Chapter 454: All the contacts fell out

Ye Miaomiao laughed and joked, "Although we traveled on a budget in previous seasons, at least we had the initial travel funds. Director Lu is truly broke now, and he has no funds at all."

Director Lu spread his hands and said, "It's not that we don't have the funds, it's just that you guys have eaten it all up."

As he said this, he glanced at Shi Ling.

Shi Ling looked innocent as she pointed at the fruit baskets in the hands of the fruit farmers across the street. "Are these gifts for us? Can we eat as much as we want?"

"Of course you can eat it if you can get it."

Director Lu immediately explained the rules of the game. "Now, in front of our seven guests, there are a total of 25 fruit farmers. They have the right to give the lychees in their fruit baskets to any guest. Now it's time for our seven guests to impress the fruit farmers with their skills. The first three guests with the most fruit baskets will receive free hotel accommodations. The other four guests will have to find their own accommodations."

Qin Niao: "I understand. Talent show, I can do that."

Ling Yu'an: "I knew you were going to perform again. Luckily I prepared in advance. Then I'll go first."

Ye Miaomiao raised her eyebrows: "You kid, you actually have a hidden trick up your sleeve?"

Ling Yu'an lifted her hair and sighed helplessly: "There's nothing I can do. I'm not as talented as you, Sister Miaomiao. I just make a living by my looks. I have to prepare something in advance."

Although Ling Yu'an is indeed a handsome young man who relies on his looks to make a living, and is also the most popular among the guests besides Ji Zhuo and Ye Miaomiao, I feel that when he stands next to Chu Qingci and Wu Yin, his figure and posture are a bit wretched, and he seems a bit short. Just a passerby, please don't criticize.

[There's no place for passersby in the domestic entertainment industry. We're just going to criticize you for praising someone and putting them down. You're clearly a fan of that yellow-haired Wu Yin. Our Yuanyuan's official height is 1.8 meters. This shot is clearly just a visual effect.]

[Wuyin fans and Zhengzhu are both crazy people who love to criticize others. Everyone knows it.]

Don’t fall for the hype from Huhu’s fans; instead, check out what wonderful performances we, Yuanyuan, have prepared.

"Director Lu, can I use the props in my suitcase?"

As an old guest, Ling Yu'an is well versed in the rules of the show and knows that he can prepare props in advance and bring them to the show in case of emergency.

Director Lu nodded: "According to the program rules, everything is allowed except for valuables, electronic devices and other illegal items."

Ling Yu'an went to the staff to open his suitcase, took out a notebook from it, and then walked mysteriously to the fruit farmers with the notebook in his arms.

He opened his notebook and said, "Let me tell you a joke."

"The orange hit the mushroom, and the mushroom said, 'Go to hell,' and then the orange died. Can you guess why?"

In order to prevent fans from sneaking in, the program team selected middle-aged and elderly fruit farmers who are not star-chasers.

During their slack season, they would watch short videos, news and TV dramas, but they rarely remembered the names of any celebrities, and they didn't understand many Internet memes, so they all shook their heads.

Of course, the answers have already floated out in the live broadcast room.

The other guests had already whispered the answers.

Ling Yu'an said to the fruit farmers in a serious tone, "Because if the ruler wishes for his subjects to die, they must die."

The fruit farmers looked at each other in confusion.

"What is it?"

"I don't know. What kind of mushrooms and oranges? Wouldn't everyone die if they ate them?"

"It's not funny. It's not funny at all."

The fruit farmers didn't laugh, but the netizens in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter.

[I laughed so hard, the fruit farmers don’t understand the meme at all]

Many fruit farmers don't read much, so it's normal for them not to understand classical Chinese or the clichés on the internet. I feel like Ling Yu'an's choice of jokes isn't very good at all.

[Isn't that notebook of Yuanyuan's just a joke? It's a bit cliché, but it was very thoughtfully prepared.]

The photographer also took a special shot of Ling Yu'an's notebook.

On the off-white line book, the elegant and beautiful running script comes to life, which is pleasing to the eye.

[Wow, this calligraphy is so beautiful! I think I can go to a hard pen calligraphy exhibition. I thought celebrities were all clueless. They usually forget the characters when they pick up a pen, and when they sign, they just randomly circle and draw as if it were art.]

[This is probably because the handwriting reflects the character of the person, but Yuanyuan's handwriting still amazed me. What a treasure boy.]

[Oh, I didn't even look at Yuanyuan's last name. He's the nephew of Ling Yueshan, a famous entrepreneur and cultural relic enthusiast. Most of the books on his bookshelf are about archaeology and cultural relics. I heard that he originally planned to study archaeology, but because he was not good at math, he didn't pass the exam, so he entered the entertainment industry. I heard that Ling Yueshan has no children and is very good to his nephew Ling Yu'an. He even let him endorse family products. In the future, the Ling family's assets will definitely be handed over to Ling Yu'an. Even if we, Yuanyuan, don't work hard, we will have to go home and inherit the family property.]

Fans have been praising Ling Yu'an's beautiful handwriting.

But Ling Yu'an found that after he finished telling the joke, the fruit farmers did not respond and had no intention of giving him the fruit basket, so he quickly flipped through his joke book.

Since the elegant one doesn’t work, let’s try the vulgar one.

"Teacher Ling has finished his story. Now let me do some street dance for you."

Qin Niao stretched her joints and was about to dance when Ling Yu'an said hurriedly, "Wait a minute, I haven't finished my joke yet."

Qin Niao had already started playing music, but after hearing Ling Yu'an's words, he turned it off again. He frowned and asked with a hint of displeasure, "How many more jokes do you want to tell?"

Ling Yu'an was also a little unhappy: "Just one. Director Lu will definitely give you enough time, so there's no need to rush, Niao Niao."

Ling Yu'an's fans noticed Qin Niao and Ling Yu'an's attitudes and were also dissatisfied.

Qin Niao definitely fits my stereotype of the rich second generation: arrogant and rude. Ling Yu'an is her senior after all, but her tone is so aggressive and disrespectful. Ling Yu'an didn't even say it was over, yet she was so eager to perform. It's hilarious! Who wants to watch her dance? She's a piece of shit. If it weren't for the Qin World Trade Group, would a little scumbag like her have the chance to debut?

[Wow, this is the first time I hear Ling Yu'an's fans accusing others of being rude. Ling didn't give face to others before, but you guys don't say that.]

[Oh, I'm sorry. The Bluebirds apologize to Senior Ling. Our eldest daughter is spoiled. That's just her personality. She's a bit blunt, but she doesn't mean to insult anyone. Senior Ling's fans are so tolerant of their brother, so they definitely wouldn't be so hypocritical and harsh on a newcomer like us, Niao Niao, right?]

The live broadcast room was often filled with arguments, and many passers-by simply blocked the barrage of comments.

Ling Yu'an also confidently told the joke he had just read:

"A woman was playing with her husband's phone when she accidentally dropped it and a hundred yuan fell out. She asked her husband: What happened?

My husband panicked: Oh my god! It fell so hard that my phone bill was all gone!

The husband snatched his wife's cell phone and threw it onto the bed. A man crawled out from under the bed.

The husband asked angrily: What's going on?

My wife panicked and said, "Oh my god, all the contacts fell out. Hahaha!"