Failed to Sneak Attack the Villainous Tsundere

After transmigrating in one night, Shen Jiao began her new life by attempting an assassination in front of a crowd. She wanted to cry but had no tears, lamenting that she just wasn't cut out fo...

Chapter 16 Seeking a Master

But all things considered, isn't this place a bit too awkward to stay in?

Listening to the embarrassing moans and groans below, and looking into Ji Yan's clear and innocent eyes, if Shen Jiao didn't have a little common sense, she would have almost doubted that what was below was not an adult film, but two playful little ducks fighting.

Could it be that the tyrant is sexually frigid, which is why he has this perverse voyeuristic taste?

Shen Jiao was truly exhausted, both physically and mentally, from the tyrant's torment. How did she discover yet another incredible secret of the tyrant? Her heart was pounding, and life was so tiring.

After much deliberation, she decided to bite the bullet and remind Ji Yan not to disturb others' happiness, lest she incur divine retribution.

But before she could finish speaking, Shen Jiao felt a gust of wind, and Ji Yan vanished in a flash.

At the same time, chaos erupted below, with a commotion of chickens and dogs flying everywhere. "No way! No way! Hearing it isn't enough! We have to see the erotic pictures with our own eyes to be satisfied!"

The tyrant is truly seriously ill.

Ji Yan once again refreshed Shen Jiao's understanding.

...

Ji Yan placed Shen Jiao on the roof. She neither possessed the tyrant's light-footed skill of walking on water, nor did she have wings to soar around. She could only obediently stay in place, waiting for the tyrant to finish playing and come to pick her up to go back to sleep.

They came out together, and he actually abandoned her in this situation; he's so disloyal.

A moment later, Ji Yan appeared silently beside Shen Jiao like a ghost. Fortunately, Shen Jiao had good mental fortitude; otherwise, she might have died of a heart attack.

The tyrant went empty-handed, but returned carrying someone. This person had his head down and his hair was messy. He was so unkempt that he had obviously been dragged out of bed. Although she couldn't see his face clearly, Shen Jiao felt that she had seen this person somewhere before.

In contrast, Ji Yan stood tall and proud, his robes fluttering, exuding an air of arrogance. One had to admit, he really did resemble a righteous young man catching his lover cheating.

Thinking this, Shen Jiao asked, "Your Majesty, did you go to catch your lover in the act?"

It's a bit of a pity for this guy. Of all the people he could have been captured by, he had to fall into the hands of a tyrant. But when has a tyrant ever been so kind?

Ji Yan looked at her strangely, "What are you thinking? They are a legally married couple."

"Then why are you so immoral?" Shen Jiao stared wide-eyed, her eyes sparkling like glittering silver bells.

Ji Yan stared at him for a few moments, then pushed the embarrassed man forward and asked, "How is it?"

It's not really appropriate to ask that in front of others, so Shen Jiao pinched her chin and examined the object carefully for a long time. "The moonlight is too dim to see. Did you bring a tinderbox?"

Ji Yan's lips twitched. "Where are you looking! I'm asking you what you think about having Chen Bao teach you martial arts?"

Chen Bao, utterly despondent: "..." Did I really have to bring this up now, Your Majesty?

Speechless, Shen Jiao thought, "...Will saying a few more words shorten your lifespan, Your Majesty?"

"Why, Your Majesty?" Shen Jiao asked, puzzled.

The night was too quiet tonight. The wind carried Ji Yan's clear voice, as clear as snowmelt: "You're too stupid. So, I've decided to teach you to be smarter first, and then kill me."

Shen Jiao: Okay, it's that fantasy reason again.

First, the tyrant disregarded her reputation and dragged her off the bed where they were having sex. She felt that if she disagreed, she might offend two people, but if she agreed, she would only offend Chen Bao. However, as long as she clung to Ji Yan's coattails, Chen Bao was nothing to fear.

Upon thinking about it, Shen Jiao immediately nodded, "Very good, General Chen is very impressive, I am very satisfied with His Majesty's arrangement."

However, as the saying goes, "A teacher for a day is a father for life." How can General Chen establish his authority if you mess things up like this? If she were Chen Bao, she would probably be rendered impotent for life.

"Lying." Ji Yan lifted her chin with a stern face, her gaze sharp and all-knowing. "I've put aside past grievances to find you a tutor, and you're still not happy?"

He snorted coldly and turned away.

Hey, you brought me here and then just leave like this, what am I supposed to do? Shen Jiao quickly grabbed Ji Yan's waist, which seemed quite slender.

She couldn't resist giving him a pinch, and noticed that the tyrant suddenly stiffened. She quickly smoothed things over and said gently, "I'm so happy, so happy! I'm so happy that Your Majesty is so considerate of me. I'm as happy as if it were New Year's Day. I'm so happy that I can't sleep."

Ji Yan: "Is that so? In that case, I'll grant you the privilege of not sleeping tonight."

Shen Jiao: "..." Fuck your mother.

...

Ji Yan said that, but Shen Jiao couldn't do it. She could overcome fear, but not drowsiness. She couldn't overcome it, and she successfully fell asleep again on the way back.

Ji Yan was furious and threw the person into someone's doghouse.

He's going to wake her up by freezing her!

Shen Jiao was completely unaware of the situation. She only felt that the surroundings were soft and much more comfortable than sleeping under the cold and tyrannical ruler. So she smiled and slept even more peacefully.

Why isn't she cold anymore? Ji Yan squatted down to observe, and even found a broken fan to fan herself. Her face darkened even more. She picked her up and took her back. Well, since she can sleep so well here, she might as well take her back so she can't sleep well.

Shen Jiao felt that going out with the tyrant was a real test of her physical fitness. She woke up with a sore back and aching waist, as if she had been beaten up. Last night, she dreamed that she felt like she was rolling around like a ball, unable to stop, and it seemed like she even rolled into a doghouse.

She swallowed the last bite of the steamed dumpling, and Wang Fu's chubby figure suddenly appeared out of nowhere. He smiled and asked, "Are you full, young lady? Were you satisfied with this morning's meal?"

"It's great, the portion size is just right." Shen Jiao nodded. Waking up to a hot breakfast is already the greatest happiness for a working person, okay?

Wang Fu said smugly, "Of course, His Majesty specifically instructed this old servant that the young lady's meals should be three to five times more than those of ordinary noble ladies."

Shen Jiao: "..." Suddenly, she wasn't so happy anymore.

Being able to eat is a blessing, that's the only way she could comfort herself.

Seeing that she had almost finished eating, Wang Fu had the maid clean up the food before getting to the point, "His Majesty and General Chen have been waiting at the training ground for quite some time. Please come with me, young lady."

What? He actually made this tyrant wait for her to eat? Shen Jiao increasingly felt that Wang Fu was deliberately trying to mess with her.

Shen Jiao hurriedly stood up, "Quickly, let's go, let's go quickly."

"Hey? Girl, you're going the wrong way."

...

Ji Yan did not hide the fact that Chen Bao taught Shen Jiao martial arts; within a few incense sticks' time, the news spread like wildfire and became common knowledge.

As soon as Wang Dazhuang came down from the training field, someone couldn't wait to tease him, "Brother Dazhuang, what a pity, what a pity, it's a pity you're not a delicate young lady."

"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you compare me to a stinking woman? You deserve a beating!" Wang Dazhuang said fiercely, waving his fists in a menacing manner.

The man was of mediocre skill and dared not fight Wang Dazhuang, so he immediately begged for mercy, saying, "That's not what I meant. Didn't you want to learn General Chen's leg techniques before but were rejected? But do you know why he rejected you? It was because he went to teach that young lady by His Majesty's side."

Chen Bao was born into a family of military generals, whose family possessed a set of extraordinary leg techniques. Wang Dazhuang was fascinated by it after only seeing it once, but he was Zhou Hu's soldier, so he was rejected when he went to learn from him.