Farming for Survival in the Apocalypse

Bi Qiao’an lay motionless in the icy snow, watching helplessly as the falling flakes slowly buried her. As her consciousness faded, her mind drifted back to the three arduous years she had spent ...

Chapter 889: Bullying the Goose

Chapter 889: Bullying the Goose

Comrade Lao Shen quickly confiscated the skewers from the two treasures and said, "Wait!"

Then he looked at Bi Qiaoan: "Wife, bring me two bowls!"

As soon as he finished speaking, two bowls and two spoons flew out from the mobile home.

Shen Yanming caught the two small porcelain bowls in front of him, took the quail eggs off the skewers with a spoon, and then sprinkled some cumin and salt on them.

"Here, eat!" Shen Yanming stuffed the bowl into An An Nuan Nuan's hands.

Both kids were stunned, thinking, weren’t they eating barbecue? So, does this still count as eating skewers now?

"Dad, um, the atmosphere is gone!" An An said, staring at the bamboo sticks that Shen Yanming put aside.

Chen Yanming laughed and pinched the brat's face: "You still know what atmosphere is, don't you see how old you are? You're just being picky. Just now you almost poked me blind with a bamboo stick, luckily I dodged quickly. I'm your dad, if it were anyone else, they would have been angry a long time ago."

Seeing her father say this, An An could only smile and act like a spoiled child: "Dad, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again. Can you please forgive me this time? You and mom both eat with skewers, but my sister and I are the only ones holding bowls. We don't look like a family anymore."

Shen Yanming was almost amused by the little villain's logic. He said with a fierce face, "No matter how you eat, your last name is Shen. Just because I let you hold the bowl, do you think you won't recognize me as your father?"

An An's mouth sank, thinking how dare he. He was also afraid that his father would get angry and cut off his food supply.

Nuannuan's expectant eyes dimmed in an instant, and she felt that the quail eggs in the bowl were no longer fragrant.

Shen Yanming, who had no principles, felt distressed for two seconds, then said, "Okay, it depends on your performance. If you behave well, I can consider giving you a string directly later."

The two little ones looked at each other, smiled happily, and cheered: "Yeah, thank you Dad!"

"What about mom?" Shen Yanming asked.

The two babies understood immediately and ran to Bi Qiaoan to pester her: "Thank you, mom, you have worked hard!"

Although Bi Qiaoan enjoyed her children's clinging, she still smiled and said, "Be good, mom is busy. It's dangerous near the fire. Go play over there."

After saying that, he glared at Shen Yanming and said, "By the way, the big goose hasn't come back yet? Why can't I see the goose?"

Shen Yanming shook his head: "I didn't see it."

Bi Qiaoan scanned the grassland with his consciousness and found the big goose hiding in the grassland. It squatted among a group of geese and looked so out of place.

The goose's eyes were rolling around, as if it was alert to its surroundings. Or maybe it was afraid of An An and Nuan Nuan.

Bi Qiaoan used his consciousness to gently lift the goose up. The goose panicked at first, but then thought that it was the mistress's doing and stopped struggling.

The goose has an IQ equivalent to that of a six or seven-year-old child, and is quite smart at times. In addition, as it interacts with the master and mistress and the children, its thoughts and behaviors become more humane, and it cannot be treated as an ordinary goose.

So, after landing, the big goose looked at Bi Qiaoan with tears in its eyes and cackled twice, as if telling about its grievances.

Bi Qiaoan heard it and wanted to comfort him but couldn't leave. She could only comfort him softly: "Big goose, you have suffered a lot. Come here quickly and let An An Nuan Nuan apologize to you. Let's make up for it today."

The big goose turned its head to the little ones and saw that they were eating happily.

Hearing Bi Qiaoan's words, An An Nuan Nuan immediately put down the bowl and said, "Big Goose, I'm sorry. We were the assholes today. We promise that we will never bully you again."

An An Nuan Nuan had a little seasoning on the corner of her mouth. After she finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue to lick it, then smiled happily.

The big goose's eyes lit up, and it thought what delicious food this was, so it ran over with its short legs.

Then he looked at the round quail eggs in the two bowls with his eyes shining.

Nuan Nuan rolled her eyes, poured the last quail egg in the bowl into her palm, and then handed it to the big goose: "Eat the egg, please!"

The big goose looked at Nuan Nuan and didn't move. It was a little hesitant, afraid that the little girl would do something bad.

But thinking that the host and hostess were right next to her, she probably wouldn't dare to do that. So she stretched her neck and took the quail egg from the little girl's hand.

And because it was afraid of hurting the little girl, it didn't dare to use too much force. So the white and tender little palm was left with only a little trace of seasoning.

The goose bit open the quail egg, chewed it and swallowed it. When it thought it tasted good, Nuan Nuan cheered, "The goose ate the food I fed it. Mom, did you see that? The goose ate it!"

Bi Qiaoan nodded: "Well, the goose will only eat if it likes it. You can't force it to eat if it doesn't like it."

Nuannuan nodded, thinking that whatever she liked, Big Ezi would also like.

The big goose had no idea what the little girl was thinking, it just felt that something was wrong with the whole goose.

You little bastard...are you still thinking about feeding it strawberries? It refused at the time, so you have to feed it something to get back at it?

The whole goose looked listless, as if it was thinking whether to endure it or compromise.

Later, smelling the aroma coming from the barbecue grill, the whole goose felt relieved.

Anyway, Nuan Nuan didn't take advantage of it this time, so it should just enjoy the feeling of being fed. The main thing is that the skewers are so delicious!

The couple smiled with relief as they watched them living in harmony.

When the meat on the rack was cooked, Shen Yanming gave a portion to each of the two little ones and the big goose.

The two people and the goose all held a bowl, but two used spoons and one used his mouth. No one mentioned using bamboo sticks anymore.

Time always flies. When the family of four and the goose finished lunch, it was already past three in the afternoon.

The two babies played a little crazy, and after dinner they started nodding their heads and dozing off.

It’s okay for geese. After all, they are not of the same species and don’t have the habit of taking naps.

But today, he ate too much at noon, and even started to stagger when he walked. So Bi Qiaoan used his mind to send the goose back to the grassland, and told it: "Walk around when you feel better, don't get fat."

Otherwise, the goose will be too fat and strong, and you might kill it if you are in a bad mood one day.

Of course, this was all a joke. But the goose was startled, and after lying on the ground for about ten minutes, it stood up and walked around the grassland.

Lose weight, lose weight, and strive to be a slim goose!

When Bi Qiaoan found out, he burst out laughing.

Shen Yanming touched Bi Qiaoan's nose and said lovingly: "If you don't let An An Nuan Nuan bully it, you will have no pressure to bully it yourself."

Bi Qiaoan moved his finger away and argued, "I was thinking about it. Look at how fat the goose has become. If it continues like this, it won't be able to fly."

Chen Yanming smiled helplessly, wondering if the goose raised by the spiritual spring water could be the same as an ordinary goose?

But he didn't say anything. Anyway, it was just a harmless joke, the goose stopped when it got tired, it didn't have much impact.