A ceramic jar became sentient, knowledgeable of past and present. Wang Yan relied on this ceramic jar to befriend an ancient beautiful female general.
Her name was Tan Junyan, a legend of the...
Wu Han suddenly shouted, "I want to become your sworn brother and sworn brother."
"ah!"
Wang Yan was overwhelmed again.
He is already old, and it is not appropriate to become sworn brothers with him!
Mr. Li: "That's a good idea. You must take me with you."
Su Lao: "And me, I also want to kowtow to Wang Yan and become brothers."
"no……"
Wang Yan was completely bewildered. "This isn't appropriate. I'm just a junior."
Wu Han's eyes widened, "What's inappropriate about it?"
Mr. Li: "I think it's suitable."
Mr. Su: "Very suitable."
Wang Yan waved his hands hurriedly and said, "Three seniors, please listen to me."
"I appreciate your kindness, but I absolutely cannot allow you to become sworn brothers with me."
"All three of you are highly respected people, and you are like Mount Tai and the North Star in my heart."
"I am just a junior, and I met you all by chance. How dare I call you brothers?"
Wang Yan really couldn't accept such a proposal.
Not only is the age gap too big, but there is also a disparity in status.
These three people can make the antique world tremble with just a stomp of their feet.
Moreover, they have a very high status in society, and if you really become sworn brothers with them, you will definitely attract criticism.
Besides, he is the grandson of someone else, would he agree?
Just be respectful to these old seniors, and don’t even dare to dream of becoming sworn brothers with them!
"Brother Wang Yan..."
Wu Han directly called Wang Yan his younger brother.
"I know what you're worried about. It's nothing more than age, status, and criticism."
"We don't care about these, what are you afraid of?"
"Yes!" Mr. Li quickly agreed.
"We value you as a person."
"In all my life, I've never met a child as virtuous and loyal as you... It's my brother, my brother!"
Old Su also said, "We are all old now, it's hard to become sworn brothers with anyone."
"As for our children and grandchildren, if they dare to say anything against their will, I will not agree."
"You don't have to think about these."
"Don't refuse anymore. We're going to be sworn brothers today."
"Yes, you have to bow down even if you are undefeated."
Elder Li stepped forward and grabbed one of Wang Yan's arms, twisting it firmly behind his back. "Hurry up and prepare the sworn brotherhood items for us."
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Old Su stepped forward quickly and twisted Wang Yan's other arm behind his back.
He urged everyone, "Why don't you go quickly?"
The beauties had no choice but two of them turned around and walked out.
Wang Yan struggled and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Become sworn brothers!"
Wu Han raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother Wang Yan, we won't change what we have decided. Just obey us!"
Wang Yan shuddered, "Brother, don't joke."
"Take a look." Wu Han spread his hands.
"He even calls me brother. This is simply God's will!"
"What?"
Wang Yan struggled hard, but the two old men Li and Wu were very strong and he couldn't get free at all.
His face flushed with anxiety, veins popped out on his forehead, and he shouted while struggling:
"Three seniors, you can't do this. Becoming sworn brothers requires mutual consent. You are forcing me!"
"I'm forcing you, what can I do?"
"Be honest."
"Just bear with it."
"Don't worry, we'll buy your antiques at a high price..."
Soon, the incense used for worship was brought over.
Wu Han took an antique porcelain, filled it with copper coins, lit the incense and inserted it into the pot.
"Okay, let's get started."
As he said that, he kicked Wang Yan to his knees.
Wang Yan was so embarrassed that he grimaced. Just as he was about to stand up, he was held down by Mr. Li and Mr. Wu.
Wu Han turned around and said to the beautiful bodyguard, "You, go and restrain Wang Yan and make him cooperate with us to complete the sworn brotherhood."
“Yes, yes…”
Several women stepped forward and restrained Wang Yan.
Wang Yan's face turned green. "Three elders, we can't make such a fuss. Please stop it. I beg you..."
The three of them didn't care what Wang Yan said and knelt on the ground solemnly.
Wu Han said loudly: "Heaven above, Earth below, today I am Wu Han."
Mr. Li: "I am Li Ye."
Su Lao: "I am Su Mohan."
Then, the three of them said in unison, "We are sworn brothers with Wang Yan. We don't ask to be born on the same day, month, and year, but we ask to die on the same day!"
Wang Yan almost vomited blood after hearing this.
They are all unsophisticated people, who would die on the same day and year as them?
The others were watching in a state of confusion.
I always feel that this scene is too ridiculous.
Wang Yue rolled his eyes and thought secretly in his heart.
This sworn brotherhood may seem absurd and funny, but being able to become sworn brothers with the three of them is a great blessing that many people would never be able to obtain.
The profound meaning behind this is so powerful.
These three old masters are well-known figures in the antique world and society. Just a stomp of their feet can shake the surrounding area.
After becoming sworn brothers with such a person, you will be like a dragon receiving clouds and rain.
No matter what kind of ghosts and monsters they are, you have to give them some distance when you see them.
At the same time, it will also cause a lot of public opinion storm.
Wu Han continued, "We share happiness and hardship. If you break this oath, heaven will strike you with lightning!"
After saying that, he knocked his head to the ground.