After the Great War of the Three Realms, everything was in chaos. Jiang Yan, a low-level flower cultivator who had just transmigrated over, had just been broken up with when she was bound to severa...
Chapter 34 034 So ferocious, it scared the snake to death.
The next day, after eating, Jiang Yan continued her journey to the Demon Emperor's Palace with the mosaic figures.
Lin Yun glanced at Feng Qingyu beside him. That old demon used magic to hang him on a tree all night yesterday. He had to get revenge!
Crouching on Jiang Yan's shoulder, he began to speak cryptically: "Miss Jiang, I've heard that although that Demon Emperor has a perfect appearance, he is vicious and cruel. He not only loves to eat people's hearts, but also enjoys skinning them and turning them into dolls for his enjoyment. How can someone as delicate as you withstand his torment if you become his partner?"
Jiang Yan raised her hand and patted the little snake's head: "Little White, don't worry about me. If you're scared, just wait for me outside."
"But rumors say that the Demon Emperor's palace is filled with malevolent energy. How can we feel at ease if you go in alone?" He then pretended to tremble slightly a few times: "If that old demon finds out about my loose tongue, I'm afraid my life will be in danger~"
After saying this, Lin Yun triumphantly flicked his tongue at the old demon.
The little white snake, crawling on the ground, sighed helplessly. It was really getting more and more blame... Snakes are so annoying, and it wondered when it would be able to turn back to white.
Feng Qingyu's unfathomable gaze swept over Lin Yun. He should have just pulled out Lin Yun's tongue last night.
A cold smile curled at the corner of his lips as he stared at the oblivious green snake and said, "How can you take hearsay as fact?"
Lin Yun, in a high-pitched voice, was about to add fuel to the fire when Jiang Yan said with a serious expression, "If you didn't see it with your own eyes, you really can't believe it. It's alright, I'm only going there to break the contract with him."
Lin Yun, who had been preparing his words for a long time, suddenly choked up.
"Hmm~ Miss Jiang is right~" He glanced at Feng Qingyu and then deliberately said, "I don't think that monster would be so shameless as to refuse to break the contract with you. It would be best if you were freed as soon as possible!"
Jiang Yan squinted and said, "Don't worry, he's definitely more anxious about breaking the contract than I am."
Lin Yun looked at Feng Qingyu with disdain: "That's for the best!"
"Oh."
Feng Qingyu chuckled softly, then suddenly pointed his finger at another green snake crawling on the ground. A surge of spiritual energy silently flowed into the snake's body in the direction of his finger.
Xiao Bai felt a sudden heat in his body, and when he looked down, he saw that the snake's body had suddenly turned white again.
His eyes lit up, and he excitedly crawled up to Jiang Yan, saying, "Miss Jiang, I've turned white again!"
Jiang Yan frowned as she looked at the white mosaic in front of her. The one on the ground was Little White? Then the one on her shoulder… could only be that rascal Lin Yun?!
Lin Yun was stunned. He never expected that old devil to pull this trick on him!
Just as he was about to slip away, Jiang Yan grabbed him by the neck.
She frowned at the mosaic snake face in her hand: "Didn't I tell you last night not to use Xiaobai's name again? You didn't listen! Now you're even defaming someone else. You're really cheeky!"
After saying that, Jiang Yan looked at him helplessly and shook her head, then casually tossed him into the roadside bushes.
Lin Yun felt a sharp pain in his butt and scrambled to Feng Qingyu's feet, intending to take the opportunity to bite him, but Feng Qingyu kicked him away again...
This little green snake actually dares to try and cause trouble in front of a demon emperor? How naive!
When Lin Yun caught up, he saw the little white snake coiled comfortably on Jiang Yan's wrist.
"Hiss~"
Lin Yun flicked his tongue at the little white snake.
Xiao Bai calmly narrowed its eyes, gently rubbing against Jiang Yan's wrist, and timidly mimicked Lin Yun's earlier manner, saying, "Miss Jiang~ look at him, he looks so fierce, he scared the snake to death~"
He thought Ling Yue was right; to be a snake, you have to be bold, otherwise you'll easily become a scapegoat!
Jiang Yan turned her head and saw the letter that Lin Yun hadn't had time to put away.
She frowned: "Shut up, and don't you dare scare our innocent little white snake anymore~ or I'll throw you into the deep mountains and forests to live as a stray snake!"
Lin Yun glared at the snake's eyes in anger. Simple-minded? That little white snake reeked of tea; how could it be simple-minded at all!
He scrambled to Jiang Yan's feet in a huff and demanded, "What, are you planning to abandon your husband for another snake?!"
Jiang Yan bent down and flicked his head: "I didn't abandon my husband, I just abandoned a disobedient little snake~"
The little white snake on his wrist swayed its tail contentedly, instantly dispelling the gloom of the past few days.
Lin Yun grimaced at him, then swiftly wrapped his arm around Jiang Yan's wrist.
Before she could even push the little white snake off the ground, she heard it say, "Miss Jiang, he's so fierce..."
Jiang Yan frowned at the blue mosaic strip, snatched it from her wrist, and warned with narrowed eyes, "Given that you've been knowingly violating the rules all day, you're punished by crawling on the ground! If you come any closer, you'll be given realgar powder!"
With a casual toss, Lin Yun was tossed to the feet of that old monster Feng Qingyu.
Fearing he might kick her away again, Lin Yun quickly wrapped herself around his legs.
Feng Qingyu looked down at the snake on her foot, too lazy to argue with him at the moment, and just said gloatingly, "You're reaping what you sowed."
Lin Yun simply stopped moving, settling comfortably on his feet, and hummed, "You and I fought so fiercely here, only to have that green tea little white snake benefit in the end. What was the point?"
Feng Qingyu raised an eyebrow slightly and glanced at the little white dog coiled around Jiang Yan's wrist; it was indeed a bit of an eyesore.
Lin Yun continued, "You say her inability to distinguish right from wrong is disheartening? You, a powerful demon emperor, are actually bound to a mere flower cultivator. If those lesser demons knew, they would laugh at you to death. Once you and Little Immortal Lord have switched bodies, you should quickly break the bond with her! Getting rid of this ungrateful flower cultivator is secondary; the most important thing is to save face for you, the demon emperor!"
Feng Qingyu looked down at the 'righteous' little green snake on her foot and thought to herself that it was truly a cunning creature.
So, their attempts to sow discord failed, and they've switched tactics again? Trying to outsmart a demon emperor who's lived for over five hundred years? That's utterly naive and foolish!
With a slight movement of her foot, Feng Qingyu threw Lin Yun to the ground, then unceremoniously stepped on the snake's body.
"Depend on!"
Lin Yun immediately winced in pain, and was about to curse "old monster" when the man secretly increased his strength.
He glared at him and yelled, "Lift your foot! You stepped on my tail!!!"
"Oh? Really? I'm so sorry." Feng Qingyu apologized insincerely, then lifted her foot and continued walking forward as if nothing had happened.
Lin Yun looked down at his tail, which was red and numb from being stepped on, and felt a pang of heartache.
Today has been a bad start; this old demon is his nemesis!
Shen Yuchen walked over, glanced at Lin Yun, and shook her head, saying, "Why did you provoke him? Whether he breaks the contract or not is not something you can control."
Lin Yun frowned and said unhappily, "Stop gloating. Didn't you also agree to dissolve the contract? Hurry up! Don't be like that old monster, going back on your word!"
Shen Yuchen: "...Are you out of your mind?"
He offered a well-intentioned piece of advice, but it backfired and caused him trouble?
Lin Yun snorted, then crawled up to Jiang Yan, arching his back and continuing to crawl in a strange, wobbly manner...
He had to show her the old demon's crimes and let her know that the monster was no good person!
Jiang Yan looked at the strange mosaic in front of her with a puzzled expression, and turned to ask 'Gongsun Jin' beside her: "Why is he acting so strangely?"
Gongsun Jin looked at the blue snake ahead and said calmly, "It's acting crazy. Ignore it or it might bite you."
"Really?" Jiang Yan nodded. "I understand."
Lin Yun: "!!!"
He's angry, this time he's really angry!