "I'll make arrangements! Just wait, don't worry."
"Okay, okay."
Zhong Yinan supported Xu Shulan as they walked slowly, but he also forgot when Xu Shulan first needed someone to support her...
"Wow! It feels so good, oh wow!"
"Drive slower!" Chen Yu mumbled, holding a bag of food that Zhong Yinan had stuffed into their mouths in one hand and covering his nose with the other.
Gao Liyang and Zhou Xi fell behind, so Lu Zisheng started to pursue excitement and race his electric bike. Now that there were not many people on the road, he was even more unscrupulous.
"Okay! Wait for them, hey, let's listen to some gossip!"
In fact, they were almost at Chen Yu's house. Lu Zisheng saw a group of people gathered not far away, arguing with each other and saying some wild words. It was very lively.
He loves melons so much, how could he miss it? And the melons in the countryside are much more interesting, much better than those in the city.
"Wait a minute, you..." Chen Yu was shaken all the way and felt that the fruit he was eating was about to fall out.
"You take a break, I'll go take a look!"
Chen Yu slid forward, holding the handle of the bike, covering his stomach with one hand, and glanced at Lu Zisheng, who was wearing trendy branded clothes and squeezed in among a bunch of short and fat people. He looked really handsome.
"Why don't you leave?" Zhou Xi stopped the car and the person behind him jumped out.
Chen Yu stood by for a while and also heard something: "He went to read the gossip."
"Come on, let's go and take a look!"
Zhou Xi parked the car and glanced at Chen Yu: "Keep an eye on it for a while, I'll be back soon."
"Um."
Gao Liyang spotted Lu Zisheng in the front row in the crowd at a glance. He seemed to be a nice guy, so he managed to get a small stool and chatted with the aunt next to him. He even got a handful of sunflower seeds from the aunt.
Gao Liyang was tall and could see some things even from the outside, so he had no intention of going in. And without him asking, the chattering people around him could piece together the whole story.
Well, to be precise, he and Zhou Xi knew it last night, but they didn't know the relationship between the characters. They didn't expect it to be so wild.
On a dark and windy night, the father-in-law and daughter-in-law were caught groping in the open fields.
Tsk! I didn't expect that there are still such plots nowadays. However, the more clichéd and melodramatic it is, the more interesting it is. It is a good gossip and joke for these country folks.
Gao Liyang secretly took a photo and sent it to Xiao Xiaoyu. As expected, she wanted to travel through time and space.
"Let's go."
"Hey, we haven't seen the end yet, are we only halfway through the show?" Gao Liyang said this, but his legs obediently followed Zhou Xi.
"Some of them are bullshit and dirty eyes."
"That's quite embarrassing, it's just..."
"I didn't expect that the first time I saw this kind of outdoor battle was with you. It's so strange."
Zhou Xi glanced at Gao Liyang coldly, speechless: "Is it good? Do you want to see more?"
"Eh! That's so disgusting! We are so unlucky. We were just picking melons, but we encountered something like this. It's a dark history in our lives!" Gao Liyang got goosebumps all over his body. Fortunately, it was night. If it was broad daylight, he could really pull Zhou Xi to bang his head against the wall.
"Don't tell anyone, don't tell anyone, do you hear me?"
"Please beg me." Zhou Xi sat steadily on the electric scooter, supporting his chin with his hands, looking quite relaxed.
"No, beg? Do you really want to tell others about this?"
"you guess?"
"Sister Zhou, you've changed. You weren't like this before."
"Yeah?"
…
After Lu Zisheng answered the call, he threw away his phone, rushed over and punched Gao Liyang. Not feeling that was not enough, he added a chokehold. Unfortunately, Gao Liyang did not react at all.
"Fuck! Chen Yu didn't betray me, but you actually betrayed me!"
Lu Zisheng brought Chen Yuji back to his home to play. His mother turned into a gentle and generous lady, very enthusiastic, greeting him in many ways and adding his contact information.
He wanted to snatch Chen Yu away and treat him as his own son. His eyelids twitched as he watched. He always felt that Chen Yu, who was so obedient in front of his mother, must be holding back a big move behind the scenes. But...
"Doesn't your mother love to eat melons? How could you forget her for such a good thing? You are her filial son."
"That's perfect. Use your eloquence and give Mom a little fun after dinner."
"Fuck you, I'm dying of thirst." Lu Zisheng felt that it was definitely the influence of his powerful genes, otherwise why would he be unable to walk after seeing gossip.
"hehe!"
I don't know when Chen Yu stood behind him holding a hot pot, smiling in a sinister way.
"what!"
"A good dog doesn't block the road. I called you several times, but you didn't hear me."
Lu Zisheng looked at the pot of red oil. His feast for the night was all here. If he pissed off Chen Yu, Chen Yu could turn into a green tea monster and kill him.
Lu Zisheng moved away with his tail between his legs: "Oh."
"Go buy some drinks."
"oh!"
"Cowardly." Gao Liyang lay on the lazy chair, fanning himself with a palm-leaf fan.
"Tsk!" Lu Zisheng angrily took the keys and set off quickly.
"cheers!"
"cheers!"
Wine, cola, fruit tea, and Wangzai milk, when four different cans are put together, there is a certain harmony in the atmosphere.
"ha!"
“It feels so good!”
Bubbles were bubbling in the red oil pot, and Chen Yu picked up a spoon and poured in the things that were hard to boil.
“Come, come, come!”
“Video call them!”
"Let me do it." Zhou Xi took a sip of Coke, and small clusters of fireworks exploded from his mouth to his stomach.
“Beep, beep, beep!”
Gao Liyang immediately took something, placed Zhou Xi's phone on it, and adjusted the angle.
"Hello!"
"Hey! Gao Yuanyuan!"
"Hello, you guys, it's time to eat!"
Lu Zisheng picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks, dipped it in chili sauce, and put it in front of the camera: "See? Wow! It smells delicious!"
"Oh my!"
"What is that!" Lu Zisheng's hand trembled and the meat almost slipped out.
"The dog, I found it."
"Woof woof!"
"Woof!"
A white puppy was wagging its tail wildly and scratching at the camera, not afraid at all. Gao Yuanyuan held up her mobile phone to prevent it from succeeding.
"Oh my god! It's so small! But its eyes are so sharp that it can see the meat through the screen."
"Yuanyuan, what's its name?"
"Hallo! Babies! Here I come——"
The screen on the phone changed from two to three, with the golden color occupying the entire screen.
"What the hell! You! What the hell are you doing?! What's wrong with your hair?"
Gao Liyang glanced at his cell phone, and without hesitation, he scooped up a spoonful of meat slices from the bottom of the pot and pulled over a bowl next to it.
"Thank you." Zhou Xi moved the bowl back, picked out the peppercorns and chili peppers from the bowl, and scooped up a handful of vegetables with his chopsticks.
The meat slices were just right, not overcooked, very tender and hot, and a thin layer of sweat inevitably appeared on my forehead.
"Xiaoyu! You, dyed your hair!"
The camera tilted slightly, Xiao Xiaoyu stepped back a little, her head spinning around: "How is it? It's not good!"
"It looks great! So pretty!"
"Why did you suddenly dye your hair? Who agrees?" Gao Liyang put some more food in, put down his chopsticks, and waited for the pot to boil.
"Tsk! Who cares? I dye my hair the way I want. It's called fashion!"
One of the reasons Xiao Xiaoyu didn't mention it was because her black hair stood out among the other hairs, so she was treated differently, some by her so-called classmates, and some by her teachers.
Damn it, I was teased by some dead yellow-haired guys a few times. What's wrong with looking young? Screw his ancestors.
Lu Zisheng opened another bottle of beer: "So this is why you refused to open the video for a few days!"
"Yeah, I just finished that one a couple of days ago. It's too ugly, I can't show it to anyone. By the way, Yuanyuan, what's the puppy's name?"
“Braised pork!”
"Woof!"
"Hey, you're such an obedient dog! Nice name, huh? You love braised pork, don't you?"
"Yeah, he's very clingy and brave, and not afraid of people at all." Gao Yuanyuan gave a small toy to Hong Shao Rou and immediately stopped fiddling with her phone.
Gao Yuanyuan fell on the bed laughing, remembering the time when she first met Hong Shao Rou. She had just moved to a new residential complex and got lost in the back streets. When she passed through the alley, she suddenly got stuck to a little tail.
She was a little scared, but the dog seemed to sense her fear, so it stood there and looked at her eagerly. It was so small, with tears in its eyes and its body was dirty, as if it had been bullied.
"Woof!"
She hesitated and turned around to continue walking, thinking that the dog was no longer following her. But when she turned around again, the dog was still keeping the same distance from her, still clinging to her with its tearful eyes.
When Gao Yuanyuan came back, her mother saw her holding the dog in her arms.
Gao Liyang put the can in front of his mouth and quietly looked at the dog on the small screen.
Zhou Xi noticed that someone's eyes were dazed, so he nudged him with his elbow and lowered his voice: "Still looking?"
"Yeah, curious."
Even though they were a little distance apart, Zhou Xi could actually smell Gao Liyang's drink, a strawberry-flavored fruit tea. He was so curious: "So this is him, a weak but courageous person?"
Chen Yu didn't say much, just ate while listening to the three of them bickering around the small screen.
Frogs were croaking outside, and occasionally there were some other noises. The lights in the house were not very bright, and there were some mosquitoes and bugs flying around on them, and their shadows were swaying around.
Chen Yu's family lit mosquito coils early in the morning. They were not the common round mosquito coils, but the long ones similar to those used for burning incense. This is a specialty of their place. Two at a time were inserted into an abandoned small iron basin, half of which was filled with fine sand.
"Hmph! Your comprehension ability is perfect, you've made progress." Gao Liyang tilted his head, his body shaking with laughter.
“Woof! Woof woof…”
Xiao Xiaoyu was huddled in the empty room with only a desk lamp on. The lamp emitted a dazzling white light, making it look like an empty room that had just been cleaned out, with very few things in it.
"I have good news for you. I'm going back soon!"
"real!"
“Ahhhh!”
Chen Yu moved to the side a little, his ears were almost deafened by Lu Zisheng.
“When?”
"Guess? Well, let me think about it. I'm still considering it."
Gao Yuanyuan touched the dog's round head and pulled its little ears to play with it: "What a pity, I can't go back."
"Okay, Yuanyuan, it's okay. I will definitely go back during the Chinese New Year and we will play together then!" Xiao Xiaoyu touched the little people on the screen.
"Um!"
"What are you thinking about! What's there to think about! Come back right now!" Lu Zisheng snatched the phone and scared Gao Yuanyuan with his big face.
"Woof!"
The dog in her hand felt hurt by being pinched, and expressed dissatisfaction, rubbing against her hard. Gao Yuanyuan threw the phone to the dog. Sure enough, the dog was very excited, patting her hard with its paws, but did not bite or lick her.
Gao Yuanyuan held her chin up and looked at the dog, she couldn't help but sigh that the dog was really cunning. After it became familiar with the territory, its true nature was exposed, it started to play around, being naughty and teasing. Sometimes when she saw it getting into trouble, she would get so angry that she would chase it all over the house, shouting while chasing, and sometimes she could even speak a coherent sentence.
The dog is very smart. When he saw Gao Yuanyuan getting angry, he immediately admitted his mistake and acted coquettishly. He stared at her with his big eyes, made small movements all the time, and scratched with his claws, making her vent all her anger.
She knew that her mother didn't like dogs very much, so she often trained the dog and didn't let it run around. When she went to class during the day, she locked the dog in the room and only asked her mother to pour some dog food.
Fortunately, the dog is very smart and knows that grandma is not easy to mess with. He behaves well every time and tries to please grandma by using his big, daring eyes to confuse grandma.
"Tsk! What if I get a broken leg? It's so far, I need to check the plane tickets! I have a lot of homework, if I don't arrange it well, the teacher will scold me to death..."
Xiao Xiaoyu chattered away, but Lu Sheng listened in one ear and out the other, only extracting the useful information.
Book a flight.
"By the way, Chen Yu, let me tell you something..."
Several people ate to their heart's content that night. After hanging up the video, Lu Zisheng felt itchy and couldn't help it. He thought about it and finally came up with a perfect plan, which he implemented in a roundabout way.
Finally, through some special means, the photos taken by Zhou Xi were obtained.
Gao Liyang and Chen Yu had murderous looks on their faces, and they forced Lu Zisheng to drink several cans of beer. In the end, two red clouds appeared on his face, and he started to whine and howl like a ghost.
Gao Liyang found Lu Zisheng's phone and skillfully unlocked it with Lu Zisheng's great middle finger, letting him stay away and play with his phone by himself.
As for the photos, forget it. Everyone has a bit of youth.
In the next few days, Lu Zisheng lay in Chen Yu's house, living a life of drunkenness and dreaming, using special means to make Le Yan
Willingly play games with him.
Gao Liyang lived the life of an old cadre. In the morning, he accompanied the old man and Zhou Xi for a run, and ate on time. He went to bed early and got up early, and slept well, of course, ignoring the crowing at certain times.
He would play chess with the old man for two hours every day, and then Zhou Xi would take over for another half an hour, and finally receive a word from the old man.
Young people are good, and the younger generation is to be feared.
As expected, the evening self-study class after returning to school was a major inspection. The first focus was homework, the second focus was appearance, and the third focus was banned books and mobile phones.
After the grade meeting, Chen Liuyan came out and saw the inspection results compiled by the student union in the work group. She immediately became furious and rushed back to the class.
I don't know when someone saw Chen Liuyan standing at the door with a serious face. At this time, everyone had a tacit understanding, lowered their heads and pretended to be deaf, and was very busy with their hands.
Chen Liuyan looked at the clock. Half an hour was enough.
Quadruple Kill Enabled...