Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 10

It’s fun to be a fairy male floater, and it’s fun to be a fairy male floater forever.

But the prerequisite is that the weasel demon does not clap.

Originally, Wu Xiannan had a beautiful idea - with his advantage of graceful and agile flying in the air, he could outlast the big weasel.

After all, every attack of his can absorb the health of the weird weasel, so no matter how you look at it in a protracted battle, he will be the winner!

But the newly arrived immortal still underestimated the strange horror and danger of this world.

Although he did successfully absorb the vitality of the strange weasel twice at the beginning with his flexible body, when he wanted to go around the back of the big weasel to quickly suck its blood for the third time, he was almost scratched in the neck by the strange weasel that suddenly swung its claws.

With the fragile skin of his thin neck, which was not even as thick as the wooden stake of the big chicken coop, he would definitely die on the spot if hit by the claws of the strange weasel.

If it weren't for the fact that Wanwan's innate skill [King of Dodge] came into play at the critical moment and he avoided the fatal blow, his neck would have been injured by more than just a layer of skin broken and a little bleeding.

Wu Xiannan, who had flown high into the sky again, looked grim.

Because of the three successful sneak attacks before, he underestimated this strange weasel.

However, in reality, in terms of combat prowess, whether in strength or attack, he was far inferior to the strange weasel. Even his agility, which was his greatest advantage after his strange transformation, was not much inferior to the weasel.

He has an absolute advantage when flying, but when he wants to stop and attack, he has almost no advantage because he needs to "attack at close range".

In fact, that was the time when he was most dangerous.

Otherwise, people wouldn't end up with blood on their hands when they slap mosquitoes to death - when mosquitoes are slapped to death, they are almost always in the process of sucking blood or about to suck blood.

After thinking this through, Mosquito Immortal Man sighed slightly. It seemed that Mosquito's individual combat ability was still a little weak. According to Mosquito's skills, he was suitable to be a qualified forward harassment assistant, but definitely not a main attacker.

In real life, I have never heard of anyone being killed by mosquitoes.

Of course, if there are tens of thousands of mosquitoes sucking blood together, that’s a different story.

Unfortunately, he can’t find so many mosquito minions now, and he doesn’t know what the mosquitoes in this weird world look like?

As for the Zerg... Can this big mosquito make the little mosquitoes here bow down to him and call him king after seeing him?

Wu Xiannan shuddered violently and shook his head quickly. What was he thinking? He didn't want to become the Mosquito King!

This world is so terrible that it is slowly eroding and even trying to distort his aesthetic sense of immortal men!

Beauty is the last stubbornness of the immortal man!

No one can be as ugly as him!

The immortal man came back to his senses and looked up at the strange weasel in the air that was still waving its claws angrily. He felt sorry that he would not be able to complete the brave mission tonight.

But it is obvious that this brave mission is not a task that the newcomers in the Novice Village can complete independently at this stage, and it is likely to require teamwork.

So he needs to find a companion to complete the task together during the day tomorrow.

Judging from Mosquito's skills, it would be best to find a main ranged attacker with high attack and defense. However, such a person would definitely be in high demand, and I wonder if he would be willing to do missions with a support like him who has low attack power and can only suck life.

If you can't find a main attacker with high attack and defense, then a fast-running tank will do.

Tank would attract attention in the front, and he would take a puff from time to time in the back, which would probably be enough to kill this strange weasel.

Wu Xiangwang thought seriously about tomorrow's actions and felt that finding a tank would be relatively easy, so he felt relieved.

Then Wu Xiannan, who was flying in the air, gave the strange weasel, which was still waving its claws, an evil and cold smile.

He did not attack the weasel again, but turned around and flew straight to the village chief's house and banged on the door.

"Village Chief, Village Chief! The weasel is coming! Come out and beat the weasel!"

Knocking on the Weird Village Chief's door in the middle of the night was risky, but Red Hair had said during the day that the main city was a safe zone and that Weird couldn't just kill people. This was the Novice Village, not the main city, but the rules should be similar.

In addition, risks are often accompanied by opportunities and benefits.

If he could take emergency action to avoid danger by flying high into the sky, he could try his luck and maybe the bicycle would turn into a motorcycle!

After all, he helped the village chief stop the weird weasel from stealing chickens tonight!

You have to pay.

Almost at the moment when Wu Xiangwang knocked on the village chief's door, a cold white light suddenly lit up in the big house that had been silent.

The strange weasel that was waving its claws just now suddenly showed a horrified expression on its furry and ferocious face, and its black eyes stared at the Mosquito Fairy who was still flying in the air, as if it couldn't believe that this guy who came out of nowhere and smelled a bit like the same kind but not quite the same kind could be so evasive!

“Ahhhhhhh!!”

You agreed to a one-on-one duel, but you went to the village chief! Do you still have any of that ferocious, strange, bloody dignity?!

Wu Xiannan sneered in the air, touched his broken neck and raised his middle finger to the strange weasel.

"If I can't kill you, I'll make sure you lose everything!"

No paparazzi has ever been able to get away with exposing false information about me!

Either you're in jail or you're out of the entertainment industry. You almost ruined my image. If I don't skin you alive, do you think I can only smile like an immortal?!

Tsk, I accidentally lost my character.

Sister Wang told him to smile.

Hmm, the fairy man smiles~

The strange weasel was shocked for only a few seconds. It realized the danger the moment the light came on.

At this time, it didn't care about the three half-dead chickens it had thrown on the ground. It turned around and ran back to the grass to escape.

But even though it reacted so quickly, when it turned around, a cold kitchen knife flew out from the open door of the village chief's house and chopped the strange weasel's tail at the last moment!

Don’t forget each other: “!!!!”

The kitchen knife almost flew past his waist! Fortunately, he was alert and dodged like a king, otherwise the kitchen knife would have cut his waist before chopping off the weasel's tail!

Wu Xiannan gritted his teeth, knowing that all weird things were bad! He flew up more than ten meters into the air before stopping.

As he flew high, the strange weasel let out a miserable howl that almost echoed throughout the Novice Village, but it did not stop at all and rushed back into the bushes at an even faster speed.

It can be seen how afraid it is of the monster that is about to come out of the village chief's house.

At this time, Wu Xiangwang also held his breath, waiting to see what the village chief of the novice village looked like.

squeak.

The half-open wooden door was finally fully opened, and then an old weirdo who looked very tall even though he was hunched over walked out of the house.

He looked very much like a human, with four healthy limbs and a head. He was wearing clothes that looked like coarse linen, and even held something in his hand that looked like a pipe.

Well, it fits the image of the old village chief very well.

But when He looked up, Wu Xiannan's fairy smile almost broke.

He tilted his head back, turned his neck 90 degrees, and then, little by little, with a crackling sound, stretched upward another meter before stopping.

To put it simply, He bent His neck and stretched it into a giraffe.

Don’t forget each other: “…”

I've never found a giraffe to have such a weird and scary element.

He flew up another two or three meters.

The height gave him a sense of security.

“Tsk…”

"You smell a bit strange, young man. You look like our Gui, but also have a bit of a nasty outsider vibe."

The weird old village chief who had stretched his neck to look like a giraffe took a puff of his cigarette and said firmly:

"Oh, so you're a bastard."

Wu Xiannan: "...Please call me the mixed-blood prince."

If I could beat you right now, I would suck you dry!

The strange village chief didn't care at all. At this moment, a not-so-happy expression appeared on his face:

"So young man, what are you trying to do by knocking on my door in the middle of the night? You're disturbing this old man's sleep."

"Don't forget each other" is just an exaggeration.

"Grandpa Village Chief, please don't lie with your eyes open! I successfully helped you stop a weasel from stealing chickens."

"Look at those three chickens still struggling over there. If it weren't for me, you would have lost three chickens tonight! These three are pullets, and they can lay eggs while they're still alive! One chicken lays one egg, and three chickens make three eggs. Eggs lay chickens, and chickens lay eggs, and eggs lay chickens, and eggs lay eggs!"

Wu Xiannan smiled an exaggerated smile at this moment: "To put it mildly, Village Chief, I have helped you recover endless wealth!"

Weird village chief: "..."

It turned out to be contaminated by the blood of outsiders. Only the elves from the ten major cities could say such shameless words.

The weird village chief raised his neck and moved his fingers again, but found with some regret that he really couldn't bite the little bastard by tilting his neck. In addition, the three chickens did struggle back to the chicken coop and did not die.

He still has to abide by the rules promulgated by the king.

[Random killing is prohibited in the city.]

【Triggering a transaction means paying back what you have paid.】

So the weird old village chief could only retract his head with some regret, and after his neck became normal length, he took a puff of his pipe before turning around and going back to the house.

"Okay, in that case, I'll give you the kitchen knife as a thank you gift."

Wu Xiannan: "………………"

Grass?

A plant.

After working all night, he got a kitchen knife that almost cut his kidney.

Dish! He lost!

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The author has something to say:

Xiannan: The pattern (remuneration) determines the position. The village chief’s pattern is far inferior to his splendor.

Gorgeous and weird favorability +1+1+1.

Fairy Man: Smile, smile, smile... F*ck you, I gave you the face, huh? How dare you scratch my neck!!!