A female special police officer transmigrates and becomes the mother of four children and the wife of a lazy farmer. Who dares to touch her children? She will beat anyone who tries, showing extreme...
This unlucky thing, how come he always manages to step on the wrong spot?
Jian Ning quickly scooped a piece of wild boar meat from the pot. "Come on, open your mouth." She asked Ma Xiaodou to open his mouth and fed him the wild boar meat. "Is it delicious?"
"Well, it's better than what my mom cooks. I want to eat more." Ma Xiaodou swallowed the wild boar meat and laughed.
"You can eat if you want, but first tell your aunt, do you know what husband and wife are?"
"I know that sleeping together means you're a couple and you'll have children. My dad and mom sleep together. They sleep together every day."
"Yes, that's right, but your father and mother aren't together during the day. They're only together in the morning and evening, right? They're together before going to bed at night, and before getting up in the morning. So, husband and wife are together morning and night, do you understand?"
Ma Xiaodou scratched his head. He was a little guy with a jumpy mind and was a little confused. It was as if his father had clearly told him that the rooster and the hen had to sleep in the same nest so that the hen would give birth to chicks. But after he imagined it in his mind, he only remembered that the rooster hatched the hen, but forgot the prerequisite of sleeping in the same nest.
Recently, when he played with Sanniu, he always put his hands behind his back, for fear that he would accidentally touch Sanniu, completely forgetting that chicks cannot be born if they don't sleep in the same nest.
At this moment, Jian Ning's words confused him again. He thought for a moment and slapped his head, "I understand. Husband and wife sleep together morning and night, not during the day. If they don't sleep together, they won't have children even if they have sex."
"Oh, I can touch Yaoyao. I'm going to play with Yaoyao."
He cheered and turned and ran.
Jian Ning secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The last time he caught her and Ding Youtian hugging each other, he shouted everywhere that they were kissing, and almost everyone in the village knew about it.
"What are you laughing at?" Jian Ning saw Ding Youtian smiling sullenly, and glared at him with dissatisfaction, "Don't just sit back and watch the fire from the other side, as if it has nothing to do with you."
"Watching the fire from the other side of the river?" Ding Youtian raised an eyebrow, thought for a moment, and said with a smile, "Those words are used brilliantly."
"Of course, I'm a serious college student." She glanced outside the kitchen and said in a low voice, "That's equivalent to the top scorer in your class.
"Oh, so you're the top female scholar? Since you've already passed the imperial examination, why don't you marry me tonight? I'll obey you without hesitation."
"Comrade Ding Youtian!" Jian Ning slammed the kitchen knife down on the chopping board and glared at him, "Do you still want me to teach you the Thirty-Six Stratagems?"
"My master knows all your thirty-six strategies."
Jian Ning nodded. "Okay, it's that anonymous person again, right? I find you to be quite fake and hypocritical. If you already knew about the Thirty-Six Stratagems, why would you still pretend in front of me every day? Are you kidding me? I've noticed that there aren't many good people among you Dings. You're all full of bad intentions."
"You raised your pole and swept across the entire village. Could this be the pole strategy from the Thirty-Seven Stratagems?"
"screw you!"
Joking aside, Jian Ning was genuinely curious about the year of the time-traveling predecessor, the nameless one. She couldn't be ancient, nor from two thousand years later. She suspected he was probably from the Republic of China or the 1970s or 1980s.
She had just finished preparing the meal when Ma Fuquan arrived.
During the day, Ma Fuquan received her message and ran to find Huo Jincheng, but it turned out that the governor was at Dingzihao. After Huo Jincheng sent the governor away and instructed Xiao Shi to send a messenger to report any situation immediately, the matter with Jian Ning was already resolved.
"I have good news for you. The governor and Magistrate He will come to Dingjia Village in two days. Hybrid grain will be promoted nationwide after the New Year. Dingjia Village will be bustling with activity after the New Year. People from all the counties will come to learn from us. Your wine will become famous all over the world."
When Blind Liu heard this, he frowned and said, "A tall tree attracting the wind isn't necessarily a good thing. I'm afraid there won't be any peace in the future."
Ding Youtian said with a smile, "Master, if you're worried about being burdened by fame, then let my wife and I shoulder the fame of 'Yunshan Cui'. How about you just live your peaceful life?"
"That's great." Jian Ning still wanted to settle down in the capital one day. After traveling through time, he could buy a big house in the capital, which would make his life worthwhile.
"Not good!" Blind Liu rolled his eyes and said with a gloomy face, "You two have taken all the limelight. I, an old blind man, also want to enjoy the rest of my life. Where is justice if you leave me alone?"
"Alas, Master, didn't you always teach me that fame and fortune are fleeting? I'm just trying to help you, but why don't you appreciate it?"
"Alas!" Blind Liu also sighed, even louder than his own. "Old Blind Man, you should just worry about this yourself. You don't need to worry about it."
Ma Fuquan also made a rare interjection, laughing and saying, "Old blind man, you have become hypocritical now. You were not like this before."
"Hehe." Blind Liu laughed, shaking his head and saying, "True and false, false and true... Jia is not false, the hall is made of white jade and the horses are made of gold."
When Jian Ning heard the latter part, she subconsciously glanced at Ma Fuquan, but then she heard Ding Youtian add, "When the false is made to appear true, the true becomes false."
"What do you mean?" Jane Ning asked deliberately.
Ding Youtian smiled. "This is from The Story of the Stone. Master has told a few stories from The Story of the Stone before. If you like it, I'll go find the storybook someday. I don't like it. It's very boring. Only the sentence I just said is a little interesting."
It seems to be the anonymous person again. Jane Ning is basically certain that the anonymous person is a woman like her, and the stories passed down are all about talented men and beautiful women.
They hadn't finished their meal yet when Ma Xiaomai and Ma Xiaomi came to listen to the Three Kingdoms. Ma Fuquan didn't leave after dinner. He told Ding Youtian that they would play a few games of chess later.
He had been so busy recently that he hadn't had time to fight Ding Youtian again. Tonight, he had a rare chance to relax, so of course he wouldn't miss the opportunity to avenge his previous humiliation.
When Jian Ning was telling Ma Xiaomai and the others about the Three Kingdoms, Qiao Feng came over with her long, clean hair loose after taking a bath and wearing the clothes Jian Ning gave her.
Although she was not yet thirteen, she was quite tall, and Jane Ning's clothes barely fit her. After washing, she was still a little girl with bright eyes and white teeth, looking very smart and lovely.
"Dad, are my mother's eyes crooked?" Ma Xiaomai said suddenly, "She said my master just accepted an ugly girl who's studying medicine. I don't think she's ugly at all, she's actually pretty."
"Your mother always says the opposite of what she means. She even said that I am more handsome than your uncle Ding." Ma Fuquan glared at Ma Xiaomai and cursed in his heart, "You little bastard, aren't you bringing bad luck to your mother?"
You really deserve a beating!
"Your mother is ugly." Qiaofeng rolled her eyes at Ma Xiaomai and said bluntly.
Ma Xiaodou pointed at Qiaofeng and said, "You are uglier than my mother, but my mother is not as ugly as you."
"Idiot!" Ma Xiaomi slapped his hand away. "Mom is prettier than her, but she's not as pretty as mom. That's the way to put it. You're such an idiot."
"You two are idiots, all three of you are idiots, big idiots." Qiao Feng pointed at the three brothers and said angrily.