Failed to Sneak Attack the Villainous Tsundere

After transmigrating in one night, Shen Jiao began her new life by attempting an assassination in front of a crowd. She wanted to cry but had no tears, lamenting that she just wasn't cut out fo...

Chapter 42 You Look So Beautiful When You Smile

"What kind of nonsense is going on in your head?" Ji Yan's expression was strange. Was his temper getting better and better, or was she getting bolder and bolder?

If anyone had dared to spout such nonsense before, he would have smashed them into a pile of minced meat with a single palm strike, leaving not a trace.

Shen Jiao: What nonsense is this? Isn't this just human nature?

Seeing her nonchalant attitude, Ji Yan paused for a moment, then said, "What I mean is, if that ugly thing gives you a flower, you're willing to keep it. But if I give you so many, can you kill me now?"

"Um?"

How did we get onto this topic again? Dude, you've gone from asking once every three days to three times a day, aren't you tired?

Shen Jiao's thoughts were still stuck on the fact that the tyrant was actually quite handsome, with strong abs and long legs. Thinking about it carefully, sleeping with him wouldn't be a bad deal. But she was still young, so was it a bad idea to do this? Then Ji Yan said this to her.

She suddenly felt so sleepy she couldn't keep her eyes open. "Didn't His Majesty say he was going to train me to be more capable? I feel like General Chen is just so-so, he can't unleash my full potential at all!"

I'm sorry, General Chen, I've dragged you into this mess again. When I'm reincarnated, I'll definitely wait for you for another twenty-four hours!

Chen Bao, who was having an intimate moment with his wife, suddenly sneezed. Speechless! Who was cursing him?

Ji Yan stared at her with a sinister gaze, as if he wanted to dissect her thoroughly at any moment.

He suddenly smiled, "Alright, I understand."

...

The torrential rain lasted for several days, and the water in the pond was almost overflowing. The tender green lotus leaves that had just begun to sprout were immediately hidden in the water, appearing and disappearing in the shimmering light.

The once bloodthirsty Langya Pass was thus cleansed, the bluestone road surface was spotless, the roof tiles were brand new, the grass was lush, the flowers were bright red, and even the air became much fresher.

On the day the rain stopped, it was said that a low-key yet luxurious carriage drove into Langya Pass, and the people were talking about it, saying that a young man in white robes, who looked like a banished immortal, was sitting inside.

The maid told Shen Jiao, "I heard that along the way, many young ladies threw purses, handkerchiefs, and flowers at you, causing quite a traffic jam. It was a very pleasant sight."

Ever since meeting Ji Yan, Shen Jiao's definition of a handsome man had unconsciously risen considerably, so she wasn't very interested in this ethereal young master who was being praised to the skies.

What she was curious about was, if the tyrant had a better temper, wasn't so cruel and inhumane, and wasn't so unpredictable, and had been paraded through the streets, there would most likely have been a stampede, with the carriage at least being trampled to pieces? But with her there, she could probably kick two or three of those young ladies flying with one kick.

Wait a minute, Shen Jiao realized something was wrong. How could she have such a strange idea? After all, she was the tyrant's fangirl. How could she be so bold as to try to overstep her bounds?

That's outrageous.

Although it was outrageous, she still really wanted to kick it. This thought sprouted up like mushrooms after rain, and she couldn't stop it. She was so scared that she quickly drank some herbal tea to calm her nerves.

"Miss! Miss, are you there?" Wang Fu suddenly burst through the door, very excited. "Didn't you want to see the Little Divine Doctor? Young Master Liang is here."

Shen Jiao suddenly realized that the handsome young man was most likely Liang Heng. She might not care much about handsome men, but she had to run to see her future adoptive parents!

Hair's dad, wait for me!

"Miss... wait for this old servant." Wang Fu steadied his official hat, which had almost been knocked off by Shen Jiao. He was exhausted. Why did everyone like to run away so much?

Can you please try to understand this little old man who is over fifty?

Wang Fu chased after her, his voice hoarse from shouting, "Girl! She's not over there, you've gone the wrong way again!"

...

When Shen Jiao arrived, Ji Yan was discussing matters with Liang Heng. As soon as she arrived at the door, she faintly heard a voice from inside saying, "Honest and fair dealing for all ages! Only 30 days, only 998! You won't lose out, you won't be cheated! Don't miss this opportunity, Your Majesty! What are you waiting for!"

The voice was gentle and refined, like that of a scholar, but the content of the speech was rather exaggerated and seemed out of place. She wondered for some reason if this was really the kind of professional speech a divine doctor should have.

Could it be that Liang Heng brought a charlatan with him on this trip? After all, storybooks often describe how physicians around emperors would collude with wandering Taoist priests to sell elixirs of immortality and pills that supposedly preserve youth?

But a tyrant who is always seeking assassination will definitely not buy the elixir of immortality. However, he is a sucker for good looks, both inside and out, and might buy the latter. If she opened a beauty salon, she would definitely target customers like Ji Yan who are foolish and rich.

Shen Jiao was about to ask Wang Fu if there were any other people inside besides the tyrant and Liang Heng.

The voice rang out again, loud and clear, "If that doesn't work, I, Liang Heng, will wash my hair upside down!"

Shen Jiao: "..." What a self-destructive move.

Seeing Wang Fu looking around anxiously, Shen Jiao guessed that he was probably going to run away early again, so she quickly grabbed him and asked, "Is this really a miracle doctor?"

Wang Fu nodded: "Yes, girl, you are truly amazing."

Alright, let's see what it's made of.

Shen Jiao went in alone.

The tyrant was still sprawled on the chaise longue, his robes trailing on the ground, surrounded by roses, looking exceptionally alluring. As soon as she entered, their conversation ended, and Ji Yan beckoned to her, "Come here."

When Shen Jiao went over, the tyrant kindly offered her half of the chair.

From this angle, she could see Liang Heng's face clearly.

To be honest, judging from a purely visual perspective, Liang Heng is indeed quite handsome. Dressed in flowing white robes, he exudes an ethereal aura, with clear, bright eyes like distant mountains. Every gesture he makes is like a landscape painting, meticulously drawn stroke by stroke. He is a beautiful and elegant man, pleasing to the eye.

But when he speaks, it evokes a feeling of a beautiful flower stuck in cow dung.

"This young lady looks familiar; I feel like I've seen her somewhere before." Liang Heng opened his folding fan with a swish and waved it casually a couple of times.

Shen Jiao originally wanted to say, "Brother, it's our first meeting. This is such an old-fashioned way of striking up a conversation. Even a five-year-old wouldn't use it, okay?"

Seeing Liang Heng's expression as he racked his brains to recall, she felt a sense of foreboding. Could it be that he knew the original owner of this body? No way, if the original owner had some unspeakable dark history, that would be very embarrassing.

With a "click," the folding fan closed, and Liang Heng smiled broadly. "I finally remembered. It was in my dream. I searched for her a thousand times, and suddenly, I turned around and there she was, my sister."

Shen Jiao gave an awkward laugh: "...What dream? Like tadpoles looking for their mother?"

If that's the case, then I'm willing to enter your dream for now, and then nip this wretched creature in the bud! To prevent it from causing harm to the world in the future.

Liang Heng's expression froze, as if he was stunned by the shock.

Shen Jiao thought to herself: Oh no, oh no, why can't she control her mouth! The joke went a bit too far. Will it upset the divine doctor and make him turn around and leave?

She was about to apologize, "I'm so sorry..."

"younger sister."

Unexpectedly, Liang Heng spoke first. Adhering to the principle of politeness, Shen Jiao decided to let the divine doctor speak first.

Liang Heng walked around the main hall, then suddenly turned around and said, "You looked so beautiful when you smiled just now, like a flower in spring."

Shen Jiao: "..."