Farming While Going Crazy: I Feed My Husband Poison

Su Wei transmigrated to become the cheap wife of the Shen family in Nanqiao Village. The moment she opened her eyes, she saw an old woman holding a bowl of dark, mysterious poison, about to feed it...

Chapter 29: Intestines with Shit

With Su Wei's help, Han Yu sold a lot of goods in just one morning.

Some people in the village were dissatisfied and speculated about the relationship between Han Yu and Su Wei. It seemed like these people were saying this on purpose for them to hear.

Han Yu was a little angry, but seeing that Su Wei was not angry, Su Wei said: "Brother Han, have a meal before leaving."

Han Yu nodded.

After returning home, Su Wei left Han Yu and Shen Yan alone and went to the kitchen to cook.

Han Yu was a little uncomfortable, but he was also curious about Chen Yan. He glanced at him casually and asked for conversation, "Is your leg... okay?"

Chen Yan said, "It's almost there."

He is now able to walk for a while.

Moreover, Han Yu saw that he was dressed neatly and looked much better. It seemed that he had been doing well these days.

Thinking about what those people had just said, Han Yu felt that the rumors outside might not be true.

After all, there was nothing between him and Su Wei, but outsiders were making it sound like it was happening. What about before? Maybe there was nothing between Su Wei and others either.

The two chatted awkwardly for a few sentences and then stopped talking until Su Wei came in with the meal.

Han Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The three of them had dinner together.

Su Wei asked about the border.

"The control was lax in the past, and many merchants could bring things here. But it's not possible recently. I heard that there will be a war with the northwest, but I don't know if it's true or not." Han Yu said while eating.

Su Wei asked: "Are we far from the border?"

"It's only a few hundred miles away."

Su Wei frowned. Doesn’t that mean that if a war breaks out, this place will easily be affected?

And where did Shen Dalang serve as a soldier? Was he also at the border?

Su Wei thought about it and asked again: "How do you do business? Is it exchange or payment? Do they want our things?"

"Han Yu told her that doing business on the border is simple but also complicated. After all, such a place is bound to be a bit chaotic. Some people barter, and some people buy things with money. Buying and selling is not a problem. The problem is whether you can keep your things and money after the transaction.

Some people may be robbed right after selling something and the money is barely warm to the touch. This is considered lucky. If they encounter a ruthless person, they may even lose their lives.

Su Wei felt a chill in his heart when he heard this, and gave up the idea of ​​going to the border. He thought it would be better to stay at home and earn some money, save some money, and when the chaos here comes, he can take the money and run away...

After dinner, Han Yu was about to leave. In order to thank Su Wei for helping sell goods, he gave her a lot of things, but Su Wei didn't want any of them and only picked some wool.

Han Yu was surprised: "What do you want the wool for?"

"Make some gadgets."

Han Yu left without asking any more questions.

After he left, Su Wei took out the newly bought cotton and placed it on the clothes he had made earlier. The cotton filling was of moderate thickness and had to be fixed with sewing thread.

Su Wei makes clothes, Chen Yan...

He is washing pig offal again...

The white intestines had to be washed over and over again until they were clean, and his hands were wrinkled from soaking.

However, Chen Yan didn't say anything, but Su Wei's clothes were ready.

"Come, try it." Su Wei called him over. Chen Yan walked over slowly. He was a head taller than Su Wei. He was a handsome and bright young man. He looked good even in a sack.

But Chen Yan obviously didn't care whether it looked good or not.

The cotton-padded jacket is simple and ordinary, the fabric is also gray, the clothes seem a little big, but it is very warm...

Su Wei took a look and nodded: "Make it a little bigger so you can wear it even if you are fatter."

Chen Yan didn't care that much, as long as it was wearable, but...

He looked up at Su Wei and asked, "Why are you making clothes for me?"

Is there any other purpose?

He couldn't help but think so.

Su Wei took out the wool he bought today, rolled it into a ball, and said, "You look pitiful."

Chen Yan frowned.

No man wants to be called pitiful.

But Su Wei said.

No matter what she said, Chen Yan would be suspicious and would not believe it.

Chen Yan sat on the bed angrily, staring at Su Wei in his cotton coat.

What is Su Wei doing?

She was poking the wool ball with a needle, again and again, and Chen Yan began to think more.

Did she mistake that ball of wool for me?

Su Wei pokes, pokes, pokes...

Shen Yan "..."

I don’t know how long it took, but the ball of hair was poked into a round, firm ball.

As Chen Yan watched, he suddenly felt something was magical.

Su Wei was still poking and prodding until the evening. Chen Yan finally became too lazy to look at it, yawned and fell asleep.

The next day, it was still an early morning. Su Wei got up with dark circles under his eyes and went to cook pork offal as usual. However, the sales today were not ideal because Zhang Erya's mother also started selling it, and it was cheaper than Su Wei's, one penny per bowl.

The villagers were not rich to begin with, so when they saw something cheaper, they naturally went to her place. Only the butcher Zhang family bought a few bowls from Su Wei's side.

Zhang Erya even ran over to take a look, and when she saw that there were not many people on Su Wei's side, she laughed out loud.

"Some people are afraid that this business may not be successful."

Su Wei didn't care. If he couldn't do it, he could do something else. It was just...

Before she put away the pot, there was a noise coming from the Zhang family.

It was Liu Laosi. He smashed all the bowls and glared at Zhang's mother angrily.

"Zhang Gang's family, you did this on purpose, look at what this is?"

He pinched a piece of pig intestine in his hand and wanted to throw it in Zhang's mother's face.

"What?" Zhang's mother waved a spoon and said angrily, "Liu Laosi, don't cause trouble for me."

"I'm looking for trouble?"

Liu Laosi was furious and spread out his large intestine for everyone to see. Seeing the uncleaned pig feces in the intestine, everyone felt sick to their stomachs. Even those who had bought and were eating it felt more and more sick the more they chewed. There seemed to be a smell of pig smell and stench in their mouths...

Liu Laosi said angrily, "It smells like pig shit and is disgusting. It's nowhere near what Shen Erjia made."

He angrily threw the pig intestines at Zhang's mother's face. Zhang's mother subconsciously blocked it with her hand, and the pig intestines bounced away. Then, along with the feces, they drew a not-so-perfect parabola and fell into the pot, quickly sinking into the soup and disappearing...

Everyone: “…”

Chen Yan moved a stool and sat next to Su Wei, thinking that if he was too busy later he could help collect money or something.

As a result, there was no one here today, but Su Wei was not angry. Since there was no one here, he just ate by himself.

She filled a bowl for Chen Yan and gave him two fried dough sticks.

"Eat it while it's hot, it'll get cold soon."

Chen Yan asked, "Aren't you angry?"

Su Wei: "Opening a business, if I can do it, others can do it too, why should I be angry?"

Chen Yan thought so too, it was a pity that there was no other way to make money.

He had just eaten halfway when the noisy person over there came over.

Liu Laosi said angrily: "Su Wei, serve me a bowl."

Su Wei quickly served him a bowl, Liu Laosi paid, and Chen Yan helped to collect it.

Then other people came, but not many overall because they were affected by the Zhang family's shitty intestines.

Liu Laosi ate very carefully this time. He checked every part of his intestines and found that they were all clean and tasted really good.

Liu Laosi finally felt relieved.