After Wang Dazhuang finished class, all of his underlings, who had been beaten black and blue by him, were taken to military court by Chen Bao.

Shen Jiao didn't have time to wonder whether these people were discharged from the military or imprisoned, because Ji Yan, that inhuman bastard, had found her another way to survive.

I thought things would calm down for a while after the tyrant was shot in the head.

After all, even the most powerful players have skill cooldowns in games. However, she underestimated Ji Yan's hyperactivity. He seemed unable to stay still, and if he wasn't looking for trouble, he would be itching all over, like a rascal.

He actually had Zhou Hu find a dog to fight her, to settle the score.

Shen Jiao: ...Big brother, what are you doing? She's a stunningly beautiful woman! Fighting with a human is already uncivilized enough, but fighting with a dog is just plain rude! If word gets out, won't people think that she doesn't have a beautiful princess in her heart, but rather a burly man with five centimeters of leg hair?

She wanted to resist, but out of the corner of her eye she caught sight of a basin in the corner that was rounder and bigger than her face. She had no choice but to force herself to get up from the cushion, wobbling and swaying. Oh well, being a burly man picking his toes is better than making braised pork offal to serve the tyrant.

As soon as Shen Jiao stood up, her sleeve was tugged by two fingers again. To avoid someone deliberately picking a fight, she took a breath and forced a smile beforehand, asking, "Your Majesty, what is it now? Is there something else?"

Ji Yan: "Even a dog would shake its head at your laugh."

Shen Jiao: "Then why aren't you shaking your head?"

Upon hearing this, there was a three-second silence. Even Wang Fu, who was best at playing the role of a wooden man, was greatly shocked. Girl, are you trying to go to heaven?

Shen Jiao: Ahhh! Oh my god, how can she say such things so smoothly? It would be fine if she just cursed in her heart, but when did she become so capable? Daring to send a voice message in front of a serial killer? Why couldn't she control her mouth!

Some people die, but their hearts live on. Although Shen Jiao is still alive, her heart is already dead and hard. She felt the tyrant's cold fingers roaming over her head, like a snake that has been starving for thousands of years, seemingly looking for a place to strike, ready to give her a cruel and bloody lesson at any moment.

She only had one hairpin left in her hair. Now, it's probably really her turn to have her head smashed open.

However, she wanted to make up for it as soon as possible. Shen Jiao took the opportunity to throw herself into Ji Yan's arms and bury her head in his clothes, pretending to be dead. "What I mean is that Your Majesty has watched the competition for most of the day. Staying in one position for a long time is not good for your cervical spine. So, you should shake your head and move your muscles and bones. I am concerned about you, Your Majesty."

The insults directed at you are from my mouth, and have nothing to do with you personally.

If you're going to kill me, kill my mouth, don't kill me.

Ji Yan hesitated for a moment, his mind still on making a move. The hamster in his arms was rubbing against him, its fur seemed a bit softer than usual, soft and fluffy, and felt great to touch. He couldn't help but stroke it a couple of times and then found that as soon as he touched it, Shen Jiao would freeze and not move. When he let go, Shen Jiao would rub against him again.

When Shen Jiao froze, she really looked just like a hamster. Ji Yan could even imagine that while she was sensing whether the outside world was safe, her pupils were constantly darting around. As she thought about it, she forgot about being angry.

His temper was always hard to control; he was easily provoked and needed to vent. Countless people cursed him behind his back, but only a handful dared to curse him to his face, and those few had already been killed by him.

So, he did indeed want to teach Shen Jiao a lesson just now, but now, his displeasure has been dispelled by the frizzy hamster, and he is suddenly in a good mood. He held her restless head and said, "Don't you want to see me shake my head? I'll shake it for you."

Shen Jiao: No! I don't want to! Not at all, Your Majesty, please spare me.

But the tyrant was a man of his word, and his decisions were not to be changed. Ji Yan forcibly lifted her up, pinched her chin, and watched how he shook his head. From her perspective, it was like a popular celebrity giving an extremely perfunctory look in the mirror.

To be honest, she was terrified that the tyrant would suddenly change his attitude while looking at the light.

Shen Jiao thought the tyrant was still holding back a big move to mess with her, so she watched nervously for a while. When she found that nothing strange was happening, she was certain that the tyrant wasn't mocking her, but was genuinely giving her a performance of a handsome man shaking his head.

With the crisis resolved, I immediately felt relieved.

To truly appreciate the tyrant's beauty.

Ji Yan looked at the increasingly staring, bristling hamster and felt a little strange. Countless women had tried to climb into his bed and do filthy things because of his face or his identity. He was all too familiar with that lustful, infatuated gaze. Shen Jiao could also be said to have lust when she looked at him now, but why? It always felt like Shen Jiao was looking at him like he was a dish.

Or is it a dish that's neither tasty nor delicious?

He was inexplicably annoyed, and ruffled her hair unhappily, unable to resist picking a fight, "Do I look good?"

Shen Jiao spoke frankly: "It looks good."

Honestly, the tyrant's face is so handsome from every angle that it's quite pleasing to the eye. Even the worst food would be easy to eat if you saw him.

Ji Yan narrowed his eyes and asked in an intermittent, twitching voice, "Since you're so handsome, do you want to assassinate me?"

Shen Jiao shook her head: "I don't want to."

Ji Yan: "Then what do you want to do?"

Shen Jiao: "Want to eat."

The tyrant paused for a moment, perhaps feeling that her answer lacked ambition and was not in line with his temperament. Ji Yan's eyes darkened, and she asked again, "Besides this, what else do you want to do?"

"I want to fuck you." Shen Jiao blurted out without thinking.

Ji Yan: ? ? ?

Shen Jiao: ? ? ?

Holy crap! Holy crap! Why did I utter such outrageous words? I clearly meant to say, "I want handsome men like you to have meals with me," the ultimate condensation? Why is my mouth so rebellious and cheeky today?

Ji Yan froze on the spot, his sinister expression gradually cracking as he stared at her strangely.

He looked like it would be impure to talk to her any longer.

Shen Jiao: "..." Don't do that! I can explain! My brain just briefly went on a tumble.

Wang Fu: !! I'm outta here! He wouldn't dare eavesdrop on such a paid topic.

Even the maids who were fanning her retreated without making a sound. Miss Shen is awesome.

Hey, hey, hey, sisters, don't go! Just one of you can stay and keep me company! Shen Jiao was stiff all over; even a corpse that had been dead for half a month wasn't as stiff as her. Guanyin Bodhisattva? Buddha? Jade Emperor? Which deity would come to save her life?

Shen Jiao swore that even when she was a minor, she wasn't this terrified when her own mother caught her watching porn under the covers. "Your Majesty, you must hear my explanation. That wasn't me just now; it was another personality of mine. This is the real one..."

Before she could finish speaking, she felt a gust of wind brush her face, and the tyrant hurriedly fled.

Having known Ji Yan for so long, I never imagined that one day he would... flee in panic?

This makes her seem more like a lewd old man who sexually assaulted a minor, or rather, an attempted sexual assault.

Shen Jiao: "!!!"

what!

What are you doing?!

Hey, you cruel and heartless tyrant, why are you running away? Come back here, come back and let me explain to you from the beginning, I'm really not a pervert!