After transmigrating in one night, Shen Jiao began her new life by attempting an assassination in front of a crowd. She wanted to cry but had no tears, lamenting that she just wasn't cut out fo...
Everyone laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight.
She was so angry she could hardly breathe, wishing she could tear those two faces apart with her nails that hadn't been trimmed for half a month. She opened her mouth as if to say something more to salvage the situation.
"Han Ya..."
Murong You, of course, wouldn't let her have her way. She picked up Princess Han Ya and went to find her beloved gardener, Fifth Brother.
Now, Shen Yu's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot that hadn't been washed for a hundred years.
She did want to go find Murong Chen, but the competition was about to begin and time was tight, so she couldn't get away at all.
Originally, he wanted to sow discord between Shen Jiao and these people, but instead, he ended up getting himself into trouble.
Chen Yu stomped her feet in anger, nearly breaking the floorboards, and stormed off.
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"Hey, Gu Xiao'an, guess what good news I just heard?" Shen Qingfeng leaned closer to Gu Xiao'an, his eyebrows dancing with excitement.
Gu An sneered, "Didn't you go to the outhouse? What good news could you possibly have? What, did the people in the next stall praise how fragrant your poop is?"
Shen Qingfeng: "..."
If Gu An hadn't been wearing a mask and couldn't see, he would definitely have given this person a thousand eye rolls from different angles.
"And another thing!" Gu An said solemnly, "Don't call me Gu, Xiao An. You're not even fully grown yet, and you dare to call yourself the brother of the Whip King of Southern Xinjiang? Are you looking for a beating?"
Shen Qingfeng grinned and said, "Your Majesty is my sister, and also your sister. Therefore, we are family. And since I am an hour older than you, the conclusion is that I am your brother!"
"As far as I know, the Empress hasn't acknowledged you yet, so what kind of older brother are you?" Gu An smiled, revealing two small tiger teeth.
These words were like a knife to the heart. Shen Qingfeng coughed and picked at his ear, pretending not to hear.
Hmph ╯^╰.
I won't listen, I won't listen, you're just spouting nonsense.
As long as he didn't hear it.
What Gu Xiao'an said is false!