Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 145

Since you have decided to participate in the beauty contest, you naturally have to make the best preparations you can.

Wu Xiangwang still doesn't know what the rules of the beauty contest are, but he believes that his friends can give him a clear enough answer.

Shang Chong and Wang Xiao are obviously powerful enough.

"Wangwang, you're finally back. I thought you were trapped in there and couldn't get out. I was thinking about whether I should call Liusha to take you out."

Everyone gathered in Shang Chong's rest room, and Shang Chong came up and gave them a big hug.

Wu Xiangwang accepted the offer with a smile, but soon began to ask the question that concerned him: "Have you found any useful information about the beauty contest? Most importantly, how does the beauty contest select the most beautiful beauty?"

Wang Xiao pushed his glasses up and nodded, revealing a truly elite demeanor. "The beauty contest judging method is actually quite simple, but precisely because it's simple, it's also a little tricky to follow."

"First, the weirdos participating in the beauty contest must pass the simplest and most basic strength competition on the first day. The first day's competition is actually like a free-for-all. As long as you can be among the last 100 weirdos standing on the stage, you can continue to participate in the charm competition."

"Because a considerable number of weirdos believe that only fake vase weirdos are not truly beautiful weirdos. Truly beautiful weirdos should be both beautiful and powerful, or at least not too weak."

"After getting through the first day of strength competition, it was just a simple display of charm and beauty."

Wang Xiao paused for a moment and said, "This beautiful display is actually a vote-gathering exercise."

"One hundred beautiful king ghosts will gather together and show themselves on the high platform in the square to the tens of thousands of ghosts who come to watch."

"Every weirdo present has the right to vote. Each weirdo counts as one vote, and the weirdo with the most votes will be the most beautiful weirdo."

Wu Xiangwang blinked. "This selection method... is fair. However, it seems easy to canvass for votes, bribe, or even cheat."

Wu Xingyun nodded in agreement. "Right, that's right. It's just like the presidential election in some places. If there's enough bribery, wouldn't it be possible to just preemptively decide the winner?"

Wang Xiao just chuckled twice.

At this time, Taoist Zhang San shook his head very clearly: "You are too proud of these arbitrary weird things."

"From my observation, the strange creatures in this world are mostly those with strong egos, no bottom line, and no regard for promises, only considering strength."

"They lack the moral integrity that humans possess, and certainly won't keep their promises. Therefore, bribing them to reserve their votes is nearly impossible. These beings are driven by instinct. If you can demonstrate sufficient power and beauty to captivate them, they'll likely forget their previous promises during the judging process and directly vote for the being they deem beautiful and powerful."

"So, actually, winning this beauty contest is pretty simple. All you need is a 'beauty' that all the weirdos like, and you'll win."

Shang Chong tutted, "You Taoist priest, you're talking without any worries! Isn't the biggest problem right now that we don't have that weird appearance that makes all weird things look 'beautiful'?"

"Wulian Tianzun, how do you know Wangwang doesn't have it? I think he might have it."

Wang Xiao saw that the troublesome Dharma King and Taoist Zhang San were about to start an argument, so he quickly cut to the chase, "Besides beauty, you should also pay more attention to your strength."

"I've researched the Dragon Fang Legion's records of the beauty contest. It seems something went wrong during the final performance of the previous beauty contest. A beautiful creature with the highest number of votes was almost certain to win, but was killed by the runner-up in the final ten minutes of the competition."

"So, in that weird beauty contest ten years ago, the winner was the second-place winner. The first-place winner died in vain."

"Oh my God, don't those weirdos who voted for the first place feel angry? Aren't they so angry that they want to kill the second place and avenge the first place?" Wu Xingyun sighed and was confused.

Liusha shook his head: "No. No."

"Weirdness only feels... exciting."

He is a weird human being who is almost completely losing his mind. He feels deeply about the crazy, uncontrollable and murderous emotions when he is weird.

The killings that occur on the competition stage do not violate the rules, but instead double the excitement for those watching the pageant's weirdness.

The second one killed the first one, proving that the second one was stronger than the first one.

Then, what is powerful is beautiful.

Wu Xiangwang thought for a moment and concluded, "So, first, you need to have the strength to stay in the current top 100, second, you need to canvass for votes, and third, you need to be wary of sneak attacks from other contestants before the canvassing is complete."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

So the question becomes the most important one again——

How can we make all the weirdness feel unforgettable beauty?

"The Dragon Fang Legion's important archives record the final results of three beauty contests." Wang Xiao pondered and said, "In one of them, a strange creature with seven different feather colors, much like a golden pheasant, won.

This time, the piranha with its beautiful colorful fins won.

The third time, a strange creature, whose true form could not be seen but was probably an insect, won. However, it was originally in second place, and the one it killed that had the highest number of votes was a bird.

So if we only look at these three matches, it seems that the weird one who transforms into a flying feather type has a greater chance of winning?

Wu Xiangwang touched his chin and shook his head.

"I don't think that's right. Does the file mention the approximate number of each weird ethnic group participating in the beauty contest?"

Wang Xiao paused for a moment, and almost instantly understood the meaning of "wu xiang wang".

But he shook his head: "It's not recorded in the file. However, according to what you said, it seems that during the first beauty contest... the Feather Tribe showed unusually many strange things."

Shang Chong finally understood. "So the first time the Feather Tribe's weirdos were able to win was because they had more people?! That actually makes sense. Isn't it a matter of whoever gets the most votes winning? The Feather Tribe will definitely vote for the Feather Tribe's weirdos. Even if those weirdos act arbitrarily, they won't betray their own tribe."

"Then our chances of winning will be even smaller!"

Wu Xiangwang blinked and shook his head.

"If every race strongly supports the American spies sent out by their own race, then... I think it would be easier to canvass votes."

Shang Chong looked unconvinced.

"You're talking as if you could just pull off a racial reversal at the convention and get all the races to support you."

Wu Xiangwang laughed: "It's not like there will be a big change in race, but it's still possible to take advantage of it a little."

At this moment, a gray-white picture of a ferocious creature began to vibrate and slowly float up in his mind.

That was the beast that Wu Xiangwang had thought was both beautiful and ferocious when he first read "The Handbook of Fierce Creatures".

Even though it looks really weak, cute, and harmless on the outside. Even if judging from its appearance and actual combat power alone, it may not be called a "fierce creature" at all.

However, the skill of that beautiful little cutie is one of the most brutal ones.

A new monster is about to emerge, but it still feels like the timing is a little off.

Wu Xiangwang felt that he would have to wait until the beauty contest officially began before he could activate the new beast.

Now, he can go canvass for votes in advance and then do the beauty mission.

"It seems like you already have a plan?" Wang Xiao pushed his glasses.

Wu Xiangwang smiled and said, "That's right, then you will just watch me become the most beautiful weirdo!"

"But, ahem, everyone, hurry up and do the Hero and Merchant quests for the next four days. We'll probably have to flee after the beauty contest. Although I really want to stay in this city for a while, but... our strength and mission won't let us stay."

Wang Xiao, Shang Chong, Wu Xingyun: “…………”

"Amitabha."

"Wulian Tianzun."

When everyone was silent, Liusha spoke for everyone: "Didn't we agree to stay here for a month?"

Wu Xiangwang: "I didn't want to cause trouble. It was those guys in the prison who wanted to blow up the entire Four Seasons Cage. This has nothing to do with me, an upright and friendly citizen who doesn't want to cause trouble at all!"

Wang Xiao took off his glasses and said, "So, what happened in the Four Seasons Cage? What made you no longer satisfied with escaping and start heading towards the urban demolition team?"

Although he had already anticipated that they would not be able to live well in the Natural City, but as for blowing up the castle, well, he had to know the reason, right?

Wu Xiangwang looked at his teammates' eager eyes and told them everything he saw.

"I don't want to be a hero. I just want those real heroes not to die in this city."

The room was silent for a moment, and everyone made the same choice.

"I'll go collect some more information to see what kind of weirdness the weirds prefer."

"In that case, Bald Donkey and I will each chant some sutras and perform some rituals to increase your chances of winning."

"Me, me, me! I'll also hold the mushroom and pray earnestly!"

Then, Lin Yuan finally said the first sentence with a smile: "Please let me accompany you to canvass for votes."

Wu Xiangwang laughed and said, "Then let's go together."

Twenty minutes later, Wu Xiangwang, who had transformed into a big-toothed ant, and Lin Yuan, who was wearing a cloak and had no sense of existence, arrived at the strange gathering place of termites.

Facing the six soldier ants guarding the gate, the fierce ant Wangwang smiled warmly: "Good day. I came to chat with the Third Prince."

An hour later, Wangwang, who had transformed into a weird spider, arrived at the gathering place of weird spiders.

Two hours later, the chameleon Wangwang went to the strange territory of the lizards.

Three hours later, Mengwen Wangwang went to the west city gate and met Wen Da and his guards.

Later, Butterfly Wangwang and Cone Snail Wangwang also found their big families.

The only thing left is...

Very strong.

Wu Xiangwang twitched the corner of his mouth, and finally entered the gathering place of the strong, where he saw countless strong and weird people that made his scalp tingle.

Finally, when the moon was high in the sky, Baibian Wangwang had collected all the votes he could, and also completed the task of getting a hundred weird beauties to praise his beauty and charm. He was just waiting for... the beauty contest three days later.

Those weirdos did not agree to vote for him first.

But as long as he has some connections and becomes the second choice, he will definitely win!