【Silly + Sweet Pet + Refreshing】
【Innate Bad Seed Yandere Female Lead × Flirty as an Old Dog Green Tea Male Lead】
Jiang Hua, as an evil spirit who survives by absorbing resentment, is t...
Chapter 112 Extra
1
Mission Directorate.
Jiang Huan rarely had a quiet and leisurely morning, and she was still a little uncomfortable with it.
"Yeah, why is it so quiet today? Where's that screaming chicken Ke Wenjun?"
Xie Jiumian held her in his arms and drank his tea calmly. "I went to accompany Meng Yue for a prenatal checkup. I guess we should be at the hospital now."
Hospital.
Meng Yue, with her big belly, looked worried. "Come down, stop playing."
Ke Wenjun sat in front of the obstetrics and gynecology department's labor pain simulator and took a deep breath. "Don't worry, Yueyue! I will personally experience the pain you're feeling! Nurse! Start!"
"Ms. Meng, your husband is really brave." The nurse sighed.
Meng Yue secretly cried out in disbelief, but before she could stop him, she heard a man proudly say, "Please give me a level five boost! Thank you!"
One minute later...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! No more! No more! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
The man on the experience chair screamed and shrieked, his voice seeming to reach every corner of the hospital.
All the medical staff at the scene were shocked.
Meng Yue covered her face and shrugged.
When Meng Yue was about to give birth, Ke Wenjun was restless outside the delivery room, his tears almost falling into the sea.
"You are not allowed to hurt her! No!"
Three hours later, the baby was born.
The nurse brought the baby to Dad.
Ke Wenjun couldn't believe it, "Mine? This is my daughter?!"
He was trembling with excitement and picked up the doll with awkwardness and caution.
Unable to contain himself, he yelled and solemnly vowed, "Baby! I will love you forever! Forever and ever! Even if you poop or pee on Daddy's head, I will still love you forever! You will be the apple of Daddy's eye!"
Three years later.
With a loud bang, a raging fire spread throughout Ke Wenjun’s newly purchased villa.
The man's cry was earth-shattering, "Meng Aike! You blew up the house again!"
The girl's voice was childish, her face black from being smoked. "Ke Wenjun, why are you so fierce? You said you would buy me the latest version of the cannon! You liar! You didn't buy it at all! Then I can only make it myself! You don't encourage me! And you're still fierce to me! Wow, I need to find my mommy!"
Ke Wenjun was so angry that his face turned red and his neck thickened: "How dare you! You little bastard! You're scolding your father! I'll beat your ass to pieces!"
"Wooooooo! How dare you! You said bad words! I'm going to tell Mommy!"
"How dare you!!! Meng Aike! I must beat him up today!"
"Mommy also said that you said I was the apple of her eye! Big liar!"
"Oh! You're worse than a pig! I'm extremely regretful now!"
"Then you are an old pig! Ha!"
"Meng! Ai! Ke!"
2
Recently, a new Love Brain Removal Temple opened next to the temple.
All users who have been there say it is good and has a 100% success rate.
"Sister, is this surgery really non-invasive? Does it cover the problem of love-struck?"
The little girl who came for the consultation was a little nervous.
At the main table, the woman was wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a professional suit.
"It's painless, sister. If there are any sequelae, I'll refund you and give you a second treatment."
"Sister, then... then can I date you if I'm cured?" The girl blushed.
Jiang He raised the intercom without changing her expression. "06:13, please expedite an excision surgery today."
This love-brained person will be transformed into a demon if he doesn't get rid of it.
The girl's face fell, and she said in a scoundrel tone, "Is it... is it that serious? No, no, wuwuwu, then I have to go on missions in the future. What should I do if I can't pua myself and fall in love with those idiots?"
"Who says you have to love those paper people when you're on a mission?" Jiang He raised her eyebrows and took out another business card. "Green Tea Crash Course, you're worth signing up for."
The girl's pupils trembled.
I paid for an operation and signed up for twenty classes in a daze.
As soon as the person left, Jiang He breathed a sigh of relief.
Love-brain is so scary nowadays, no wonder so many missionaries go astray!
She has a mission and must help her sister win these people back one by one!
It’s okay to be a little tired!
She rested for a moment and put on her serious professional face again.
Ring the bell: "Next."
There was a long queue outside the Love Brain Removal Hall.
Among the people queuing, there was a man holding a bouquet of flowers with gloomy eyes.
Damn Jiang He! He just asked her out for dinner, and he owed her that? He actually made him wait in line with these love-brained people!
Fu Ran cursed inwardly and couldn't help but send her a message.
[Fu Ran]: I'm here, let's have lunch together. (Poor)
Two hours later.
[He'er]: Get out of here, you idiot.
[Fu Ran]: Okay, is this the 13th floor? I'll be there right away.
Outside the door, two heads popped up, looked at each other, and shook their heads.
Jiang Huan: "Do you think he can catch her?"
Mai Yaya: “I don’t think so.”
Jiang Huan: "I think so too."
Mai Yaya: "A moment of silence."
3
After the temple's operations returned to normal, Jiang Huan gave herself a long vacation.
Being a civil servant is not a human job, and it’s very tiring.
She planned several travel plans in advance.
First go to the ancient beast literature and study the project on how humans and animals reproduce.
Go back to the old CEO article and experience for yourself the line “The CEO hasn’t laughed like this in a long time.”
Then, he ran to the small world of cultivating immortals and turned into a thunderbolt, striking whoever he wanted.
It’s cool and fun.
"It's fun, but I feel like it's still missing something." Jiang Huan was pulled by Mai Yaya to share interesting stories from the trip, smacking her lips as she savored the experience.
Mai Yaya poked at him, "Sister Huan, I heard that recently there was a story about the empress's eighteen lovers, and the plot about a male courtesan in a brothel was very popular... hehe."
After she said that, Jiang Huan touched his chin and remembered.
The little bit is exciting.
"Walking?"
"Walk!"
The two hit it off immediately, covered for each other, and went to a brothel on a whim.
The two of them sat in the box, looking through the small window and feasting their eyes.
Mai Yaya excitedly pointed at the man on the stage, twisting his hips and doing the ancient style edge dance, "That one! That one has a nice butt and a great body!"
Jiang Huan spent a fortune and called the waiter, "Call that guy up here and pour us some wine."
"Okay!"
Soon, the door of the box was quietly opened.
The two of them were watching intently and didn't notice.
Jiang Huan: "Tsk tsk tsk, your waist is so flexible, more feminine than a woman's."
Mai Yaya: "It must be very exciting in bed too!"
Suddenly, there was a noise behind me.
Mai Yaya turned back unhappily, "Didn't I say we'll see later...ah!"
Lu Chen, with a face as dark as ink, appeared behind her without saying a word.
I didn't question her. It was not her period, but she needed to sleep for three days and three nights.
He picked her up by the collar and carried her out.
"Sister Huan! Save me! Save me! Ah!"
Mai Yaya was dragged out of the door and covered her mouth in shock.
Because she saw another familiar evil figure enter the box, clamping Jiang Huan's jaw and kissing her.
Before she could take a closer look, the door was slammed shut.
Jiang Huan leaned against the mad man's chest, trying to breathe for herself, "Wait! I can explain..."
Xie Jiumian clasped her hands behind her head, his eyes gloomy and terrifying, "Your waist is really good at twisting."
Jiang Huan felt guilty and said awkwardly, "Let me explain."
Xie Jiumian unbuttoned his shirt slowly and smiled, "Yeah, you really know how to twist."
"Xie Jiumian! You, uh—"
The lips were covered again, blocking out all the screams.
This night is exceptionally long...
When she came out, Jiang Huan's legs were shaking and she held up three fingers: "I, Jiang Huan! I will never reconcile myself with gambling and drugs!"
"What do you mean?" The man's charming voice sounded beside him, "Can it be yellow?"
Jiang Huan:!
"No, I just said it off the cuff. That's not what I meant! I say it again! I repeat... Ugh!!!"
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