"We are eating a skewers, and everyone knows that skewers are served with a sauce."

"The waiter served her a saucepan, and said, 'Hey hello, ni le you die (Southwestern dialect), ni le you die...ni le...ah!'"

"The entire saucer of oil was poured all over my sister, from head to toe."

"Then my sister's hair was all greasy. She didn't want to eat anymore and wanted to go back."

"But as the older brother, the first thing I thought was, we've been waiting in line for an hour..."

Su Bai: "Pfft, I don't want a brother like that!"

Yang Di: "I just think it's not a good idea for you to leave at this time, sister?"

Xue Qian: "It's just what you want to eat, okay?"

Yang Di: "If she wants to go home to change clothes, the journey is quite long..."

"I was like, 'Yang Sha! Today is the fourth day of your life, be strong! Keep going!'"

"Anyway, our family loves to shout slogans. My sister was covered in oil! She didn't even cry."

"Just keep eating there, it's so greasy!"

Xue Qian: "It's someone else's birthday..."

Wang Han also started to reveal his secrets at this time, "Just put that thing..."

She made a food-picking motion with her hand in the air, then touched Xue Qian's head with it, "Dip it on your body, come here, sister, eh!"

Su Bai: "Human oil dish?"

Then the whole audience started to burst into laughter, feeling sorry for Yang Di’s sister!

Su Bai turned his head and said to the camera: "Yang Sha, I don't know if you will watch this show. If you do watch it and want to sever ties with this brother, you can find me. I can provide you with legal assistance!"

“Haha ...

Yang Di continued: "My sister didn't say anything at the time, but when she grew up she asked me -"

"GuoGuo, why did you treat me like that?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"But I think my sister has developed a personality that can't be defeated by any difficulties since then. She's not afraid of having boiling water poured on her!"

Wang Han: "Absolutely! Just shout the slogan! We're all covered in oil, don't give up in the face of difficulties! (Please read this sentence in the southwestern dialect, I'm afraid you won't understand it if I transliterate it)"

Yang Di's story is indeed quite funny. It is easy to think of a small scene where a girl who looks a bit like Yang Di is covered in oil and is eating skewers with determination.

Su Bai was almost dying of laughter...

Sometimes imagination can be scary...

Senior Agent Yang Yunqing then stood up and recounted her most memorable meal:

"Just a while ago, I was recording a variety show with my former bandmates in the desert,"

"Everyone knows that the desert is all sand and there's no water. The guide there told us that we can only use the sand to wash the dishes after meals."

"Because he said their sand is especially clean."

"But there's a problem. There are no toilets, so everyone has to go to the toilet on the sand."

Su Bai: "Dig a hole?"

Yang Yunqing: "Yes, dig a hole to go to the toilet."

"I was washing dishes one day and we all finished eating."

"While washing, I felt..."

At this point, all the guests couldn't help but scream - "Ah!!!"

Judging from the bar-shaped gesture Yang Yunqing made...it's self-evident what it means...

Just thinking about this scene really makes my hair stand on end!

Zhang Xinyu: "Did you pick it up?", and made a gesture of holding a strip of object with her hand.

Yang Yunqing: "I didn't dare pick it up!"

Yang Di: "When I picked it up, it was half a meter long—"

Everyone looked at Yang Di with disgust and revulsion.

"Snakes in the desert!"

Yang Di immediately added another sentence.

Yang Yunqing: "I'm wondering, could it be Mr. Xie Dikui (Mango TV variety show director, who has produced shows like "Dad, What Are You Doing?") or someone else?"

"From that day on, I didn't dare eat in the desert. I decided to endure the hunger and wait for six days before eating..."

Wang Han: "She might have some fantasies!"

Yang Di: "Yes! Every time I eat, I think of Teacher Xie Dikui..."

“Haha ...

Su Bai and Xue Qian were laughing so hard that they both rolled on the ground.

Chen Mengchen: "Why did you think it was Teacher Xie Dikui?"

Yang Di: "I feel like he has the worst stomach, right?"

Yang Yunqing: "...Yeah."

Yang Di: "But you can't go without food for 6 days, what are you going to do next?"

Yang Yunqing: "Yes, there was a Bedouin in our area at that time. They made a cake, and I thought, why not use a bowl to eat this? You can just eat it with your hands."

"After I finished eating, I asked the guide, 'Hey, how is this pancake made?'"

"The guide said, 'Ah, that's to do.' 'You dig up the sand and dig inside, then you knead the bread into a large piece, bake it inside, and then cover it with sand.'"

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"So it's the same as before... I ate..."

Yang Yunqing's expression was one of despair and heaviness.

But everyone else was dying of laughter!

Yang Di: "Wait a minute! These steps are the same as the ones you mentioned earlier about going to the toilet, right?"

Yang Yunqing: "Yeah, that's right! Just dig a hole..."

“So this was my most memorable meal...”

Su Bai: "Thank you, so I will never want to go to the desert in this life!"

Wang Han: "Actually, it could be an animal from the desert, like a mouse or a rabbit..."

Yang Di: "Yes! It could also be a small animal. You keep talking about Teacher Xie Dikui!"

Wang Han: "When this episode was broadcast, at this moment, the most popular comment was, 'Who is Xie Dikui?'"

Everyone burst into laughter!