Alternative Title: 能種田就行了還要虐什麽渣
Author: 貓魚豆腐
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-08-21
Updated: 2025-08-21
It was just a small matter of falling off a cliff, so why did he transmigrate?
Beastman Aben, during a planting and harvesting process, accidentally slipped and fell off a cliff. He "soul transmigrated" into the body of a young master of a wealthy family in another world, named Xiaoben, and was bound to a scumbag-abusing system.
System: "You were persecuted by your scumbag father, wicked stepmother, and illegitimate child. Homeless, to survive, you must punch your scumbag father, kick your stepmother's illegitimate child, abuse all scumbags, and only then can you reach the peak of your life!"
Abuse scumbags? Is abusing scumbags more interesting than farming? Aben scoffed. Aben directly changed his surname and latched onto his maternal grandfather's leg, shamelessly begging for a large piece of land, and began his flourishing farming career.
System: "...Abusing scumbags can get you the unique, best, and most nutritious seeds for grain, vegetables, and fruit tree seedlings!"
Liu Ben: "Okay, I'll take this job! By the way, are we planning to abuse scumbags?"
System: "Given your physical condition, it will take you a whole day to plant one mu of this grain seed, meow!" Liu Ben: "Then you haven't seen the potential in my soul!"
System: "This vegetable needs to be planted on a cliff wall, otherwise, it won't taste good, meow!" Liu Ben: "Let me show you my skill of climbing fifty meters with one arm effortlessly!"
System: "...This vegetable needs to be planted in a muddy pond deeper than your height, meow." Liu Ben: "Then there's no other way."
System: "Meow, hee hee hee hee~ You should still come with me to abuse..." Liu Ben: "I can only switch to my beastman form." (Slowly growing taller)
System: "?? Who are you?! Aren't I bound to an ordinary person? Oh my gosh, meow!"