A campus ensemble story, with slow-burn humor.
Fragment 1: Regarding Bro Yang's fear of dogs.
"Woof!"
Gao Liyang: "Help—"
Zhou Xi chuckled: "You...
Hibiscus
"Quack!"
“Quack!”
"Hey, your nickname is Tongtong? Which Tong?"
The young man pronounced the two words in a deep voice with great charm, and at the end, he hummed and laughed like a little hook.
Zhou Xi blinked: "Tong in childhood."
"Oh, Tongtong."
Zhou Xi: “…”
"Could you please stop speaking in that scumbag voice of yours?" Zhou Xi's eyelids twitched and his ears felt numb.
"where……"
"Woof!"
“Oh my god!”
It was late at night and Zhou Xi was feeling annoyed when he was suddenly dragged to the ground and almost fell face first onto the ground.
"Are you sick?"
"release!"
"Um, there's a dog." Gao Liyang awkwardly let go of the slender hand that was holding him. His whole body was filled with the same classic scent of toilet water as him, light and quite pleasant.
The man ran behind her, dodging back and forth, refusing to let go. Zhou Xi laughed angrily: "Are you afraid of dogs?"
"Hide, where?"
"Uh, yeah, yeah, I wipe?"
"Here it comes! It, it's coming!"
"Ah! Zhou Xiaoxi!"
"Dog! Dog!"
"No, it's not, brother!"
"Don't come over here!"
"I……"
"Don't run!" Zhou Xi had no choice but to grab the man and drag him to the side of the path to make way for the dog.
Gao Liyang blinked and hid behind Zhou Xi, daring to only show his eyes, dodging and dodging, afraid to meet those glowing eyes. It was so damn scary, it was like a hellish existence, he would definitely have nightmares tonight!!!
The dog stretched its neck, took small steps, wagged its tail high, and passed by them nonchalantly without even glancing at them.
"That's enough."
"Oh, that's enough. You're scratching me."
In the moonlight, Zhou Xi looked down at Gao Liyang's arm, which was really red.
…
Zhou Xi felt her temples throbbing. A handsome guy over 1.8 meters tall was hiding behind her, acting like a little wife, awkward and delicate.
pain?
She didn't use much effort at all, yet, it turned red?
"You're afraid of dogs."
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Gao Liyang changed hands while holding the bucket.
"I'm afraid of dogs. When I was a kid, I was chased by a dog and it left a scar on me."
"Besides, didn't you see that fat guy just now? He ate more than me, tsk!"
Gao Liyang was really put off by the dogs in the countryside. They were all fat, had very good food, and were very fierce. They glared at people with their little eyes, looking down on people.
Zhou Xi tilted his head, crossed his arms, and sighed. He was so timid, no wonder he didn't want to come out. "Next time you see a dog, don't run. The more you run, the more excited it gets. Remember?"
"Yeah, there better not be a next time!"
"Don't laugh, what's so funny? Lead the way!"
Zhou Xi raised his chin as he led Gao Liyang across the muddy path.
"That one."
"Will it?"
Gao Liyang put down the bucket, took out the sickle, and prepared himself: "Yes, it's easy! If you still don't know how to do it, you've been working in the kitchen for nothing after all these years."
A cool breeze blew over, and Gao Liyang shivered, feeling goose bumps on his arms.
Zhou Xi yawned and pointed to a place not far away: "Be careful, there are thorns on the cucumber."
"knew."
Gao Liyang walked forward a few steps, turned around, and saw.
Someone was walking slowly behind me, and he was so interested that he picked a leaf and smelled it for fun. The moonlight was above his head, and the shadow he cast was only a small one following behind him.
"Hey, all you do is order me around, like a big shot!"
"Tsk!" Zhou Xi dropped the leaf, put his hands in his pockets, and swung his ponytail behind his head, "Here it comes."
The long cucumber vines climbed up the rack and entangled tightly together. In the green, there were large and small yellow flower buds.
Gao Liyang used a sickle to carefully push aside the dense vines. Relying on his 2.0 vision, he pulled out a large cucumber lying between the vines and the wooden frame. "Hiss! There's something sticky on it."
"Just wipe it off later." Zhou Xi stood there bored, picked a few bright red peppers and threw them into the bucket.
"So disgusting, tsk tsk! As expected, I haven't been out in the field for too long."
"The cucumbers in the supermarket are all cleaned and are considered top quality. Each one is evenly slender and thornless. Oh, the farmers work so hard!"
The sickle and the vine rubbed quickly, and soon the cucumber was round, but the vine was rustling from being tossed around, and one or two fragile little flowers fell off.
Gao Liyang mourned for the two flowers for two seconds, then composed his expression: "Okay, okay, the big ones have been picked. There are still two small ones. Come back in a few days to pick them."
"Let's go home!"
The boy's voice was drawn out, his tone full of impatience. Zhou Xi took a breath of air mixed with soil, looked up, and sure enough, saw a pair of bright eyes, so affectionate that they blinded his own eyes, making him dare not look at them. Who made him look at people like that...
It's foul, it's unreasonable, and I want to cover up those seductive eyes.
Zhou Xi kicked the stone under her feet in frustration, but unfortunately, she kicked the person walking towards her...
Zhou Xi chose to play dead, with his hands in his pockets, looking at Gao Liyang coldly.
"Oh, you're murdering your deskmate? That's not okay." Gao Liyang, carrying a bucket, passed by Zhou Xi, relying on his height to satisfy his desire.
…
Smile.
Tonight, the third foul.
"Who told you to touch me?"
"Hahaha! Ouch!"
"Damn it! I just wanted to touch your head, but you're making such a fuss! Don't hit me in the face!"
"Classmate, you're a cool and cool academic, don't let your image fall apart! Hey, my hair! Don't move! Ahhh!"
"Stop pulling it, my hair is falling out! Ouch!"
Here, Zhong Yinan and Chen Yu were playing chess enthusiastically. They both sat upright, holding a small chess piece in their hands and frowning.
You don't let me, I don't let you, back and forth, eyes clashing, testing, groping, the fight makes the villain in my heart dance, scream, and rejoice.
Lu Zisheng stood aside with his hands on his hips, his feet restless as if they had blisters, looking here and there.
"Hurry up, hurry up, why are you two taking so long!"
"Shh!" Zhong Yinan placed a piece down and freed one hand to slap it.
Chen Yu stroked the smooth chess piece and said, "Watching the game in silence."
"I want to play too, hurry up!"
"Oh!"
Zhong Yinan was amused. It was Lu Zisheng's fault that he was too inexperienced. He was defeated in a short while. He was beaten to death, but he became more and more excited as the fight went on. He wished his butt was stuck to the stool and could hardly be driven away.
The boy is small but very fierce!
It is quite interesting to play with Chen Yu. He is a young man with some skills, steady and ruthless. I am not afraid of offending him at all. I can make him lose and feel uncomfortable.
"Oh, you guys..."
"Shut up!"
"Noisy!"
Lu Zisheng opened his eyes wide, as if he had suffered countless injuries. It hurt, it hurt too much. He was completely disliked by two people.
"stop!"
"Wait a moment!"
"I!"
Gao Liyang turned around suddenly, dropped the bucket, grabbed Zhou Xi's shoulders, and used his height to block the way behind him.
"Don't look! You..."
Gao Liyang's eyes were confused and his mouth was a little tied, not knowing what to say.
"have……"
Zhou Xi moved her shoulders, and a pair of big hands pressed on her shoulders, so hot...
"you……"
“Ah~”
There was a scream from not far away, and then there was no movement, as if dead.
Zhou Xi's long eyelashes trembled and he couldn't utter a word.
She saw it and regretted it. She shouldn't have disobeyed. She looked at Gao Liyang stiffly, with unspeakable meaning, and pushed him.
"Let's go."
"Let's go! Oh my god, this is so embarrassing, haha."
Gao Liyang felt that the air was polluted, his ears were polluted, and he himself was polluted!!!
I dug my toes into the ground awkwardly, everything I looked at was hot, and the bucket in my hand was the only thing I could hold on to. I wanted to take off on the spot.
Depend on!
"Stop talking." Zhou Xi felt his right eyelid start to twitch.
"Okay, let's go, cough!"
"Well!"
"that!"
"Shut up!"
"Oh." Gao Liyang followed Zhou Xi obediently, his ears turning red again.
…
"I……"
A hand stretched out from the wrinkled gray air-conditioning quilt, touching and touching little by little, but touched nothing.
"Where's your phone?"
“Tsk!”
“Ahhhhhh!”
A chicken coop hair appeared out of nowhere, and the owner of the chicken coop hair pounded the thick pillow several times.
"chicken!"
"oh!"
Lu Zisheng had a blank expression on his face. Damn, the alarm on his phone was clearly turned off!
So, he wasn't hallucinating. It was a rooster crowing! A rooster! A dead rooster!
What time is it now?
Six past five!!!!!!!
Lu Zisheng threw off the quilt and rushed to the window without even putting on his slippers.
“Swish!”
The curtains were drawn open, and the dazzling sunlight was like a death light, so bright that it was almost blinding.
“Ooooh!”
"Whoa whoa!"
"oh!"
"Hehe!" Lu Zisheng pulled a thin piece of cloth from the curtain, his eyes as if filled with poison, staring at the big rooster with its head held high and chest puffed out.
"snort?"
"Stare at me?"
"Stare at me? How dare you stare at me!"
Lu Zisheng let out a sharp roar: "I'm going to eat you!"
“Ooooh!”
In the morning sun, the big red-crowned rooster's tail looked like it was greased. It puffed out its chest, and its small eyes held no emotion, as if it was saying: Little trash.
The chickens in other houses seemed to have received an order, clucking one after another, as if they were competing to see who could last longer and breathe more.
"Whoa whoa--"
"oh!"
The soft mattress rose and fell, and Lu Zisheng, wearing a short shirt and shorts, lay on the bed with his arms and legs spread out.
The whole person looked like he had collapsed. He rolled up in the quilt and slurped the hot chicken rolls.
"Ah! I want to sleep——"
"Chicken! Just wait! If you dare to mess with me while I'm weak, I will never forgive you for taking away my consciousness!"
Lu Zisheng thought that he must have been possessed last night and was provoked into losing his mind by the two cunning guys. The battle lasted until twelve o'clock, and in the end even Chen Yu was left here.
Then, he returned to his room and went online to complete his daily tasks.
The most hateful thing is that he went to ask Gou Yang for help to make the quilt for him, but what did he get? Haha, a cold face and a slammed door, which almost ruined his straight nose!
I went to ask Chen Yu for help, but what did I get? Haha, there was no sound from the door at all, and he was sleeping like a dead pig.
It took him an hour to make the bed. Very good, he was sweating. He felt that if he was harassed by dead chickens like this in the next few days, he could blow up the earth.
He is going to Chen Yu's house!
By the way, roll up the bedding here, let Chen Yu come over, and use the electric scooter to drag it away.
"Hey! Xiao Sheng, you finally got up!"
"Old man, kill the remaining hen right now! Just keep the females for laying eggs, and don't leave any of the males."
After last night's warm-up, Lu Zisheng felt that he, Chen Yu and Zhong Yinan had become close friends and there was no pretentiousness in their words at all.
"No, they are very valuable!"
Zhong Yinan was wearing reading glasses and reading calmly, looking energetic, in stark contrast to Lu Zisheng who was sitting next to him, looking listless and exhausted.
"Hehe! He is indeed the young master. Look at the dark circles under his eyes."
"Ahhh! Old man, your chicken crows so loudly!"
"Hurry up and eat the porridge. It's still hot. There are side dishes on the table."
Zhong Yinan knew the young people would definitely stay in bed. If they couldn't get together to cook noodles, they would have already mushy. So, porridge was more convenient. On the table, there was bread, boiled eggs, sugar, pickled cucumbers with chili peppers, and sour beans, trying to satisfy everyone's tastes.
"Well, old man, for the sake of our revolutionary friendship, I'd like to make a deal with you. Please lend me your bedding. I'll sleep at Chen Yu's house so I can have some peace and quiet."
"Okay, whatever you want. It's good for you young people to be together."
"By the way, where are those two people?"
"They're slaughtering chickens in the back. Free labor."
"Really? I'll go, I'll go and take a look! It's strange, really strange, two cool guys doing this job!" Lu Zisheng carried the porridge, picked up a few chopsticks of cucumber and a few long beans, and immediately rushed to the backfield.
"Ah, you're still young, you get startled easily."
Lu Zisheng felt that this kind of rural life was really nourishing. A bowl of sweet porridge with pickles in the morning was so delicious that it drove away his sleepiness and filled his stomach.
"Hey! Master Lu finally got up!"
"Okay, okay, luckily I got up late. You two made me laugh to death..." Lu Zisheng leaned against the door frame, laughing so hard that the porridge in his mouth was about to flow out.
Two handsome and clean-cut guys condescended to sit on a small stool next to the pool, their black heads facing each other, and a big pink basin was stuck between them. The cock inside looked so pitiful, not only was it stripped naked, but it was also turned over and over, with no privacy at all.
The funniest thing is that they both wore aprons with big red flowers, which were too small for their manly heights. They were plucking the chicken feathers very seriously. Silence is golden, so cold. Don't you get the funny point?
Tsk! Lu Zisheng thought it was a pity that his phone was charging upstairs, otherwise he would have recorded it carefully and sent it to various communication groups to let all the fangirls see that their aloof white moonlight was a big red flower in the countryside.
"What a joke! You're not much better. Your task is to light the fire."
"What! Light a fire? No, there's no gas? Use firewood?" Lu Zisheng licked the porridge clean and felt that he could have another bowl.
Gao Liyang smiled and said, "Yes, but stewing chicken with firewood is better."
"That's right, and we both agree that you're more suitable for making fire. If you pluck the feathers, I'm afraid the chicken will be completely destroyed." Chen Yu turned the chicken over and said, "Change the water."
"good."
"Oh, I can't!"
"You should learn. You can't eat for free, right? Do you have the nerve to watch the old man working at such an old age while a few of us young men are sitting with our legs crossed playing with our phones? Check your conscience and your upbringing, and tell me, what is your answer?" Gao Liyang said without stopping, and looked at Lu Zisheng indifferently.
Lu Zisheng's scalp tingled, and he smacked his lips: "No."
"What nonsense! Tsk!"
Lu Zisheng held the porcelain bowl in both hands, thinking that Gao Liyang was simply a devil. On the surface, he exuded a sacred light, but every word he said was brainwashing him!
"Haha, just let me handle it alone. Aren't you afraid of missing lunch?"
Chen Yu smiled and said, "Don't worry, this isn't the only dish. The old man has already prepared it. With the unremitting efforts of the brothers, you can start working soon."
"Wow! You two are indeed good brothers. You're taking the lead in this matter of tricking me! Wait, it's just a small piece of firewood!"
“Crack!”
The three of them looked up at the same time.
…
"Wow! That's great!"
"Zhou Xi applauds you!" Lu Zisheng patted the bowl and moved to her side with a smile, "Quick, quick, quick! Post it in the group! Post it in the group!"
"Hurry up while they have no power to fight back!"
"receive."
Gao Liyang and Chen Yu looked at each other, and at first glance, they saw a trace of cracks in each other's eyes.
"Zhou Xiaoxi, you're great!"
"Thank you." Zhou Xi was very satisfied with the photos. However, according to Lu Zisheng, she only needed the photos.
"Zhou Xi, you can't be like this. You don't give us face." Chen Yu looked down at the apron that Zhong Yinan had specially found, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Don't worry, I own it exclusively, no one else will see it."
"No! You don't want to say it!" Lu Zisheng wanted to take action, but under the pressure from Zhou Xi, he could only talk nonsense.
Zhou Xi dragged the photo into an album with satisfaction and turned off the phone: "Well, it's enough for me to appreciate it alone."
"Uh, uh, you are this!" Lu Zisheng looked at the two big red flowers who wanted to say something but didn't dare to say anything. He squatted on the ground and tried to cover his face with the bowl.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
“Absolutely amazing!”
"As expected, the aloof academic masters are really amazing. The two of them are simply talking to a deaf ear. You are totally ignoring them! Hahahahahaha!"
"Um?"
"Oh, bah! You're wrong. You're not a cow. You're a flower from the high mountains. Us mere mortals can't touch you in the slightest!"
"Lu Zisheng, why didn't I realize before that you are such a flatterer." Chen Yu held the clean chicken in both hands.
"alright."
Gao Liyang poured out the water, turned on the faucet, and squeezed half a pump of dishwashing liquid into it.
"The countdown has begun. If you have anything to say, please say it quickly. No one will pay attention to you later."
"Oh my god, it's so fast, didn't I just finish breakfast?"
"Will you please be human?"
"Zhou Xi, please help me, please!"
"I won't. I won't go into the kitchen."
“…”
"I overestimated you. It turns out you are the young lady who has never been involved in menial activities."
Lu Zisheng collected the bowl and washed his hands: "Well, that's true. With the old man here, it won't be your and your grandma's turn."
"Sister Zhou, where should I put this basin?"
"Well, just put it wherever you want."
Gao Liyang looked around the place. Hmm, it was wide, very wide, and it could indeed accommodate anything. "That's right."