Alternative Title: 攻略失败回现代，暴君忏悔求复合
Author: 皇帝
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-07-30
Updated: 2025-07-30
After failing to conquer the emperor, the system punished me by making me broadcast modern life to ancient people.
The man I personally helped ascend the throne became furious when he saw me wearing a sleeveless spaghetti strap mini-dress, dancing passionately at a lavish, neon-lit banquet, and cursed me for being unchaste.
I smiled calmly, aimed the camera at a modern street, and began a live broadcast that shocked the ancients!
“Goodness? It’s already night, is that a luminous pearl? How can it be so bright?”
Female Lead: That’s a light bulb.
“There truly are things in this world that can transmit sound over a thousand miles; what kind of treasure is this?”
Female Lead: That’s a mobile phone.
“How can the women on the street flirt with men so brazenly, dressed indecently and without shame? Why doesn’t the county magistrate come out to stop them? Such lowly women should be dragged out and drowned in a pig cage!”
Female Lead: Because, this is the prosperous era of Huaxia (China)!!