Everything Under Heaven Belongs to Me

My father, on horseback, is the empire's dragon commander; off horseback, he is the current prime minister. People call me the Young Prime Minister.

My father and I both feared being slau...

Chapter 67 Mr. Pu, the Variety Show Star! Kill me to liven things up!

Zhao Cheng's choice of this poem, "Liangzhou Ci," to describe Jin Yong is absolutely perfect!

The author of this poem is Wang Han, a frontier poet from the Tang Dynasty, who shares a similar soul with many characters in Jin Yong's novels.

This is the spirit of Jin Yong, this is the style of Jin Yong.

Nobody questioned it!

As soon as "Liangzhou Ci" was played, the entire audience fell silent.

Before anyone could even process what was happening, Zhao Cheng pressed his advantage, calling out again, "Mr. Pu, please!"

As usual, someone pulled out a large sheet of paper, but Mr. Pu told them to put it down and let it fall casually on the ground. He then lay half-reclined on the ground, first holding the pen in his mouth, and then fell asleep while writing!

That pose... was actually kind of sexy!

hiss!!

Zhao Cheng gasped, glancing in surprise at Dong Hua behind him, thinking to himself, "This Mr. Pu really knows how to make himself look good!"

"The brocade zither has fifty strings for no reason; each string and each bridge evokes thoughts of bygone years."

Zhuangzi dreamt he was a butterfly, and the Emperor Wang's heart was entrusted to the cuckoo.

The moon shines brightly over the vast sea, pearls seem to weep; the sun warms the fields of Lantian, jade seems to emit smoke.

Can this love be cherished only in memory? For at the time, it was already a regret.

A poem called "The Brocade Zither" by the Tang Dynasty poet Li Shangyin instantly captivated everyone.

Some women's gazes towards Mr. Pu have changed!

Although Mr. Pu remained in his sleeping position, looked to be nearly fifty years old, and wasn't handsome, he was still...

He's so handsome!

"Can this love be cherished only in memory? For at the time, it was already a regret!"

Silently savoring this sentence, recalling all the past events—those unattainable, those lost, those regrettable, those that I'll regret for the rest of my life…

Oh my god!

What did I miss?!

My life... has been such a waste of time!

Such ethereal sentences, such skillful use of mythology and fantasy to metaphorically represent reality!

If it weren't for Mr. Pu, could anyone else have done this?

You can't even copy this!

The silence that followed Jin Yong's masterpiece was completely broken, and the entire audience cheered, chanting Mr. Pu's name.

"Mr. Pu!"

"Mr. Pu, look at me! Look at me!!"

"Mr. Pu, I love you!!!"

Mr. Pu still didn't stand up, but simply changed his sleeping position, put the pen in his mouth again, and winked at the direction of the enthusiastic shouting.

"Ah!!! Mr. Pu looked at me!!!"

"I can't take it anymore!! Just kill me to liven things up!!!"

The cheers grew even louder.

Goosebumps covered his entire body, and Zhao Cheng felt completely unwell.

This guy really knows how to make himself look good!

In his previous life, he would have been a huge variety show star!

Zhao Cheng hadn't expected to cultivate a variety show star. He quietly walked over to Dong Hua and whispered, "Keep a close eye on this guy; he deserves some serious promotion."

After Mr. Pu's "Jinse", Lao Xu and Yi Shen successively presented their works, but they were not as popular as Mr. Pu.

But listening to their sentences and looking at their handwriting, no one doubted them anymore.

"It really is them! Look at the handwriting, it's all genuine!"

"This is amazing! I actually met four renowned figures at once!!"

"I came all the way from Qingdong City, and it was totally worth it!!"

"What's Qingdong City? I come from Hannan City! That's enough for me to brag about for the rest of my life!!"

"The young prime minister is truly amazing! He actually managed to invite four masters at once!!"

"These four masters have very different personalities; they probably wouldn't get along normally, right? It must be quite rare for them to all get together!"

"Everyone, please don't get excited. Those who want autographs, please wait a moment." Zhao Cheng stepped forward, gestured with his hands, clasped his hands in a fist salute to everyone, and said with a smile, "You've all seen it with your own eyes now. The four masters have left their calligraphy here. Hehe... Since they've left it, how could we possibly take it away?"

Su Wansan was the first to react and asked, "You mean, these calligraphic works can be left behind?"

Zhao Cheng said, "I told you from the beginning, you're in luck today!"

"I'll offer thirty thousand taels!"

Su Wansan immediately raised his hand, only to realize that he was still holding the shoes he hadn't put on yet. He quickly put them on and said, "It's 30,000 taels for a piece!!"

Zhao Cheng secretly cheered in his heart.

With Su Wansan's arrival, things have become twice as easy!

With him driving up the price, won't he make a killing today?

"Boss Su really has good taste! But..."

Zhao Cheng stepped forward, looked at Qi Yuankai beside Su Wansan, and smiled, "Since the Jin Yong master that this country bumpkin knows is not the same person as the Jin Yong master we admire, then please do as you wish!"

Qi Yuankai was extremely embarrassed and gritted his teeth, saying, "Maybe I drank too much that day and didn't remember clearly!"

"Please..." Zhao Cheng gestured, then stood with his hands behind his back, looking as if he wouldn't start until the other person left.

"I……"

"Fuck you! Don't delay my calligraphy purchase, get out of here!!" Before Qi Yuankai could finish speaking, Su Wansan kicked him aside and shouted to his men, "Lock him in the beast cage! I knew this guy was a liar!"

After saying this, Su Wansan looked at Zhao Cheng with a big smile and urged, "Brother Zhao Cheng, let's begin. I'll offer 30,000 taels for each painting!"

"Boss Su's price is quite reasonable."

Despite saying this, Zhao Cheng frowned and said, "But these four works today are not only authentic pieces by four masters, but also newly created works!"

Su Wansan shouted, "Fifty thousand taels!!"

Zhao Cheng added fuel to the fire, saying, "A new work! A new work paired with an original!! Boss Su, this is a unique edition! A rare find!!!"

"Eighty thousand taels!!!" Su Wansan roared.

"I'll offer 100,000 taels!" a woman suddenly shouted from the crowd.

Everyone looked at him. Some people didn't recognize her, but almost all the young men recognized her.

Zheng Hongxiu.

Su Wansan narrowed his eyes and said coldly, "Boss Zheng, now that your business is doing well, you dare to compete with me for food?"

Zheng Hongxiu took a few steps forward, crossed her arms and said, "Boss Su, you're exaggerating. This isn't a business matter. Everyone has their own preferences, and I just like it too."

Zheng Hongxiu tossed her long hair, her eyes alluring and her charm still undiminished: "How dare I, a mere woman, compete with Boss Su for food?"

With the air of a middle-aged ascetic, Su Wansan showed no mercy and said with a gloomy face, "One piece costs 100,000. If I raise the price further, are you sure you can afford it?"

"You're joking! Although I've made some money, I wouldn't waste it like that. I just like Mr. Pu's works, so I'll buy his."

"That won't do either!!" Su Wansan roared, "This is a work created simultaneously by four masters. It's already a unique edition, and when put together, it forms a complete set, making it an even more unique edition among unique editions!! Not one can be missing, I want them all!!"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Cheng's eyes widened.

I thought to myself, "This is brilliant!"

No wonder he's the richest man in Yanchuan!

This set, when put together, forms a complete set, a unique edition among unique editions—I never even imagined it!!

You have to love what you do, and you still need to learn!

“I don’t care, I want Mr. Pu’s, I’ll pay 100,000!” Zheng Hongxiu insisted.