Alternative Title: 傻了吧，爺不當人了！
Author: 打僵屍
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-08-09
Updated: 2025-08-09
Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.
Until he fell into a terrifying world.
Wicked entities, demonic creatures, monsters... The Ten Death Cities were an insurmountable chasm for humans who entered and wished to leave alive.
Wu Xiangwang, who only wanted to be a "salted fish" (lazy person), fell silent: Are you kidding me?
As others unlocked various skill points, Wu Xiangwang's "Handbook of Bizarre Fierce Beasts" lit up!
Want to know about the fierce blood-sucking mosquito? It sucks the enemy's blood to increase its own strength, no one is more persistent than a mosquito!
Want to know about the Hercules ant? Guaranteed your little fists will beat roaring zombies to death!
What? There are also two-headed monsters, man-eating ghosts, and strange plants and animals that kill indiscriminately?
It doesn't matter! Understand the power of species! The unkillable cockroach, the venomous jellyfish that regenerates limbs, and the strongest life form, the tardigrade – you're worth transforming into!
Wu Xiangwang: ...I've become ugly, but also stronger.
The wicked entities who happened to like this: Immortal Man!!!!!!
It is said that when God closes a door for you, He opens a window.
From that day on, Wu Xiangwang was no longer a heartthrob to thousands, but became a heartthrob to ten thousand ghosts!
#I'm no longer human, and I've become stronger#
#Not being human is actually quite refreshing#
#Never expected the aesthetics of wicked entities to be so bizarre, liking the appearance of fierce beast transformations#
#How come my husband's aesthetic is also off!#