Jizhou

Su Mansion

Nuwa's figure appeared before Su Daji, her robes fluttering, surrounded by celestial aura.

"Su Daji, you are destined to be my disciple. Would you be willing to become my apprentice?"

Nuwa: ?

etc……!

Something seems off about these lines!

Upon hearing this,

Su Daji, who was reading, looked up. Her eyes were bright and captivating, a glance that seemed to last a lifetime. Paired with her exquisite face, even the most beautiful descriptions like "beauty that could topple kingdoms" paled in comparison.

My gaze shifted downwards, revealing a hidden weapon on his person—what a magnificent sight! Three words immediately came to mind: euthanasia!

Looking further down, her waist is slender and graceful, then curves downwards in a rounded arc.

As for my legs... let's just say they're so good they'd be a shame if they didn't pedal a tricycle!

This is no longer human; it is a work of art from heaven, which would amaze anyone who sees it.

At this time,

Su Daji looked at Nuwa before her, a subtle glint of mischief flashing in her eyes.

"Be my master? Then what can you teach me?"

Nuwa replied, "May you ascend to the heavens and descend to the earth, pluck stars from the sky and seize the moon, remain forever young, and live as long as the heavens!"

Su Daji replied indifferently, "I don't want to learn!"

Nuwa: ? ? ?

Don't want to learn?

Is there anyone in this world who doesn't want to cultivate themselves? Who doesn't want to stay young forever and live as long as the heavens?

"Then what do you want to learn?!" Nuwa asked.

"Do you know physics?" Su Daji asked.

Nuwa: ⊙?⊙?

What the hell is that? She'd never even heard of it!

Seeing Nuwa's confusion, Su Daji continued, "What about chemistry and mathematics?!"

Nuwa shook her head in bewilderment, but still said, "Perhaps I haven't heard of the names you mentioned. Tell me, what kind of supernatural powers are these?"

Su Daji casually replied, "Do you know the law of free fall?!"

Nuwa shook her head.

"Law of Free Fall: The speed at which an object falls is directly proportional to time, the distance it falls is directly proportional to the square of time, and the acceleration of an object's fall is independent of the object's weight and mass."

Nuwa: ? ? ?

Is she speaking some kind of cryptic script? I can understand each word individually, but when they're put together, I don't understand them at all.

Seeing Nuwa's expression, Su Daji curled her lip, "This is the most basic thing, and you don't even understand it? Tsk!"

Seeing Su Daji's disgusted expression, Nuwa quickly said, "Are you sure you're not talking nonsense?"

Su Daji said calmly, "Don't judge others by your own ignorance."

"You..." Nuwa was furious. Ignorant!? She was ignorant?!

Su Daji ignored Nuwa and interrupted her, saying, "If you stand on a high place and drop two copper balls of different weights and sizes together, do you think the heavier copper ball will hit the ground first, or the smaller copper ball?"

Nuwa was taken aback, then pondered for a moment and said, "Of course, the big bronze ball will land first!"

Su Daji: ?_?｀!

Nuwa: ? ? ?

What's with that look you're giving me, like I'm an idiot?

"I just told you about the law of free fall, and that's it? You have no wisdom at all! Of course, you'll all fall together. If you don't believe me, you can try it yourself," Su Daji said.

Nuwa's face turned ashen. "So what if I know this? Does it grant me immortality?!"

"No!" Su Daji replied.

"What's the use of that?" Nuwa questioned.

Su Daji replied, "May blessings be bestowed upon the world!"

Nuwa: Ha!

Seeing this,

Su Daji continued, "Do you know what the associative law of multiplication is?!"

Nuwa: ? ? ?

"When multiplying three numbers, the product remains the same whether you multiply the first two numbers first and then multiply by the third number, or multiply the last two numbers first and then multiply by the first number. This is called the associative property of multiplication."

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"This is basic math, and you don't even know this?!" Su Daji said casually, her tone full of contempt.

He paused for a moment.

Su Daji continued,

"The flat Euclidean view of spacetime, with its concept of a round heaven and a square earth, can be vividly described as: gazing at the boundless starry sky, the round heaven and square earth, the Pythagorean theorem, the flat thinking with its circular charm, and the infinite summation of dividing a circle. You probably didn't even know this first law of the universe!"

Nuwa: I not only don't know, I can't even understand what I'm hearing!

Su Daji didn't stop, continuing her barrage, "Then... you must know the law of chemical equilibrium, right!?"

"At a certain temperature, when a reversible reaction reaches equilibrium, the ratio of the product of the product concentration coefficients raised to the power of the product concentration coefficients raised to the power of the reactant concentration coefficients is a constant. This relationship is called the law of chemical equilibrium."

"You don't even understand that?! You must know the law of conservation of charge, right?! That is, in an electrolyte solution, no matter how many kinds of ions are present, the solution is always electrically neutral, that is, the total number of negative charges carried by anions is always equal to the total number of positive charges carried by cations!"

Nuwa: Still completely bewildered!

Looking at Nuwa's appearance, Su Daji laughed with a hint of disdain, "No way! No way! You don't even know this? You know nothing about physics, chemistry, or math. You're not worthy of being my master?! Go back to where you came from!"

As the sound faded,

Nuwa was still bewildered; she seemed to have some inexplicable feeling, as if she were on the verge of sudden enlightenment.

Nuwa nodded subconsciously and was about to leave, but then she suddenly came to her senses.

wrong!

Why should I walk by myself?!

What am I even doing here?!

"Wait, although I don't understand these things, I will teach you immortal techniques so that you can live as long as the heavens!"

"Don't refuse. You'll become her disciple whether you like it or not!" Nuwa said.

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