After the Great War of the Three Realms, everything was in chaos. Jiang Yan, a low-level flower cultivator who had just transmigrated over, had just been broken up with when she was bound to severa...
Chapter 68 068 Little Face Yellow
Jiang Yan felt an itch and heat as he rubbed against her neck, his long, hot tongue brushing against her neck and then scraping her white earlobe.
Her eyes widened in alarm, and she said stiffly, "Calm down, let me think of something!"
A low, suppressed groan came from Lin Yun's ear: "Who can stay calm at a time like this? You try eating one!"
Lin Yun greedily inhaled her scent, "How about dual cultivation? The snake wants dual cultivation~"
"!!!"
Jiang Yan and the mosaics were both shocked. In an instant, the mosaics attacked at the same time, trying to peel the snake off Jiang Yan's body.
Lin Yun used all his strength to hold onto the person in front of him tightly; there was no way he would get off her easily today.
Anyway, the medicine belongs to their Hehuan Sect. Since they've given it to him, they have to take responsibility for him!
Lin Yun's slender forked tongue brushed against her perfect jawline as she said in a seductive voice, "I feel uncomfortable, I want to cultivate together~ Snakes want to cultivate together!"
Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he has his face or not now. He's in so much pain, so she shouldn't have an easy time either.
Jiang Yan reached out and covered the snake's head, saying in a panic, "Don't do this! Calm down!"
"Ugh~" Lin Yun struggled and hummed softly, then stretched out his tongue and licked her palm.
Jiang Yan felt a sudden itch in her palm and pulled back as if she had been electrocuted.
Feng Qingyu looked at the rascal snake with a headache, feeling that it was clearly taking advantage of the drug's effects to act recklessly.
It seems this snake is determined to be shameless to the end today; look at the way it's flicking its tongue, I really want to grab a pair of scissors and cut it off.
Snakes are shameless, truly invincible!
Jiang Yan was speechless and helpless. She frantically called out to Xiao Mei in her mind, "Please think of something!"
Xiao Mei stammered, "Otherwise, you could try to comfort him and offer some emotional support?"
"Are you kidding me? He gets all worked up the moment I touch him! Look how tightly he's wrapped around me, he's going to strangle me to death if this keeps up!"
Xiao Mei muttered, "I think he doesn't want to strangle you... he seems to want you more..."
"What nonsense are you spouting?!"
"Host, I really can't help with this medicine... You should try to calm him down, otherwise I'm afraid he'll suffocate and we'll be stuck in this wretched world forever!"
"Is it that serious?! A little bit of massage will do the trick?"
"By the way, where's your secret manual for aphrodisiacs? Hurry up and bring it out!"
Jiang Yan's cheeks flushed instantly. "Ah, is this okay?"
"Give it a try..."
Jiang Yan felt the snake pressed against her neck getting hotter and hotter.
Is he really going to blow it up?!
He can't die! If he dies, she'll never be able to go back! Jiang Yan touched the snake's body.
As soon as her fingers touched it, the snake went limp, and its tail coiled around her, trying to burrow into her palm.
Jiang Yan stroked his tail as she asked, "Which of you has the Hehuan Manual that Senior Sister gave me last time?!"
Upon hearing the name "Secret Manual of Acacia," Lin Yun twisted his snake body even more vigorously.
Is she going to cultivate with him?!
I knew it; she couldn't possibly be unmoved by a snake as handsome and dashing as him!
Shen Yuchen and Dongfang Chen frowned upon hearing this. What did she mean? Could it be that she really wanted to cultivate with this snake?
The two mosaic-like figures subconsciously looked in Feng Qingyu's direction.
Feng Qingyu frowned slightly, then conjured the 'Hehuan Manual' in her palm and handed it over.
Although he was somewhat surprised that she would ask for this at this time, he felt that she probably didn't mean it that way.
Jiang Yan took the book and led the snake to a secluded place.
To protect the snake's privacy, she called out to the others behind her, "Don't follow me, I can handle him myself."
Lin Yun's entire snake heart was fluttering~
It pressed against her neck, spitting its tongue triumphantly at the other animals.
Shen Yuchen squinted at the shameless, stinking snake with her sparrow-like eyes, while Dongfang Chen was irritably wagging his dragon tail.
How could a dignified Demon Lord be defeated by such a thin, spicy snack?
No, no, no, he didn't lose. He wouldn't stoop to fighting over something like that.
And he didn't like that Hua Xiu at all!
Therefore, he didn't care at all... He just despised Lin Yun's despicable methods.
That's right, that's exactly it!
Feng Qingyu narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at the green snake with displeasure. Although he never thought that Jiang Yan wanted to cultivate with this snake, he still couldn't help feeling depressed.
Jiang Yan led Lin Yun to a quiet place, and while stroking the snake's body, she said, "Um, get down, let's start here!"
Lin Yun's eyes lit up, and he asked in a hoarse voice, "Are you sure?"
"Of course! Stop talking nonsense and get down!"
Lin Yun finally slid off her, and Jiang Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Yun, his face flushed, whispered, "How do I begin... I've never had these experiences before, I don't really know..."
Jiang Yan frowned. What time is it? Why are you still pretending?
You're a snake who's lived for over three hundred years, and you don't understand that? Who are you trying to fool!
She crouched down and tossed the 'Albizia Manual' in front of him, saying, "Why don't you take a look, learn from it, and prepare yourself?"
Lin Yun glanced down at the image on the screen, then blushed and said, "Ready? Begin!"
After saying that, it rubbed its tail against her ankle.
Jiang Yan quickly raised her hand to push away his restless snake tail, frowning and urging, "Whatever I start, you hurry up!"
"Me?!?" Lin Yun's face flushed red. "I... I'm not very good at it, can you help me..."
Once she takes the initiative to 'bully' him, the snake, let's see how she can still act shamelessly after that!
Seeing his hesitant manner, Jiang Yan became anxious and frustrated: "How can I... help you with something like this! Hurry up and solve it yourself! Stop dawdling, or you'll become impotent!"
"You!!!" Lin Yun stared at her in disbelief. So, after all this time, he's supposed to solve this himself?!
Jiang Yan frowned and said, "Don't tell me you're a snake who's lived for over three hundred years and has never taken care of yourself! At a time like this, what are you pretending to be, this innocent snake?"
"Hiss hiss hiss!"
He hissed at her with displeasure: "The God of Marriage must have sent you to torment me!"
Jiang Yan impatiently urged, "Hurry up, do you really want to become impotent?"
"..."
Lin Yun gritted his teeth, resigned himself to his fate, and closed his eyes.
The effects of the drug, which had been suppressed for half a day, could no longer be controlled and surged forth. He glanced at the 'Secret Manual of Acacia' on the grass and then suddenly wrapped his entire snake body into her skirt.
Jiang Yan: "..."
She stared speechlessly at the small snake curled up inside her skirt.
Never mind, he's probably just a little embarrassed, she'll just have to bear with him.
After a long while... it seemed like he was breathing heavily and rapidly.
She couldn't help but blush.
Lin Yun suddenly popped out, his still-reddened snake-like face staring at her, gritting his teeth as he said, "You just wait!"
Then they swam quickly towards the river.
"?" Jiang Yan looked at the mosaic that was gradually moving away with a puzzled expression.
In her mind, Xiao Mei breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank goodness he didn't suffocate, but host, his explosive power is astonishing!"
Jiang Yan feigned ignorance, her face turning yellow: "Ah, what are you talking about? I don't really understand!"
When she got up, her face turned even yellower... Ugh! She's definitely going to make him into soup later!