Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 12

Wu Xiangwang pushed the door open and saw the red-haired man shouting at people in the square.

However, even if the red-haired young man's voice was loud enough for all the newcomers in the room to hear, there were really not many people who could keep calm and respond quickly after having the dream last night.

Wu Xiangwang looked around, memorized a few good-looking faces, and followed the crowd to walk behind the red-haired young man, lowering his head slightly to listen to what others were saying.

He kind of missed his mask and sunglasses.

Not many people could recognize him because he had just arrived yesterday and it was dark. But now it was bright and the people outside had almost calmed down, so he might be recognized soon.

Being recognized is not a problem, as no one would ask him for an autograph under these circumstances.

I'm afraid that his face, which is full of danger, will attract the covetousness of lustful people or the jealousy of ugly people, and it would be bad if they deliberately target him.

"……well."

This is the trouble of the immortal man.

However, Wu Xiangwang directly activated the [Bloodline Bonus] transformation when he lowered his head. He looked at his sharp and slender black and white patterned nails, and the wrapped village chief's kitchen knife in his hand, and still smiled.

Roses have thorns.

The immortal man can not only stab, but also chop people.

The red-haired young man shouted for about ten minutes and then stopped, leading the people behind him towards the village chief's house.

He is not like a tour guide who has to wait until every member of the group is present before setting off.

The rule of survival in this strange world is always strength first. Never expect to survive by relying on the mercy and kindness of others.

Because the vast majority of people who come here are no longer human beings. In every sense of the word.

The village chief's house was still the big house that Wu Xiangwang had visited last night.

Looking at it during the day, the house looks like a wooden villa in the countryside, but every eave and the outer wall of the room are covered with barbed spikes, making it a natural anti-theft and eerie building.

The weird old village chief who had chopped off half of the weird weasel's tail with a knife last night was also standing at the door of his yard with his pipe in his hand. Wu Xiangwang didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that two of the four eyeballs of the weird old village chief were looking at him.

Wu Xiannan: “…” I feel like my aesthetic taste has been polluted again.

"Are you here? Which mission are you here for?"

The old village chief spoke with a hoarse voice, but all the humans present understood his words.

Being able to communicate normally with the strangeness of this world is probably a survival privilege given by the world. Otherwise, no one would be able to leave the Novice Village.

The red-haired man smiled brightly at the strange old village chief: "Look at what you said, of course we are here to do mission four. It's only the first day, how can we defeat the strange weasel? None of us have fully awakened our abilities yet."

"As for eggs, we didn't earn any. We all came here to complete missions to earn eggs."

The old village chief blew out a smoke ring, and a strange villager next to him laughed out loud when he heard this: "They are all useless! Weak food hehehehehehe..."

The expressions of the newcomers who heard this were not very good, but the expressions of the old people and the red-haired young man standing next to them did not change.

"Old village chief, don't waste time and start the task."

The strange villager wanted to say something, but was hit on the head by the old village chief with his pipe.

"Shut up, idiot. We can still kill you with the new weak guys."

"Ants swarming together can kill an elephant. Wait until you are alone before you laugh."

Newcomers: “…”

Don’t forget each other: “…”

He is worthy of being the head of the village.

"Alright, whoever needs weeding their fields, come over here. First come, first served. Usually the first ones to come are more efficient. The ones who come later won't be able to do it as well."

Then seven or eight strange villagers came to the newlyweds one by one.

There were about three hundred new people gathered here, and some people were running over hurriedly from behind.

This was the first time that the newcomers faced the strange natives of this world at such a close distance. Since most of the strange creatures were one, or even two or three, times taller than humans, the sight of these strange creatures standing in front of them and selecting them gave the newcomers an indescribable sense of oppression and... a subtle sense of humiliation.

"Tsk... We feel like chickens waiting to be picked."

A young man with hair standing straight up like a hedgehog was chewing some grass that he had pulled out from somewhere, and complaining without concealing his voice at all.

In an instant, there was a sound of gasps around him, and the people around him quickly dispersed to both sides, making sure to stay away from this troublemaker.

Wu Xiangwang also stood next to the young man, but he did not move at first.

When this troublemaker looked around and found that only Wu Xiangwang hadn't moved, he was about to say something with a smile when the immortal man moved.

He walked step by step to the upper right edge of the crowd.

The thorn: “……???”

"Don't mind me. I like this position."

Even if he is a chick, he must have a chick head!

Not to mention that he is the crane among the chickens.

Suddenly, two crazy people appeared in the crowd, and the newcomers were speechless.

However, it must be said that the actions of these two people invisibly reduced some of the pressure on everyone, and everyone felt a lot more relaxed when facing those seven or eight tall and weird figures.

At least they are not the first ones to seek death. Even if these weirdos get angry, those two people will take the blame.

There were also people standing in the crowd, sneering and waiting for the troublemakers and pretty boys to get into trouble.

This isn't a game where you can get back on track after dying. If you think you're the chosen protagonist and can just say anything to the enemy, you're courting death.

Of course you have to follow the rules here and not make any mistakes!

Then, the person who sneered could no longer laugh.

"Hey! I think these two are good. Let's just take these two and the dozens here."

"I think these two are good too. I also think these few are good too! They should all come with me, my Tian Da!"

"What's the point of your vast farmland? The food you grow isn't even at level one. Of course, our level two farmland is what needs these people! Don't argue with me, or I'll come back and beat you up!"

In the end, it was the tallest monster with four arms that won the battle.

He walked out first and stretched out his hand to point out more than a dozen newcomers one by one. When he pointed to the fifteenth one, the old village chief coughed. The strange man with four arms paused for a moment, then reluctantly pointed to the hedgehog-headed man and Wu Xiangwang.

"Just add these two and it will be fine."

But Hedgehog Head and Wu Xiangwang didn't move.

Originally, Hedgehog Head took a step forward. After all, he could see that the people picked out by the tall and strange man with four arms were all newcomers with powerful awakened superpowers. Ten of the fifteen people had been invited by the Dragon Fang Legion.

It is certainly better to team up with strong people than with weak people.

But Hedgehog Hair noticed from the corner of his eye that the man standing on the far right, who was suspected to be a pretty boy celebrity, had not left.

He stopped immediately.

"What are you two doing? Why don't you follow me?"

The tall and strange creature roared at them, and the ferocity in his voice was frightening just to hear.

But the immortal man touched his nails and raised the kitchen knife to steady himself.

"You can pick us, and we can pick you, right?"

"Transactions and employment are always choices made by both parties. There is no such thing as a job where the first party has the final say."

Unless you give enough.

Then the immortal man, who would never suffer any loss, turned around and looked at the few people whose eyes lit up immediately after hearing his words and said with a strange smile:

"Everyone, let me introduce myself before I start recruiting."

"You can call me Ah Wang. I'm a 26-year-old man, in the healthiest and most positive period of a man's life, both physically and mentally."

"I didn't awaken any special abilities yesterday, but I did awaken an energy-assisted skill this morning. This ability allows me to stay energetic and work for long periods of time."

"Also, I'm confident in my finger dexterity and the sharpness of my nails. If I'm weeding, this will definitely be a positive bonus. Maybe while someone else pulls out just one weed, I've already pulled out two."

"I also brought a machete."

"To sum up, my work ability must be the best among everyone. I can even do slightly more difficult tasks. So I think that the reward of three eggs for a day's work is a bit insufficient."

"Is anyone willing to pay me a salary equal to my ability to work?"

Wu Xiannan smiled like a sunflower: "Awang will give you the best quality work."

Red-haired youth: "Hiss!"

This kid has a bright future!

The thorny young man: "Fuck!"

Needless to say, this must be that pretty boy! A professional prostitute!

While both newcomers and old guests were marveling at the immortal's self-introduction, the weirdos over there had already started competing to quote their prices.

"You're right!! I'll give you five eggs for a day!"

"You must want him to help you get rid of those stubborn second-level ground-scratching weeds! You're asking for five eggs! I'll give you six!"

"Bah! I thought you were so rich! I'll give you eight! Wangwang, right? Come here and follow me! I'll give you eight eggs a day!"

Wu Xiannan twitched his lips and wanted to say that his name was not Wangwang, but before he could open his mouth, the big weirdo with four arms who was the first to pick someone suddenly spoke, and his voice drowned out all the weird voices.

"roar!!"

"Shut up, everyone!!"

"Come here! If you help me get rid of that stubborn patch of weeds in the center of my field, I'll give you twenty eggs a day!"

Twenty!!

The newcomers widened their eyes and said in their hearts, "Oh my god!"

Wu Xiannan, however, immediately flashed his most sincere business smile: "You're so generous! Deal."

At this moment, the four-armed monster swung all four of its arms into a whirlwind of fire, then sneered, "But if you're not as useful as you say, and can't weed my fields, human, then I'll beat you into a pulp and fry you into meat patties!"

Wu Xiannan's smile paused slightly.

"Don't worry, I'm still very professional."

If all else fails, just dance for the captain of the guard and escape overnight! He can fly anyway!

Then the immortal man heard the four-armed monster snort: "I don't think you dare to lie to me, the captain of the guard!"

Wu Xiannan: "...?"

Wu Xiannan: “…………”

Wu Xiannan: "."

Damn.

Isn’t this a coincidence?!

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The author has something to say:

Wangwang: Professionally selling our bodies and faces! Refusing to exploit our labor! Super capable Wangwang, you deserve it!

Gorgeous and Weird: ... (Fortunately, He has a lot of money)

Guard Captain: I have a lot of eggs too!

The captain of the guard makes a big heart with his four arms!