A female special police officer transmigrates and becomes the mother of four children and the wife of a lazy farmer. Who dares to touch her children? She will beat anyone who tries, showing extreme...
Wu Fengxian had long expected that these two guys were still in the dark, and she was secretly happy. She took off the pipe from her waist and glanced at Old Ding. Meng hurriedly nodded at the bamboo basket filled with tobacco on the table, signaling Old Ding to hurry up and fill the basket for the person.
Old Ding didn't waste a second. He quickly filled her cigarette and lit it, just like he was serving the Queen Mother. After she took a deep puff, he humbly asked, "What happened to my Xiaoliu?"
"Yes, how come we are going to the county to enjoy his blessing?" Meng asked impatiently.
They were anxious, but Wu Fengxian was not. She slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said contentedly, "This cigarette is still the best. It's strong and refreshing!"
After saying that, she glanced at the bamboo basket on the table, and Meng quickly gave Old Ding a look.
Old Ding immediately rolled up the basket of cut tobacco with straw paper and held it in front of Wu Guanxian with both hands. "This is all for you. Take it home and smoke it. Tell me, what happened to my old sixth son?"
Wu Fengxian put the tobacco in her pocket and pointed the pipe at Old Ding and Meng. "What's that? Old Six? He's the Sixth Shopkeeper now. He's owned a large inn with a house in the county town. Business is booming, and money is flowing into his pocket like water."
"Why, you two really don't know anything?"
She deliberately asked the question even though she knew the answer. If they knew, she wouldn't make this trip for nothing.
Wu Fengxian did have some skills in exorcising demons, but they were only half-baked. She didn't have daily business, and she was lazy and gluttonous. She had never had to care for any of her grandchildren for even a single day. She had never helped any of her two daughters-in-law during their confinement.
She treated all her grandsons and granddaughters equally, and none of them could get even a piece of candy or a piece of cake from her. The two daughters-in-law disdained her like rotten dog shit.
Business was good, and she made a little money, so no one would dare to see her. She would take the money and go to the county to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks, spend all the food, and then go home to eat her two sons' food. She was picky about the food she ate for free, and she also smoked and drank. Her two daughters-in-law were lucky to give her a meal, so they didn't care about her smoking and drinking.
The other day, Wu Fengxian was craving cigarettes, so she shamelessly asked her two daughters-in-law for money. Her eldest daughter-in-law glared at her and told her to ask Yuanshi Tianzun for it! She also wanted to ask Tianzun, why didn't he even give her money for cigarettes when she burned three incense sticks a day?
The daughter-in-law allowed her to ascend to heaven and become an immortal, and she had everything she wanted.
The two daughters-in-law had reason to dislike her. She played tricks all day long, and they couldn't get any benefit from the money she made. If things went wrong and people came to their door to beat her up, they had to put on a smile and sometimes even clean up her mess.
Wu Fengxian was lucky. No matter how mean she was, her two sons still forced their wives to be filial to her. Apart from ignoring her cigarettes and alcohol, they always provided her with food.
But Wu Fengxian would smoke and drink even without eating. She was so angry that she didn't get the money the other day and started a hunger strike. When she was starving, Mr. Tian's daughter came to her house to play with her granddaughter and gave her half a piece of candy.
Wu Fengxian heard her little granddaughter asking Tian's little niece in the yard whether their family had dug up any gold ingots, because she often saw her eating snacks recently.
Tian's little niece said that her elder sister bought them. Her elder sister's husband was a shopkeeper in the county town, and her elder sister was now the shopkeeper's wife. She made a lot of money every day, so much so that she couldn't count it. So her elder sister bought a lot of food for them and sent it back.
Wu Fengxian knew that the elder sister she was talking about was Tian Xiaoyu, the daughter of Tian Lao Da, and she also knew that Tian Xiaoyu was married to Meng's youngest son Ding Youxing. She jumped out of bed and stopped her hunger strike. After carefully questioning Tian's little niece, she went to ask Tian's mother.
Old Lady Tian believed in Taoism and used to be close to Wu Fengxian. Later, because Wu Fengxian borrowed money from her several times and did not return the money, she gradually became estranged from her.
Wu Fengxian confirmed from Tian's mother that Xiaoyu and Laoliu did open an inn, but the inn was the property of the fourth and fourth sons of the Ding family and their wife, and they only helped Ding Youtian and Jian Ning to manage it.
But this is not important. What is important is that she estimated that Old Ding and Mrs. Meng definitely didn't know yet, so she rushed to inform them, just to get some benefits.
Without the alcohol, she could barely bear it.
The feeling of not having cigarettes to smoke was too unbearable. She had just taken a puff of her second cigarette when Meng suddenly rushed over and grabbed her arm. Her voice was so excited that it changed its tone, "Are you serious?"
“Ahem…”
Asking her to tug, Wu Fengxian nearly choked on a puff of smoke. Mrs. Meng didn't care. She held her arm tightly, her eyes wide open, "Tell me, is this true?"
"That's right, but you don't dare lie to us!" Old Ding was also very excited, and the corners of his eyes twitched.
Wu Fengxian finally stopped coughing, and her old face turned red from coughing.
"Why would I lie to you? If I lie to you, will a lump of gold fall into my arms? If I say so, you two should stop dawdling and quickly pack up your things and go to Lao Liu. Do you know what the innkeepers call your Murata's mother?"
"What are you calling me?" Meng became excited again and grabbed her arm again.
"Let go!" Wu Fengxian glared at her in disgust. "How can I smoke when your arm is being pulled?"
Upon hearing this, Old Ding slapped Meng's wrist.
"Hey, hurry up and tell me what you're calling me?" Meng urged, rubbing her wrist which was red from being slapped by Old Ding.
Wu Fengxian sneered, "Calling that country old woman 'Old Madam'? Isn't that ridiculous?"
"Ah!"
Mrs. Meng and Old Ding spoke in unison again. After being married for many years, they still had a tacit understanding between them.
"She doesn't deserve it!" Mrs. Meng patted her chest. "The proper old lady is standing here, how can she have a turn? She's nothing! I'll kick out all those ignorant fellows, leaving no one behind."
"Three-legged frogs are hard to find, but two-legged ones are everywhere."
Old Ding had a worried look on his face. He put his hands behind his back and shook his head, saying, "Xiao Liu is still young and ignorant. It seems like we two old guys really can't just sit around and do nothing. We have to help him steer the ship. What can those guys do without us keeping a check on them? They're going to be in chaos!"
Wu Fengxian curled her lips secretly. She deliberately did not say that it was the property of the fourth brother and his wife, just to trick them into going to the county town for nothing. She still remembered the time when she subdued Jian Ning outside the old house of the Ding family, and the Meng family joined forces with the Liu family to beat her.
"If you want to go, you'd better go early, preferably tonight. I heard from Tian's mother that she's going there early tomorrow morning. Besides, her eldest couple, your parents-in-law, have already set up camp there. The Tian family is all gathered there. You two are still squatting in this poor mountain valley. If you don't go quickly, it's hard to say whether the inn will be named Ding or Tian in the future!"
"Bullshit! How can we let the Tian family occupy our Ding family's inn!" After Wu Fengxian finished speaking, Liu, who had been hiding outside the door and eavesdropping for a long time, could no longer bear it and rushed in.